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Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hello gorgeous! Quick summary- Student in Southern California who spends all her time either crying eating or writing on this weird account :) I don't really have an updating schedule, but I am finishing all my stories very soon so chances are by the time you read this I've completed them. Also I have a joint account with LilithRisen on here called QueensofBullshit, so check that out if you want to read more !

facts about me if anybody wants to get to know the person behind the shitty writing :)

  1. My name is Madeline (Em for short)- yes this is a pseudonym !
  2. Some of my favorite things in life is coffee, soft music, good writing, and soft blankets.
  3. I'm single as hell even though my eyeliner is always good and I have a great ass so??? This doesn't add up??? @ Einstein please recalculate???
  4. My tumblr is isthisdickvegan yes I know it's weird fight me. And send me a message if you follow me on there!
  5. My birthday is July 6th
  7. I speak three languages
  8. I FREAKING LOVE JONATHAN CHRISTOPHER MORGENSTERN yes the bad boy from TMI who like killed a whole bunch of people blah blah I don't know why i just love his character and his attitude and his dominating personality go ahead and hate me I mean goddamn who doesn't want a hot bad boy with a killer attitude and a jawline that can cut bitches like yes please
  9. If you don't understand my Harry Potter humor i am sorry but we will Neville be friends.
  10. I usually end up writing at one in the morning which is why 90% of my updates are at 3 AM.
  11. I cannot stand coconut. fuck coconut. fuck anybody who likes coconut.
  13. I'm actually your mom. Go clean your room.
  14. Whatever you tell me I will always hate my own writing. Idk, I just feel like it is never good enough so I truly cringe at my own writing, even though I've never received a complaint. Sorry guys, weird anxiety acting up again and I swear I still love your reviews and everything but please don't ever think I'm ungrateful when I leave a note saying I don't like my chapter.
  15. If I could wear sweatpants everyday i would.
  16. My biggest crush is on Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp (my heart is torn)
  17. If you love me get me a stuffed animal. don't question. just do it. It must be 4 feet tall and plush.
  18. On the self confidence scale from 2007 Vanessa Hudgens to Kanye West I am sometimes Beyonce and sometimes I'm the storm trooper who ran into a window in Star Wars
  19. My zodiac sign Cancer which is why I'm an emotional ass bitch


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Clockwork City by Slytherin Princess Adelyn reviews
London detective, Clarissa Fairchild, moves to New York City in hopes of starting a new life and ridding herself of her past. On the other side, big shot Jace Herondale is the best detective in New York City. Taking on murder cases, psychotic ex girlfriends, and so much sexual tension it's deadly. Homicide is about to get a hell of a lot sexier. OOC/AU/AH (Temp. Hiatus)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,349 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Light We Cannot See by Slytherin Princess Adelyn reviews
Seventeen year old Clary Fairchild Morgenstern wants to stab her brother and set all his annoying friends on fire. They play pranks on her, vandalise her drawings, and worse they touch her Doctor Who shrine. Her parents see Jonathan as the perfect child but they don't seem to notice his bad grades, arrest records, or immature notions about anything. OOC/AU/AH (Sporadic Updates.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Simon L.]
Child Of Light by Slytherin Princess Adelyn reviews
The Mortal Instruments characters playing Infernal Devices dress up for money. WARNING: Graphic swearing, hot guys, French. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AU/AH/OOC (Temporary hiatus)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Simon L.]
Idris Academy by Clace4Ever-NeverInsultMyFandom reviews
Going to high school is hard. Going to boarding school whilst traveling to do her job is even harder. But will Clary be able to last on her own, or will a certain blonde have to help her through the sudden return of the elusive Valentine Morganstern... (Jon isn't evil, coz i really like him)AHuman. Clace But Might Add Malec and Sizzy in later chapters.M for language and dark themes
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Jace W., Clary F.] Valentine M., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
After Her by fragilebirds reviews
When Clary came out and told Jace she was pregnant it resulted in a fight. Unable to handle it or him, Clary left, abandoning New York and everyone she knew in it. It's been 5 years since she seen the familiar sights of her home town, and she was no intentions of going back. But when a series of suspicious murders targeting Shadowhunters begins will she have a choice?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,092 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Give Me Love by dustangel reviews
Four years ago, Clarissa left behind her tragic past in Idris and started over in New York, burying her grief, ignoring her demons and forging ahead without attachments. Her solitary life is working— until she moves into a new apartment, where she meets a man who shakes her gated up world to it's core. Full summary inside. Enjoy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
If I Could by ImpossibleSociety reviews
Clary Fray has spent the past two years with her father Valentine. But now she's back , better than ever, but with an overprotective brother named Jonathan and his soccer team, things might not go as they were planned. AH, AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,225 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Ascension by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: Running away with your brother and his band of famous, but obnoxious rockstars isn't all it's cracked up to be. Fame is a dangerous beast. Wild and unpredictable. And so is Jace Herondale. But how can you love a boy that's desired by millions and acts not quite human? -Clace- R&R?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,894 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Heaven or Hell by NewmanYHC reviews
Clary was having the time of her life, living it up with her friends at the college of her dreams. But what happens when a certain transfer student decides to make his way into her life? Art, class, and uncertainty collides with confident, arrogant, and drop-dead gorgeous in a explosion that could form a relationship from either Heaven or Hell.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,260 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Professor Herondale by mybookboyfriendsaresosexy reviews
Clary knew it would never happen. She knew she could never have the art professor she had been crushing on for the past three years. But what happens when their close friendship and student/teacher relationship puts them in situations causing sparks, a burning ache of lust and loss of control? Rated M for lemons, adult language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
At Your Assistance by folkhands reviews
Miss Fairchild is Jace Wayland's latest in a long string of personal assistants. When the rest of the gang work at the company, won't there be a lot of predicaments? Possibly tense, lustful predicaments. AH/AU/Slightly OOC/Lemonade. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Kingdom of Lies reviews
COMPLETE. When the Morgenstern princess is married off to the distant, fierce king Herondale, she has to come to terms with the fact there may be more to her secretive past than her father is letting on- and that there's a person behind those beautiful golden eyes who may be even more seductive and dangerous than she ever imagined.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,462 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Complete
Love Isn't Optional reviews
Clary Fray already knew her life couldn't be easy when her parents volunteered her for a marriage to Jace Herondale. Though her life becomes far from a little complicated as a dangerous force comes into play and suddenly has her fighting for her life alongside the man she thought she hated. Blood is thicker than water, but what happens when you mix them together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,457 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
expect the unexpected reviews
The only thing more annoying than her older brother Jonathon? Jace Herondale. The only person who somehow manages to weasel his way into her heart like a worn into an apple? Jace, you freaking guessed it, Herondale. HIATUS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.