infinite abattoir
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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

ab·at·toir

ˈabəˌtwär/

noun

a slaughterhouse.


this account is basically full of sporadically updated chapter stories or trash one-shots. i have a main account but i actually have responsibilities (boooooo, i know) there and people don't like it when i spend my time writing this junk instead of heavy, serious stories with stupid-thousand-word chapters.


! JUST IN CASE NO ONE UNDERSTOOD, I HAVE NO UPDATE SCHEDULE !


words of warning:

- everything is probably going to be sakura-centric 'whatever-main-female-is-in-the-plot'–centric

- everything is probably going to have inner-sak somewhere (pertaining anything narutoverse-wise)

- everything is probably going to have a strong sakura ass-kicking heroine in some way

- everything is probably going to be short or have short chapters (it doesn't mean i'm incapable, it means i'm lazy and tired of responsibility)

- everything is probably going to be trash

- if you hate itasaku, akatsaku, or just sakura, you should probably go

(sorry if you hate that nothing's capitalized, including the i's. initially, i kept them capitalized because grammar, but then i was like 'whatever'. (also, it looked weird))


blurbs and crap

(yeah, i got this shit down at least)


i.

On Monday, Hidan felt one of his scalp tingle. By Friday, he had a broken arm, two cracked ribs and a vendetta. Two weeks (and a scalp tingle) later, Kisame had ‘food poisoning’. AU

Or: Sakura own a guaranteed-to-work voodoo doll business; the Akatsuki get involved, and chaos ensues.

[being written, not posted but i can't wait because love this idea, tentatively being called 'Sakura's Voodoo Service']

ii.

Kakuzu found her beating the shit out of a pervert in an alley and decided she was going to make him a lot of money with that deceptive pink hair. AU

Or: Sakura’s broke and strong, so illegal boxing matches don’t sound half-bad.

[an idea]

iii.

She was (mostly) sure when she went to bed- or the sleeping bag stained with blood and death- she had been twenty-one, not four. She was also (mostly) sure her parents should be lying somewhere as burned, unrecognizable corpses instead of coercing her into getting up. timetravel

Or: Sakura had been in a war for longer than this tiny body had even been alive. sak-centric, timetravel, kind of dark, eventual itasaku. all chapters are and forever will be only one-hundred words of content.

[already posted, being written, 'control']

iv.

Sakura's changed during the war and a weapon sharp enough to keep accidentally cutting its owner is worse than a dull one. itasaku, sak-centric, no update schedule, m for definite gore and dark scenes and maybe more.

Or: Kohonagakure's war has ended. Sakura's has not.

[being written, not posted also not sure if i like this anymore so, we'll see]

v.

“So basically, everyone here had some kind of special talent? What is this, Disney channel?” She asked incredulously. He grinned at her, although it could have also been a sneer, “Disney doesn’t kill people.”

Or: Sakura gets a scholarship to a rich boarding school for ‘protegees’. The only catch is that they’re probably all secret psychopaths.

[an idea i don't think i like this anymore but it's here anyways just in case]


always feel free to pm me,

basically i give away all my story plots when you say nice things.

so do that.

please.

(please)


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control reviews
Sakura had been in a war for longer than this tiny body had even been alive. sak-centric, timetravel, kind of dark, wartorn!sak, character death (obv.), eventual itasaku. all chapters are and forever will be only one-hundred words of content.
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