Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
this account is basically full of sporadically updated chapter stories or trash one-shots. i have a main account but i actually have responsibilities (boooooo, i know) there and people don't like it when i spend my time writing this junk instead of heavy, serious stories with stupid-thousand-word chapters.
! JUST IN CASE NO ONE UNDERSTOOD, I HAVE NO UPDATE SCHEDULE !
words of warning:
- everything is probably going to be
- everything is probably going to have inner-sak somewhere (pertaining anything narutoverse-wise)
- everything is probably going to have a strong
- everything is probably going to be short or have short chapters (it doesn't mean i'm incapable, it means i'm lazy and tired of responsibility)
- everything is probably going to be trash
- if you hate itasaku, akatsaku, or just sakura, you should probably go
(sorry if you hate that nothing's capitalized, including the i's. initially, i kept them capitalized because grammar, but then i was like 'whatever'. (also, it looked weird))
blurbs and crap
(yeah, i got this shit down at least)
On Monday, Hidan felt one of his scalp tingle. By Friday, he had a broken arm, two cracked ribs and a vendetta. Two weeks (and a scalp tingle) later, Kisame had ‘food poisoning’. AU
Or: Sakura own a guaranteed-to-work voodoo doll business; the Akatsuki get involved, and chaos ensues.
[being written, not posted but i can't wait because love this idea, tentatively being called 'Sakura's Voodoo Service']
Kakuzu found her beating the shit out of a pervert in an alley and decided she was going to make him a lot of money with that deceptive pink hair. AU
Or: Sakura’s broke and strong, so illegal boxing matches don’t sound half-bad.
She was (mostly) sure when she went to bed- or the sleeping bag stained with blood and death- she had been twenty-one, not four. She was also (mostly) sure her parents should be lying somewhere as burned, unrecognizable corpses instead of coercing her into getting up. timetravel
Or: Sakura had been in a war for longer than this tiny body had even been alive. sak-centric, timetravel, kind of dark, eventual itasaku. all chapters are and forever will be only one-hundred words of content.
[already posted, being written, 'control']
always feel free to pm me,
basically i give away all my story plots when you say nice things.
so do that.