Jake Crepeau
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Joined 02-08-04, id: 536071, Profile Updated: 06-20-14
Author has written 30 stories for Biker Mice From Mars, Voyagers!, Hogan's Heroes, Quantum Leap, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please be aware that Jordre and I share this account; her information follows mine. Stories that she has written will have her BYLINE IN CAPS alongside the title on the summary page, so you can easily tell which of us wrote what.

Jake: Rather than have to update my age every year, I’ll tell you I was born in 1954; you do the math. (;-D) I’ve been writing fanfiction of one sort or another since I was seven or eight years old, long before there was any such thing as a computer, never mind the Internet; sadly, most of those manuscripts are long lost, or I’d probably be rewriting the best of them for posting here. I’m a six-year veteran of the USAF (discharged in 1986).

My fandoms are Hogan’s Heroes, Rat Patrol, Biker Mice from Mars, The Sentinel, and Voyagers, and I’ve written stories for all except the Sentinel, though most of them haven’t been posted yet. You won’t find the Hogan’s Heroes tale under my name, however; that was a contribution to a collaborative effort called “The Mary Sue Experiment” by G.S. Jessica. I used the name “Jake Duncan” for that one. Oh, and don’t let the name kid you. My dad wanted a boy and got me instead.

My roommate Jordre and I (you’ve seen her mentioned as my beta reader, and she's included a brief profile below) live on a farm in South Carolina, where we used to raise sheep, but have recently switched to dairy goats. I'm learning to make cheese! ;D

I like to get reviews of all types. Well, of course I like the positive ones; I’m only human, after all, but constructive criticism is also very welcome. Some of you may find my punctuation, especially commas, a bit odd; that’s because I follow an older set of rules - see birth date above. ;-) They’re as instinctive to me as the QWERTY keyboard, and I’m not likely to change either one.

Please feel free to PM or e-mail me any time, whether to comment on a story or just to say hi; I love talking to the people I’ve “met” in my various fandoms, especially since I spent my school years being treated like a pariah because most of the other kids thought I was “wierd.” The fact that fanfiction has become generally accepted is nothing short of a miracle to me.

Happy writing!

Jordre: I was born two years before Jake. See above. ;D I have a long list of fandoms, including The Sentinel, Magnificent 7 (ATF AU preferred), A-Team, Rat Patrol, Hogan's Heroes, Garrison's Gorillas, The Professionals, Man from U.N.C.L.E., 12 O'Clock High, Combat!, and Biker Mice from Mars. So far, I've only posted in Hogan's Heroes. And to answer a question I've been asked several times, no, I've never been in the miltary myself.

Since we are both now retired from our outside jobs, we will do limited beta work for writers in selected fandoms, on a case-by-case basis only. (Livestock and related concerns still account for a lot of our time.) For most stories, both of us will beta; Jake prefers not to deal with stories including explicit sex of any kind. Jordre: I will beta gen or slash, and prefer not to deal with overly explicit sex scenes. (I get bored with it very quickly. I'm old-school in that regard and prefer certain things to be left to the imagination - and I have a VERY vivid imagination! ;) Will NOT beta explicit BDSM.) Jake: I will beta gen or slash lite, NO explicit sex, please. I freely admit I'm a good bit more of a prude than Jordre. ;D

Disclaimer: If asked to beta, we reserve the right to refuse any particular story or individual chapter without long-winded explanations on our part.

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Baltimore by maleshka reviews
Tony and Gibbs meet for the first time in Baltimore; they don't get along. With a lot to learn, they have to survive each other long enough to solve a case! Rated for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,954 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bête noire by seshatnedjset reviews
Gibbs has to face his worst nightmares
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Mercenary's Tale by vandevere reviews
Jayne ain't quite what he seems. X-over with The X-files and Chuck. Rated T for mild profanity Sequel to Chuck VS the Alien Colonists
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,649 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jayne
Puppet Master by Emerald1 reviews
What happened to Tim, and where is his team? Who can he trust when he has no memories to fall back on? Can Gibbs, Tony and the rest of the team figure out what has happened in time to save him? Not a death story. Set late in Season 5.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,980 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Tim M., T. Kort - Complete
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November 1, 1981 reviews
Harry Potter is left on the Dursleys' doorstep in the middle of the night. Rated M for disturbing content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Complete
Musical Reception reviews
Remus attends a ball and receives an unexpected musical reception when he arrives. Oneshot. Warning: Bad joke ahead! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Jeffrey's Leap reviews
Sequel to "In All but Name and Blood." When Bogg and Jeffrey return to VHQ, staffers challenge the young Voyagers to a solo assignment.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Life with the Undead BY JORDRE reviews
Rex has his Territory, his Lair, and his people. But there are still a lot of loose ends to tie up before life can become settled for everyone. The final part (Part Five) of Nomen Vampyri Rex. Still rated M, because hey, vampires, don'tcha know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,973 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Master of the Twin Cities BY JORDRE reviews
Military policy regarding vampires has been modified, and Rex has been awarded the city of his choice by the Territorial Master. Now he just has to make his dream a reality. Part 4 of Nomen Vampyri Rex. Rated M for language, possibly disturbing imagery, and implied m/m relationships; vampires, don'tcha know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,147 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
The Vampire Vigilante BY JORDRE reviews
Vampires and demons are known—at least to the military. A special unit has been formed to deal with "hostiles"—but it's not the most efficient or humane system conceivable. And not everyone involved is happy with that setup. Part 3 of "Nomen Vampyri Rex." Rated M for language, possibly disturbing imagery, and implied m/m relationships; vampires, don'tcha know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,664 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
The Rise of the Nighstalkers BY JORDRE reviews
An Initiative-like organization has been created, because the military cannot ignore the existence of any threat once it has become aware of it. But every organization can stand to be improved. Part 2 of "Nomen Vampyri Rex." Rated M for language, possibly disturbing imagery, and implied m/m relationships; vampires, don'tcha know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,633 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
Demon Hunters-R-Us BY JORDRE reviews
An Initiative-like organization is created, because the military cannot ignore the existence of any threat once it has become aware of it. But no one ever said that the demons had to cooperate with that sentiment. Part 1 of "Nomen Vampyri Rex." Rated M for language, possibly disturbing imagery, and implied m/m relationships; vampires, don'tcha know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
A Tale of Between Two Cities BY JORDRE reviews
Wherein someone learns to be careful what one yearns for. A story in the Hogan and the General AU, written for 96 Hubble's Short-Story Speed-Writing Contest. Written 5-13-12 at 0330... ;
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
In All but Name and Blood reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned—unless it's the Voyagers she tries to drive a wedge between. Takes place some time after "Voyagers of the Titanic."
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count reviews
In the immediate aftermath of "Buffalo Bill and Annie Play the Palace," Jeffrey learns the disastrous consequences his disobedience could have had.
Voyagers! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Heaven's Tools reviews
An alternate ending to "A Voyager's Cross" by Peeper Stockwell, posted with her permission.
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Plucked! reviews
The story of Bogg's first days at VHQ. Completely re-written for the second time; now an evolving story.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
A Fractured Christmas Carol reviews
What to get for the Voyager who has everything...or so he thinks. Inspired by similar efforts seen in two other fandoms so far this year.
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
More than He Can Chew reviews
A very short drabble exploring what Professor Garth's thoughts might have been at one point during Bogg's trial.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
The Gift of a Son reviews
Somewhere in the midst of several assignments between the Battle of Hastings and the slave revolt at Capua, Bogg realizes that Jeffrey is much more than a walking Guidebook.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Klink, Klank—KLUNK! by JORDRE reviews
A short tale in the ‘Hogan and the General’ AU, of how Klink ended up with…. But you’ll just have to read this to find out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - W. Klink - Complete
Sturmhunde of the Panzers BY JORDRE reviews
Germany, 1942. An SAS unit is captured by the Germans… Pre-history for the ‘Hogan and the General series, in an AU where Germany ultimately won the war.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
A Son of Olde England, BY JORDRE reviews
The war is over, with Germany the winner. Whatever will Newkirk do now? ‘Hogan and the General’ AU.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Eyeties and Nazis and Bears, Oh My! BY JORDRE reviews
The further adventures of Hogan and the General; Book 2 of same.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Payback reviews
Missing scene from “Barriers of Sound.” Takes place after the epilogue, and in an alternate universe where Bogg has adopted Jeffrey.
Voyagers! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
A Papa Bear of His Very Own BY JORDRE reviews
We all know how the war really ended, but what if the Germans had succeeded in assassinating Hitler...and won the war? Book 1 of "Hogan and the General." Rated T for some mild language.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Toeing the Line reviews
A drabble written in response to a challenge at WWOMB: Write a story using the phrase "You're grounded."
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Derailed reviews
Ten-year-old Jeffrey's grief has him a half-step away from a different destiny---until a stranger intervenes.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Smokin' Bat's Breath! reviews
Just a stand-alone bit of silliness.
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Walls reviews
Third-person POV from first episode: Bogg begins to realize that maybe there's something to this "partner" business after all. Estimated 2-3 on the Kleenex scale.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Radar Cheese reviews
Original series. Limburger and Karbunkle come up with a way to control the mice.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Now He's Done It reviews
Very short POV. Jeff has stepped ‘way over the line, and Bogg has to take drastic action. Estimated 1 to 1.5 on the Kleenex scale.
Voyagers! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Revenge is Ours reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if all the women Phineas knew ever appeared at VHQ at the same time, while he was there? Set immediately after "Asylum."
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Echoes reviews
A short vignette in which Charley's mother meets the mice.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete