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Joined 12-14-13, id: 5386289, Profile Updated: 01-28-20
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Steven Universe, Caillou, and Cars.

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Copy and paste if you think bubbline has enough exposure and think fubblegum should get some love

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Never Give In by MissCHSparkles reviews
In many stories, Optimus is raped by Megatron and forced to be his slave. But what if he refused to give up, what if he didn't fall in love with his abuser. Follow Optimus as he runs from Megatron, along with a precious cargo he can't risk Megatorn taking
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,803 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia
Bill's Dumpster Bride by Teenage Mexican Master Chief reviews
One man's trash is another man's nightmare...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Complete
Tear Drop Eyes by queenofevilsmirks reviews
After thousands of years grieving and questioning Pink Diamond's demise, Blue and Yellow Diamond decide it is time to find the answers that have alluded them. The unexpected visit from a Sapphire in the old human zoo sets everything into motion, and as Yellow and Blue slowly learn the truth, they realize they may not know their fellow Diamonds... or themselves... at all. (A/U ish)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,666 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 2/8/2017 - [Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond] Steven U.
Scorched Ooo by Fiery Crusader reviews
Bubblegum's actions from "The Cooler" have infuriated the Fire Princess for the last time. Lives were unfortunately lost after the last incident and now both of their civilizations are on the brink of war. Will the fate of Ooo survive this impending conflict?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 187,587 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Finn, Flame Princess] Princess B. Bubblegum, Cinnamon Bun
Strawberries and Tall Towers by Pappillon reviews
Pink Diamond wishes to marry White, which makes Yellow unhappy. Faced with saving her love, White journeys to take Pink's hand.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond, Pink Diamond - Complete
Finns Lucky Adventures by Darren The Madman and Insanity reviews
A story of a lot one-shots about Finn and tier-fifteen with a lot of adventure time girls. Warning : Smut will be inside. occasionally family, drama, adventure, horror, dark theme, and many more themes inside. (Do not own Adventure Time)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,923 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Finn
Servitude by brewer235 reviews
A story of the changing life of Finn, a slave bought by his mistresses Marceline and Bubblegum. Read as both his feelings and the feelings of his unhappy mistresses change as he helps bring happiness to his new family. (Rated M for later chapters)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,206 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Finn, Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum]
The Death of Finn the Human by Lyf Burns reviews
The darkest times the Land of Ooo has ever faced.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 6/24/2014
Going To Ruin? by ZombieGuy96 reviews
The Sequel to No Going Back? Clementine and her friends have successfully taken over Howe's Hardware and live there peacefully. But all good things in a world this cruel and unforgiving can never last and survival soon becomes so much more difficult, when everything and everyone is seemingly Going To Ruin. (Rated M at certain parts)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 283,220 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Clementine, Luke, Nick, Sarah - Complete
The Return of Flappy Bird by AquaDestinysEmbrace reviews
Clementine thought she saw the last of the dreaded game. She was wrong...
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Clementine, Luke, Nick, Sarah - Complete
The Fairly Off Story by the 6ft dick reviews
Weird shit happens to Timmy and everyone in his life.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Timmy - Complete
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What am I even doing here? reviews
I'm going to die.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Complete
Why am I doing this? reviews
Seriously I could do something with my life!
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2019
mommy dearest reviews
Steven is forced to accept the truth his mother couldn't. How will things go for everyone from here on out.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Steven U., White Diamond, Pink Diamond - Complete
broken glass and broken dreams reviews
Lighting McQueen isn't the same without his precious race track. Maybe its time he saw what else there is to offer the world?
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Lightning, OC - Complete
Burpfart meets reality? reviews
Please check out my story. I'm very lonely.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 9/26/2018
Steven, Steven reviews
Ha ha. Why don't my parents love me anymore?
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Garnet, Steven U.
Percy's a Demigod reviews
Percy Jackson is of the demigod persuasion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2018