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Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.

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Superior by ReptileRuler reviews
AU. Zim hissed at the handmade bird that had landed close to his nest. TOO close to his nest! How DARE these creatures put their feet on HIS planet! (Abandoned)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,142 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Zim, Dib, Lard Nar - Complete
Roll For Initiative by LLawliet122 reviews
Grunkle Ford decides to poll the users of a Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons forum he frequents to see which edition of his beloved game they prefer. Unfortunately for Ford, the internet isn't the calm, reliable source of intellectual discourse and discussion he believes it to be. Takes place after Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons but before The Last Mabelcorn.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Dipper P., Grunkle Ford
Friendly Foes by Penelope Jadewing reviews
It started with a stowaway - a blood Nightray that accused Cardinal Jack Vessalius of all people of treachery! Next thing Oz knows, he's abducted from his father's ship by the Baskerville pirates, and brought aboard the Black Chain. But as new details unfold, Oz discovers there's more to this than meets the eye, and his father isn't as benevolent as he seems... Pirate AU.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Oz V., Jack V., Glen B., Elliot N.
Bluebell by MementoLuceat reviews
"I just...had a really wonderful dream." An alternate take on the Retrace 104 tea party. (PHPM Prompt #1: Quote)
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Oz V. - Complete
Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 224,970 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
True Name by Haberdashing reviews
One-shot set in the Trascendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Dipper encounters a group of cultists who claim to know his true name.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Dipper P. - Complete
Generally Speaking, the Problems Start with Those Two by loudatlas reviews
The Okumura twins don't exactly seem like twins-but they're definitely brothers. They just prioritize. (Characters to be added)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O.
His Name was Billy Mischief by mairzydotes reviews
An AU origins fic for Bill. In the year 1928, a unique young man named William M. Cipher arrives in Gravity Falls. After a year, neither he nor the sleepy little Oregon town would ever be the same again. The following is an account of Billy's time spent living there, in his own words. Rated T for language, graphic violence, suggestive scenes and adult situations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,575 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bill - Complete
Creepy love letters from Lil' Gideon by Lil ol Glittery Fictions reviews
The love letters Gideon sends Mabel, which she throws away in Bottomless pit. Magidbeleon? Mabel still doesn't like Gideon, though. Mentions murder but nothing really bad. Oh my, OVER 25K VIEWS! I don't know what to say :) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH :D xxx
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Mabel P., Gideon G. - Complete
Roboparents Go Wild Again by Red Witch reviews
Dib decides to use the Roboparents as a substitute for his own father. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Rise of The InvaderZ by Red Witch reviews
How did the series really end? What caused the downfall of The Irken Empire? What mysterious secrets does Dib have in his past? What is the truth about the leaders of Earth? And what's with the puppet show? Find out the answers in this insane fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Demise of Agent Darkbootie by Red Witch reviews
What really happened the night one of the most respected agents of the Swollen Eyeballs died? Find out in this mad fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Everybody Goes To Jail by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the gang ends up in jail? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Battle For The Earth And Other Stuff by Red Witch reviews
Gir steals some of Gaz's things and she must track him down through all sorts of obstacles to make him pay. Meanwhile, Zim and Dib discover the joys of reality TV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
Oh So Tall Yet So Unwise by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple have a conversation while looking over Zim's latest gift.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Attack of Madness by Red Witch reviews
As if Zim didn't have enough distractions taking over the Earth, now he has to deal with a certain strange dog with a big eyeball. It's all Gir's fault.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Counseling Session of Really Evil Stuff by Red Witch reviews
Gaz sees the new skool psychologist. This won't take long...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Gaz - Complete
Average Day of Doom For The Tallest by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what a normal day in the Tallests' lives is like? No? Well you're gonna find out anyway.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Horrible Fate of Hodge by Red Witch reviews
A new student makes the mistake of provoking Zim's wrath.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Zim - Complete
The Evil Insane Mind of Doctor Falkie by Red Witch reviews
Someone finally believes Dib, but is Dib's new ally really his enemy? Will Dib be making a huge mistake trusting him? What do you think?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
It Runs Rampant In The Family by Red Witch reviews
Gaz wonders just how insane and annoying the male members of her family really are.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Doom For Operation Impending Doom by Red Witch reviews
Operation Impending Doom Two isn't going any better than the first one. Three guesses why?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Annoyance Thy Name Is Dib by Red Witch reviews
Dib wonders about Zim's next evil scheme. Gaz wonders why she puts up with Dib in the first place.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Gaz and the Great Social Experiment by Red Witch reviews
Tired of hanging around with Dib and Zim, Gaz decides it might be time to try and make some new friends. Doesn't go well.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Gaz - Complete
The Devestation of A Bake Sale by Red Witch reviews
The behind the scenes machinations of the Skool and one wayward Irken That's not Zim cause more chaos and madness than any foodstuff can handle.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ms. Bitters, Skoodge - Complete
The Dangers of Physicals by Red Witch reviews
Another plan to get rid of Zim, another headache...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Midnight Confessions of Professor Membrane by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what Membrane thinks of his kids? Gaz and Dib find out the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Prof. Membrane, Gaz - Complete
Cake, Ice Cream and Hate by Red Witch reviews
Zim, Gir, Dib and Gaz go to Keef's birthday party. Let the madness begin!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Keef, Zim - Complete
Tea Party of Darkness by Red Witch reviews
When Gaz is in the mood to play games, beware! Alas, Zim learns this fact the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
The Principal Is Powerless by Red Witch reviews
The Principal of the Skool learns the hard way that when it comes to Zim and Dib, parental help isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Just Another Day In The Principal's Office by Red Witch reviews
It's never a good thing when Dib and Zim go to the Principal's office. Especially for the principal.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Earth Calling by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Files Of The Criminally Insane by Invader Johnny reviews
Zim, Dib and Gaz have something in common, they all have committed a crime at least "twice" see their rap sheets if you dare, WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Stink - Complete
The Puppet Master by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Zim is responsible for a lot of damage - but what if it isn't all his fault? Zim is the puppet... now meet the puppet master. COMPLETE! READ IMPORTANT NOTE AT THE END!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - OC, Zim - Complete
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
An Extravaganza of Zimmish Musical Madness! by Nadine reviews
I have written insane Broadway versions of "Bestest Friends", "Game Slave 2", "Rise of the Zitboy", "Tak, The Hideous New Girl", and "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom"! For parodies, I have included MIDI links to the tunes. The Extravaganza is now complete!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,704 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Complete
The Wizard of Ak by Nadine reviews
Poor Dib is stuck in a Wizard of Oz parody, complete with songs! This horrible monstrosity is now complete!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Complete
The Nightmare Begins - The MUSICAL! by Nadine reviews
Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002
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Swap reviews
What if the characters of the series all swapped personalities? How would the series go with a competent GiR that wishes to conquer Earth, a ZiM that wants everybody to be happy, Irkens that want to bring peace to the universe, a paranormal loving Gaz, and a video game loving Dib? Well, it can't be less chaotic then the original series, can it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Little Zim reviews
Parody of the Gravity Falls episode "Little Dipper" When Dib grows an extra millimeter, Zim looks for a way to get taller by magical means. Things go well until an old enemy returns for revenge
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Zim, Dib, Tak, Keef
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