Author has written 12 stories for Gravity Falls, Minecraft, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, and Warriors.
I'm a girl, by the way.
Budding teuthologist and/or youtuber.
Unicorn Blood is not being continued until I have thought it through more. Sorry.
AND IF I WERE THE KING OF THE OCEAN, I WOULD CRUSH HU-MANITY
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are mad about Gravity Falls not coming out with another episode yet copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy this on your profile
If by any chance you have Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) copy and paste this on your file.
If you think Oreos are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.
chanting* Dragons, dragons, DRAGONS
D* put this
R* on your
E* page if you
A* prefer your
S* over reality
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile
You know you've watched two much Gravity Falls when
-You go into the forest hoping to find a gemlioblin
-You look for a book with a six fingered hand and a number on it
-You put to much glitter on things
-YOU MUST HAVE A PIG
-THE PIGS NAME MUST BE WADDLES
-(For girls only) you get crushes on random guys and tell them that you love turtles
-(For boys only) you get a rush on a redhead three years older than you
-You think that we are the lesser for not rolling around in our own filth
-it's on your bucket list to punch a pteradactil in the face
-AMULETS MUST BE FOUND
-You think you're voice cracks to much
And that's all I got for now
If you wish some scientist would HURRY UP and create a portal to Gravity Falls, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. I'm mostly the third. :3
I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?"
If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. And when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Warriors Fan Oath:
I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.
I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.
I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.
I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.
Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.
I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.
Yeah, I didn't do this.
Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors! Go Warriors!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
"When all else fails, blow it up."
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you do research for no other reason but to fulfill curiosity, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you had a different eye color, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
Okay, I just got a pet rock, and here's how to take care of it:
Your pet rock and you.
Your pet rock will be a devoted friend and companion for many years to come. Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part-at least not on your pet rock's account. Once you have transcended the awkward training stage your rock will mature into a faithful, obedient, loving pet with but one purpose in life-to be at your side when you want it to, and to go lie down when you don't.
A pet rock is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals. When you own a pet rock you haver have problems with leash law violations, you'll never have to clean up nasty messes, and your pet will haver keep you and the neighbors awake at night. Pet rocks are welcome anywhere!
It is essential that your pet rock learn this command. A rock that doesn't come when it's called will cause its owner endless embarassment. To teach the command COME, place your rock on the floor or ground and take a few steps backward. Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock. Now, with firm authority, say COME PEDRA. (If you have not named your rock Pedra you may wish to say something else.) Repeat the command, COME PEDRA.
Assuming your rock is normal, it will probably now respond.
Bending over from the waits, face your rock, clap your hands, and let your face light up as you cay, COME PEDRA, C'MON FELLA, HERE GIRL, and stuff like that. Now, start walking slowly towards your rock. Incredibly, as you walk toward your rock, you will notice that it actually is coming closer. This means your pet rock is learning to command, COME.
Praise your rock and give it a pat of approval.
The next command to teach your rock is STAY. It is very important that your pet rock learn this command as it is dosconcerting to have a rock that will wander around while you are shopping for groceries or having your hair done.
Return to your training area and set your rock upon the floor or ground. Look at your rock intently, like you really mean business, and give the command, STAY. Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.
Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock. If your rock should move, and this is highly unlikely, shout the command while gesturing dramatically with the palm of your outstretched hand. In no time at all your pet rock will be responding to this obedience command each and every time. With further patience you can train your rock to STAY by using only the hand signals.
This is not a difficult command to teach a pet rock as most rocks spend the bulk of their time sitting around anyways. However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.
Place your rock in its training area and give the command, SIT. Many rocks will attempt to deceive you by lying down, thinking that you won't know the difference. This should not be encouraged! If you say, SIT, then your rock should sit, and that's all there is to it.
Here is a simple method to ensure your pet rock always obeys your commands:
Repeat the order, SIT, and slowly walk away from your rock. Now, hide in another room and, from time to time, peek in on your rock to make sure it hasn't moved. If it lies down, when it should be sitting, storm into the room and shout, BAD ROCK, BAD ROCK! Your pet rock will know it has displeased you and will return to the sitting position. It will also know who's the boss!
Once your pet rock learns the command, SIT, add the command, STAY. Your rock will now remain sitting until further notice.
It would be cruel to leave your rock in the sitting position forever. Therefore, it is necessary that you teach it the command, DOWN. After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax. It is also nice, when you have house guests, to own a pet rock that will lie, unobtrusively and lovingly, at your feet.
Teaching the command, DOWN, is best accomplished in conjunction with the command, SIT. After your pet rock has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN. If you've made a big fuss about your rock sitting properly it may be reluctant to move. Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt. It won't take long before your rock understands what you want it to do. DOWN is another of the training commands that most rocks respond to with a minimum of teaching. It is in a pet rock's nature that it learns to get down so easily.
Praise your rock and give it a gently, reassuring hug.
You're a little confused if you think a pet rock can be taught to STAND. A rock has no feet.
It is extremely unusual to see a rock strolling around unaccompanied. There's a very good reason for this. Most pet rock owners have had the patience and good judgment to teach the command, HEEL.
To teach your pet rock to HEEL, simply follow these easy steps. First, place your pet rock on the floor or ground directly behind your right heel. Next, give the command, HEEL, and stand aboslutely still. Slowly, without moving your feet, turn and look down at your rock. You will be both pleased and amazed to see it is still there, right where you want it to be, directly behind your right heel. Your pet rock has learned the command.
Praise your rock.
Few pets are more anxious to please their masters than are pet rocks. It is surprisingly easy to teach your rock cute little tricks that will entertain you and your friends for hours.
Your pet rock will learn this trick the very first time you give it a lesson. That statement may be hard to believe but it is, nevertheless, quite true.
The best place to teach your pet rock to ROLL OVER is on the side of a hill. Place your rock on the ground at the top of a hill and give the command, ROLL OVER. Now, let go of your rock. It's that simple!
Your rock will roll end-over-end and will not stop until it tires of the game. Pet rocks usually get tired of the game when they reach the bottom of the hill. Follow your rock and praise it profusely. This praise will make your pet rock very happy and it will repeat the trick as soon as you return it to the top of the hill.
You will tire of this trick long before your pet rock does.
Your pet rock will take to this trick like a duck takes to water. It is one of the most entertaining tricks a rock can learn, and a trick that is sure to get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your friends.
Take your pet rock to its training area and, when you have its undivided attention, give the command, PLAY DEAD. If your rock is like most rocks it will not have to be told more than once. Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has set in, and will remain in this posture until you give a different command.
Rocks enjoy this trick so much that often, when you're not even looking, they'll actually practice it on their own. It's not unusual to walk into a room and see a pet rock playing dead.
Don't be ridiculous. You can't teach a rock to shake hands.
To teach your pet rock to FETCH, throw a stick or a ball as far as you can. Next, throw your pet rock as far as you can. Rarely, if ever, will your pet rock return with the object, but that's the way it goes.
A rock is a loyal, devoted pet that can easily be trained to protect you and your family. Woe be to the burglar or prowler who ventures into the home guarded by a pet rock-or the mugger who attempts to accost a pet rock's master.
There are two basic attack methods to teach your pet rock.
1.) Long Distance Attacks
2.) Close Range Attacks
Long Distance Attacks.
In those instances when your adversary is at a distance (such as when a bully kicks sand in your face on the beach and keeps on running), your pet rock will respond to the challenge instantly and effectively in assuring that it never happens again. First, wipe the sand from your eyes. Next pick up your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK!, and throw your rock at the bully with all your might. This method of protection is sure-fire and results are guaranteed, although you may want to practice your aim before attempting this maneuver.
Close Range Attacks.
If you are threateded at close range always use the Close Range Attack Method; it is the ultimate form of personal protection. The element of surprise enters into this attack method, thereby making it doubly effective.
When the adversary approaches within arm's length and demands all your money, credit cards, and other valuables follow these easy steps:
Reach into your pocket or purse as though you were going to comply with the mugger's demands. Extract your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK. And bash the mugger's head in.
Pet rocks really seem to enjoy this exercise and, in most cases, come away from the attack little the worse for wear.
Owners of Attack Trained pet rocks have a responsibility to society to use their dangerous pets for protection only, and not for instigating trouble of any kind.
As the owner of a pet rock you have assumed a responsibility to love and care for this new addition to your family. If your rock should misbehave, be patient.If it should cause your problems, be forgiving. Under no circumstances should you turn your pet rock loose. The world is already overcrowded with discarded, unwanted rocks, and millions must be destroyed each year. These poor, unfortunate rocks meet brutal ends in roadbeds, cement mixers, or as land fill. Don't allow your pet rock to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble. Remember; if you take care of your pet rock, your pet rock will take care of you.
If you used this to train your pet rock, or this encouraged you to adopt a rock, copy it and add your name- Qille, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines and Copper (my peacock copper rock), Ender Falls
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Some people deserve a high-five... in the face... with a steel chair... attached to a car...
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and watch the world wonder how in the world you did it.
I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Pretty accurate... except for the fact that I'm not attractive in either personality or body, and serving others sucks.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain. (I don't like being in the rain, but it's relaxing to listen too.)
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Apparently, my element is dark. I like it, this was fun.
Empress Tansy (23)
Midnight Crew (16)
The Last Moongazer (11)
|Focus:||General: All Categories|