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Author has written 2 stories for Big Bang Theory.

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The Labour Pain Misdirection by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
Even though Penny hates her job, she's desperate to keep it. So when her boss threatens to fire her, she comes up with an excuse for staying employed: She's pregnant. Trouble is, Penny isn't expecting and the supposed father? Well, poor unsuspecting Sheldon...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Penny, Sheldon C.]
A Whole Lot Of Woo by Risknight reviews
Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,596 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Motion by Lizwontcry reviews
Leonard asks Penny to take care of Sheldon for the summer while he's gone, and after spending so much time together, Sheldon and Penny's friendship is tested, questioned, and strengthened. But something surprising is happening and they can't ignore it forever.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,578 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Progeny Divergence by Daedaleopsis reviews
When Sheldon decides he and Amy might have children someday, he asks Penny, as his friend, to help him overcome his intimacy issues. But things get complicated.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Out of Sight, Still in Mind by shana852963 reviews
12 years ago, Sam made a pact to never speak to Carly and Freddie again, after having her two former best friends accuse her of something she told them she didn't do. Now she's living on her own, dealing with the struggles of being a single-mother and having a sick child. But now, Carly and Freddie realize that Sam was telling the truth all along...Definite Seddie coming!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,809 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Blame It On Santa Claus by BreathlessFaith reviews
Sheldon meets Santa Claus.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Five Times Penny Tried to Seduce Sheldon in the Laundry Room by Lizwontcry reviews
In a world without Leonard and Amy, Sheldon and Penny keep crossing paths in the laundry room. Penny has a sexy plan, and it's up to Sheldon (and the universe) whether it's successful or not. Spoilers for 7x11.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Colorless Passion by MegColes reviews
By complete accident, Sam and Freddie reunite in a supermarket. Sam has a kid, Freddie has a girlfriend. Do they still share feelings for one another? Or is it all just a figment of their imaginations? Will they allow colorless passion to overcome them? Seddie, rated T. Multi-chap!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Paintball Perspicacity by Daedaleopsis reviews
Paintball brings out the alpha male in Sheldon Cooper.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Pandora's Box by Lizwontcry reviews
After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
How it could Happen by TempestJo reviews
One of the ways in which Sheldon could find himself on a date with Penny..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Libido Revelation by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Whip Inclination by TempestJo reviews
Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Nothing For Christmas by TempestJo reviews
Just a lil something.. Sheldon wants to prove he's not as innocent as Leonard thinks he is..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Remember Me by lovecomyes17 reviews
A horrible accident happens and Risa loses her memory of everything before she met Otani. Otani now realizes that Risa doesn't love him and will try his hardest not to lose her and make her remember him? Will Risa ever regain her lost memory?
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Atsushi O., Risa K. - Complete
and the reel plays on and on by greatestheights reviews
Pause. Rewind. Fast-forward. As Sheldon struggles to understand when things began to shift with Penny, he discovers his normal approach is useless here. Sheldon/Penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Affection in the Dark by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Otani lay on the bed and wondered. Was he so bad to sleep with? Takes place after the end of chapter 58 of the manga.
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Otani Awakens by preety-lady-serenity reviews
One day at the park, Otani is bewitched by Koizumi's scent.
Lovely Complex - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
His by S. Muffin reviews
Otani/Koizumi. "Are you ever gonna call me Risa?"
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Atsushi O., Risa K. - Complete
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Dance Class reviews
Amy asks Penny to accompany Sheldon to dance class when she's called in to the lab. Agreeing to go she might just learn some things other than some waltzing. (Amy and Sheldon are engaged here but it's an intended Shenny!) one-shot!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Saturday Night – Laundry Night reviews
While Penny is washing her loads of dirty laundry on a Saturday night, laundry night – as Sheldon would refer it as – she decides to playfully try to seduce him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete