Ender falls on Squidlox
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-14-13, id: 5385882, Profile Updated: 06-18-16
Author has written 12 stories for Gravity Falls, Minecraft, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, and Warriors.

I'm a girl, by the way.

Budding teuthologist and/or youtuber.

Unicorn Blood is not being continued until I have thought it through more. Sorry.

AND IF I WERE THE KING OF THE OCEAN, I WOULD CRUSH HU-MANITY

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are mad about Gravity Falls not coming out with another episode yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this on your profile

If by any chance you have Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) copy and paste this on your file.

If you think Oreos are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.

chanting* Dragons, dragons, DRAGONS

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

You know you've watched two much Gravity Falls when

-You go into the forest hoping to find a gemlioblin

-You look for a book with a six fingered hand and a number on it

-You put to much glitter on things

-YOU MUST HAVE A PIG

-THE PIGS NAME MUST BE WADDLES

-(For girls only) you get crushes on random guys and tell them that you love turtles

-(For boys only) you get a rush on a redhead three years older than you

-You think that we are the lesser for not rolling around in our own filth

-it's on your bucket list to punch a pteradactil in the face

-AMULETS MUST BE FOUND

-You think you're voice cracks to much

And that's all I got for now

If you wish some scientist would HURRY UP and create a portal to Gravity Falls, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. I'm mostly the third. :3

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?"

If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. And when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

Yeah, I didn't do this.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors! Go Warriors!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile


If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

"When all else fails, blow it up."

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do research for no other reason but to fulfill curiosity, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you had a different eye color, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Okay, I just got a pet rock, and here's how to take care of it:

Your pet rock and you.

Your pet rock will be a devoted friend and companion for many years to come. Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part-at least not on your pet rock's account. Once you have transcended the awkward training stage your rock will mature into a faithful, obedient, loving pet with but one purpose in life-to be at your side when you want it to, and to go lie down when you don't.

A pet rock is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals. When you own a pet rock you haver have problems with leash law violations, you'll never have to clean up nasty messes, and your pet will haver keep you and the neighbors awake at night. Pet rocks are welcome anywhere!

SECTION ONE

Simple obedience.

Come.

It is essential that your pet rock learn this command. A rock that doesn't come when it's called will cause its owner endless embarassment. To teach the command COME, place your rock on the floor or ground and take a few steps backward. Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock. Now, with firm authority, say COME PEDRA. (If you have not named your rock Pedra you may wish to say something else.) Repeat the command, COME PEDRA.

Assuming your rock is normal, it will probably now respond.

Start again.

Bending over from the waits, face your rock, clap your hands, and let your face light up as you cay, COME PEDRA, C'MON FELLA, HERE GIRL, and stuff like that. Now, start walking slowly towards your rock. Incredibly, as you walk toward your rock, you will notice that it actually is coming closer. This means your pet rock is learning to command, COME.

Praise your rock and give it a pat of approval.

Stay.

The next command to teach your rock is STAY. It is very important that your pet rock learn this command as it is dosconcerting to have a rock that will wander around while you are shopping for groceries or having your hair done.

Return to your training area and set your rock upon the floor or ground. Look at your rock intently, like you really mean business, and give the command, STAY. Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.

Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock. If your rock should move, and this is highly unlikely, shout the command while gesturing dramatically with the palm of your outstretched hand. In no time at all your pet rock will be responding to this obedience command each and every time. With further patience you can train your rock to STAY by using only the hand signals.

Sit.

This is not a difficult command to teach a pet rock as most rocks spend the bulk of their time sitting around anyways. However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.

Place your rock in its training area and give the command, SIT. Many rocks will attempt to deceive you by lying down, thinking that you won't know the difference. This should not be encouraged! If you say, SIT, then your rock should sit, and that's all there is to it.

Here is a simple method to ensure your pet rock always obeys your commands:

Repeat the order, SIT, and slowly walk away from your rock. Now, hide in another room and, from time to time, peek in on your rock to make sure it hasn't moved. If it lies down, when it should be sitting, storm into the room and shout, BAD ROCK, BAD ROCK! Your pet rock will know it has displeased you and will return to the sitting position. It will also know who's the boss!

Once your pet rock learns the command, SIT, add the command, STAY. Your rock will now remain sitting until further notice.

Down.

It would be cruel to leave your rock in the sitting position forever. Therefore, it is necessary that you teach it the command, DOWN. After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax. It is also nice, when you have house guests, to own a pet rock that will lie, unobtrusively and lovingly, at your feet.

Teaching the command, DOWN, is best accomplished in conjunction with the command, SIT. After your pet rock has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN. If you've made a big fuss about your rock sitting properly it may be reluctant to move. Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt. It won't take long before your rock understands what you want it to do. DOWN is another of the training commands that most rocks respond to with a minimum of teaching. It is in a pet rock's nature that it learns to get down so easily.

Praise your rock and give it a gently, reassuring hug.

Stand.

You're a little confused if you think a pet rock can be taught to STAND. A rock has no feet.

Heel.

It is extremely unusual to see a rock strolling around unaccompanied. There's a very good reason for this. Most pet rock owners have had the patience and good judgment to teach the command, HEEL.

To teach your pet rock to HEEL, simply follow these easy steps. First, place your pet rock on the floor or ground directly behind your right heel. Next, give the command, HEEL, and stand aboslutely still. Slowly, without moving your feet, turn and look down at your rock. You will be both pleased and amazed to see it is still there, right where you want it to be, directly behind your right heel. Your pet rock has learned the command.

Praise your rock.

SECTION TWO

Amusing Tricks.

Few pets are more anxious to please their masters than are pet rocks. It is surprisingly easy to teach your rock cute little tricks that will entertain you and your friends for hours.

Roll Over.

Your pet rock will learn this trick the very first time you give it a lesson. That statement may be hard to believe but it is, nevertheless, quite true.

The best place to teach your pet rock to ROLL OVER is on the side of a hill. Place your rock on the ground at the top of a hill and give the command, ROLL OVER. Now, let go of your rock. It's that simple!

Your rock will roll end-over-end and will not stop until it tires of the game. Pet rocks usually get tired of the game when they reach the bottom of the hill. Follow your rock and praise it profusely. This praise will make your pet rock very happy and it will repeat the trick as soon as you return it to the top of the hill.

You will tire of this trick long before your pet rock does.

Play Dead.

Your pet rock will take to this trick like a duck takes to water. It is one of the most entertaining tricks a rock can learn, and a trick that is sure to get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your friends.

Take your pet rock to its training area and, when you have its undivided attention, give the command, PLAY DEAD. If your rock is like most rocks it will not have to be told more than once. Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has set in, and will remain in this posture until you give a different command.

Rocks enjoy this trick so much that often, when you're not even looking, they'll actually practice it on their own. It's not unusual to walk into a room and see a pet rock playing dead.

Shake Hands.

Don't be ridiculous. You can't teach a rock to shake hands.

Fetch.

To teach your pet rock to FETCH, throw a stick or a ball as far as you can. Next, throw your pet rock as far as you can. Rarely, if ever, will your pet rock return with the object, but that's the way it goes.

Attack Training.

A rock is a loyal, devoted pet that can easily be trained to protect you and your family. Woe be to the burglar or prowler who ventures into the home guarded by a pet rock-or the mugger who attempts to accost a pet rock's master.

There are two basic attack methods to teach your pet rock.

1.) Long Distance Attacks

2.) Close Range Attacks

Long Distance Attacks.

In those instances when your adversary is at a distance (such as when a bully kicks sand in your face on the beach and keeps on running), your pet rock will respond to the challenge instantly and effectively in assuring that it never happens again. First, wipe the sand from your eyes. Next pick up your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK!, and throw your rock at the bully with all your might. This method of protection is sure-fire and results are guaranteed, although you may want to practice your aim before attempting this maneuver.

Close Range Attacks.

If you are threateded at close range always use the Close Range Attack Method; it is the ultimate form of personal protection. The element of surprise enters into this attack method, thereby making it doubly effective.

When the adversary approaches within arm's length and demands all your money, credit cards, and other valuables follow these easy steps:

Reach into your pocket or purse as though you were going to comply with the mugger's demands. Extract your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK. And bash the mugger's head in.

Pet rocks really seem to enjoy this exercise and, in most cases, come away from the attack little the worse for wear.

NOTE:

Owners of Attack Trained pet rocks have a responsibility to society to use their dangerous pets for protection only, and not for instigating trouble of any kind.

In closing...

As the owner of a pet rock you have assumed a responsibility to love and care for this new addition to your family. If your rock should misbehave, be patient.If it should cause your problems, be forgiving. Under no circumstances should you turn your pet rock loose. The world is already overcrowded with discarded, unwanted rocks, and millions must be destroyed each year. These poor, unfortunate rocks meet brutal ends in roadbeds, cement mixers, or as land fill. Don't allow your pet rock to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble. Remember; if you take care of your pet rock, your pet rock will take care of you.

If you used this to train your pet rock, or this encouraged you to adopt a rock, copy it and add your name- Qille, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines and Copper (my peacock copper rock), Ender Falls

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Some people deserve a high-five... in the face... with a steel chair... attached to a car...

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and watch the world wonder how in the world you did it.

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Pretty accurate... except for the fact that I'm not attractive in either personality or body, and serving others sucks.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain. (I don't like being in the rain, but it's relaxing to listen too.)

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 3

Apparently, my element is dark. I like it, this was fun.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 898 - Words: 256,605 - Reviews: 3968 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On reviews
This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 177,340 - Reviews: 6108 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Lionblaze, Ivypool
Tales of a Dreambender by LadyPhenyx reviews
A collection of one shot short fictions for the Transcendence AU, ranging from serious to silly to excerpts from Trashy Romance Novels (aka fanfic of fanfic). Each chapter/one shot will have a summary at the beginning of the chapter along with appropriate warnings.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 139 - Words: 258,287 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Miles and Inches by coldstone4815 reviews
After a moment, the angel sighed and said, "I just- I have this bad feeling. Something's wrong. Or- Maybe everything's fine, and I'm just overthinking. But there's something off about... I don't- I don't know."
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 320 - Words: 846,387 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 12/9/2013
We Had a Deal by freakyanimegal reviews
(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,453 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Not A Unicorn by Pixelz reviews
Dipper and Mabel are 17 now. Still coming back to Gravity Falls every summer. Dipper finds a page about unicorns. But what Mabel finds isn't a unicorn. It's a certain dream demon in human form and he's staying at the Shack until he gets his powers back. Yikes. MaBill. Rated T because I'm paranoid. REWRITING ON AO3 BECAUSE THIS STORY IS SO CRINGEY!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Bill, Mabel P.] Dipper P. - Complete
Blindtale by bogy345 reviews
With only four senses, Touch, Taste, Smell, and Hearing, Frisk must make it out of the underground without the most crucial sense for her survival, Sight. Blind!Frisk AU.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,872 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Frisk, Chara, Monster Kid
From the Depths by eyeofthetiger95 reviews
For years, the squids and Team Crafted have fought a bitter war. Now they must form an alliance to defeat an enemy that threatens both of their worlds. Some OC, some canon, lots of YouTubers and their separate series. Set in Minecraft 1.8.1.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015
Being Human by BJXCBFOREVER reviews
Mike checks the back room like Phone Guy asked. What he finds…is something that has to be seen to be believed.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 301 - Words: 83,658 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy - Complete
One Step At a Time by GeminiLady21 reviews
Good riddance, every obnoxious Monster is finally gone from the Underground. Now Flowey can have some state of peace being all by himself, wallowing in his defeat - wait. Why is that human coming back? Don't they have anything better to do? Welp, nothing can stop Frisk's DETERMINATION. Even if it has to take one step at a time.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Frisk, Flowey
Forever Love by TiPoLover 22 reviews
A boy Pacifica hates is coming to visit and he is completely in love with her. Pacifica thinks that if he sees her with a boyfriend, he'll lose interest. Dipper is very surprised and confused that she picks him to be said boyfriend, but as he spends time with her, he soon gets to know who she really is. 1st Gravity Falls Fanfic. No flames Please. 8yr old sister gave me the title.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,163 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
How The Mighty Have Fallen by The Design Nerd reviews
The all-seeing eye has clouded over. Separated from the demon he called himself for as long as he can remember, the elusive triangle is a mystery his empty human form can no longer comprehend. Struggling against confusion and forgotten enemies, William M. Cipher must stitch back together what the demon has torn before it's too late. It seems the most powerful fall the hardest.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Bill
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Starkit's Prophecy Reality by XNightwindX reviews
In the original Starkit's Prophecy, everything was written in Smallkit's perspective; her imagination. This story, however, fixes the plot line on the reality of Starkit's Prophecy, where a young, insane kit gives her mother stress, and the clan, trouble.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014
Games by hghrules reviews
*Skylox, Ssunkipz, Merome* "Sky!" Ty shouts worriedly, dropping to his knees next to me and hugging me close to him. He glances at the GameMaster. "What'd you do to him?" he growls. - "Rule number three: No rebelling against or arguing with the GameMaster."
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 81,964 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Don't Let the Triangle Text by pitchpearlgirl reviews
A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
OTGW Bloopers by scrollingstuff reviews
A fic in which Greg throws things, The Woodsmen can't stop coughing, Beatrice complains about her screen time, and Wirt fails at everything.
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Beatrice, Gregory, The Woodsman, Wirt
Freaky Doom-Day by GothikaXenon reviews
Dib thinks he has a hard life, but what happens when a lab experiment goes wrong and causes him, Zim, GIR, and Gaz to switch bodies? The four of them must work together in order to return themselves to their rightful bodies.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Monster falls Madness by brentpinesjr reviews
What Happens when a White Water Raft facility is built on a supposedly cursed river in Gravity falls and EVERYONE IN TOWN goes there? Read to find out Creds for cover photo is sharkie19 on deviant art
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014
Journal 3 by Reapergenesis32 reviews
Gravity Falls from the 'eyes' of the one who started all. Sentient Book 3
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,267 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Dipper P.
Celestial Falls Oneshots by Natflash498 reviews
A One-shot series for my newest AU: Celestial Falls! Follow the misadventures of Prince Dipper and Princess Mabel! OFF HAITUS! *One Shot Today: Birthday Bash*: Wendy has a birthday coming up, and Dipper's looking for a gift. In order to help, though, he asks an unlikely assistant... a demon assistant.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
The Chronicles Of Squid by Minecraftpsyco99 reviews
Why do Sky and Squid hate each other so much? Find out in this enlightening and Hilarious story! Also: The origin of the word "Butter" in Minecraft! More Chapters Coming Soon!
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Six: What Came Before by DeltaV reviews
Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,577 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
Minecraft Creepypasta by HorrorCharacter reviews
I'd had Minecraft for a while now. Several months, I wasn't sure exactly. Well, for you to get this story, you're going to need to know a bit about how I personally play single player.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Complete
Will Thycer by BrackenFox reviews
Bill Cypher is furious. He has no idea what makes Dipper and Mabel so special. The answer isn't in their minds, so he decides to possess a vessel, earn their trust and find out once and for all. But there is an unexpected accident, and Bill's vessel is wounded, leaving Bill with Amnesia - something the dream demon was never prepared for.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Bill, Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 4,026 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Trees Made Out Of Stars by Inumaru12 reviews
Bill thinks making a deal with Pine Tree will be easy: Take over his body, find the journal, then destroy it and maybe cause some mayhem along the way. Of course, he's a powerful demon, so how could he think it would go incredibly wrong for him? In the end, Bill loses his powers and Dipper becomes a god. Stan Twin Theory. Pines Twins become gods. Mentions of crossovers/etc.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Tapestry by MagicMoneyPants reviews
"Welcome to the afterlife Pine Tree. You're dead!" Dipper dies and isn't happy about who's waiting for him on the other side.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Wanted Here by FredMischiefmanagedGeorge reviews
The giant squid's purpose, wish, and musings of what annoys him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Giant Squid - Complete
I Like It by Ensignily reviews
After the previous night guard's recording from the fourth night, Mike decides he'll follow his advice and check backstage.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy - Complete
Triple Trouble by i'm a faller reviews
"Six elements that are what make up both the physical and non-physical versions of the universe. Fire, Ice, and Lightning belong to the first category, while Space, Time, and the Mind are included in the latter. There are three representatives for every two elements. These representatives are three demons, born with the universe itself: Bill, Blake, and Bryan Cipher. KindofLRsequel
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,387 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Fanfiction Sins: Minecraft by corgi101 reviews
No fanfiction is without a sin. Uses Minecraft fanfictions for the first book. This is where I critique, heckle, and just plain be an asshole to fanfictions. It's all for humor.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014
The Curse by Petchricor reviews
He had tried to warn him, to stop him, but Wirt hadn't listened. Little did he know that blowing out the lantern had it's consequences *alternate ending/universe*
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Wirt, Gregory, The Beast, Beatrice - Complete
Gravity Gamers by PaxRomaDacia reviews
When Dipper and Wendy get bored out of their minds one day, they decide to get into the whole let's play trend for fun. Watch as our two best friends go through various perils of humiliation, bad controls, sex jokes, and cooperative gameplay, as our two favorite people go through various games to fill the empty holes of their boredom, which they may or may not regret.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Dipper P., Wendy
Mike Schmidt Gets Fired by Shadow's Bodyguard reviews
And he does not take it well. Uh-Oh. Now complete!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
A Fairy Tale Adventure by SuperGroverAway reviews
We join Dipsel and Mabel, two abandoned peasant children wandering aimlessly through the forest. What surprises await them as they try to return home?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy - Complete
Something for everyone who supports me! by GravityVanel14 reviews
I wanna explain a 'minor' issue. Said issue is with a certain user. Anyway, this is to clear up and explain the situation. Also, special Judge Mabel preview! Happy holidays! Special thanks to all of you! :)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Truths or Dares in Gravity Falls by The Real Cupid reviews
My truth and dare fic is back and better than ever. Please Pm me your truths and dares and just have fun. Warning: This fiction only uses dares that are of a K or K plus rating. Any other dares that I deem as a higher rating will not be used. On another note, I will not be excepting dares or truths in the reviews. Please have fun and keep it kid friendly.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Soos
Sent Away by HeroSeekerFrost reviews
A Enderlox, Skybrine, and Withermu story. Sky, Ty, and Jason are sucked into minecraft but also find they have the powers of Enderlox, Skybrine, and Withermu. I don't want to give too much away so you'll just have to read the story! Rated T because I'm paranoid :)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,830 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
Transcend (Discontinued, Canon Divergent) by Ava Blook reviews
Discontinued. Transcendence AU. This is the way our world ends, this is the way our world ends, not with Bill Cipher but an OC. REWRITTEN AS 'THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TRANSCENDING", SEE MY PROFILE TO GET THERE. T for gore, violence. Leaving up indefinitely but will not be continuing this version. (Ignore the author's note, I've lost the original doc to edit it out)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Complete
Wind Down by Catatonix reviews
Don't let the music box wind down… It affects some of the animatronics. FNaF2 Oneshot, NO SPOILERS (However contains The Marionette). T for some swearing and suggested violence (I guess)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
Abomination by Expecto-Prongs reviews
There was nothing normal about Dipper Pines' death. He awoke with three jolts of electricity to his chest, screaming, screaming and they couldn't make him stop until they knocked him out. Grunkle Stan looked at his nephew's battered (but alive, alive, thank God) body and knew nothing would be the same again.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Alcor618 by Haberdashing reviews
One-shot set in the Transcendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Log of a chatroom devoted to demonology.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
How Bill Stole Christmas: A Christmas Story by Evil-Ekat reviews
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the Shack, a single blue light glowed, a certain Dorito was back. An interesting thing to know about this fellow; asides from his hat, he was rather quite yellow! A triangle in shape, bestowed with one eye, despite having no tongue he was very quick to lie.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bill - Complete
Transcend by Fruitiest of Mallards reviews
When Dipper Pines defeats the dream demon Bill Cipher, he is left forever altered...as well as the entire planet. /Personal interpretation of the Transcendence AU, not in chronological order.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/30/2014
Unwanted Geometry by Sturm and Drang reviews
It's been an exciting day for the mystery twins. But now they're tired and ready to go to bed. Too bad a certain triangle didn't ask their opinion.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Frozen: Lost in Translation by Snowstorm Thirteen reviews
What happens when you write a fic based on a rough Google Translation of dialogue from a Disney film? Hilarity ensues.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Hans, Duke of Weselton
Mabel Reacts To Fanfiction! by GravityVanel14 reviews
Upon discovering fanfiction, how will Mabel react to them? Rated T just in case [Requests being accepted!]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014
Metamorphosis by TechnoFusion reviews
A new beverage has appeared in Gravity Falls, and everyone's addicted to it. Dipper has his suspicions. And he turns out right to have them, once people in Gravity Falls around him start going through supernatural changes. Just why are these changes happening...and what evil mastermind is behind all of this? Minor bits of Dipper/Wendy.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
A Collection of Cliches by memoire reviews
I mean no offense to anybody who has written any of these kinds of stories. They were written badly on purpose. Reading these might cause your eyes to bleed and for you to throw up. Bleach and trash can are NOT included. Flames are welcomed. If you want to see a particular type of cliche, just PM me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014
Up On The Rooftop, Demon Feet by Zombiecatfire13 reviews
This is a stupid and short permaBipper story.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Bill, Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Frozen Skylox by GemCrafted reviews
What happens when various Youtubers replace the characters from "Frozen"? Skylox in later chapters. No smut because this is based off of a children's movie.
Crossover - Minecraft & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014
Fallers To The Core by Idontknowwhatyoumean reviews
Gravity Falls parody of MLP's "Apples To The Core".
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
Food Opera by Hanako8 reviews
When Mabel suggests a name for Bill and Dipper, how will Bill react? One shot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Mabel P., Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Foxy: Emancipation From Evil by Eogrus reviews
Bernardo Vasconcelos Breyner De La Mancha Tianmeng is a depressed young boy who goes to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and finds one lonely animatronic fox well deserving of his love.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Foxy, OC - Complete
Pain is Hilarious by Animation101 reviews
(SPOILERS FOR SOCK OPERA) Our favorite triangle is feeling something new. Pain.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
End by NotPaul reviews
" There will be an end, he said, but Herobrine does not believe it. There was never an end for what his brother created, of course. What was he thinking? Notch will not end whatever he has created, no. He loves everyone, then why would he create an end?"
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014
B C by i'm a faller reviews
Bill has made a huge mistake. All the other demons in Gravity Falls hate him for it. And he has to rely on a new friend he doesn't even know if he can trust, because this problem is just too big for even the great Bill Cipher to handle alone.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Bill, OC] Dipper P., Grunkle Stan
Discord Punches Twilight In The Face by Craine reviews
What happens when something crafted by a creature with no real care for material things is taken from him? Nopony else knew the answer either. But they found out. Oh... They found out.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
Celestia's Cupcake by Original Usermane reviews
A COMPLETELY ridiculous one-shot in which an innocent cupacke is eaten, a pony is sent to the moon, and some odd things about Pinkie Pie are explained.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia, Discord - Complete
The Secret Life of Candace by PFTones3482 reviews
I think of the weirdest things...Dr. D had an -inator at the beginning of the summer that no one knew about, and it hit Candace, completely altering her summer plans. Candace now has to deal with her new "problem," while also maintaing a normal teenage life...as normal as it can get for Candace, anyway. And nothing is ever easy or normal for that girl.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,974 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Candace - Complete
Judge Mabel by GravityVanel14 reviews
What happens when Mabel gets her own TV show and picks to be a judge? T to be safe New chapter! Mabel VS...Part one!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Mabel P.
Imaginary Friend by Inumaru12 reviews
At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Princess Cakestia by PureHope125 reviews
When Princess Celestia gets turned into a cake, she needs the help of Discord and Luna. But Discord has other plans... Based off TomSka's short "Cake"
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Princess Celestia, Discord, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Dipper the Lamb by TheSwitchIsOFF reviews
When Stan is gone, Gideon uses his magic to make Mabel defenseless. In the dumbest way possible. Rated T for cursing. No Pinecest or whatever. I was bored, this is kind of a side project.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Gideon G. - Complete
Lighting the Darkened Path by Grignard reviews
All Luna wanted to tell Celestia was that before the combined Elements of Harmony rid the dark pony of her evil, she could only remember one thing - the magic of friendship smelled like muffins. An early escape causes an odd meeting with an (extra)ordinary pony.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Dinky Doo - Complete
Family by Enderkit reviews
In a freak accident, Steve finds himself trapped in The End with a furious mother Ender Dragon. After slaying the beast, he removes the egg in order to keep the world safe from a dragon reborn. Unfortunately, this just may have been his undoing. A tale of the humor and inherent frustration that accompanies a family. Rated T for violence and minor cursing.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013
Tansy Corrects Starkit's Prophecy by Empress Tansy reviews
Yes, Tansy has joined the "Starkit's Prophecy" bandwagon. Not quite a repost, but not quite a rewrite, I am taking xdarkrosesx's infamous tale and inserting my own often sarcastic flair to it. Disclaimer: Tansy does not own Starkit's Prophecy, nor does she want to. Read and enjoy the terrible tale without losing your brain cells!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Firestar, Blackstar, Hawkfrost - Complete
So Random II: Just Plain Insane by Nikikeya
The Not-a-sequel sequel to So Random. This was originally my opening post for an Rpg me and a friend was writing. The Marauders try to make their lunch while discussing the weather. Sirius does battle against Lucius Malfoy and his army of Albino Peacocks, and Hagrid looses his one true love. Will things ever be the same at Hogwarts...? Yeah probably...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - James P., Rubeus H., Giant Squid, Xenophilius L. - Complete
Why Can't You Use Phones on Planes? by Edger230 reviews
A parody of one of my favorite videos by CollegeHumor. Stan asks a simple question, which turns into a big problem. I own NOTHING!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, OC - Complete
Binds That Tie by BlackDragon41 reviews
Steve and Herobrine had been fighting for years and now the being is about to end it to finalize his revenge. An old witch decides to mediate to prevent a devastating fate to the miner and the world. She curses both Steve and Herobrine and they are turned into children. Together they must get along and fight through mobs and traverse vast lands if they are to be free of the curse.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Steve
In Reverse by gideondorf reviews
Reverse Pines AU Dipper has found the dream demon rather lacking.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bill, Dipper P. - Complete
Trust Me, Won't You? by ddp456 reviews
To get out of trouble, Wendy and the Pines twins perform a magic show to earn some quick money for the Mystery Shack. Volunteered to be the Magician's Assistant, Wendy is set into life-threatening predicaments where a reassuring Dipper asks her to "trust him." Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions as you can, if you like/dislike. Thanks for markmak for the cover!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Wendy, Dipper P. - Complete
Sky's Misquidventure DISCONTINUED BY AUTHOR by DaydreamInspiration reviews
Sky was having a normal day until something terrible happens to him. He gets captured by squids. Squidentists (squid scientists) make a horrific machine that turns Sky, into a (butter) squid. Will he ever find a way to become human again? Accompany Sky on a journey of a lifetime to restore him to human form again and unlock his hidden butter powers of he never knew he had.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013
Herobrine's Many Names by greenpidge reviews
Herobrine has a lot of names. Nothing special.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi by EnchantedWords17 reviews
Has anyone ever wondered what the Giant Squid sees when he looks into the Mirror of Erised? No? Only me? Well, read anyway please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Mirror of Erised, Giant Squid - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 257 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Animorph Characters, Your Very Own Manual by PowerPen reviews
You are now the proud owner of your very own Animorph Character! Please read instructions carefully before opening. Ellimist!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007
DIGS by fresh42jazz reviews
D.I.G.S. Dumbledore Is the Giant Squid. Enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Albus D., Dennis C. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Tentacled reviews
Sky goes with Vision Squad to rescue Ty from the squids, a routine that he's grown familiar with. But this time is different. Soon after Ty is rescued everyone starts to realize that he's not human anymore, and it's getting worse. Now, it's a race against time to find a cure, because if Ty's transformation is allowed to complete... than it just might be permanent.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016
When the Sky falls reviews
It really seemed like things couldn't get worse for Sky. A base fell, along with possibly dozens of recruits. He got an arrow stuck in his amulet and started feeling like he was dying. He got violently shoved into the ocean. It seemed almost impossible for his day to get worse from there. And then he turned into a squid.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016
Monsters
When Adam was a kid, he was terrified of the monsters that were hiding under his bed and in his closet, ready to pounce and tear him to pieces. Now that he's a teenager, he just wishes they would shut up and let him sleep. (Oneshot)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Complete
Truth or Dare with the mobs! reviews
Lets play truth or dare with the mobs! Rated T just in case.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014
Unicorn Blood reviews
The unicorns may have not been able to see a pure heart, but that doesn't mean there aren't pure hearts. It's not recommended for the pure of heart to touch unicorn blood... (AU) (Canon until The Last Mabelcorn)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Candy C., Grenda
Google Falls reviews
Gravity Falls: a show with the perfect balance of seriousness and humor, drama and silliness, and huge secrets and hilarity. Until you run the transcript through Google Translate. Then it's just weird.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014
Frozen Falls reviews
First things first: This isn't a crossover because there are no charectors from Frozen in this fic.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
What? reviews
Lots of questions, lots of confusion, and (hopefully) lots of humor.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Da last Amazingwing reviews
Da last Amazingwing vists Strflight nd fghts Suny! (Rated T for trollfic)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC
Creeping reviews
If Scourge did not die, and sought revenge, in a particually gory way... (T for gore.)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Scourge - Complete
Billito: The Poem! reviews
Once upon a time, this story did not rhyme. But rewriting this story in verse, will probably solve my writer's block curse. A triangle in love, a Dorito bag, their love destroyed by one little snag. PLEASE leave a review, this summary is through.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Bill - Complete
My randomness reviews
I have writers block and I am too nervous to write fan fiction so I needed to try and get rid of that pesky writers block.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Waddles, Bill - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Commentary!
Focus: General: All Categories