Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Walking Dead, Walking Dead, Fairy Tail, Game of Thrones, and Elder Scroll series.
Favorite tv shows: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Wizards of Waverly Place (Reruns),Avatar:The Last Airbender,Teen Titans, Teen Titans Go! and Robot Chicken.
Favorite Books: Naruto books, Naruto Shippuden books, Mates Dates series and Allie Finkles rules for Girls series.
If you know of any good Naruko/Gaara, Naruko/Itachi fanfics/lemons or if you know of any good Inuyasha fanfics please tell me about them!!!!!!!! It's almost impossible to find a good pairing of NarukoXGaara or ItachixNaruko fanfic/lemon! If you find any one of these please private message me or review on one of my stories who wrote the fic!
Allie Finkle's Rules For Girls:
Emo/Nonefriendly/Allie? Basically any type of Allie Finkle's Rules For Girls fanfic will do!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them
FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.
REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.
REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this
First name? Eliza
Were you named after anybody? Nope.
Are you in love? Yes. I'm in love with every hot guy in Naruto and Inuyasha!
When did you last cry? I don't know, I barely ever cry. Last time was probably a few months ago...
Do you like your hands? What kind of question is that?
What is your favorite lunch meat? Chicken Breast or Turkey Breast.
Kids? Their alright sometimes. But other times I just want to kill the little fuckers.
If you were another person would you be friends with you? No. Why because in reality I'm a loner. I may want friends from time to time but with ll the fake friends I've had in the past I just don't feel like trying to make friends when I'm already sure of the outcome.
Do you have a journal? Yes but I don't hardly ever write in it.
Do you use sarcasm a lot? All. The. Time. It's like, part of who I am. I mean, no, I never use sarcasm. *Wink wink*
Do you still have your tonsils? Yeah.
Would you bungee jump? No. My aunt did it once and she said it was hard for her to move her shoulders for at least a month after. Plus the injuries from bungee jumping make it just look plain stupid to do.
What is your favorite cereal? Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
Do you untie your shoes when you remove them? No! Who does?
Are you strong? For my age.
Favorite ice-cream flavor? Turtle Cheesecake!
Shoe size? 7 or 7 1/2.
Red or Pink? RED Thank you very much!
What is your least favorite thing about you? That I don't live in the Naruto world because in this world I can't be a Mass murderer and get away with it!
Hair color? It's chocolate brown.
Eye color? Chocolate brown.
Who do you miss the most? When I'm away from my family. I really don't miss any of them. But if I had to chose who I would miss I'd pick my little sister.
Do you want everyone to put this in their profile? I really don't give a fuck if they do or not.
What color pant and shoes are you wearing? At this moment, faded blue jean shorts and pink, green and black camo flip flops.
Last thing you ate? Currently eating Kettle Cooked potato chips.
What are you listening to right now? Mozart. I have to for my music class.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black or blood red.
Favorite smell? The smell the beach seems to give off. It just totally relaxes me.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Don't have a phone.
First thing you notice about people you are attracted to? Their personality.
Do you like the person who sent this to you? I got this from Luquatross Seddie4Life's profile so nobody sent it to me.
Favorite drink? Pepsi and Grape Juice.
Favorite sport? Playing football with my older brothers.
Hat size? Have no fucking idea.
Do you wear contacts? No, but I have glasses.
Favorite food? Pizza.
Scary movies or happy endings? HORROR MOVIES ALL THE WAY BABY!
Last movie you watched at the movie theater? Terminator: Genisys.
What is your favorite article of clothing? My bra and underwear.
Summer or Winter? Winter.
Hugs or Kisses? From/To whom?
Favorite dessert? My moms Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake! You can't taste the mayonnaise it just makes the cake really light and it makes the cake infinity times better!
How old were you when you began writing? On Fanfiction? I was ten.
Reason for why you started? I loved books when i was younger and my favorite book to read was Nancy Drew. I was looking up different Nancy Drew books when a link to a bunch of Nancy Drew fics came up (link to Nancy Drew fanfics on here) I read one and I got hooked! I read them until I was like 10, (I started at like, 7 or 8) when I started watching Naruto since my brother showed it to me. I got hooked on Naruto and I came back to this site after reaching episode 175 of Naruto Shippuden I began reading fanfics on Naruto. I soon got hooked on the fanfics and wanted to start my own account so I could favorite the stories and write my own. Now I write fanfiction and love every minute of it!
How many stories have you written? If we're talking fanfics, 5. If we're talking just stories, I have no idea.
Have you ever co-written? Do you prefer co-write or solo? Never co-written, so solo!
What is your favorite fandom to write for? Naruto
Favorite fanfic author? I don't have one anymore.
Favorite fanfic story? To many good Naruto fanfics for me to pick my favorite one.
Favorite story you've written? Can't pick.
Who is your favorite character to write about? Naruto/Naruko Uzumaki.
Your two favorite pairings of what you write? NarutoxHarem and NarukoxHarem.
Do you listen to music when you write? Not anymore. It distracts me from writing.
Any advice for other writers? Never give up. Within time your muse should come back if you try. If not you might have just completely lost your muse. If you think this has happened to you or you know it hs then I suggest reading other fics for idea's to help bring it back. If this doesn't work then there isn't much you can do besides put it up for adoption or attempt to rewrite it. Why you shouldn't ever drop a fic without making sure it's adopted or you know for a fact that you will come back later (months or years) is because there is always going to be at least 1 person who truly enjoys reading your fic and it would break their heart for it not to be continued by you or someone else.
Do you ever get writer's block? All the time. It kills me.
Fun facts about you? I love Anime/Manga! If you left me In a store that sold plushies, Manga and stuff like that for my favorite Anime's and stuff with ur credit card then you better be a Billionaire!
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Some other reasons i hate kikyo:
1. shes walking clay
2. she trys to kill inuyasha and kagome
3. She lives... why cant she drop dead!
4. she takes innocent woman soul for her own selfishness(gross)
5. She just sucks peroid ( no offence kikyo fans)
6. only alive for inuyasha death
7. she stole kagomes shikon shards and gave them to naraku
8. she didnt even thank kagome for saving her
9. shows up everytime inuyasha and kagome get close in their relationship
10. she TOO DAMN calm
11. she shows no emotion, only Sesshomaru-sama can pull that off!
12. she wanted inuyasha to turn into a human for her own greed
13. Sh kissed Inuyasha in front of Kagome
14. She showed up and interrupted Inuyasha and Kagome
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1) Tell him Sango's pregnant, then have him talk to her. Watch reaction.
2)Tell him you're pregnant, with his kid, knock him out, and act crazy!
3)Tell him one of his gay fans wants to talk to him in the next room. Shove him into dark room with horny dog.
4)Tell him Naraku's dead. Run when Naraku shows up.
5)Tell him you want to tell him something, pretend to faint. When you "wake up" say you remembered. Faint again. Repeat until you can't anymore
6)Get alot of his sutras. Write stupid stuff on them in english. Tell him they're very powerful, watch pretty lights.
7)Make one of your friends flirt with him in front of Sango, watch him get hit repeatedly.
8)Get him drunk, wait until next month. Tell him you're pregnant and it's his. When he asks when it happened explain he was drunk the month before and he agreed to it.
9)Bribe Inuyasha to flirt with him. Wait a day. Make Inu flirt. Wait another day, pretend everything's normal. Next day make Inu say he said "I love you" to him. Watch reaction. (i dont think this will work...BUT it sounds like something from the mind of this author who doesn't know how to use symbols)
10)Gather every girl who's ever promised to bear his child. Line them up and charge 5 dollars. Take money and let them have their fun. *evil grin*
ways to annoy Sesshomaru:
1) Call him any of these nicknames: Fluffy, Sesshy, Ice prince (AN: Get it, prince not king), Man Whore
2)Pet the furry thing on his shoulder
3)Hug him and say hes the nicest person you've ever met
4)Tell him Rin's dead inside the closet. when he runs in lock the door
5)Steal Tenseiga and ask if you can have it, when he says no take it anyway
6)Say Inuyasha is better
7)Hell, say anyones better and he'll kill ya!
8)Ask if he's gay, when he says no ask if hes sure, when he says yes ask again. Repeat.
9)Tell him Jaken loves him. Run.
10)Tell him hes the sweetest most kind hearted person ever. Run!!!
Ways to annoy Kouga:
1) Tell him Kagome and Inuyasha belong together!
2) Ask when he's going back to Ayame. (I do this every day...)
3) Call him wolfie, flea-bitten, mangy, or cute. (He thinks of cute as a "childish term")
4) Ask when wolves become adults, when he gives you the age, saying he's an adult. Call him a child and laugh.
5) Tease him cause I have my own wolf tribe and he don't! (he's over it, I swear!)
6) If your a guy, ask if he's gay, when he says no ask why he's kissing your ass!
7) Act dead, when he cries over you wake up laughing at his tears. He's worse than Inuyasha when he's caught crying.
8) Tell him to keep it down at night. He'll know what you're talking about, even if you don't =P
9) Ask what (your word of choice) means, when he explains ask what another word means, read words out of the dictionary to define
10) Get potatoes. Name them after every character in the series, draw faces on them, etc. The Koga one peel it, boil it, eat it in front of him. When he asks why say "It just didn't belong..."
Ways to annoy Inuyasha:
1) Let Naraku borrow the jewel shards
2) When Inuyasha has the jewel back together, break it again
3) Ask him why he likes a dead girl
4) Put hot sauce into his ramen when he's not looking
5) Tell him Kagome was kissing some wolf
6) Tell him Kagome was kissing Miroku
7) Dye his Fire Rat robe pink
8) Dye his hair pink
9) Let Sesshomaru borrow Tetsusaiga
10) Tell him you want to touch his ears. When he says no gasp and point behind him, when he turns around, touch his ears
11) Bluntly ask him how is his sex life with Kagome
12) Do the above when Kagome's riding on his back, OR trying to froce his robes open to bandage him...RUN LIKE A FUCKIN' NINJA!!!!
13) tell him Kagome's in danger while she's in the shower. Watch the Funnyness...OR do that in the Spring time and put a "Do Not Desturbe" sig on the door...
Ways to annoy Naraku:
1) Tell him there are jewel shards in the closet. When he goes into it, lock him in.
2) Cut off his tentacles. RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
3) Ask him out for Kikyo.
4) Tell him Inuyasha's a better fighter
5) Tell him Sesshomaru's hotter
6) (This really pisses him off) Tell him you'd rather fuck Kikyo than look at him. Walk away.
7) Giggle whenever he comes around
8) Call him gay
9) Steal the jewel and give it to Inuyasha
10) Throw Kikyo to him yelling "Catch!" This kills Kikyo and annoys the hell out of Narak
Ways it annoy Totosai
1) Tell him he can't forge swords
2) Run in panicking. When he asks what's wrong tell him Tetsusaiga broke again. Wait till he leaves. Laugh. When he comes back run.
3) Take his 3 eyed cow for a joy ride.
4) Tell him Tenseiga just killed someone
5) Make him listen to Barney *shudders*
6) Pour water on him
7) Ask him to forge a sword that kills, heals, saves lives, controls elements, (Im going to stop rether than boring you to death.)
8) Ask where babies come from
9) Say your pregnant from one of his swords.
10) Call him gay, and ask if he's been raped by Sesshomaru lately. (If Sesshy shows up, run!)
Ways to annoy Jaken:
1) Call him toad
2) Give him carrots until he's orange, if that's even possible...
3) Ask to hear the story about Inuyasha. While he tells it correct him every few sentences, even if he's right.
4) Ask him why Sesshomaru likes Rin better
5) Ask him why he loves Sesshomaru
6) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called him Fluffy. Watch Jaken run. You might want popcorn.
7) Say something to piss him off, cook eggs on his head.
8) Put him in a blonde wig and a pink dress.
9) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called Rin a pest. Watch as glare melts Jaken.
10) Tell him his lord is an asshole.
Ways to annoy Kikyo
1) Call her clay pot
2) Call her zombie
3) Say Inuyasha and Kagome belong together
4) Cry to Inuyasha Kikyo killed Kagome. Watch wind scar kill her again, and again, and again...Why won't she die?!
5) Tell her her boyfriend's coming out of the closet. When she asks who you're talking about say the boogieman!
6) Hook her up with Naraku
7) Hook her up with Jaken
8) Lock her in closet with tons of mad Kikyo haters
9) Call war on her
10) Call her a whore!
Ways to annoy Kagura:
1) Tell her she's so kind hearted...wait, no heart...HAHA!
2) Tell her Sesshoumaru's gay!
3) Tell her Naraku loves her
4) Ask when she had Akago (LOL!)
5) Ask how she came to be. When she starts, chase after random butterfly.
6) Tell her some Kikyo haters want her support.
7) Tell her Naraku haters want her support. When she arrives at either place, lock her up with Kagura haters!
8) Tell her to just give up and allow Naraku to control her
9) Tell her Kouga wants her
10) Tell her Sesshoumaru asked her out through you, watch her go talk to Sesshy
When You Dial A Mental Hospital
Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. Stay silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
Things To Do On An Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who want to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Normal people Vs Inuyasha Fans.
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
child Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervales.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens...
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and yell: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror as you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me, pick me!"
14. When an announcement comes on over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream: "No! No! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle while shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!”