Mr Selfish
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Joined 12-13-13, id: 5384714, Profile Updated: 07-04-18
Author has written 9 stories for Dark Souls, and Dungeons and Dragons.

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About me:

Age: 24

Sex: Male

Location: USA

Hobbies: reading, writing, physical training, martial arts, and gaming among others.

Favorite Books / Series: Redwall - Brian Jacques. The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher. The Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson.

Favorite Games / Series: Diablo, Dark Souls, Dungeons and Dragons, and Destiny. The four D's.

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Before the Fall by IronArmy reviews
A look into the time before the first Dark Souls game, focused on Gwyn's knights. There are also a few OCs in this story, but they aren't really the focus. I hope you enjoy. I'll be keeping the rating as T unless someone can convince me otherwise.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,383 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran
Astora Fallen by FishSlayer reviews
Calamity claims Astora in the form of a dark, abhorrent beast. A pair of low-born siblings migrate to ancient Lordran following the destruction, memories compromised and lacking direction. While a grand plot takes place in the wreckage that was once the home of the Gods, the siblings do their best to avoid being swept along by the currents. A collaborative project with Mr. Selfish.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora, Rhea of Thorolund, OC
Respect the Night by FishSlayer reviews
The Maiden Rhea and her retinue from the Church of Thorolund arrive in Lordran on a mission that will lead them directly into the depths of the Gravelord's Tomb. With the interference of an odd Undead Knight from the East, they begin to unearth certain unpleasant revelations concerning the Faith, all while doing what they can to stave off the curse and retain their sanity. F/F
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Rhea of Thorolund, OC] Solaire of Astora, Petrus of Thorolund
Dark Seas by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
Join me on this most bizarre of voyages as I lay out my concept for a Dark Souls-style game about pirates, curses and the dawn of the new world. Inspired by 'The King of Ruin' and 'Daughters of the Abyss' by Leider Hosen. Rated K because I want your imagination to do a lot of the work.
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 8/15/2016
Dark Souls: Radiant as the Sun by Wizard Pikachu reviews
"SOLAIRE!", she cried out in desperation. In that fleeting moment. I understood. I knew who I was. I was not simply a foolish knight seeking a ball of flame in the sky. No. I sought clarity. I searched for a light in the darkness, a candle in a cave, a sun. I realized: I found it. She is my Sun. My love.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
The Origins of Artorias by E.Scraper reviews
An interpretation of the Origins of one of the franchises most beloved heroes. Non-canon with inspiration from the lore of Dark Souls 1.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,064 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran - Complete
11 Essential Herbs and Spices by Akashic Records reviews
Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 201,824 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - OC, Shanalotte - Complete
Ancestral Ties by ZDragonLord reviews
A cast out knight creates a bond with a very unexpected group of fellow undead. Their adventure will be rough, but a mysterious adventurer might just be the key to success. Secrets of the past as well as the future await around every corner. Deep bloodlines run throughout Lordran and beyond, where might the group of Undead's lead? *Playthrough style with a more realistic spin*
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,322 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Cleric, Hunter, Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker
Faded Embers by Leider Hosen reviews
As the legends foretell, the end of the Age of Fire draws near, and it is the duty of the Ashen One to serve as a vessel for souls, traversing the deadly lands of Lothric and returning the Lords of Cinder to their thrones. This is not that story. [AU]
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016
The Origin of Dreams by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
"The next time you dream, give some thought." After a group of Byrgenwerth scholars led by enigmatic student Laurence discover a forbidden miracle inside ancient catacombs, the city of Yharnam - and all of their own lives - will change forever.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,535 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Gehrman, Maria] Willem, Laurence - Complete
It's a Holly Jolly Very Merry Bloodborne Christmas! by Leider Hosen reviews
Overlapping stories of the most wonderful time of the year in scenic Yharnum. Will Gehrman be Reunited with his Waifu? Will Ludwig ever be accepted for the classy gentlemen he knows he is? Will Djura ever drop the Bass Cannon? Will Robert's family learn to love? Find out by readin and shit.
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2015
Tales From Beside a Dying Bonfire by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
Join with me tonight my fellow hollows as we roast chestnuts around the dying embers of a Christmas bonfire. Because it's the Christmas special, of course there's gratuitous swearing and sex jokes - but a moral message too! I swear!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Ties That Bind by Gutter Dreams reviews
Covenants aren't the only things that weave worlds together, but a journey through pacts could do one some good. [A Dark Souls II story]
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014
Lost in the dark by Varbos reviews
A young swordsman is dragged into another world, will he survive?
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014
The Denizens of Darkness by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
In a futuristic, steampunk-ed Lordran, darkness has fallen across the land. The last citizens - the denizens of this darkness - have only one hope to stave away the oncoming doom of the whole world. The DSS, or Dark Souls Society, is that one hope. Those poor fuckers.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014
Dark Lols by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
Rated Teen for swearing, ganking and the Legend. A new comedy anthology based in the fundamentally-unfunny, controller-breaking world of Dark Souls. Whether it be interviews with famous NPCs, bosses or online scrubs, this series has it all! Warning: Contains Very Bad Humour
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Dark Lols II by ASouffleToServeTwo reviews
The anthology of absurdity returns to claim your soul. An unforgettable journey awaits you in this piss-taking world where each dark corner and unexpected encounter will test your level of anal protection. Afflicted by the ancient curse of the butt-ugly, you will confront your own fears to emerge destroyed in every way imaginable. Rated T for immaturity, and dark (souls) themes.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014
The Demon by Mason Tims reviews
Some evil should never be. And some evil will never die. Written for Halloween
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014
Cross Dimensional Tournament of Gods! by Leider Hosen reviews
The Awkward moment when you eat your dessert first... (Now in Engrish!)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Derp Souls: Tale Of The Chosen (HIATUS) by OmegaKhaos reviews
A more humorous look at Dark Souls. This is the tale of the Chosen Undead who will succeed Gwyn and rekindle the flame, or extinguish it forever. Rated T for Bad Words, Violence, and somewhat Crude Humor. Rating may go up later. Thanks to FishSlayer for cover image. As late as this update is (1/15/2016) I am putting this story on hiatus for reasons of a possible revamp.)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora, OC
You by Alone in the blight reviews
Also known as Riddle Souls; where you have to guess who am i talking about. Blight is Back! :D
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Complete
Our Dark Thoughts by Alone in the blight reviews
From the ashes...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 43,003 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014
Dark thoughts by Alone in the blight reviews
A collection of *mostly* incoherent rambling and ideas in regards to our beloved dark souls universe. so come , undeads and hollows, gather around our virtual kindled bonfire and enjoy the tales!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,226 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013
The Deadliest Soul by Leider Hosen reviews
This is [not] a ripoff of deadliest warrior :3
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014
The Looking Glass by ParagonOlies reviews
The Mirror Knight waits in an eternity for his King to return. He wields a mirror by an unknown craftsman, and utilises its power in his task to guard the King's Passage. However, looking into a mirror is not unlike looking into the pits of Great Dark: it always looks back.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014
Ciaran of the Abyss by Tokyo Express reviews
Artorias wasn't the only one.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Artorias the Abysswalker, Ciaran
The King of Ruin by Leider Hosen reviews
Questline concept for Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Unexpected events within an Endless Cycle by eiiiinsturzen reviews
A Chosen Undead is about to leave the Undead Asylum until something unexpected happens...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Warrior, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim
Battles of Dark Souls by ParagonOlies reviews
In Dark Souls, you start thinking a while about "OH! What if those two faced off!" Or "EEEEH, FANGIRLISM WHAT IF THAT GUY FOUGHT THAT GUY EEEEEH!" Or something. Now, what if those battles were to happen? In this story they might.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
Hazlo por ella by Allen Lex Hughes reviews
¿Qué tan lejos puede llegar un hombre para proteger aquello que ama? Es capaz de dejar todo de lado, sólo para hacer feliz a la mujer que juró proteger. Dos caballeros comparten una misma misión, y el destino los unirá en ella.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
The Annual Day of Hearts by DarkAssassin21 reviews
Venture into the game's bosses and NPC's have one last major holiday together before Dark Souls 2 arrives!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Happy Soulentine! by The Holt reviews
Anor Londo's Annual Soulentine Banquet is being held, but will Smough get a Soulentine? One-Shot for Alone in the Blight's valentine event, thanks for letting me be involved!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014
Lonely No Longer by CaptainSummers15 reviews
For the Lonely Undead, his life is about to change for the better. But as we all know, everything in Lordran that is going well, will soon go to hell.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
A Pilgrimage for Two by AugustinianFrog reviews
She probably got picked up at the wrong asylum and he's definitely not normal either. The prophecy from Astora is not very picky with its candidates. Contributed for the Valentines Day event as credited to Alone in the Blight
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014
The Legends of Lordran and Beyond- Part 1 by The Holt reviews
Have you ever wondered what some characters were doing before you met them and how they got into their situation? Of course you have! These are the stories of before you meet specific characters and bosses, while following the story of Haltheim the Pyromancer and Oscar of Astora!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Pyromancer, Oscar, Knight of Astora
Reah's Prayer by Eric128971 reviews
Once again, the Great Constellation has aligned. It is the holiest of Thorolund's holidays: a time to be spent with family. Reah contemplates the significance of this day during her final hours in the Tomb of the Giants. Something that I wrote on the plane to visit family. Merry Soulmas!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Vince of Thorolund, Rhea of Thorolund - Complete
Héroe by KeyKnows reviews
Había rezado sin saber con certeza a qué dioses debía dirigirse. Pero había rezado como sólo un espíritu miserable como el suyo podría. En cuanto salió del recinto que consideraba sagrado supo que sus plegarías habían sido escuchadas.
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Old Soul by DunningKrugerExplainsAll reviews
More than once, Quelana wondered whether Nemeta was a trick played upon her by the Flames of Chaos, a beguiling, infuriating illusion that would lure her to oblivion. Femslash.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,594 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quelaana of Izalith - Complete
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Tyr Falls
Strange things are happening in the waters of the Trackless Sea and along the towns of the Sword Coast. While brave heroes deal with the Cult of the Dragon, responsibility is given to up and comers like Gael (OC), to investigate mysterious disappearances and sightings of long-forgotten creatures.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Published: 7/4/2018
Savior reviews
"Find the flame, save your kind." This was the only guidance Jeigh was given before he journeyed to the unfamiliar land of Lothric. He was ready to face all sorts of challenges during his adventure. But nothing could prepare him for what fate had planned for him. (OC / First Person)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016
Savior Poem
Just a little warm up before we delve into "Savior" once again. Continuous Haiku (5-7-5 5-7-5). Reads left to right, top to bottom and bottom to top.
Dark Souls - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 7/30/2016
Setting the Stage reviews
"The one who wins is the one who decides how history is written, but if you erase the winner then you erase history. Then you become the writer." - The Fallen Sir Sagramar / Rated (T) for blood, violence, gore. OC, Dark Souls II.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2015
Situation Dark reviews
A group of young men have awoken on the USS Shield, a massive self sustaining arc that houses what remains of the United States. After undergoing an advanced experiment and going through rigorous training will they be able to take back a world brimming with hollows? I don't think so.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014
50 Shades of Souls reviews
Sit back and enjoy as many different types of Souls players step forth and introduce themselves!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
A Valuable Lesson reviews
Curiosity is one of our greatest strengths, it forces us to find answers to the toughest questions. But because of this, it is one of our more destructive weaknesses.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
Souls reviews
This story follows the journey of several undead, as they struggle with their inner selves, their sanity, and hollowfication. - Complete
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
Tears of the Cursed reviews
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! This really short story is part of the community Valentine's Day event hosted by Alone in the Blight! Stay classy, Dark Souls community.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
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