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Author has written 30 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Vampire Diaries.

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The (Somewhat) Chance Encounter by katethewriter reviews
Random strangers seldom burst into my apartment unannounced. So when two of them do within the span of twenty minutes—one to yell at me about salty dicks and the other to apologize for the first—it catches me slightly off-guard. But I will not go as far as to say that it was a bad thing, for what transpires afterward I never would have expected. M for language/adult themes. AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,585 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Head and the Heart by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray, a ginger ale-loving artist from New York, is staying with the Lightwoods in Paris for the summer to complete an art program. There she meets Jace Wayland, comedy show enthusiast and future architect. As the two of them feel a connection, will the imminent promise of summer ending—and them being apart—get in the way of falling in love?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W.
Maybe Someday by rippingbutterflywings reviews
After a small misunderstanding leads to Clary and Jace striking up a conversation, the two of them develop a deep friendship, one with the potential of becoming much more. But, when they're separated, could there be a chance for the two of them to reunite? And, even if they do, will their relationship ever be the same? AU/AH/OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,712 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Breakups and Shakeups by DeathCabForMari reviews
Clary is at the start of another year in high school. With Izzy & Simon by her side and fresh off her and Sebastian's breakup, Clary is ready to use a new approach to life & boys: Meaningless, detached fun is the safest kind. But do old habits die hard? What happens when Clary tries to turn the tables on the boys in her life? AU. Rated M for Vulgar Language. Sexual content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,811 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W.
A Lesson In Romantics by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray is a Calculus-failing senior who enlists Jace Wayland's help in order to graduate. The two have been best friends since pre-school, but could one weekend without parental supervision change everything? AU. AH. OOC. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Cry Little Sister by ImaginaryMoonlight reviews
AU. Despite the fact that she is his sister, Jonathan wants Clary. And he won't let anything stop him. How will Clary deal with her brother's obsession with her? *Incest* *Lemons*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,360 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Coming Home by rippingbutterflywings reviews
After being partnered up to work on a school assignment together, Clary, who lives in New York, forms a friendship with Jace, who lives in Paris. However, when he breaks his promise to stay in contact and disappears suddenly from her life, Clary's left confused and heartbroken. So what happens when Jace unexpectedly reappears in her life by moving to her hometown? AU/AH. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,641 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
Thinking of You by DeathCabForMari reviews
Clary thought she had her life figured out, but, in the wake of a tragic loss, she faces the harsh reality: She is in love with a man she never thought would be more to her than her best friend. She can't imagine life without him. The worst part? He's gone, forever, and far too soon. ONE-SHOT, not open for continuation. **Death theme warning**
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Clary F., Simon L., Jace W.
Bloom by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Struggling to keep their feelings for each other under wraps, Clary and Jace's situation gets complicated as they are thrown into the fire of an event that is sure to be an insane one—Magnus's birthday party. Co-written with spikeyhairgood. AU/AH/OOC. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
1989 by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary has always been unlucky in love, but, despite telling herself she would take a break from dating, she finds herself attracted to Jace Wayland after they (literally) bump into each other in a coffee shop. However, things in their relationship take a bad turn as the two begin to know each other. Based on Taylor Swift's new album. AU. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Jace From Domino's by rippingbutterflywings reviews
The story of what happens after an awkward phone conversation with a pizza guy. / One-shot. AU. AH. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Oblivion by Katwood5 reviews
Sometimes our choices define us. Sometimes we define our choices. Will Clary find a way out of her past choices, or will they consume her and cost her everything?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,896 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Sebastian V.
A Really Awesome Mess by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray is an ordinary girl with a crush on the most popular boy in school, Sebastian Verlac. When he begins harrassing her, she begins to see that he's dangerous, and she formulates a plan along with her brother and his friend, Jace Wayland: Clary and Jace will pretend to date until there is no danger. But is it really pretending if you share kisses in the dark? OOC, AU/ AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Fire and Brimstone: The Donald Trump Saga, Part I by spoopytanuki reviews
Donald Trump, the king of Egyptian Cotton and Gold, meets his crush, Gordon Ramsay and is invited to star on Hell's Kitchen. However, everything is not right! Donald may have gotten himself into more trouble than he could have ever asked for.l
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2013
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Not Another One Shot About Drinking reviews
Another drunken night, another regretful story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Night Feelings reviews
Clary used to be such a good girl. Until Jace became her roommate. One Shot. Lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Butt So Great A Friendship Was Born reviews
Exactly what you'd expect. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Clary F., Isabelle L. - Complete
Reckless Abandon reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,279 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
Different, Not Less reviews
You're a monster, but so am I. So is he. AU. AH. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Behemoth reviews
Everyone thinks Elena Gilbert is crazy. She's been in and out of the Behemoth Psych Ward all her life. But if she's so crazy, why does Damon seem so real? And what keeps taunting Elena from her reflection? Delena. Rated M for cursing, violence and possible adult material in later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Elena G., Damon S., Jeremy G., Caroline F.
100 Reasons Why Love Sucks reviews
All is fair in love and grade school. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
The Remedy is Worse Than the Disease reviews
I would have loved you. One shot. Trigger warning: rape
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Clary F.
Shedding Skin reviews
Living in a polyandrous society, Clary is tasked with choosing who she will spend the rest of her life with. Clace. Clordan. Clebastian. (Polyandry, and all...) Whatever else I want. Rated M for language and lemons/smut, because let's be serious. Polyandry calls for smut. I hate summarizing, so much...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014
Phallic Alec reviews
Isabelle threw her head back in laughter as she drove away with all of his clothes in the passenger seat. It was her revenge, because he made her babysit Max on a Friday night so he could go on a secret date with Magnus. One shot!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
I've Been Talking to Walls About the Trip I've Been On reviews
With you gone, I don't know if I will write anything worthwhile ever again. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Clary F., Sebastian V. - Complete
If You Want To Go Up In Flames, Here's My Number reviews
Clary has always wanted to kiss Jace...especially after she killed his cat. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
I Don't Want Easy, I Want Crazy reviews
When your heart breaks, get up and stomp on it again. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Clary F., Jace W., Jocelyn F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
This Is How You Get What You Want reviews
I have seen you at your best, and I have seen you at your worst, and I choose both. Clace. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
Oops reviews
Magnus made a mistake. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Magnus B.
Brohomie reviews
A silly little one shot of texts between everyone's BROTP, Clary and Simon. Climon friendship. Decided to continue it. Now featuring group TMI texts!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Clary F., Simon L. - Complete
Polygraph reviews
Alec gives Magnus a lie detector test. AU. One Shot. Co-written with The Poly Lama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tired of Writing About You reviews
We are not written in stone. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L. - Complete
Subject to Change reviews
The best of times. The worst of times. There were galaxies in his eyes, and it made Clary's faulty heart beat irregularly. He reminded her that hell is real. She lives there. But her stomach should be proud for finally getting him down. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Clary F., Sebastian V., Jace W. - Complete
The Greatest Story Ever Told reviews
The scratching made another appearance. "I should probably let the cat in," I said. "No, you shouldn't!" Simon disagreed. "What if it's not the cat? That could be anything." I stood up and rolled my eyes at him. "It's winter, Simon. He's probably cold." I walked over to the door and unlocked it. "No!" Simon yelled from behind me. "Don't open it!" One Shot. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Darkness, Everybody reviews
Forget about fireworks. Forget the Northern Lights. Forget the way he says your name, and the sound he made as he fell asleep. Remember, Clary, he's just your friend. One Shot. AU. True story, again.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
Z is for Zymotic reviews
Isabelle always thought it was beautiful to share her life with someone, but who was she to judge Jace for being so afraid? One shot. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Complete
Drinking About You reviews
A one shot about how alcoholism has affected Clary's love life. Trigger warning for alcohol abuse. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L.
Don't Look and It Won't Hurt reviews
"We were born out of science, not love." Clebastian. Cannibalism. Gore. Incest. 5 shot or something.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Clary F., Valentine M., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
7 Deadly Sins reviews
Truth be told, the truth is rarely told. They lied to each other so effortlessly. Clary desperately wanted to tell him that she was suffocating with the absence of him. And Jace desperately wanted to tell her how much he missed the smell of her hair, and waking up next to it. They both knew telling the truth would be more painful. All Mundane. Clace. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Kyle/Jordan K. - Complete
Ashes of Yesterday reviews
Clary and Isabelle burn down a hotel. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Clary F., Kyle/Jordan K., Isabelle L. - Complete
Fatally Mine reviews
A continuation of Fatally Yours. After getting away from Valentine, the kids can't go home. Valentine is after them, with sick intentions of bringing his twisted family back together. Mostly Clace. Some Sizzy, Malec, and... You'll see. Trigger Warning: Rated M for Dark themes, Mentions of rape, SMUT, Lemons and language. Some OOC. AU (All Mundane) OC. Read Fatally Yours first!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Sebastian V., Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
When Hells Collide reviews
It's been two years since I was released from the psych ward, and I still think of the red headed girl I met there, with the sweet smile and the scarred wrists. I wonder if you remember me. I hope you're okay. One shot. Clace. Based on a true story. Rated M for lemons, self harm, drug abuse, mentions of rape, and mentions of death. Not open to continuation.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Fatally Yours reviews
Clary wakes up in a strange place with a splitting headache, no idea how she got there, and a Golden Boy telling her they, along with others, have been kidnapped. But there may be more to this place than she originally thought. AU. Some OOC. Clace. Malec. Sizzy. Jaia. Adult Content. Rated M for violence, language, rape and lemons. Bad summary, sorry.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,954 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Breathless reviews
Clary has lived with her abusive father, since her mother died. After her brother moved out, the abuse got worse. What happens when Valentine dies, and Clary has to live with a foster family? Follow Clary through sadness, fear, loneliness, learning to trust again and finally falling in love. Clace, Malec, Sizzy. AU. OOC. Warning: adult content. Just click!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Alec L., Valentine M. - Complete
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