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Joined 12-01-13, id: 5362520, Profile Updated: 06-17-14
Author has written 41 stories for Supernatural.

Some Things:

I'm a big fan of TV and books, so I think fan fiction is the perfect combo.

I've been reading fan fiction for years and I like to write, and I figured now I'd give both a try.

Honestly, Supernatural is amazing. I had a dream about Sam and Dean the other day and I don't know what to make of that. They're invading my life.

Quality writing and skill are very important to me, so anyone who actually reads what I write should feel free to share their opinions and critiques. Seriously, if there are any complaints about my spelling, grammar, ooc-ness, plot development or whatever, it's totally fine to tell me. Compliments are also good. ;)


I'd like to think I'm pretty friendly, and I like to make new friends, so feel free to PM for whatever (we can converse and whatnot!).

I've been thinking about taking requests for stories (mainly because I know that for me, there have been so many times where I'm craving a story but it's just not out there), so feel free to make requests and we'll see if this will go as awesomely as I hope it does.

I'm not a mind reader guys, so send shout outs my way (reviews, PMs) when I'm giving you good vibes via story feels and stuff! :)

Also, I may have gotten bored one night and totally edited my avatar to fit my mood. I'm prepared to regret the choice tomorrow morning.

I changed my avatar again and I'm kind of proud of it. I shouldn't be.


I've been thinking about this, and decided just to give a little readers' tip for two of my stories:

Personally, I think "Jimmy Won't Exist for Much Longer" and "The Furnace and Above" are more enjoyable if you don't read them all at once.

The material is kind of heavy and 'densely' written- as in, even if it's not very long, a lot is said?

But, that's just my opinion.

Any way you read my stuff, I hope you enjoy!

Fly By Night by LilyBolt reviews
Sam met up with Dean at a Thanksgiving dinner table from his youth. But Sam didn't wake up there... This is a oneshot looking at how Sam might've entered Heaven during "Dark Side of the Moon" in season five. This isn't a slash fiction.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
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Jimmy Won't Exist For Much Longer reviews
A group of one-shots revolving around Jimmy Novak as he goes though eternity (or however long his mind remains) as a vessel. The one- shots vary in levels of straight-forwardness and abstractness. Warnings and spoiler alerts will be in the beginning of each chapter.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Castiel, Jimmy N.
Zoinks, it's a Vortex! reviews
Sam and Dean get sucked into a vortex and then things happen. Things: dumbness and bantering and alternate universes! Don't think too hard. Spoilers and warnings will be before every chapter. Also, can anyone let me know if this should be considered a parody?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Sam W., Dean W.
Hiya, Sammy reviews
Sam struggles after Dean is gone. These are his fights in the aftermath of one single, horrible event. Post-series/Case…ish fic. Spoilers up to end of season 9, not season 10 compliant.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ignited reviews
Oh my god, she's all lit up. (That thing that happens in the first five minutes of Supernatural)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Mary W. - Complete
Stains of an Addict reviews
There are needs, and then there are /needs/. (no sex, not Wincest, focus is on cannon-related addictions)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Temptress and the Accursed One reviews
A poetry-ified version of Cain and Abbadon's history.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Abbadon, Cain - Complete
The Furnace and Above reviews
Sam atones for his mistakes by saving the world. The Cage is a place of nightmares, and it tears him apart. Dean is left behind, safe and broken. They both face battles, but even so, their only solace is in each other. This is how it happens. Warnings for the Cage (torture and stuff). Really, this deals with what happened between season 5-6, but the Cage is mentioned up to s7.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,096 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Dean W., Lisa B.] Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Little Augustine reviews
He grew up normal. He always says that. He loves to say it- to explain how all this blood and gore, the beheadings and drinking, are parts of what he's made of himself. Because he's a self-made man and that's impressive. Few ever hear the start of it though. Most don't hear about sweet little Augustine Walker. (Violence and creepiness)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Gordon W.
Yikes, Is that an Apocalypse? reviews
Lucifer has been let out of the Cage and the Apocalypse is on. Only, Sam's not the one who let him out. Sam's long gone and all of Heaven and Hell's plans are going haywire. The end of the world stops for no one though, and there are still heroes fixing to save us all. (Violence, swearing, AU for season 5, spoilers up to season 6) There's also some humor.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Dean W., Bobby S.
Vietnam and Monsters
It's just another war. (Derogatory slang and horribleness because of Vietnam, swearing, violence, making things up with very little knowledge about Vietnam or war) Pre series: from Vietnam War to Mary dying.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2014 - John W. - Complete
Magical Wiles with a Spot of Trouble reviews
Sam meets a fairy. From there, things get wonky. Dean's just glad it's not him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
Pair of Legs and a Chair reviews
Sam knows all about running away from his problems. It's never worked before and it certainly won't work now. But what about wheeling away from his problems? In which Sam grows passionate and realizes that hunting isn't the only thing worth living for and Dean is a big grump. (Rated T for language, Spoilers told by chapter) Warning: Wheelchairs. There will also be some drama fyi
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
Freakin' Winchester Luck reviews
Is it too soon for this? Yeah, probably. But oh well. Here's a somewhat humorous, but mostly just random what was I thinking, piece for 9x23. Hopefully you realize this, but, y'know, spoilers for 9x23. In which Sam gets drunk and has a weird dream that helps him work through some things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Days Like These reviews
Sometimes the brothers realize how unusual they are. Not all of these revelations come from what their day jobs have made them become. Today is Mother's Day. (A few blatant references to events leading up to early season 7). All of the genres: Hurt/Comfort, Family, and Friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Even Idiots Can Get It Right Sometimes reviews
Okay, so there's this case. People are dying (big surprise, right?). Now Sam and Dean are on the job, but this one's a bit of a stumper. There's bickering and victims dropping like flies and the boys get into some trouble. (some swearing, some violence, case fic) All of the genres: mystery, humor, and drama
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Aching, Isolated, Vermin Winchesters reviews
It's love. In its own way, this is a story of family. It's twisted and angry and always there- brothers, sons, and father. Through the good, the bad, and the dangerous, they are Winchesters. (My take on the boys' relationship and the family dynamic) Warnings and spoilers alerts told in chapter. Also: weechesters!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W.
Be the Dirt of Demons reviews
Ruby has been a witch, a tortured soul, and a demon. This chronicles that. (Warning: Spoilers up to Season 4, a fair amount of Hell, probably swears)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Ruby
Death's Monologue reviews
In which Death's stream of consciousness involves humanity, the purpose of life, and food. (I'm sure his brain is constantly going, so imagine that this is just one tiny, TINY fragment of his mind). No spoilers, but a warning for mildly frequent references to death (or is it Death?).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Death - Complete
I Brought You In, I'm Going Out with You Baby reviews
These chicks are sassy, tough, and spitting nails. They're also going to die within the next 24 hours, but hell, neither of them ever were ones for turning tail when the world's about to burn. (Spoilers for 5x10 Abandon All Hope)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Ellen H., Jo H. - Complete
The Sam Whisperer reviews
Sam and Dean have a problem and they need Garth's help. (Warnings: Set vaguely in Season 8. Prior knowledge of Mr. Fizzle is helpful. Garth is the main POV.)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Garth F., Mr. Fizzles - Complete
Indulgence of Power reviews
Sam is strong. Dean is not. (Sam's headspace, and thus spoilers, for Season 4. Deals with one primary aspect of the season. Two words: D-something, B-something.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sam W. - Complete
The Bro-sitters' Club (Ben Saves the Day… Sort Of) reviews
Dean has to take care of a baby, so he panics and turns to Ben for help. Turns out, the baby is the easiest one to deal with. (No spoilers besides Ben's existence) Warnings: not entirely realistic.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Dean W., Ben B. - Complete
Where He Stands reviews
This is your future. Because, no matter how you look at it, things won't end happy. ALT SUMMARY: Dean is alone and all he's got is a crappy job and a crappier friend. Also, he apparently sours with age. (End of Series fic) Rated T for swears. Vague spoilers in the form of passing references to unspecified events.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Dean W., OC - Complete
Three Strikes towards an End reviews
The Winchester way is death and sacrifice. Sam's just doing what they always do. (Spoilers for Season 8: Focuses on what Sam thinks about the whole dying aspect of the Trials.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Sam W. - Complete
Ugly Grief reviews
Dean keeps losing everyone. It's a cold, ugly process. (Spoilers up to the Season 2 finale)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Dean W. - Complete
Dean and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Check-Up reviews
Dean has to get a check-up because he has a urinary tract infection. Sam is there. Warnings: Sam is relentless, two references to events in season 4 (can take place any season after that), and one very uncomfortable encounter of medical necessity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
He Has Only This reviews
Sometimes you don't think you're capable of love, but then you remember it's the only thing you've ever had- it just comes twisted and heavy. (Rated M for one instance of cussing and reference to grown up activities. Season 6 spoilers.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Dean W. - Complete
About Sam reviews
This is just a cursory reflection of Sam's life. It by no means encompasses all the aspects of this fabulous man. No spoilers, any season.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sam W. - Complete
Castiel Has a Question reviews
Castiel has been thinking about this for a long time, but he just can't seem to come to a reasonable conclusion. He turns to Sam in hopes of truth and revelation. No spoilers other than Castiel's existence. Warning: This is dumb.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Right Alongside Him
Sam briefly thinks about Jess. (Geez, she's mentioned every season, poor Sammy boy.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Some Sort of Freak
Dysfunction tends to gravitate towards more dysfunction. One darkness tends to overpower another. There's flirting and danger and stuff. Warnings for an abundance of naughtiness and spoilers for Born Under a Bad Sign.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sam W., Meg - Complete
The Madness Made Him Do It
The Winchesters are under siege from all sides. They are on the national radar, again, something is after them, and Sam keeps turning up in random places with no memory of what's happened. Also, Dean may or may not be having a midlife crisis. (Season 8 AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,137 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
God Cast Me Down Because I Loved Him
Lucifer disobeyed and was cast down. He became a fallen angel fueled by hatred and anger. But before he made demon, was locked in the Cage, started the apocalypse, and killed his brethren, he loved God. This is my interpretation on how he ended up falling. Vague spoilers for season 5 plot lines and events.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Lucifer - Complete
Perish This Day For I'm Alive reviews
Sam lived through Tuesday for over 100 days. He lived past Wednesday for months. It took him over half a year to got Dean back and somehow everything is like it used to be. How was Sam able to act so normal afterwards? Why was it like he hadn't just lived through a war zone of death and psychological torment? Spoilers for Mystery Spot (3x11).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sam W. - Complete
And My Heart Stops For You reviews
Sometimes love is sudden and passionate and devastating. Sometimes love is the last thing you know before you die. Spoilers for Heart (2x17).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Sam W., Madison - Complete
Dude, That Wasn't Me! reviews
Sam and Dean may be hunters and heroes and responsible for the world's survival more often than not, but they're also boys who were raised on diner food, motels, and the underbelly of America's back roads. Or: The One Where Sam and Dean Talk About Bad Smells and Farts. (Any season, no spoilers)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Now I'm All Tied Up and Bored
Some of Crowley's passing thoughts. A quick introspection. (Spoilers for Season 9)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Crowley - Complete
A Night Out
Not everything they do involves angst and moral dilemmas. Dean has sex. (Any season, one night stand, Dean's good with the ladies)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Mistakes and Gates
Short introspection of Dean and Sam in Sacrifice (8x23). Not really any action, mostly just emotions or whatever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Let Me Out
It's just a nightmare. It feels so real. It's the future. It's a warning. Vague spoilers for plotline and references starting season 4.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
They Are Winchester
Just a short introspection piece about Sam and Dean respectively. Kind of mopey. Spoilers up to Swan Song (5x22)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete