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Joined 11-30-13, id: 5359155, Profile Updated: 10-25-15
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Batman, and Spider-Man.

Real Name: General Butt F*cking Naked

Age: Pie

Gender: wouldn't you like to know

Sexuality: depends on the time of day

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the things that my stories are based on and if I feel there was help from other sources I will mention it.

Hobbies: eating pie and ice cream, playing games, reading books, watching TV/anime, sacrificing virgins to random pagan gods

Favourite kinds of stories: nice romances (so romances that are nothing like Twilight, fifty shades of Grey and Time Travellers Wife)

A little about my writing: I like to write at my own pace and only when i'm in the mood. Wether it's because i'm lazy, overworked or just plain don't feel like it. Honestly I don't spend a lot of time writing. When i do write i really enjoy it and even if it isn't good i feel a sence of acheivement. You don't like how i write or the rate that I write, then by all means you don't have to read, and if you want to troll me i invite you to go ahead. I would be flattered to mean so much to you that you take the time to criticise me and my stories (just try to be creative with your insults because if you don't it gets really boring).

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.

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Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 154,706 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Young Justice: Beta by Punisher164 reviews
We're second best, second choice, last option, and this is our story. A story of the beta team that helped save the world, but got no credit. It's a long journey to tell, but well-worth the tale. There were betrayals, fights, drama, love, friendships, dreams, and nightmares. Was being a hero really worth it? Read and find out.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 123 - Words: 969,572 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 2/8/2013
Percy Jackson and The Hogwarts Chronicles by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson saved the world. But the price was much steeper than he was willing to pay. To separate his life from the bitter memories of his past, Percy is sent to London to live with a distant cousin in hopes of a nice easy mortal life. He should have known the Fates weren't done with him yet. Rated M for a reason. Possible mature content... TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/27 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
Angel In The Attic by fusedtwilight reviews
The X-men are called to pick up a new student, soon the find out he may look like an angel, but his powers are more of the divine wrath kind. Can Michael fit in at Xaviers? And what does Magneto want with him?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 394,472 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Warren W. III/Archangel
Pam, Pete, and Harley by Wiggles-n-stuff reviews
Good ol' Parker Luck. Peter Parker is living with two very attractive ladies. Both are strong, intelligent... and villains. Oh boy. Spidey is sucked into the DC verse by accident, and immediately stumbles upon the two women. How will the web-head deal with this new world, and what's the goal of the Sirens in keeping him under thumb? Cover Art by Comfort Love and Adam Withers
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 189,949 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Peter P./Spider-Man
The Boy Who Proved Her Wrong by prehistoric-huntress reviews
Thalia's life isn't the easiest life. She's got a lot of problems to deal with, but she does it pretty well because she's blocked herself off from everyone. Except someone unexpected comes barging in and shows her something she hasn't experienced in the longest time. And things will change. And maybe for the best.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 87,631 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Issei's older brother by GhostStryker92 reviews
Kazuma Hyoudou, the older brother of Issei Hyoudou finally comes back home after four years of being at the fancy private school and now going to the same school as his little brother. OC X Harem and Issei X Harem. Rated M for language, blood and future lemons, which that will be randomized, and it will have a minor Xover.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,923 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/7/2013
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,589 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
The Mask of Responsibility by MLP Mike reviews
Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider and gets super human powers. Becoming the masked hero Spider-Man, he battles super-villains and common crooks alike, all the while trying for the affection of the woman he loves. Center of the TMR Universe. (COMPLETE)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 201,663 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S., Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Birds And Spiders by Nightwolv reviews
Kaine the now cured clone of Spider-man has taken up the mantle of the Scarlet Spider. What happens when he is unwillingly placed in the DC universe and comes into contact with a certain group? May be rated M later
Crossover - Spider-Man & Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,835 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Superman: New Beginnings by ben10987654321 reviews
The world has a Justice League. The world has a Clark Kent. The world has no Superman. Not yet anyway. A different beginning for our Man of Steel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 283,083 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Dinah L./Black Canary] Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor - Complete
Looking for Mr Suitable by wentworth360 reviews
Zatanna makes an important decision...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,506 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zatanna Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
SmallvilleX: Evolution by ben10987654321 reviews
Clark ends up attending a certain school for the 'gifted'. Smallville/X-Men: Evolution x-over.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 549,097 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Rogue/Anna Marie, Clark K./Superman] - Complete
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Webs and Wings reviews
Peter Parker was an ordinary boy till his life went down the drain. After spending a year on the streets he meets the Batman and his life takes a twist, for the better or the worst. Watch as these two work through their partnership in fighting crime and saving Gotham. No slash.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015
Percy: God of Affairs reviews
Percy Jackson is the son of the primordial god Eros/Cupid. And due to a deal the two of them have made Percy has been able to live for about four thousand years. Only problem is that he has made many enemy's amounts the gods. So it is quite a surprise when the offer him Godhood. But even if he agrees, it still will not free him of his problems. HIATSU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis, Hera, Aphrodite]
Akeno's Boyfriend reviews
Akeno and Shin are a near perfect couple. No matter what happens they would always protect one another under the promise of "I belong to you and you belong to me." But can all of that be shattered when Akeno discovers that her boyfriend is the very thing that she hates most in the world. Hiatus.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - H. Akeno, OC