LovelyDino99
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Joined 12-07-13, id: 5374091, Profile Updated: 03-12-14
Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hiya fan fiction readers! So my name is unknown! and I absolutely LOVE reading. My favorite books series is The Mortal Instruments cause like how can it not be? I'm a dancer too. It's something I cant live without and absolutely love doing. I sing, and write stories on my blog with my friend Jessica. I hope you like my stories I'm not very good, so please give some criticism but don't be an ass about it! Love you my little Dinos


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! Bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not care about being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be lesbian. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm DUTCH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be a creepy girl who stalks gay couples. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a whimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I get HURT mentally way too EASILY, so I MUST want to kill every guy I see.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on.


YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black.You like hanging out at the mall.You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.Like being the star of everything

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New Year's Kiss by MrsWolfPack reviews
New Years symbolizes the threshold for change and new beginnings. Sometimes, new beginnings can erupt into a world of passion from the tiniest of glances. It's always that first glance at that special someone which sets you a flame! Seth x Jacob! Slash! Now multi-chapter story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 395,824 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Jacob, Seth]
The Babysitter by xxmillion reviews
AU story: Alec Lightwood is a freshman at college looking for a job. Magnus Bane is a single parent looking for a babysitter. Magnus thought it would be simple getting a babysitter, and it was. Though it's not so easy to keep his hands to himself from this sexy freshman... Age-gap, M-Rate later, kinks, smut and other sexiness.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,870 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Stay Strong, Alec by fandomly-inclined reviews
Alexander Lightwood is mad boy, nobody knows his problem and he isn't willing to open up to anyone, until the schools guidance conselor, Magnus Bane come along and tries to help him. I'm really bad at summaries. Malec. Man/Man Rated M for later on.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,216 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Romance Turns To Revenge by ThatOneWritter reviews
One day Kendall is on his two year anniversary with his boyfriend James. The next he's kidnapped by someone he thought he would never see again. When James, Carlos, and Logan only have one month to get him back will they make it? Or will they be too late? WARNINGS: Torture, abuse, mention of rape (Might even be some) Language, and sexual themes. LAST CHAPTER REWRITTEN
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Kendall, James - Complete
College TMI AU by heyitsmalec reviews
Alec Lightwood is a junior at the New School of Public Engagement in NYC. His friends are scattered around the city, starting and continuing college, and finding their own ways through the messy tangle that's life. When a tall Asian man comes into Alec's life in the form of a roommate, Alec will be forced to reevaluate the choices he's made for himself.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B., Camille B.
Changes by Green-eyed rusher reviews
Logan is moving. Leaving behind the problems and memories. He is moving into a seemingly perfect family, but they arent what they appear on the outside. Logan's new start may help this family with their own problems. Mainly Kogan, minor Cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Logan, Kendall] Carlos, James
Two And Not Even A Half Men by Blame Blam reviews
In health class Blaine and Sam pair up to parent a fake baby.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Sam E., Blaine A.] - Complete
Triplets! by dontcryMasha reviews
Post Big Time Baby Mystery. A series of oneshots that cover every couple years of development for Kendall and Logan's triplets. Kogan, Jarlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Logan, Kendall] - Complete
Stalked And Forced by ThatOneWritter reviews
When Kendall is stalked, kidnapped, and forced to love someone against his own will, how will that go? Will fake love turn into true love or will his hate for the other male be to great. KAMES Rated for language, future chapters, and criminal acts.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Kendall, James] - Complete
White Lie by ReadingAddictWeirdo reviews
"Carlos struggled to breathe as he let out the sobs he'd been holding in, clawing at the blonde's back for proof that he was actually there, real and solid, and not an illusion that would poof away in an instant and leave him alone in the surrounding darkness that held nothing but terror and danger." Kendall/Carlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Kendall, Carlos - Complete
What Do You Mean You're Pregnant? by Clary1234 reviews
"Alec...I think you might be...pregnant." That's right people! This is an Mpreg story! Hey, in a world with warlocks and vampires, why not have magic potions that make guys get pregnant! But how will the Lightwoods react to their son getting knocked up?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Hearts in Brooklyn by xloveisacookiex reviews
Things are starting to get serious for High Warlock Magnus and Shadowhunter Alec. With things heating up, everything seems perfect. But, will it stay that way, or will something, or someone, get in the way of that? Cannon Pairing
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
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Cheater Do Get Second Chances reviews
this is the Sequel to Cheater's Dont Get Second Chances. I suggest you read that before this so yeah! After the engagement what happens leading up to the wedding?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Sober reviews
Jace, surprisingly, has started drinking and being high all the time. Alec notes this and he tries to help him. Jace realizes that the chorus is true. "I'm safe Up high, Nothing can touch me, But why do I feel this party's over?, No pain Inside, You're my protection, How do I feel this good sober" AU story JacexAlec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Alec L., Jace W.
Cheater Don't Get Second Chances reviews
When Alec and Magnus haven't been able to see each other for a while. Alec decides to surprise him with a visit. but he didn't expect what was waiting for him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Ive loved you the whole time reviews
When Alec finally tells Jace how he feels about him, how does Jace react?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Enough reviews
when Alec has finally had enough of the pain. He turns to Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Costume reviews
What happens when Magnus gets Alec to wear a cat costume? First story so be gentle
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Alec L. - Complete