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Joined 12-08-13, id: 5376941, Profile Updated: 12-10-13
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, Mario, and Dr. Seuss series.

Hey I'm pretty new to the fanfic game. A lot of what I want to write is based around conspiracy theories of my own invention in which I reinterpret the plot of classic games in utterly ridiculous and comical ways. If you have any sort of attachment to a particular franchise/game/character and feel offended I'm sorry! Please understand that I'm just as much of a fan as you are, but the way I pay homage to these works of art is through parody and humor, so don't take my writing too seriously!

Favorite Games: Legend of Zelda, Mario, Pokemon, roguelikes, resident evil, ace attorney, fire emblem, any good tactical RPG

>>>Also I'm going to go on record and say that the best 2D platformer ever made was the original Yoshi's Island for the SNES. If you disagree you're wrong :P

Currently playing: Final Fantasy tactics A2, Yoshi's Island DS, spelunky, they bleed pixels, oracle of ages

Currently watching: Sword Art Online, 30 rock

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Discord's Carnival by Lady Mayflower reviews
At bedtime, we bring tales and fables for your greedy hearts. How they end depend on how you play your part; unfortunately, how you played your part has got you here! So keep your hooves and arms and legs and head about you at all times. Come on, come two, come all! You can't help but fall in Discord's carnival...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Pinkie Pie - Complete
72 Hours by HyruleHearts1123 reviews
The moon may be falling, but you've still got work to do...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Complete
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Horton Hears a Whooverville reviews
The Whos on the speck are in a great depression, president Whoover has taught them a very sad lesson...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Paper Mario and the Fire Flower of Imminent Doom reviews
A short story about the implications of fire attacks in a completely paper universe
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Mario, Goombario, Eldstar, Koopa Bros - Complete
A Mother Octorok and Her Clutch reviews
Newly a mother, an octorok cares for her offspring, but a green clad creature from above the surface threatens their lives.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Cold Feet in Cold Space
An alternate take on the James McCloud's original Arwing crew. Is Peppy really who he claims to be?
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Peppy H., Fox M., Pigma D., James M. - Complete
The King of Red Cockblockers reviews
Link and Zelda attempt to have their long awaited date. Unfortunately, Link's only means of transportation is Zelda's father, the King of Red Lions...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Link, Zelda, King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, Ganondorf - Complete