DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

Castiel Novak is a genius wedding dress consultant sought by brides from all over the country. He's gay. Dean Winchester is the CEO of Motor Mojo, a chain of auto repair shops. He's bi. While on a job, Cas meets Jo Harvelle, a bride-to-be struggling to choose a dress, and her best friend Dean. Sparks fly between the men, but there's one problem: Cas thinks Dean is Jo's fiancé. AU

River has a certain habit she does around her husband. What happens when this time, her husband isn't the only one affected? Includes Amy, Rory, Martha, Donna, Jack, Canton, Mickey, and Rose. Rated T for the premise itself, as well as insinuations. One- shot, though universe may grow.

Sam's overtired from their latest hunt and he finally can't take Dean and Castiel staring at each other like they're having sex with their eyes anymore. He kinda, sorta accidentally says something that may or may not make Dean turn beet red and flustered and fidgety as all hell. Sam's amused. Dean's embarrassed. Cas is... well, he's Cas. -Destiel OS, rated for language and content.

Kind of a follow-up to Significant Others. Two chapters. Kate gets sick.

Bela leaves her apartment to indulge in some fries and burgers where she runs into someone she didn't expect...

Sirius is upset that James has been spending so much time with Lily. Luckily, his werewolf lover is there to cheer him up. A dialogue fic filled with too many innuendoes and mentions of cross-dressing to be healthy. SiriusRemus slash.

The Marauders are planning a prank and McGonagall is about to find out. Sirius does the first action he thinks of, which happens to be one of his favourites, to keep them out of detention. James says it's brilliant, but Remus isn't too pleased. SBRL slash

I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.

Human Au: Cas doesn't understand the attractive properties of a frozen dairy beverage on young males.

The story of how Castle and Beckett get totally busted by literally every person they know.

If this was what really being in love felt like Kate wasn't sure she was going to survive it. Not like this was news, but obviously something was seriously wrong with her. Winner of FanFic: Best Humor in the 2012 Castle Fan Awards

noun; clever or subtle repartee; verbal wit. One shot. Complete.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.

alternate universe. in which kate beckett works in private security and serena kaye is an art thief. let the games begin.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

They thought this was his most remarkable dedication yet. But he didn't write it for them. He wrote it for her, and she would be the only one who'd never get to see it. One-shot, terribly sad, spoilers, major character death. But... give it a chance.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Daria/Jane 'femslash' oneshot - A realistic attempt at the pairing. Jane writes Daria a letter to express her muted feelings. She decides against giving it to her, and hides it badly. The pair sort through the situation with as much enthusiasm as usual.

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

Beckett is jealous. Castle wants to play a game. This could be dangerous.

I'm sexy. And brilliant. I understand it all...except this. I love being near him, but however close I am isn't enough. I've never felt this way, though HE is different, so it makes sense I feel different about him. 'James, is it wrong that I want Moony'

It's a rather large step from “I don't like him” to “I need this man to tear all my clothes off.” My take on how Zoe and Wash got from point A to point B.

Five games Sam and Dean play on the road to keep themselves awake and sane. What, you thought the scenery along those thousands of miles of highway was going to keep the boys entertained?

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.