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Joined 12-14-13, id: 5386668, Profile Updated: 07-01-17
Author has written 23 stories for Legend of Zelda, Guys and Dolls, StarTrek: The Original Series, Hunger Games, To Kill a Mockingbird, Columbo, Oliver!, and Les Misérables.

Hello, I am BaconWrappedRainbows.

My name is Cassidy, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm an aspiring classical singer. I'm a hobbyist author; just here to have fun.

Main Fandoms and Ships:


Les Misérables

Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert

Guys and Dolls

Benny Southstreet and Nicely Johnson
Nathan Detroit and Lieutenant Brannigan
Sarah Brown and Sky Masterson
Nathan Detroit and Adelaide


Oliver Twist and Jack Dawkins/The Artful Dodger
Fagin and Bill Sikes
Nancy and Bet (assuming they’re not sisters)
Mister Brownlow and Doctor Grimwig

A Little Night Music

Desiree Armfeldt and Frederick Egerman
Anne Egerman and Henrick Egerman

Video Games:

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Link and Zelda
Byrne and Alfonzo

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Link and Midna
Telma and Renado
Midna and Zelda

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Link and Zelda
Link and Peatrice
Link and Fledge

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Link and Zelda/Tetra

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Link and Mipha
Link and Zelda
Link and Prince Sidon

The Legend of Zelda in general

Ghirahim and Zant

TV Shows and Movies:

Star Trek: The Original Series

Montgomery Scott and Uhura
James T. Kirk and Gillian Taylor
James T. Kirk and Dr. McCoy

Sofia the First

Cedric and Baileywick


John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

Night at the Museum

Jedediah and Octavius

Operas and Operettas:

The Magic Flute

Papageno and Tamino
Papageno and Papagena
Tamino and Pamina

The Mikado

Ko-Ko and Katisha
Ko-Ko and the Mikado
Pooh-Bah and Pish-Tush
Nanki-Poo and Yum-Yum


Iolanthe and the Lord Chancellor
Phyllis and Strephon
Lord Mountararat and Lord Tolloller


Whipping Star

Fanny Mae and Jorj X. McKie.

End of Days

Daniel Shepherd and Parker

Non-fanfiction-related stuff:

How to find me elsewhere on the internet:

Instagram: valvertplane

Soundcloud: BaconWrappedRainbows

Wattpad: BaconWrappedRainbows

That’s basically it, I hope you found whatever it is that you were looking for.

Thanks again for reading my profile!

If you want to talk to me, do not even hesitate to PM me, or email me at baconwrappedrainbows@.

Please read and review (I love reviews; even flames) my stuff! :)

~BaconWrappedRainbows :D

P.S Plz check out Rue Sue (My Bicely buddy), Wiznerd the Eagle (my partner in crime), consultingtimelord (my mother?), and Flying Sky High (the guy who did the epic cover art for my story 'The Visions'). T

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Stayin' Alive (For Two Years Per Season) by Wiznerd the Eagle reviews
A whole range of songs rewritten to be about Sherlock. Rated for some profanity. Not all are humorous, but I can't have more than two genres. Romantic ones are Johnlock unless requested otherwise. Updated whenever I write one. Taking requests!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 332 - Words: 141,078 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Complete
Penny Dreadful by Mickleditch reviews
[A sequel to the one-shot 'Cherrystones', which you should read first]. When a chance conversation alerts Oliver Brownlow to the fact that his old companion, Jack Dawkins, may be headed for trouble, he sets out to warn him, but instead becomes responsible for an escapade which will finally convince him where his deepest feelings lie. Dodger x Oliver; contains m/m erotica.
Oliver! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Complete
Sit down baby I'll rock your boat by Rue Sue reviews
Benny Southstreet and Nicely-Nicely Johnson already face the many daily challenges that one would expect gamblers to face, the law, the streets, unpleasant people but can they face their feelings for each other. rated T for good reason.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Nicely J., Benny S.]
Good Fortune to You by chill13 reviews
How did Koko, our hapless hero, and Nanki Poo, the prince of Japan fair after the events of 'The Mikado? Did they and their brides live happily ever after? A few Gilbert and Sullivan tunes guest star.
Mikado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
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Adduction reviews
Javert was running on that treadmill, minding his own business, when a Greek god in obscenely tight shorts started flashing his glorious muscle at him. (Javert sees Valjean at the gym and can't control his feelings, or his feet.) Rated for French and English swearing and some sexual content.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert]
Maybe I Do reviews
Written for Bicely Day 2017, here is a short, plotless, fluffy oneshot featuring our favourite secondary characters, Benny Southstreet and Nicely Johnson. In this story, Nathan's "silly love affair" with his own fiancée prompts Benny and Nicely to have a little chat about their own feelings on love, women, and each other. Obviously, Benny/Nicely (M/M). No smut, only kisses. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2017
Comme un ange qui se dévoile reviews
A collection of short oneshots, each based on an old love poem. Every one is Valvert. The chapters are in no particular order. The poem on which the chapter is based on is included in each chapter, as well as a translation if needed. Title a line from the Victor Hugo poem used in chapter 1. Enjoy!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2017 - [Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean]
My Immortal, As Told By Javert reviews
A parody of the infamous My Immortal, starring everyone's favourite practically canon goth: Inspector Javert. Keeping true to My Immortal's style of questionable English, this story is humorous, while probing deep into the Inspector's secretly goffic lifestyle. Read on as Javert navigates sermons, eyeliner, baguettes, and tough love. The goffic life is, after all, never easy.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2016
The Ring reviews
Bill Sikes doesn't know why or how, but he's in love. Madly. Mad enough to present the object of his affections with a stolen engagement ring in the middle of the night... It's not even beyond the most frightening man in London to be nervous. Oneshot, probably. Set before or during the play. Surprise ship. No, it's not Sikes/Oliver, you nasty. Rated to be super inoffensive. Enjoy!
Oliver! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Complete
The Boy Who Kissed Me reviews
Ross Walters: a mischievous professional opera singer with a history of cutting class, underage drinking, and being awful at goodbyes. He is also Lieutenant Columbo's 'wife'. Columbo/OC (M/M) Pretty fluffy romance. Rated for makeouts and implications of sex. Enjoy!
Columbo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Lt. Columbo, OC] - Complete
The Benny and Nicely Chronicles reviews
Roommates Benny Southstreet and Nicely Johnson are best friends; that much is obvious. But could there be more to their relationship than meets the eye? Of course! Bicely Johnstreet, through and through. (M/M) FLUFF. Seriously, if you look up 'fluff' in the dictionary, a link to this is provided. Rated T for cuddling; No lemons. Cover art by me! Review please! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Not a Normal Cat reviews
Benny finds it a bit odd when a rather overweight tabby cat keeps somehow finding its way into his life, but there's nothing about the situation that seems completely paranormal... That is, until he finds out what's really going on. Weird supernatural-ey AU. Angst that becomes fluff. Bicely Johnstreet, eventually. Rated for good reasons (death, smoking, "swearing", etc.) Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] Nathan D. - Complete
I'm Gonna Scream!
After beating Nicely at yet another dice game, Benny Southstreet decides to make a long-awaited advance on his best friend. How will Johnson react? Includes my Bicely parody of 'I Shall Scream' from 'Oliver'. (It's sort of obvious why I wrote this.) Pretty fluffy oneshot, Bicely of course. (M/M) Please review. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Birthday Trick
So it was my birthday (and somebody else's too) yesterday, so I wrote this birthday-themed Bicely oneshot. (Everyone's already read this...) Set before they get together. (M/M) light fluff. Bicely Johnstreet all the way. Plz review! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Joe the Awkward Bunny
Nicely Johnson gets his boyfriend, Benny Southstreet, a bunny which turns out to be magical and causes problems. A really dumb drabble, basically a crackfic. Story idea by Maddie (awkward Suzart friend). Established Bicely (M/M) Rated for safety. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Nicely J., Benny S.] - Complete
Brannigan Lets it Go reviews
A parody of that song "Let it Go" from Frozen. Heard of it? Set in a Guys and Dolls AU where Brannigan once was a crapshooter and at the end of the play realizes that he can't handle being good anymore and needs to go back to his favorite game. Just a weird little thing I came up with while being bored during a rehearsal of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Secrets reviews
Atticus knows a lot more about Arthur Radley than he lets on. Not that he ever will tell anyone. (M/M) Bootticus! (Boo Radley x Atticus) Yeah, it's weird. I finished reading TKAM in English class and I thought of this. I am aware that this couldn't have happened in the book and whatever. Atticus's POV, tried not to make him too OOC. Cover art by yours truly. Please review! Enjoy!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Complete
Love Outside the Box reviews
"'So you don't think love is a waste of time,' Nicely reasoned. 'I'd reckon not. But I don't know, I ain't never loved anyone… well, I ain't never loved anyone who loved me back, that is,' Benny clarified, adjusting his grip on Nicely's waist." Another fluffy Bicely Johnstreet oneshot! (M/M) Rated T for makeouts! No lemons, though. Please review! Cover art by me. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Sleepless Night
Nicely can't sleep. His insomnia is being caused by one thing and one thing only: Benny Southstreet. Maybe Benny can be the solution to the problem as well... Fluffy Bicely Johnstreet oneshot. (M/M) Originally from a long Teen!AU Bicely fic, but realized I couldn't write something that big. Rated T for makeouts and shirtlessness. No lemons. Please review! Cover art by me. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Three Super Scary Words
Benny's too shy to admit his feelings for Nicely in person, so he decides to write his friend a letter. Nicely responds in the only logical way possible. Fluffy drabble. Implied Bicely Johnstreet. (M/M) Rated K plus to be extra safe. Reviews are my favorite. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Benny S., Nicely J.] - Complete
Apparently Monsoon Season
It's raining cats and dogs, and Alexander Lee Johnson is stuck outside looking for a man by the name of Nathan Detroit. Why did he think he was brave enough to meet a strange gangster alone, and in a back alley nonetheless? Kind of prequel to The Benny and Nicely Chronicles, but can be read on its own. Friendship Bicely. No romance, unfortunately. Please read and review! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Nathan D., Nicely J., Benny S. - Complete
Where We Left Off reviews
SEQUEL TO CHICKEN SOUP. Nathan Detroit has gotten a chance to start again; new life, new job, new home... But why is every fiber of his being demanding for Brannigan? And is his recollection involving soup nothing but a fantasy? Kind of AU? Fluff. Nannigan, duh. Not canon with my other Guys and Dolls fics. Rated T for safety. No lemons, no Mpreg. Slightly OOC. (M/M) Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Nathan D. - Complete
Chicken Soup reviews
When it seems like he's lost everything, Nathan Detroit finds love in the strangest place. Kind of AU? Very fluffy. Nannigan; a really weird and totally not canon couple. Not canon with my other Guys and Dolls fics either. Just not canon. Rated T because I somehow managed to make eating soup sound really dirty (I don't know). No lemons or anything though. A bit OOC. (M/M) Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Nathan D. - Complete
Another Day on the Train reviews
Katniss has had yet another tantrum, and Peeta has played the gallant lover and gone after her. This not-so-unusual event has left Effie Trinket and Haymitch Abernathy alone together once again. Will Effie ever work up the courage to talk to him? Set at the beginning of Catching Fire. Short and kind of fluffy. Effie x Haymitch but with no actual romance. Cover art by me. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Effie T., Haymitch A.] - Complete
What is Happening to Me? reviews
Spock fancies himself completely unemotional, but what will happen when he starts developing feelings for a young, quarter-Vulcan cadet? Spock/Mary-Jane-type OC. Basically fluff with some action. Rated T just in case. Nothing really graphic, just a big age difference in the couple. Really flamboyantly gay Andorian OC! (Because I can) [I am aware of how awful this story is]
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Spock, OC] - Complete
Brannigan the Softie
Who knew that the infamously strict Lieutenant Brannigan could really be a nice guy? Fluff. Just a friendship fic, though. *Sorry everybody! It is in no way canon but I had to give him a first name! The name came from autocorrect changing Lt. To Ty, and I thought Tyrone Brannigan didn't sound too bad, so I went with it.* Slightly OOC. Cover art by yours truly. Please review! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Published: 12/16/2013 - OC - Complete
The Visions reviews
"Zelda... You love me. You know it. You will join me as a sacrifice to save another's life. But when the time is right... save me from the the evil that has consumed me for all these years..." What was supposed to be chapter 1 of a long ZelDorf fic, but I have the attention span of a - Hey look! A squirrel! Will not continue. Cover art by Flying Sky High. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete