Author has written 7 stories for Tiny Toon Adventures, Wrestling, South Park, and Animaniacs.
Number your 12 favourite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Mickie James
3. Jeff Hardy
4. Shawn Michaels
5. Bret Hart
6. Stone Cold Steve Austin
8. Matt Hardy
9. Sensational Sherri
12. Eddie Guerrero
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No,though it would work nicely.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Absolutely.The hottest person to ever walk this Earth.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would be scientific history,a male pregnancy is not something you see everyday...especially if the one who empragnates you is dead. (R.I.P., Eddie)
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Nope,not one...which is a shame.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lita and Stone Cold?If he was 10 years younger.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
I'd go for 5/10.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Eugene would gasp,cover his eyes and scream at the sight,then open them slightly,look at Eddie,clap his hands and exclaim "I thought you were dead!". (seriously,wtf,why do I keep getting Eddie??)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
I suck at summaries..."Let me treat you like a woman,let me treat you for who you are...because I know you,I feel like I do..."Chyna makes a guest appearance on Smackdown,to visit her old friend,Chris Jericho...but when she catches the eye of a young,timid rebel,things get a little freaky...Will Jeff break the dominant female or will he have to learn to take "No" for an answer?"
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Well,I haven't read any,but I'm sure there is.Actually,I'd be surprised if there isn't.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ok,are you fucking with me??I swear to God,I put the names in randomly.This is impossible...gah...I dunno, "What I saw that day?"
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
Mickie James is the shy new girl,just starting wrestling school under the guidance and training of Shawn Michaels.Convinced she's overweight and on the verge of anorexia,she soon loses all of her friends,except for Shawn,who battles to show her just how beautiful she truly is.Time passes and he slowly falls in love with his protege,who is in a state of her life in which she can not refuse him.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Everyone who reads fanfiction.He's probably the hottest guy on ff.net
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Lita/Shawn/Bret?Well...the Shawn/Bret thing would make sense,somewhat,though I don't see Lita in the mix.Anyway,no,but it'd be interesting. UPDATE on the matter:I found THE best Bret/Shawn fanfic,right here,on this site!Not really a Lita/Shawn/Bret,buuuut quality reading,worth your time AND more.To find it,you can just scroll down my favorites and click on the name "Heart to Hart".This plug was brought to you by your friend,from God knows where country,d0m.Read,read,READ!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uhm...well,we could just watch the porn she's in and find out;but,as I haven't seen it,I'll take a wild guess here,um..."That's JUST how Paul did it back in the day!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Papa Roach-She loves me not",probably a Matt/Lita thing.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Mickie/Stone Cold/Eddie...where do I begin?Fowl language,graphic scenes,violence,alcohol,drugs?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
She kinda did it once.Remember "Well come on,you bad girl...come get your spanking.".
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Okayyy...I SWEAR I did not see the questions before writing down the names,but this is just fucking weird...How would HHH describe Lita/Matt?He probably already did,somewhere.I'm pretty certain he blamed her for everything that happened.
20) How emo is Seven?
I think he's the only person on this Earth who is impossible to turn emo.So a negative 2.
Weirdest survey ever.WANT MORE!
Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..
4. Mr Garrison
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Eh,no...it'd be weird,maybe they could meet in Heaven?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Butters?...Nope,he's cute and all,but not hot.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Stan got Kyle pregnant(which would mean Kyle is secretly female??) Stan'd freak out,Kyle's mom would start a war with the whole Marsh family,it'll become a Romeo and Juliet thing.Style will both freak out too,and consider abortion,but then Stan would hold Kyle tight and tell him that "the right thing to do is to keep the baby" and "it will be alright,because he loves hi-eh her,I guess".Then they kiss and make a family and proceed to have arguments over the baby's religion...
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Nah,Satan gets no love here :(
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sure!...Tweek is used to abuse anyway.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Four/nine...we know Garrison is pedo,but I won't do that to Craig and...I'd love to see him and Satan hook up xD.
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
He'd go "AHHHHH!GAY!YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GAY!!I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!"
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Cartman has always hated Kyle,but does anyone ever wonder when and why it all began?Because Kyle always had the one thing Cartman knew he could never get...and that was Stan Marsh.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
NO...and let it stay that way.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"You never died inside my heart..."(blah how corny >.>') or "I'll always be your angel".
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Mr Garrison doesn't really need a plot,he's openly gay and a pedo...so...>.>''' well..."Kyle has always been considered the smartest boy in class...but one day,that changes,when he gets an "F" on his math test.Things start to get weird and the young boy begins to worry,when his grades drop rapidly on every single assignment he does...is he becoming stupid?Desperate and angry,he confronts his teacher,on the verge of insanity,who just so happens to be giving away free private tutoring and...would be more than likely to help Kyle be the best he can be."
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
No and yes.Everyone likes slash in SP and everything about Satan is slash.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Slash,mature content,fowl language,REALLY TWISTED AND BLOODY.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
"So...if you don't have any laundry for me to clean...I can dirty it up for you..."
You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...
1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". (I mostly write"I am perfection",but still)
10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) You know that Edge is PG-13.
14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.
15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon. (Done that)
16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?" (HELL YEAH!)
17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
19) You lie, cheat, and steal. (RIP Eddie)
20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. (Yeah,I started skyping my gf,then flamed her with texts,and it was 3 in the morning...she wanted to kill me.)
21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV. (DAMN YEAH!I love Shawn)
23) You refer to a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event. (never been to one)
26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho. (Actually,I think of Shawn.How creepy does that make me?)
29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.
30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar. (Tons of em '.)
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.
36) You can name more wrestlers then family members. (Sadly ')
37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7. (Well duh.)
39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling. (Not exactly,all the boys watched wrestling...and the girls thought it was "eww".)
40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is. (Reminds me of how slow time goes by >.>)
41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.
42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.
44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (And why the fuck he cut his hair...I miss his long hair.)
46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (actually,I get that a lot)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.
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