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Joined 12-12-13, id: 5384217, Profile Updated: 07-20-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

My name is Miles Silverstone. Not really, but it kinda rolls off the tongue, so why the hell not?

Anyway, I'm an aspiring writer. Any criticism would be greatly appreciated.

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When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Sintax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,066 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
Unto The Breach by BackslashEcho reviews
With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,891 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/15 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U./Tobi
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,830 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Slider by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
She thought she had the Naruto world all figured out, but as it turns out, predicting the plot was a lot harder when you weren't the only person who got sucked in. "SI?/OC" with some twists.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/3 - Sakura H., OC
Rising Sun by FuMaouChu reviews
The world is different, but events are much the same. Or they would have been, if a bandaged man (who is decidedly not a hero) hadn't interrupted Obito's attempt to extract the Kyuubi from Kushina Uzumaki. Naruto begins his climb to the top of the world from the deepest pits of hell, and only time will tell if he will see the sunrise, or if the coming dusk will smother his flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Naruto U.
The Princess, the Heiress and the Martial Pacifist by Lord Mendasuit reviews
The daughter of a powerful and feared figure, the last heir to an once illustrious clan and a massively strong, usually mild tempered boy with episodes of psychotic rage... perhaps it wasn't the best idea to put them in a team together, even if it sounded good on paper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,214 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
First love by Tuliharja reviews
Each person falls in 'love' first time in their life when they're just children. So did young Uchiha Obito. But his very first crush and 'love' wasn't Rin, but someone else fully. Watch as he falls for no one else than his future sensei's soon-to-be-wife. One-shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25 - Obito U./Tobi, Kushina U. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
dinner for three by Marquise de Nile reviews
Sequel to "on top of the world, alone". Madara's dissatisfaction with the village grows. Also, love is in the air. Madara-centric, HashiMito. Severe case of third-wheeling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Mito U., Hashirama S.] Madara U. - Complete
My Red Plum Blossom by The Smiling Angel reviews
When Senju Hashirama first met his wife-to-be, he put a brave smile on his face and welcomed her. When Uzumaki Mito first saw her husband-to-be, she promptly left in search of another spouse. A series of one-shots and drabbles of their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Hashirama S., Mito U.]
Blonde on Blond by Treeborn Dreamer reviews
A Naru/Ino one-shot about love, training, and a spectacular butt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Art of Negotiation by Sarah1281 reviews
Robb hadn't seemed pleased that two wards, two marriages, and a squire were the price of a simple river crossing. Catelyn hadn't quite known how to tell him that they had gotten off easy given the demands that Walder Frey had started with.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Catelyn T., Walder F. - Complete
Waiting for Rokudaime by Treeborn Dreamer reviews
One-shot about the stresses of having a dear friend as your leader and defender.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] Team Eight - Complete
Time and Again by Mymomomo reviews
Abnormality is my middle name, unfortunately. I'm the freaky, white-haired kid who sees ghosts and talks to stuffed animals. The reincarnation of one of Soul Society's strongest warriors? Yeah, I wouldn't believe it either. Reincarnation had been nothing more than a theory, but it didn't even begin to explain why there was a dead Shinigami living in my head.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 224,515 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
The Art of Shipping by Riya3 reviews
'"I don't know," Sasuke told him. "I just sit here hating the world and the fangirls flock to me."' In which this writer takes shipping to a whole new level by attempting to write every Naruto ship ever. Complete and utter parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
We're Not Talking About Batman, Are We? by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 204 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,041 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
The Many Deaths of Uchiha Itachi by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A re-post! Culled for offensive language in summary! Much like a prison train, Uchiha Itachi meets ignoble fates, again and again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Summer Grass by laurelsblue reviews
There are many misconceptions about her. 20 Truths about Fuu, the Nanabi Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Fū - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yakuza by Kasek reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Five Ways The Massacre Didn't Happen by laurelsblue reviews
1st- Black Widow. Mikoto should never be underestimated when it comes to her sons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Mikoto U.
Invisible Scars by laurelsblue reviews
Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 458 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Tourniquet by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Recycling by yasuhei reviews
[Oneshot] The world moved on while Sasuke slept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Acting Out by Sunfreak reviews
Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2003
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Little Brother reviews
Itachi's final thoughts. A poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only One End reviews
Because after all that has happened, there really is only one way all of this can end. In which Naruto and Sasuke clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete