Erbanana
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Joined 12-03-13, id: 5365700, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 4 stories for My Little Pony, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Discworld.

No Banana!!!

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I like Harry Potter, Discworld, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Unfortunately, the latter isn't available in my country, and I've missed a lot of new episodes.

I also like genderqueer, feminism, and anti-stuff. I support equal rights.

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My favourite colour is mouldy bananas in a cake with plums and sultanas. It's a dash of purple and yellow (opposite colours) with little flecks of brown, light brown from the fruit.

My favourite sound is music, any. Mostly I like switching on the radio to BBC Radio 1 and darting back and forth between KISS and Capital. Every day there's new music and sounds and taste.

My favourite food is potatoes, like Rincewind out of Discworld. I like mine, not with women on a desert island, but stuffed with Horlicks, which is sweet, a so sweet dry powder that gives you lovely smelling f*rts. My potato has to be microwaved.

My favourite smell is cedarwood. I have a small essence bottle that I like to shake onto my sleeve and snuff up the scent into my nostrils. My next best scent is anything containing this lip balm I had once and I didn't know what it contained. I remember it from when I was a kid. It had a red sticker on its lid and it came in small circular tin.

Does anyone know what it could be? It's not cherry, berry, strawberry, cranberry or rose, nor raspberry nor redcurrant. I'm stuck. I live in the UK.

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Harry Potter & the Little Sexy Bomb reviews
My name's Harry and I'm a girl. I leave on the train and I'm sorted to Slytherin. Later, there are misdeeds afoot and Slytherin in the Sorting Hat helps. Fem!Harry due to time-travel and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Cheery, Angua, Sally, Susan, Ruby, Sacharissa, Adora & Sybil Paaarty! reviews
Also Stars: Tawneee, Mrs Cake, Ludmilla, Precious, Ginger, Jewels, Glenda, Madame Sharn, Conina, Mrs Proust, Gladys, Iodine, Christine, Grace, Felicity, Releventia, Verity, Reet, Esk, Doreen, Marietta, Mrs Whitlow, Jane, and Margolotta. All attend Lady Sybil's graceful party. See how they dress up beforehand!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014
Doctor Who And The Catswept Moon Of Herb-Bright Ness Settle Pont reviews
Doctor Who shows up in time to save the town from a grotty princess and helps the homosexual Char-lie to overcome prejudice in an emergency before the world erupts into lava. [revised]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Freak-A-Mate reviews
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My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
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