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Author has written 8 stories for Dark Souls.

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If you ever need someone to review your work before or after posting it, let me know. I normally read all of the fictions posted up in the Dark Souls section of FanFiction, crossovers included, but I don't normally leave reviews on everything. In case you want to review my work, I welcome all feedback both positive and negative. If you ever need advice, want someone to join your Steam group, or just want to chat then please feel free to hit me up. I check my PM box daily and return messages in a timely manner.

"You can't win unless you learn how to loose." - Kareem Abdul Jabar

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Age: 22

Sex: Male

Location: TX

Hobbies: reading, writing, physical training, martial arts, and gaming among others.

Favorite books / series: Redwall - Brian Jacques. The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher.

Favorite Video Games / Series: I write Fiction based on Souls games. Come on!

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11 Essential Herbs and Spices by Akashic Records reviews
Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 7/25 - OC, Shanalotte
The Origins of Artorias by EScraper reviews
An interpretation of the Origins of one of the franchises most beloved heroes.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,746 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran
Faded Embers by Leider Hosen reviews
As the legends foretell, the end of the Age of Fire draws near, and it is the duty of the Ashen One to serve as a vessel for souls, traversing the deadly lands of Lothric and returning the Lords of Cinder to their thrones. This is not that story. [AU]
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 5/17
The Origin of Dreams by Ashen Souffle reviews
"The next time you dream, give some thought." After a group of Byrgenwerth scholars led by enigmatic student Laurence discover a forbidden miracle inside ancient catacombs, the city of Yharnam - and all of their own lives - will change forever.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/1 - [Gehrman, Maria] Willem, Laurence - Complete
Before the Fall by IronArmy reviews
A look into the time before the first Dark Souls game, focused on Gwyn's knights. There are also a few OCs in this story, but they aren't really the focus. I hope you enjoy. I'll be keeping the rating as T unless someone can convince me otherwise.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran
Ancestral Ties by ZDragonLord reviews
A cast out knight creates a bond with a very unexpected group of fellow undead. Their adventure will be rough, but a mysterious adventurer might just be the key to success. Secrets of the past as well as the future await around every corner. Deep bloodlines run throughout Lordran and beyond, where might the group of Undead's lead? *Playthrough style with a more realistic spin*
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Cleric, Hunter, Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker
It's a Holly Jolly Very Merry Bloodborne Christmas! by Leider Hosen reviews
Overlapping stories of the most wonderful time of the year in scenic Yharnum. Will Gehrman be Reunited with his Waifu? Will Ludwig ever be accepted for the classy gentlemen he knows he is? Will Djura ever drop the Bass Cannon? Will Robert's family learn to love? Find out by readin and shit.
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2015
Tales From Beside a Dying Bonfire by Ashen Souffle reviews
Join with me tonight my fellow hollows as we roast chestnuts around the dying embers of a Christmas bonfire. Because it's the Christmas special, of course there's gratuitous swearing and sex jokes - but a moral message too! I swear!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
The Age of Fire by LAST HORSEMAN reviews
Stories, tales, myths, legends. Passed by word of mouth for centuries, with the exceptional few documented on paper. These are that exceptional few, the heroes imitated by children and the villains whose deeds still make humans shudder all these years later. The yarns of Lordran, told as they truly happened.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran
Ties That Bind by Gutter Dreams reviews
Covenants aren't the only things that weave worlds together, but a journey through pacts could do one some good. [A Dark Souls II story]
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,753 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014
Dark Souls: Radiant as the Sun by Original Heartless reviews
"SOLAIRE!", she cried out in desperation. In that fleeting moment. I understood. I knew who I was. I was not simply a foolish knight seeking a ball of flame in the sky. No. I sought clarity. I searched for a light in the darkness, a candle in a cave, a sun. I realized: I found it. She is my Sun. My love.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
Lost in the dark by Varbos reviews
A young swordsman is dragged into another world, will he survive?
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014
The Denizens of Darkness by Ashen Souffle reviews
In a futuristic, steampunk-ed Lordran, darkness has fallen across the land. The last citizens - the denizens of this darkness - have only one hope to stave away the oncoming doom of the whole world. The DSS, or Dark Souls Society, is that one hope. Those poor fuckers.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014
Dark Lols by Ashen Souffle reviews
Rated Teen for swearing, ganking and the Legend. A new comedy anthology based in the fundamentally-unfunny, controller-breaking world of Dark Souls. Whether it be interviews with famous NPCs, bosses or online scrubs, this series has it all! Warning: Contains Very Bad Humour
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Dark Lols II by Ashen Souffle reviews
The anthology of absurdity returns to claim your soul. An unforgettable journey awaits you in this piss-taking world where each dark corner and unexpected encounter will test your level of anal protection. Afflicted by the ancient curse of the butt-ugly, you will confront your own fears to emerge destroyed in every way imaginable. Rated T for immaturity, and dark (souls) themes.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014
The Demon by Mason Tims reviews
Some evil should never be. And some evil will never die. Written for Halloween
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014
Cross Dimensional Tournament of Gods! by Leider Hosen reviews
The Awkward moment when you eat your dessert first... (Now in Engrish!)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Derp Souls: Tale Of The Chosen (HIATUS) by OmegaKhaos reviews
A more humorous look at Dark Souls. This is the tale of the Chosen Undead who will succeed Gwyn and rekindle the flame, or extinguish it forever. Rated T for Bad Words, Violence, and somewhat Crude Humor. Rating may go up later. Thanks to FishSlayer for cover image. As late as this update is (1/15/2016) I am putting this story on hiatus for reasons of a possible revamp.)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora, OC
You by Alone in the blight reviews
Also known as Riddle Souls; where you have to guess who am i talking about. Blight is Back! :D
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Complete
Our Dark Thoughts by Alone in the blight reviews
From the ashes...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 43,003 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014
Dark thoughts by Alone in the blight reviews
A collection of *mostly* incoherent rambling and ideas in regards to our beloved dark souls universe. so come , undeads and hollows, gather around our virtual kindled bonfire and enjoy the tales!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,226 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013
The Deadliest Soul by Leider Hosen reviews
This is [not] a ripoff of deadliest warrior :3
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014
The Meeting of Minds 2:Electric Boogaloo by EScraper reviews
Here We Go Again...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014
The Looking Glass by Paragonstein reviews
The Mirror Knight waits in an eternity for his King to return. He wields a mirror by an unknown craftsman, and utilises its power in his task to guard the King's Passage. However, looking into a mirror is not unlike looking into the pits of Great Dark: it always looks back.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014
Ciaran of the Abyss by Tokyo Express reviews
Artorias wasn't the only one.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Artorias the Abysswalker, Ciaran
The King of Ruin by Leider Hosen reviews
Questline concept for Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Unexpected events within an Endless Cycle by eiiiinsturzen reviews
A Chosen Undead is about to leave the Undead Asylum until something unexpected happens...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Warrior, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim
Battles of Dark Souls by Paragonstein reviews
In Dark Souls, you start thinking a while about "OH! What if those two faced off!" Or "EEEEH, FANGIRLISM WHAT IF THAT GUY FOUGHT THAT GUY EEEEEH!" Or something. Now, what if those battles were to happen? In this story they might.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
Hazlo por ella by Allen Lex Hughes reviews
¿Qué tan lejos puede llegar un hombre para proteger aquello que ama? Es capaz de dejar todo de lado, sólo para hacer feliz a la mujer que juró proteger. Dos caballeros comparten una misma misión, y el destino los unirá en ella.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
The Annual Day of Hearts by DarkAssassin21 reviews
Venture into the game's bosses and NPC's have one last major holiday together before Dark Souls 2 arrives!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Happy Soulentine! by The Holt reviews
Anor Londo's Annual Soulentine Banquet is being held, but will Smough get a Soulentine? One-Shot for Alone in the Blight's valentine event, thanks for letting me be involved!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014
Lonely No Longer by CaptainSummers15 reviews
For the Lonely Undead, his life is about to change for the better. But as we all know, everything in Lordran that is going well, will soon go to hell.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
A Pilgrimage for Two by AugustinianFrog reviews
She probably got picked up at the wrong asylum and he's definitely not normal either. The prophecy from Astora is not very picky with its candidates. Contributed for the Valentines Day event as credited to Alone in the Blight
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014
The Legends of Lordran and Beyond- Part 1 by The Holt reviews
Have you ever wondered what some characters were doing before you met them and how they got into their situation? Of course you have! These are the stories of before you meet specific characters and bosses, while following the story of Haltheim the Pyromancer and Oscar of Astora!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Pyromancer, Oscar, Knight of Astora
The Meeting of Minds by EScraper reviews
Sick of the Chosen Undead terrorizing them for nearly three years, the bosses and npcs of Lordran have gathered to discuss and share their own stories, and think of a plan to deal with the chosen Undead. Permanently. (T for swearing)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
Reah's Prayer by Eric128971 reviews
Once again, the Great Constellation has aligned. It is the holiest of Thorolund's holidays: a time to be spent with family. Reah contemplates the significance of this day during her final hours in the Tomb of the Giants. Something that I wrote on the plane to visit family. Merry Soulmas!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Vince of Thorolund, Rhea of Thorolund - Complete
Without the Sun by 2313021 reviews
Lord Gwyn is gone, burning in the Kiln of the First Flame, but his subjects must live on as Darkness slowly washes the Sunlight from Lordran.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012
Héroe by KeyKnows reviews
Había rezado sin saber con certeza a qué dioses debía dirigirse. Pero había rezado como sólo un espíritu miserable como el suyo podría. En cuanto salió del recinto que consideraba sagrado supo que sus plegarías habían sido escuchadas.
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Old Soul by The Extreme Piercing reviews
More than once, Quelana wondered whether Nemeta was a trick played upon her by the Flames of Chaos, a beguiling, infuriating illusion that would lure her to oblivion. Femslash.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,594 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quelaana of Izalith - Complete
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Savior reviews
"Find the flame, save your kind." This was the only guidance Jeigh was given before he journeyed to the unfamiliar land of Lothric. He was ready to face all sorts of challenges during his adventure. But nothing could prepare him for what fate had planned for him. (OC / First Person)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/27
Savior Poem
Just a little warm up before we delve into "Savior" once again. Continuous Haiku (5-7-5 5-7-5). Reads left to right, top to bottom and bottom to top.
Dark Souls - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 7/30
Setting the Stage reviews
"The one who wins is the one who decides how history is written, but if you erase the winner then you erase history. Then you become the writer." - The Fallen Sir Sagramar / Rated (T) for blood, violence, gore. OC, Dark Souls II.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2015
Situation Dark reviews
A group of young men have awoken on the USS Shield, a massive self sustaining arc that houses what remains of the United States. After undergoing an advanced experiment and going through rigorous training will they be able to take back a world brimming with hollows? I don't think so.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014
50 Shades of Souls reviews
Sit back and enjoy as many different types of Souls players step forth and introduce themselves!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
A Valuable Lesson reviews
Curiosity is one of our greatest strengths, it forces us to find answers to the toughest questions. But because of this, it is one of our more destructive weaknesses.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
Souls reviews
This story follows the journey of several undead, as they struggle with their inner selves, their sanity, and hollowfication. - Complete
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
Tears of the Cursed reviews
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! This really short story is part of the community Valentine's Day event hosted by Alone in the Blight! Stay classy, Dark Souls community.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
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