Superwholockingers
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Joined 12-01-13, id: 5361677, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Harry Potter.

Hello! I'm Superwholockingers, and as you Can tell from the name I like...

  • Supernatural
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • Merlin
  • Avengers
  • I am loving Peter (Al)Capaldi as the new Doctor.

    I just need to finish watching season 9 of SPN... then move on to season 10.

    I am Moriarty from Sherlock.

    I am a stickler for bad guys.

    I am still mourning Arthur's death. (I've been a wallowing mess unable to move on for three years,three!)

    I read the Inheritance Cycle.

    I read Mortal Instruments.

    I read all of Infernal Devices.

    I can put myself in the villain's shoes.

    I watch Hetalia.

    I watch Sword Art Online.

    I watch Blue Exorcist.

    I am English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Black Dutch, German, and Native American.

    I am... *British sigh* born and living in the "Good Old US of A".

    I am learning German, Italian, Japanese, Welsh, and Russian.

    My Tumblr URL is knights-of-the-pentagram-table, follow me or die Just kidding, you can keep your lives... for now...

    For Hetalia, I am dubbed

  • Canada
  • Russia
  • England
  • Prussia
  • Iceland
  • Hong Kong
  • Belgium
  • S. Italy (Romano)
  • My Wattpad URL is Superwholockin1 (Ignore the story posted on it, I cannot finish it for my life)

    Here is a list of my favourite villains.

  • The Master (Doctor Who)
  • Morgana (Merlin)
  • Morgause (Merlin)
  • Moriarty (Sherlock)
  • Murtagh (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Gablatorix (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Thorn (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Shruikan(Inheritance Cycle)
  • Loki ( Avengers)
  • Lucifer(Supernatural)
  • Mordred(Merlin)
  • Hetalian's Pledge

    I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
    I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
    I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
    I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
    I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
    I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
    I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
    I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
    I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
    I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
    I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
    I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
    I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
    I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
    I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
    I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
    I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
    I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
    I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
    I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
    I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
    I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
    I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
    I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
    I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
    I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
    I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
    I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
    I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
    I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
    I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
    I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
    I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
    I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
    Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
    Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
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    #(='.'=)# This is Flying Mint Bunny.

    Copy and paste Flying Mint Bunny onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

    5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMAN
    1.FINE

    - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.
    2.NOTHING

    - means SOMETHING & YOU need to be WORRIED.
    3.GO AHEAD

    - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.
    4.WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU
    5.THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

    Friends vs best friends

    Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

    Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

    Friend: Will help me learn to drive

    Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

    Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

    Best Friend: Won't let me go away

    Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

    Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

    Friend: Will go to a concert with me

    Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

    Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

    Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

    Friend: Asks me for my number

    Best friend: Asks me for her number

    Friend: Hides me from the cops

    Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

    Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

    Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

    FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

    FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

    FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

    BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

    FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

    BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

    FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

    FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

    FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

    FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

    BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - your-name - run"

    FRIENDS: Will help you move.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

    FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

    BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

    FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

    BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

    BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

    FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

    BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

    BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

    FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

    BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

    FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

    BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

    FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

    BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

    BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

    FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

    BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

    FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

    BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

    Friends: won't post this

    Best friends: will re-post this

    (I'm not actually this person's best friend, or friend, I just saw it and wanted to share...)

    THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

    1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

    2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

    3. He is NOT Gollum either.

    4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

    5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

    6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

    7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

    8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

    9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

    10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

    11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

    12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

    13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

    14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

    15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

    16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

    17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

    18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

    19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

    20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

    21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

    22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

    23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

    24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

    25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

    26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

    27. I will NOT ask Aragog how things are going with his wife, Shelob.

    28. I will NOT refer to DADA teachers as canaries in a coal mine.

    29. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career aspiration, even for a witch.

    30. Providing Peeves with a case of Dungbombs was socially irresponsible and I will never do it again.

    31. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles marked ‘Firewhisky’. Charming the label does nothing.

    32. The headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, NOT Gandalf.

    33. I will stop calling the Weasley twins Merry and Pippin. I must also not call Ron and Harry, Frodo and Sam. I probably shouldn’t call Malfoy, Legolas either.

    34. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogwarts, I will not point at the Dark Mark and say; To the Batmobile, Robin.

    35. Remember: I am not allowed out of my dorm when Ministry Representatives are in the castle.

    36. Taking Polyjuice Potion and walking up to the person you’re supposed to be and pretending to be a walking mirror or their long lost twin can make them go insane and is not a hilarious practical joke.

    37. If I see a Dementor I must not hiss ‘Sssssshire...Bagginsss’.

    38. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, pale, blond and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

    39. I will NOT ask Professor Flitwick where Snow White is.

    40. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.

    41. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.

    42. I cannot perform the Avada Kadavra curse, and pretending I can to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

    43. When applying for a post at the Ministry, I should not write “Fred and George Weasley” as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. Putting Lord Voldemort is probably not best either.

    44. I am no longer to discuss my theory that Voldemort is Sauron’s second cousin.

    45. The Bludger is not a bowling ball, and Snape is not a bowling pin. I am not to attempt to disprove this.

    46.Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying ‘The Library is closed for an indefinite time period’ amusing in any sense

    47.I will not wear my 'Death Eater and proud of it!’ shirt to school

    *-H-* Put
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    *-A-* Hetalia!

    FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales),Superwholockingers(USA)

    I happen to be one of those people...

    I am The Girl

    I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

    I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

    I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

    I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

    But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

    I am one of the girls who will read books over and over again until the pages are ripped out or even puffed up.

    I am one of the girls who tend to obsess over things that don't even make sense to the people around me.

    I am one of the girls who stare in one direction and can talk to the person next to them.

    I am one of the girls who have no trouble talking to a guy about guns or cars.

    If you've ever been too tired to sleep, copy and paste this onto your profile

    When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

    When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

    When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

    When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

    When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

    When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

    When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

    When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

    Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

    The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

    Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

    Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

    The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

    The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

    If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

    If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

    Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

    Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

    So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

    If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

    Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

    AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

    people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
    I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
    I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (And proud of it!!)
    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Not much overweight but still...)
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
    I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
    I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
    I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
    I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. (It's actually called a kilt)
    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I wasn't when I did go to school)
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed.
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I don't always do that, just when someone else does and still gets it wrong!)
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (Hey, I just like doing things right first time!!)
    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
    I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

    I am a CUTTER so I MUST be Emo.

    - Pick your birth month.
    - Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
    - Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
    - Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

    JANUARY:
    Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

    FEBRUARY:
    Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious.Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

    MARCH:
    Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

    APRIL:
    Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

    MAY:
    Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

    JUNE:
    Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

    JULY:
    Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations Hardworking. No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

    AUGUST:
    Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

    SEPTEMBER:
    Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

    OCTOBER:
    Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

    NOVEMBER:
    Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

    DECEMBER:
    Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.
    Easily to talk to, though hard understand. Thinks far with vision yet complicated to know. Easily influenced with kindness. Polite and soft spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone who always on his/her mind. Hesitating tends to delay... choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty and handsome. Easily bored. Fussy seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

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    If you could read that put it in your profile.

    Girls don't realize these things;

    I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

    I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

    I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

    I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

    I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

    I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

    I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

    I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

    I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

    I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

    I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

    I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

    I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

    I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

    I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

    I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

    But most of all

    I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

    I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

    I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

    I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

    I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

    I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

    I'm sorry That I cared

    I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

    Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

    If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

    If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

    If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:

    HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black)Ashliiee(Sirius Black, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Harry POtter, and Remus LUpin), Artemis GoH (there's a lot...: Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, young Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Nico Di Angelo, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, and more that I can't remember), greekfreak101 (hmm...young James Potter and Sirius Black, Percy Jackson, Nico Di Angelo, Luke Castellan, young Remus Lupin, young Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Fred and George Weasley, Day[Daniel Altan Wing, Metias, and Vladimir Tod.), ZakuroU (Jean Havoc, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Tamaki Suoh, America and Iggy - although they're more fluffy little fangirl squishes than crushes.) Toph Hitsugaya (Toshiro Hitsugaya, Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Switzerland, China, Conner Lowe, Iggy (from maximum ride) America and Iggy-same as ZakuroU), FantasyLover100 (Kyo Sohma, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kaoru Hitachiin, Nico Di Angelo, Ichigo Kurosaki, Canada, Ciel Phantomhive, Sebastian Michaelis, Edward Elric, Artemis Fowl, South Italy Romano, The United States of America, Haruka Nanase)Russia says hello (Canada, Leo Valdaz, Romano, Prussia, Edward Elric, Sirius Black, Honey-senpai, Nico Di Angelo, Fred and George Weasly) Superwholockingers (Merlin, Murtag, Prussia, England, Fred and George Weasly, Morgana, Russia, Canada, Eragon, oh Gott... I have too many

    95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

    If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

    92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

    90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

    You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%

    This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

    That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

    If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list:
    Antire5

    EmoWolves of Shadow

    Killercat-nya

    Juura99

    Sabalunogaara4evr

    InLoveWithNaruSasu

    Sasuke Uzumaki 83

    Lilashisora

    Kenzie101

    Raven Uzumaki

    Animefreakk15

    Yami's Devil

    FantasyLover100

    Russia says hello

    Superwholockingers (I would have said "You are worth it")

    When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

    When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

    When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

    When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

    When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

    When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

    Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

    If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

    Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

    Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

    So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

    Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

    Man: Where have you been all my life?

    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?

    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?

    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?

    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.

    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

    Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

    Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

    Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

    Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

    Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

    Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

    Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

    Man: I think I can make you very happy.

    Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

    Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

    Woman: It's in the phone book.

    I AM THE GIRL

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

    Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist, FantasyLover100, Russia says hello, Superwholockingers

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Sasura, The One And Only51, xia0 wenz, BeHiNd ThY HaZeL OrBs, KashinoXIchigo4ever,AnimeOtaku897, xxSixelaxx, AnimeDAngel, FantasyLover100, Russia says hello, Superwholockingers

    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, LucyAshley from Fairy Tail, xxSixelaxx, AnimeDAngel, FantasyLover100, Russia says hello, Superwholockingers

    I promise to remember The Potters, Whenever someone risk their lives for others

    I promise to remember The Weasleys, When someone has an overprotective mother

    I promise to remember The Grangers, Whenever an different family comes around

    I promise to remember The Dursleys, Whenever I come across a terribly dull town

    I promise to remember The Malfoys, When one picks family over all

    I promise to remember The Dumbledores, Whenever a family starts to slowly fall

    I promise to remember The Snapes, Whenever one has a strange way of showing love

    I promise to remember The Longbottoms, Whenever someone carries a legacy beyond and above

    I promise to remember The Lovegoods, Whenever wisdom is expressed in odd ways

    I rPromis to remember The Slughorns, When someone says, “Ah, Those were the days…”

    I promise to remember The Riddles, Whenever lust is confused for love

    I promise to remember The Blacks, Whenever in a gaggle of sparrow, I see a dove

    I promise to remember The Diggorys, Whenever a father has to bury his son

    I promise to remember The Woods, When games are something to always be won

    I promise to remember The Moodys, Whenever something seems suspicious

    I promise to remember The Pompfreys, When I eat something highly nutritious

    I promise to remember The Lupins, When a family is missing a few members

    I promise to remember The Evans, Whenever a sibling has a temper

    I promise to remember The Hagrids, Whenever a family is missing a mother

    I promise to remember The Murarders, Whenever friends are there for one another

    I promise to remember The Ravenclaws, When someone questions my fuss

    I promise to remember The Hufflepuffs, Whenever someone’s fatal flaw is trust

    I promise to remember The Gryffindors, Whenever nerve go not undetected

    I promise to remember The Slytherins, Whenever people are underrespected

    I solemly swear it, and hear by declare it

    To never, ever forget, to always remember.

    How it ended, what we face, even from way back from the first September.

    By: TheMuseNamedPancake

    add your named if you swear:

    TheMuseNamedPancake, Rachel E. Dare, IamWafflesHearMeRawr, Daughterofthehunt, Russia Says Hello, Superwholockingers

    Change Your Thinking

    It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

    His bed was next to the room's only window.

    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

    The men talked for hours on end.

    They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

    Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

    The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

    The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake

    Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

    As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

    One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

    Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

    Days, weeks and months passed.

    One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

    She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

    As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

    Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

    It faced a blank wall..

    The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

    The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

    She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

    Epilogue:

    There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

    Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

    The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

    A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!"

    If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Dear math,
    Stop asking for us to find your X, she's not coming back, and don't ask Y either..

    I dream of a better tomorrow-where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

    The Stupidest Labels Ever.

    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat"

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

    On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller.

    this is this cat

    this is is cat

    this is how cat

    this is to cat

    this is keep cat

    this is a cat

    this is retard cat

    this is busy cat

    this is for cat

    this is forty cat

    this is seconds cat

    Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

    Quotes

    "No young man, no matter great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold, like everyone, he must live and learn." Killgarah( John Hurt) beginning of Merlin

    "Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame."Unknown

    "It's the small things in life that make the larger things possible." Elenore E. Jones

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    Hetalia Tales 5 : Tangled by pastaaddict reviews
    Natasha, a girl with long, magic hair has lived all her life in a tower, watching lights floating in the sky every year on her birthday and vows one day she will see them up close. She gets her chance when a thief climbs her tower and she forces him to take her to see them. AmeBel. Rated T. Linked to Hetalia Tales 1, 2, 3 and 4
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/26 - [America, Belarus] England/Britain, Parallel Nations
    Oops by Ambernot reviews
    Morgana wanted to curse Merlin with a love spell to use him as a spy, but fails and accidently enchanted HERSELF. Now she not only wants to be queen, she wants Merlin to be her king. Now all she has to do is succeed in enchanting Merlin to make him love her.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/17 - Morgana, Merlin
    My Brother by queenjaffacake reviews
    Gilbert receives the shock of his life when he finds out his father had another child- with another woman- after his parents deaths. He sets out to find his brother, and starts to try and piece together a life he couldn't be a part of. Human AU, Family focused, minor pairings- PruHun
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/1 - Germany, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
    Not Your Ordinary Fairytale by AndAllThatJazzToo reviews
    Human AU- If she were a regular damsel in distress, she would be waiting quietly in that castle to be rescued by her Prince Charming. She is currently on a carriage roof being strangled by a man she punched in the face. If he were a regular knight, he would be charging through the castle doors to rescue the fair maiden. He is currently strangling some poor girl on a carriage roof.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 61,423 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/28 - [Hungary, Prussia] France, Spain - Complete
    My Hidden Tears by LiberatedMapleRose reviews
    Iceland is used to being depressed and alone, but when he forced to live with norway and the other Nordics for a few days, can he hide it? Rated T for blood and because I'm paranoid.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/10 - Iceland
    Like, Totally Crazy (HongIce) by DenNorRusCanHongIce reviews
    Emil thought he was a loner, separated from the other Nordic countries, distant from the world. Like your typical teenager, he thought nobody understood him. But then he meets Leon, and realizes that the two are a lot e two bond over their dysfunctional families and form a close friendship. However Iceland soon begins to realize that he is feeling more than that...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/5 - Hong Kong, Iceland, Norway, Denmark
    Fighting Destiny by AlicjaFromWonderland reviews
    Previously titled "Reunion". Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,262 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/20/2014
    The Rising of Merlin by Teekalin reviews
    Merlin has lived for almost 1400 years without intervening with the wizard world. But when the time comes that he no longer can ignore Harry's need for help he decides to act, but it didn't go exactly as he had planned. Can he convince Dumbledore and the Order that he is a good guy or will Hermione discover his secret.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,762 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Merlin
    Prince Merlin from Ellisar by engelshexe reviews
    Merlin is a prince who had to flee as a child when his kingdom was attacked. But now it's time to return and help his people to free the land from the rule of a tyrant. Will Merlin succeed to do that without revealing his many secrets to Arthur and Camelot?
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,267 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2014
    Half-Time by TaekwondoAssKicking reviews
    You know that moment when you feel like repeatedly banging your head against a wall? That's it. On one hand, you have the suicidal, friendless, bullied teen who is failing all his classes. On another, you have the closet musician with a keen mind who happens to be one of the world's best hackers. Now, what to do when an off-grid CIA Agent discovers you? And, is all what it seems?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Prussia
    The Adventure to the Fairy Realm by Thousnelda reviews
    America learns that there is a special house that Canada is not allowed at, and he grows curious. But perhaps it would have been better is America had simply let it go and not brought Canada to that house. At least then Canada would still look human and an ancient evil would not be trying to hurt them. So what will he do now? Rated T.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/11 - England/Britain, America, Canada
    A Merging of Magic by Shyranae reviews
    Time has flowed on. Memory has passed through legend into myth. For all but one. But as a new prophecy is spoken Merlin must make a choice. Does he await the return of his king, or does he delve into a new world of magic?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,063 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Merlin
    Professor England by Logfella reviews
    The murders never stop, the pain in England's heart from his people's deaths never stop. How will England overcome this dire situation to stop Voldemort? Well it's obvious, protect and keep watch over Harry Potter, the boy who's foretold in the prophecy. How? By becoming a Professor at Hogwarts of course.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,756 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., England/Britain
    The Price of Wisdom by Phanfan925 reviews
    Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him?
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,526 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., England/Britain
    I'm Not Awesome by ScarletFate1241 reviews
    Once upon a time there was a country who wanted to be perfect. He ate huge meals, threw up all of the food he ate, cut himself, and cried at night. He promised himself he would stop, but he didn't. Nobody ever helped him. He relied solely on the voice in his head. He never became perfect, like he wanted. That country is Prussia.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/29 - America, Austria, Hungary, Prussia
    Gilbert and Elizabeta's Infinite Playlist by MercurialLily reviews
    High school AU. When Elizabeta Héderváry transfers to a new school, she is captivated by the mysterious, lonely Gilbert Beilschmidt. What secrets may he be hiding-and how far will Elizabeta go to find out? T.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/11 - [Hungary, Prussia]
    Hetalia Theory by onebillionstars reviews
    Hetalia Theory says that each nation lived a human life under their human name. Their lives and their deaths explain many of their characteristics and their personalities, such as why Russia has such cruel and sadistic tendencies or why England can see hallucinations. Quick warning: may contain some disturbing content (i.e. drug use, rape reference and violence).
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/20/2014 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Russia
    Unexpected Year by Anonymity0028 reviews
    England, worried about Dumbledores choices that he makes for Harry decides to intervene by having Prussa to work at Hogwarts! Little by little they would uncover secrets that had been carefully hidden under their noses. First attempt at crossovers. T for possible eventual language. No pairings. Set in 3rd year.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., England/Britain, Prussia
    Deeper than his smile by Kirameku Awa reviews
    Italy is keeping secrets from everyone and England has found a way to expose them. However, the price of knowing someone is great and sometimes...surprising...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/5 - N. Italy, Germany
    This Side of Survival by Sophia's-Obsessions reviews
    (Gerita, Human AU) For as long as he can remember, Ludwig has not been able to speak and has therefore become introverted. When a Civil War strikes Germany, he finds himself forced to feel the country with his brother and an Italian named Feliciano. Struggling to escape the horrifying clutches of war, Feliciano and Ludwig cling to each other as they rely on the other for survival.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
    The King's Secret by NajikaIce reviews
    The King finds an abandoned child on a cruel winter's night. When the boy can only remember his name, and displays an extraordinary gift for magic, Uther adopts him to keep him safe- but how long can the Pendragons keep Merlin's secret? AU; Prince!Merlin; Pairings Inside
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,691 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Merlin, Morgana] Arthur, Uther
    Merlin Holmes: The Secret by There-is-magic-in-your-smile reviews
    This is a sequel to my Merlin Holmes story (read that before this otherwise you may get confused) The brothers reunited but one thing keeps racing through Merlin's mind: do they know?
    Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/9 - Merlin, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
    This Will Teach Them by Determine Artist reviews
    Canada is out walking around one day, when he meets up with Sealand, Romano, and Prussia who has a wheel barrel full of can soda, which will lead to the other nations, having a big surprise.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/29/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Prussia, Sealand
    Alfred Jones (and Others) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by friendofthequn reviews
    America and Canada return for their third year at Hogwarts, and this time England is coming with them as the new History of Magic professor. After the disastrous last two years, and with dangerous criminal Sirius Black on the loose, he's not taking any chances with Harry Potter's safety. The Boy Who Lived will need all the help he can get just to stay alive.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,415 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/10
    Merlin's Story by KainVixenheim reviews
    Merlin failed to protect Arthur, and Arthur did not forgive him for his magic. But now, 2000 years later, Merlin is protecting someone new-Harry Potter. In order to do so, Merlin joins the Malfoy household and goes through Hogwarts alongside Harry. Only Merlin's in Slytherin, and Harry hates him just as much as Draco. Don't know what ratings mean, pls tell me if it is wrong.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,096 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/29/2014
    Countries and Magic Don't Mix by DystopiaEmpire reviews
    After Voldemort's return starts to affect England's health again, he decides that this time around he's going to do something about it. He gets a job at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the wizarding world under the name Arthur Kirkland. Unfortunately, keeping his identity from a nosy toad and a clever fifth year isn't going to be easy. Takes place during 5th year.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,075 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/28/2014 - England/Britain
    Conspiracies by Airin9 reviews
    When Sherlock was sent by his brother to sign a peace treaty with the newly Crowned King Arthur of Camelot, he certainly did not suspect what and who awaited him there. Enemies form alliances, kingdoms are in peril, and a raven-haired boy rediscovers his past. No slash.
    Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
    Harry Potter and the Nations of Insanity by booklover4816 reviews
    It's Harry's fifth year and there's a few changes at Hogwarts. Besides the Ministry witch, there's a strange new professor and four odd first year. Chaos ensues as Italy, England, Germany, Canada, and America set out to protect Harry. Can the keep their cover without Umbridge finding out? Rated T because it's Hetalia. P.S. 2Ps occasionally appear. Warning, complete crack fic.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,576 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Complete
    Insignificant by AoiHikaru reviews
    Leading a perfect life, Arthur Kirkland thinks his life is mundane. Though seeking for something more fun to do- to participate in a war especially with the position of the king isn't something expected. Human names used. AU
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Prussia
    Hetalia Tales 4 : Beauty and the Beast by pastaaddict reviews
    King Ivan was cursed by his sister, the Dark Sorceress, Natayla, and only his soul mate can free him from it. Matthew lives a remote village where no one understands him. When Ivan takes his father prisoner, Matthew takes his father's place. Has Ivan have found his soul mate? And will he fall in love with someone who looks like him? Rated T to be sure! Linked to Hetalia Tales 1,2&3
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,239 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Canada, Russia] France, Parallel Nations - Complete
    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil by Time Traverser reviews
    England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,109 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
    Open Your Eyes by Icy.Myth reviews
    Merlin doesn't understand why Gaius won't leave him alone. He was fine. So what, he hadn't eaten for a few days and he hadn't slept. It didn't matter to him, he needed to keep Arthur safe. That's all the mattered. Keeping Arthur safe. Rated T. Merlin/Arthur BROmance. Merthur if you squint.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
    Don't Lean On Me by Bringmemisery reviews
    "You can't escape the game." You never truly know what you have until you lose it. Gil never really took that into consideration - neither did his two best friends. The three of them lived everyday taking everything for granted. But it wasn't until a sudden turn of events that they began to realize that their lives could all be in grave danger.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/20 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Spain
    Bonds by chibi-unicorn-girl reviews
    Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be?
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,319 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/1/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania
    Edge of Chaos by IamDonuttheWalrus reviews
    When the Magic Trio mess up a spell, Alistair decides he's had enough. He de-ages them and sends them to Hogwarts to help them get better control over their magic - and even takes a job himself as the sexy new History of Magic professor. But there's more to this than just magic, Arthur knows. The Ministry thinks it can control his school, does it? Ha! Look out Umbridge!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,829 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/9/2014
    Agent Canada I presume? by TsundereOtaku35160 reviews
    He was always ignored. The pattern never changed. They only remembered him when they needed him and he was sick of it. Utterly sick of it, but will this self-proclaimed "awesome" albino man break the pattern that is Canada's life? Rated T just in case. I will try to update every weekend, so hold on my wonderful readers!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/8 - [Canada, Prussia]
    Holmes Missing by Emmalie22 reviews
    Their youngest brother get's kidnapped by Moriarty.
    Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Complete
    Nations at Hogwarts! by Canadian Otaku 2001 reviews
    REWRITTEN VERSION America and Canada go to Hogwarts to watch, you guessed it, the boy who lived. Will they be able to keep their secret or will the Golden Trio find out first? Bad bios bad. Set in 2014 instead of the 90s and this is the first year. Rated teen because I'm paranoid and do what I want!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/8/2014 - America, Canada
    Speak Now by brightdawn56 reviews
    Arthur is the new student at hetalia high and he's acting rather weird. Alfred has put it up to himself to find out why, but what will he do when he does? T for swearing.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/22/2014 - England/Britain, America
    Tangled by Little Miss. Glasses and Geeks reviews
    Leona Kirkland isn't a saint by any means, but she didn't do anything to deserve this! Now she's being forced to guide some girl with freakishly long hair and an overprotective mother. All because she stole the lost princess's crown? Okay... maybe she isn't that innocent, but this journey better not be completely unbearable! Hetalia-Tangled Crossover: Fem!HongIce
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/2 - [Hong Kong, Iceland]
    Forbidden Love by MARUKAITE SHIP THEM ALL reviews
    During war between Austria and Prussia, The prince of Austria, Roderich, planned to marry the princess of Hungary, Elizabeta, to overthrow Prussia, but what if Elizabeta falls in love with the prince of Prussia, Gilbert? Rated T just to be safe. Please No bashing on any ships. Sorry we made Austria evil but there must be a villain! PS Cover image belongs to original artist
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8
    Magic Trio or Golden Trio? by Okumura Shauriene reviews
    Arthur's life sucks in France. He is abused by the only family he has left, and he's only allowed to speak French. That means no speaking at all, right? His 11th birthday is coming up, but that doesn't mean much, right?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/26/2014 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania
    Not Alone - Iceland by NorwegianPilot17 reviews
    Iceland starts to think he is alone and no one loves him. He starts to think no one will miss him. When he wants to end his life, will anyone come to his rescue?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5 - Complete
    Premonition by pastaaddict reviews
    While sheltering in a train carriage, Alfred F. Jones witnesses a ghost re-enact his death. Three months later, he sees the ghost again but what is really happening? UsUk. Rated T. Warning : Suicide!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/29 - England/Britain, America - Complete
    Alfred Jones (and Others) and the Chamber of Secrets by friendofthequn reviews
    America and Canada return to Hogwarts for their second year. England seems worried and has asked them to protect their friend, Harry Potter. But surely that's just England being paranoid, right? After the chaos of last year, this one should be a breeze! Right? ... Right? Rated T because I don't trust myself to write something completely kid-friendly.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,162 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Complete
    The Dragon by yesthenLucky9 reviews
    AU Modern . Billionaire Merlin Ambrosius's plane crashes , but his body is never found . What happens when five years later , he returns , completely different to the man he was before . What happened to him? what does he know? and why is it , that when he returns , there's a man going by the name the Dragon , Fighting against the corruption that plagues his city.
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Merlin, Morgana] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere]
    Teutonic Magic by ArcaneAdagio reviews
    England's feeling sick, Norway and Romania can't get a break, and Prussia's decided he's spent too much time in Germany's basement! England offers Prussia a History of Magic teaching position at his school. Prussia accepts, not considering Ministry interference, Harry Potter, and some other unimportant stuff like Dark Wizards seeking immortality. (OotP, human & nation names used.)
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,813 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/12/2014 - England/Britain, Prussia, Norway, Romania
    Chibi Mania by Seele Esser Deutsch reviews
    Due to a spell gone wrong, Germany has turned into a younger version of himself. With Prussia dissolved and no one else to care for the small boy, Canada takes Germany under his wing. But it might prove to be harder than he thinks.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/24 - Germany, Canada
    Merlin Holmes: The Other One by There-is-magic-in-your-smile reviews
    It started as a normal day in Baker Street, until the raven haired stranger showed up in London...
    Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23 - Merlin, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Greyscale by Jatoshi reviews
    Matthew Williams awakes in a strange, monochrome world with a mission. With the help of a fiery tempered boy and crimson eyed man, he must find three objects or die. The three will soon find just how much they contrast against this white and black world.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/5/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Prussia
    Runaway by LunaLovegood'sBestFriend reviews
    Lovino Vargas is sick and tired of being compared to his brother. So he runs, leaving his old, horrible life behind for one of adventure. But, along the way, he meets an assortment of characters who will convince him that running is not the answer. First fanfiction! Full summary inside! Please Read and Review!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/27/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Prussia
    Heirs of the Old Religion: Chamber of Secrets by SpideytheKid reviews
    Merlin and Morgana's second year at Hogwarts. Part two in Heirs of the Old Religion series. Complete.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Morgana, Merlin - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Name of Merlin by whenithitsthefan reviews
    During Harry's second year, the Chamber of Secrets is opened and muggleborns are targeted, courtesy of Slytherin's basilisk. But this time, the basilisk isn't the only thing that's been unleashed...HP/Merlin Crossover. VERY AU.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,647 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Merlin
    The Secrets We Keep: Merlin Holmes by Kallie01 reviews
    Merlin Holmes, the youngest Holmes brother, is known to some as the world's best secret keeper; but when he goes to his brother Sherlock's place to lie low for a while, Merlin's dark secrets may soon see the light of day. Rated T for safety. Warnings at the beginning of chapters.
    Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Merlin, Sherlock H., John W.
    Q&A with the Characters of Merlin by GrayCharacter16 reviews
    A questions and answers session with the characters of Merlin. If there's anything you ever wanted to know about the characters, stories or world of the TV show, post your questions here and the characters will answer you! Updated as often as possible. :)
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
    Snowy Days by lunanime reviews
    Prussia has a secret, or rather, Jack does. After Jack frost met Prussia they became fast friends, then... certain things happened. Two years later and a new enemy has emerged, and in order to fight the enemy both nations and spirits must work together. OC's used and possible OOC-ness, human and nation names used.
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,727 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Prussia, Jack Frost
    Character Song Recording with the Hetalians by Jess the Hetalian Eevee reviews
    Who's ever wondered how the character songs were made and the other characters' reactions to them? Well, now you can find out! Join the Hetalia characters as the attempt to record their many, many songs! Rated T for Roma's mouth.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/1/2013
    A Drop Of Black Ink by themasterofescapism reviews
    Merlin Emrys is the new and wide-eyed Detective Constable in Scotland Yard. Arthur Pendragon is the arrogant, stern and heroic Detective Sergeant. Together they run headfirst into the decades old mystery of the Old Religion, unaware of its true extent until it's too late. Tangled together by fate, magic and a spreading evil their lives spiral to new heights and enter new worlds.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Arthur, Merlin, Mordred, Morgana
    MIA: Missing in America by Kneoria reviews
    NCIS is called in to what should be a simple case; find a missing marine. However the case is quickly complicated when it is discovered that the missing marine is the best friend of two other marines, one of whom has been dead for a month and the other who is still missing.
    Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,641 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada, Prussia - Complete
    Say Cheese by Samsquatch67 reviews
    After Merlin and Arthur visit a recently capture sorcerer in the dungeons, something happens to Arthur the very next day. Something that could very well change their lives forever. (Bromance. Banter, shocked!Merlin shocked!Arthur, protective!Merlin) COWRITTEN WITH VANILLAJ1967.)
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    The William-Jones Hunters by APH-Mexico-Don't-Care reviews
    It's Supernatural with a Hetalia spin. Season 1:Matthew William-Jones tried to live a normal life by going to Stanford to become a doctor, but his older brother Alfred comes into his life to tell him that their father is missing. Now the two brothers are looking for their absent father and the demon that killed their mother. One things for sure- this isn't a normal road trip.
    Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - America, Canada
    Dealing with Canada- On the Brink by Kateri3740 reviews
    Canada is tired of being ignored. If nobody seems to care, then why should he? Warnings: suicide attempt, cutting/self-injury/self-harm, and spanking. May be a trigger for some, first chapter is the worst.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
    Heirs of the Old Religion: Philosopher's Stone by SpideytheKid reviews
    Merlin and Morgana meet during their first year at Hogwarts, creating a friendship forged in the Old Religion. Follows events taking place during Philosopher's Stone.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Morgana, Merlin - Complete
    The Magic Trio by themastergirlofawesome reviews
    The magic trio must go to Hogwarts to be able to control their magic.( Harry Potter characters are the same set in book one.) Watch as they try to keep their secret of being nations from the students and team up with Ron Harry and Hermione to figure out the mystery in Hogwarts while learning to control their magic and how to use it to their advantage while not telling the nations.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014
    Hetalia Tales 3 : Cinderella by pastaaddict reviews
    Cursed by Natayla, Katyusha is reduced to a child and grows up a servant in her step family's home. Prince Gilbert is under pressure to marry. Unseen forces work to bring the two together. Magic, mice and True Love. PruKraine (Pairing name courtesy of EverythingMath). Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid! Linked to Hetalia Tales 1 & 2
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,281 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Ukraine, Prussia] [Hungary, Austria] - Complete
    Tale Of The New World Twins And The Chamber Of Secrets by ithefantasticfanatic reviews
    Hogwarts has opened its doors yet again and the Nations are back and odder than ever. Why do they always carry around that blue liquid and what's the deal with them changing colors when mad? And hearing voices is definitely not a good sign. Welcome to the sequel of Tale Of The New World Twins with more drama, and A Russian transfer with some secrets, what new will be learned?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., America, Canada
    Messing with Cleverbot: Hetalia Edition by Rosemary1234 reviews
    The product of a bored-out-of-her-mind fangirl becomes the crappy humor of an online audience. Watch as our Hetalia boys experience the magic that is the wonderful Mr. Cleverbot. America decides that Cleverbot must be shared with the entire world. CONTAINS AMATEUR ROLEPLAYING. Now lets have some fun!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014
    The Vorpal Blade by I Don't Know What I Am Doing reviews
    It happened to fast, the dagger was thrown, they fell to the floor. And now… the race is on, to save a life and pull apart the lies. One-sided Merganna, (Two-sided if you ask nicely.)
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Merlin, Morgana, Arthur, OC
    A Nation's Magic by Don't Insult Oliver's Cupcakes reviews
    Harry Potter is in his first year at Hogwarts and it's gonna be a crazy year because some of our beloved Nations are attending as well, at England's bidding! The story is about to be rewritten, with the craziness of seven nations plus two 2P!Nations! Will the Nations be able to keep their secret, with Hermione, the smartest witch in the school, suspicious? T for Hetalia and Arthur!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Parallel Nations, England/Britain
    Super Nations! by Mocha-mono reviews
    All the countries have a superpower, but not all of them are the best at using it. Read Author's Note for more information. TAKING REQUESTS, PEOPLE!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014
    Invisible by Canadian Otaku 2001 reviews
    Canada has had enough of being ignored by the other nations. He's tired of being invisible. He figures the best way to feel better about himself is to take time off. So he throws a dart at a map and packs his bags. If they truly cared he was gone they would go through all costs to see him again. Right? So, are the other nations ready for this challenge? Small CanadaxUkraine moments
    Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Canada
    Two Souls, One Nation by Determine Artist reviews
    Germany was running through a battle field trying to find his brother. When he finds him, severely injured and close to death. He realizes that the only way to save him and that is to do something that has very high chance of not working. Insecure about what to do, he hesitates. Could he do it in time or will he let his insecurities get the better of him.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Germany
    Alfred Jones (and Others) and the Philosopher's Stone by friendofthequn reviews
    England's had it up to here with America, so he decides to send him off to Hogwarts (along with Canada to keep an eye on him). Little do any of them realize, this year is going to be unusual even by the standards of a school of witchcraft and wizardry. Rated T just to be safe.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,290 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
    Awesome presence by Hutcchy reviews
    England has always been able to see things that others haven't. One of those things is ghosts. Now the Brit has an albino ghost following him as he is the only one that the ghost can talk to . When the world is under threat can they work together. Rated T for England's bad mouth and for future fight scenes. Also there is some humor and angst in this. Cover image is a fanart
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,143 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - England/Britain, Prussia
    Bratty nations by NoveltyRose reviews
    Deaged Iceland, America, Japan and Romano in our time. Humor, tiny bit of angst and horror. Guaranteed brotherly fluff. Based on some true events. Den/Nor Anko family. Itsy bitsy mention of cp, nothing serious.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
    Hetalia Tales 2 : The Prince and the Pea by pastaaddict reviews
    After spending his entire life as a crow, Prince Lovino is finally free from Natayla's spell and he begins his journey home but a series of mishaps leads to him being stuck in Spain as a servant to the heir to the throne, Prince Antonio. Rated T for yaoi-ness and Lovino's mouth. Linked to Hetalia Tales 1
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
    Do You Remember Elves? by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
    Sequel to Do You Believe in Elves? About a year ago, France and England found out a secret about Germany and Prussia, and that secret's about to cause some problems thanks to an unfortunate camping trip, and memories long-forgotten are about to resurface. But will they stay? Established FrUK, implied Gertalia and PruCan. Some angst.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
    Time Travel and TV by The Potters of the Future reviews
    Merlin, Gaius, the knights of the roundtable and Gwen gather to watch Merlin.
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 347,578 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
    Isolation by Maralexa reviews
    When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,245 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, America, Prussia - Complete
    Shards of Life by love.friends.books reviews
    England messes up his magic and accidentally turns Italy and Romano into 12-year olds, gives them magic power, and sends them to Hogwarts. How will the school react to these visitors appearing in a flash of smoke? How will Harry, Ron, and Hermione cope with two strange students in their classes? And will the other nations ever see the two Italians again?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
    Tale of the New World Twins by ithefantasticfanatic reviews
    There's something strange about the new students at Hogwarts. With their freaky super strength and military like fighting skills. They seem indestructible and why do they call each other Canada and America when they think no ones looking? Something is going on and Draco and The Trio are on a mission to solve the Case of the New World Twins. Rated for swearing, no shipping.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., America, Canada - Complete
    Not What You Seem by LightStruck reviews
    Just another year at Hogwarts for Harry. Yup. Except his new professor is definitely odd.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013
    Season 6 Episode 1: No Stone Unturned (1 of 12) by GrayCharacter16 reviews
    Arthur deeply regrets sending Merlin away almost a year ago, after the Battle of Camlann. Mordred at his side, the king leaves Camelot in search of his friend. The one thing Arthur is sure of is that, no matter where he is, Merlin is alright; after all, he's more than capable of looking after himself. The king's conviction is misplaced, though; Merlin is in fact far from alright...
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred - Complete
    Hetalia Tales 1 : Sleeping Beauty by pastaaddict reviews
    When dark sorceress Natayla curses baby Prince Feliciano, The Three Fae, Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir take him into hiding. Sixteen years later, Prince Ludwig meets a young girl in the forest and falls in love but he's been promised in an arranged marriage to Prince Feliciano! Rated T to be safe!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] England/Britain, Belarus - Complete
    The Diamond of the Day: Part 2 (Alternate ending) by GrayCharacter16 reviews
    An alternate version of the final episode of Merlin Season 5, picking up at the point in the episode where Emrys has come to the rescue of Camelot's army and Arthur is about to face Mordred.
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,993 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Mordred - Complete
    Then I was Young and Unafraid by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
    This was not how Germany expected to find Austria outside his bedroom door this morning. In retrospect, it probably wasn't where Austria expected to find himself either. De-aged!Austria.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Germany, Austria, Switzerland - Complete
    Percy Jackson and The Brief Conversation With Lilli by Don't Insult Oliver's Cupcakes reviews
    It's one week after the war ad Percy, Thalia and Annabeth are eating at McDonalds when suddenly a man comes into McDonalds buying four hamburgers at once. One-shot. PJO X Hetalia. Read it even if you've never read/seen Hetalia! This is the more teasing version. The serious version will be uploaded as well.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
    Telling a Ghost Story by I-Am-Peevies reviews
    Arthur didn't believe Merlin could do it. The game was simple, tell two true stories and one false story and the knights, Arthur, and Gwen will guess which one's the lie. He shocks them with three spooky stories, and everyone hopes each one is a lie. Because if even one story is true, it is a truly scary world out there. Doesn't include stories from the series. /I don't own Merlin/
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Merlin, OC - Complete
    What's eating him? by Time Traverser reviews
    America is acting weird. He's being unusually quiet and keeps dodging everyone's questions. Canada seems to know what's going on. But refuses to tell anyone. Of course, you can't get an explanation if you don't know where they are. My first story so please bear with me! No romance or yaoi.*WILL BE UNDERGOING EXTREME REVISION AND REWRITING*
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
    A Nation's Sanity by TheSapphireRainAlchemist reviews
    Sequel to The Nations and the Secrets. France, America, Canada and England all go back to school, Russia wants to come back and teach to stay away from Belarus, and China and Japan get dragged into it. But with the Dementors around, can they keep their sanity? Rated T because it's Hetalia, and still no Romance, I can't write romance to save my life.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,818 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., England/Britain
    Hogwarts and The World by Sunfire7845 reviews
    England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain
    Kisses at Midnight by sneetchstar reviews
    Guinevere does a little matchmaking on New Year's Eve. Post-season 5 period AU in which Arthur and Gwaine are both alive (as they are in my head canon). A/G, L/M, G/V, P/E
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
    Guardian Angel by DarkChain reviews
    Merlin, a young angel, comes to a private college where he meets his protégé Arthur. But it isn't always an easy task to protect a prat like him. Can Merlin manage his new life as a student and keep Arthur safe at the same time? Without him finding out of course... Trouble is to be expected ;) Modern AU; Angel!Merlin; no slash, just Bromance ; multi-chaptered
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    Christmas wishes! by Soph G reviews
    England is used to spending Christmas alone but this year something unexpected happens. Stupid fae! England now finds himself surrounded by family and friends but will anything mess this up for him? Protective!kirkland brothers, de-aged!England. Warning! Contains the bad touch trio and fluff!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - England/Britain, America, Scotland, Wales - Complete
    Demonic Ravens in the UN by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
    Sequel to Supernatural Countries. An evil being that hasn't been summoned for years has been released by accident and is now tormenting the poor nations. Sam and Dean get word about it and decide to investigate.
    Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dean W., England/Britain
    When Angels Fall by CherylB1964 reviews
    Metatron's spell to cast the angels from Heaven has unexpected consequences. Gabriel and Raphael are resurrected and Lucifer and Michael are freed from the cage. Four pissed off Archangels are joined together in one common goal, restore Heaven before the demons overrun the Earth.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 129 - Words: 175,432 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gabriel, Lucifer, Michael, Raphael - Complete
    Prussia the Boss and Chibi Germany by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
    We've heard the stories of Romano and Italy's childhood, now it's Germany's turn. Join Prussia as he attempts to raise the most stubborn child on the planet. T because I'm fluent in Profanity.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
    Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
    Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
    He Paints the Color Red by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
    The hospital I worked at was quiet and serene, and then I got transferred. Gilbert gets transferred to a new hospital filled with..unique people. The most intriguing though is the boy who sleeps with the light on. PruCan MattxGilbert small amount of FrUk. Contains: past abuse, past self harm, and past torture. Rated T for things previously mentioned, no smut here! AU
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,240 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - America, Canada, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
    The Noise He Couldn't Make by JasperSellene reviews
    It hurts when no one notices and you're all alone, but sometimes you can be strong enough on your own. Inspired by To This Day. Mentions of cutting and major depression. I will continue if enough people take interest in there being more. This is a story about inner strength, no wimpy Canada here!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Canada - Complete
    Merlin's Unexpected Journey by Brightfire15 reviews
    AU the Hobbit. After failing to find a suitable burglar for a quest, Gandalf is on the verge of giving up when he meets a young man called Merlin, who needs Gandalf's help to return to Camelot. Merlin agrees to help in the quest, but Thorin is skeptical of Merlin's skill as a warlock and a burglar. Will Merlin prove to Thorin there's more to him than what the dwarf knows? R&R!
    Crossover - Merlin & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Merlin, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
    Reverse by Mikeara-san reviews
    Okay, so I'm new to this, but I seriously LOVE Germany equals Holy Rome! Okay, well this is what happens: England gets incredibly drunk and casts a spell, causing Germany to turn back into a 9 year old boy. You can figure out the rest for yourself. Rated T for language, and Prussia. The 3rd genre is drama.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
    Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
    When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
    Lancelots Legacy by SnowyWolfGirl reviews
    4th in the Lost prince series, As another Man wishes to take Asectian and become its king, Merlin, Gwaine, Thomas and Jordan must make it their quest to stop it. But they will need help. Meanwhile, As a younge man, only a boy really, rides into Asectian his life is changed forever after Prince Merlin whispers to him one word, tears running down his face. "Lancelot."
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Merlin - Complete
    Silence Disturbed -One Shot- by FallenQueen2 reviews
    Sequel to 'Truth within the silence' as per demands. America and the other nations find out more about the 'invisible' nation and how deadly he can be when someone whom he loves life is on the line. Past events and bonds are finally brought to light. BAMF!Canada, brotherly relationship's. Usage of human and country names. COMPLETE I don't own Hetalia!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
    The Boreas Sapphire by Buffy2204 reviews
    Camelot is hit by a harsh and unusually brutal winter. Merlin finds himself having to make a journey with only Gwaine for company, while Arthur remains in Camelot to help his people. As always, Merlin finds more trouble than he bargained for. Reveal!fic Arthur and Merlin friendship. No slash.
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
    Preussenlied by Catching Tomorrow reviews
    When you represent the awesome nation of Prussia, life's difficult enough without a certain Hungarian complicating things even further. But through centuries of blood and tears, something just keeps pulling them back together whether they like it or not.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,395 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
    In Deep Water by Niphrehdil reviews
    It occured to Arthur - Merlin hadn't been lying. He really couldn't hold his breath as long as Arthur could.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,294 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
    Lunar Love by SnowyWolfGirl reviews
    A creature of nightmare is terrorising a village in Asectian. As the creature slaughters the people and abducts anyone foolish enough to be out after the sun has set, Merlin, Arthur and the knights set out on a quest to kill it. But what happens when one of the victims is one of Merlin's old friends? Can he save her or is it too late? 3rd in the Lost Prince series.
    Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
    The lost prince by SnowyWolfGirl reviews
    Sequal to Princes come in all shapes and sizes. The magic hating king Gevalan wishes to make an allegiance with Camelot. But theres one problem. one possibly disasterous problem that could ruin his life and all he has built. King Gevalan's kingdom is Asectian. Now merlin must decide, stay with his destiny, or save his people. 2nd Instalment in the Lost prince series.
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
    Truth within the silence-One-shot- by FallenQueen2 reviews
    BAMF Canada. Canada was invisible during meetings. Most think it was because the other never noticed him, but what if the truth was different? What if he was invisible because he wanted to be? Because he had to be. I do not own Hetalia-Axis Power or anything related to it. Sequel up!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Canada - Complete
    Princes come in all shapes and sizes by SnowyWolfGirl reviews
    "NO! We have to save my people!" The prince said. Tears streaming down his face. William just sighed. "Sorry Merlin." He sighed and the next thing merlin knew was a fist in his face and darkness. Sequal now posted. 1st instalment of the Lost Prince series.
    Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, William - Complete
    Ocean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The long-awaited eleventh installment of the Hearts Series. Greece and Japan get their turn!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
    Where Heros Become British by KirbyRevolution105 reviews
    Fail title is fail. Based off of one of iTorchic's drabbles in "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN." Germany takes Prussia's bet to act like him for an entire meeting. In turn, Prussia has to act like Germany. Italy, Romano, America, and England hear and decide to participate too! Lots of pointless humor.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
    Shugotalia by NYA Entertainment reviews
    Italy wished to grow stronger one night and the next morning there's an egg in his bed! Original right? T just in case
    Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011
    Stoic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    Another installment of my Hearts series. Hong Kong and Iceland get their turn! And one of them is being difficult.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
    Eastern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    Another installment in my "Hearts" Series. Russia and china's turn Forgive the title, which I fixed
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
    A Way to Freedom by Rachel Lyse Brook reviews
    Meet John Watson. Only he's not John, he's Joan, who has spent her entire life pretending to be a man to get by in her world. She knows it's a bad idea to move in with a man who can tell someone's life story in a glance, but she does it anyway.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,724 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Supernatural Countries by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
    Sam and Dean thought it'd be a normal, everyday hunt. But when they come across a suspicious American on the streets looking for a boy named Peter Kirkland, things will become FAR from normal. Rated T
    Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sam W., America - Complete
    A Glimpse of His Past by FairyQueenRose reviews
    America decides to stay with England for a few days for the upcoming meetting in London. But an unexpected accident occurs in the basement. America may find out more about England and England's past. Character and nation names used.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,294 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
    Perfect Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The seventh, long awaited, installment of my "Hearts" Series! It's Feli and Ludwig's turn!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
    A Single Trick by gidgetgal9 reviews
    Co-written by Sendintheclowns. Bobby learns to forgive and a lot more from Sam when a hunt goes awry. Season Six. Set after "...And Then There Were None"
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
    Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
    Northern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The fifth installment in my "Hearts" series. Denmark and Norway's turn! High Shool AU I finally know what that means!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
    Maple Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The fourth installment of my "Hearts" series. Canada and Prussia's turn! Human names used
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
    Nordic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
    Mediterranean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
    Do You Believe in Elves? by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
    From the kink meme. England is sick of everyone mocking his belief in the fae, and decides to summon some that EVERYONE can see- Germany? Prussia? What the heck are you two doing in the array? Established FrUK, pre-Gertalia at very end. Rated for angst.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
    Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
    In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
    The End Of Nations by WaitingWatching reviews
    ...The person who had entered turned and felt around the wall to find a light switch. He found it and in a few moments the room was revealed. In its centre tied up to some metal post that had long since lost its purpose, hung a noose. 'T' for angst
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
    Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
    Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
    Promise by Lady Charity reviews
    Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
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    Another Kirkland? reviews
    There is a rumour. The Kirklands have a younger sibling. And a country at that. They have gone missing ever since Britannia died. Now all of the Nations are curious, even Germany. France is asking the real questions though: Why does one of mes amis keep on visiting the Kirklands? Very mild shipping, only small hints of it. Random adventures and family bonding is main in story.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20
    Mein Awesome Adventures at Hogwarts reviews
    Prussia at Hogwarts. As a student. Human name forcibly used. Set in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Prussia is one of Harry and Ron's roommate. Prussia makes the 'Golden Trio' the 'Golden Quartet'... Sorry for the rubbish description, story's a hell of a lot better than it sounds.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/8
    The Revolution reviews
    Ludwig Belischmidt, brother to Gilbert Belischmidt, is accused of treason against the crown( which he did... in a way) and escapes the town with his two childhood friend, Feliciano Vargas and Kiku Honda. Their mission is to reach the rebel forces, lead by Alfred F. Jones, and help bring an end to the reign of King Arthur Kirkland. Contains possible GerIta and slight PruHun.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/20
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