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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Redwall.

Author is also warning you right now that if your story suddenly disappears from her favorites, that's because it's been added to this rec list and is no longer cluttering up this account. Her aim is to render a favorites list here completely redundant... eventually.


All right. Starting afresh. Because I bet you guys don't like having to go past all the bio crap to get to somebody's writing any more than I do.

But I bet you also don't like when people don't tell you aaaaanything about themselves.

So.

I'm dobbyfan18
but I go by The Nifty Green Fish on most other sites.
I'm ...majorly... revamping my favorites list to make it more... reference-able
and you can find the reference-able version at
www . freewebs . com / tngf _ recommends
minus the spaces, of course.
My writing style has changed some since the last time I started a fanfiction,
but I really don't need any new projects right now because
I'm working on an original fiction that will be up on my FictionPress account (T.N.G.F.).
The enter key is fun.
I'm really quite terrible at sweeping driveways.
Sometimes I pretend I'm a squid.
I like to bold things.
At the time of my writing this bio,
I have a cold.
Socks are very fun.
I'm a girl.
I'm straight, but I don't have a problem with people who aren't.
My age is none of your business.
I'm a band geek.
Harmonians make me laugh.
So do flames and pencil pants.
And Ryan's middle name.
And.. well... you get the gist.
I heart music,
and I'm pretty sure I couldn't live without my iPod, Lloyd.
Lloyd is a girl. Don't make fun of her.
I'll listen to anything and everything that isn't country.
I live in Nebraska,
where the sky is blue
and the corn is corn-colored
and the political views and the 7th-grade science teachers are usually red.
Both of the above red objects cause me distress.
I'll shut up now.

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The Convention by Emily Blankenship reviews
During a five day Magic Convention in London, Lily and James are forced to live in a hotel room together. James infatuation for his firey redhead and Lily's secret soft spot for him make this trip truly...INTERESTING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blasted Wreck of a Cat by Zero Is Plural reviews
“And you are off your rocker,” Draco informed him. “I am only marginally evil and I am not holding Granger’s cat hostage.” [might be DMHG, but right now it's mostly DMcrookshanks...]features sleep deprived!draco and shedding!crookshanks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Most Humiliating Game by Pyro Vampiress reviews
When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna boarded the Hogwarts Express for Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, six Slytherins decided to challenge them to a game that lasted the whole school year, a type of mix between spin the bottle and truth or
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P.
Diary of an Occasionally Mad Woman by Chrislovercharmed reviews
Being the only daughter of the infamous BoyWhoLived certainly has its drawbacks, as Lilian Athalia Potter knows only too well. But now she has a diary, and is prepared to make darn good use of it. Warning: not intended to be read by normalish people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005
Damsel in Distress by roses in bloom reviews
A story of obsession, boys in ski masks, and the ever so lovable couple of Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. Warning: Randomness may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Interruptions by emmablk1 reviews
These are the REAL notes between all four marauders! If you've ever wondered what they do in class, this is your answer. Speacial appearance by Lily Evans. And later, one by Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. Enjoy! New Semichapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,597 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/22/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Four Friends and One Freaky Book by sirius is on my team reviews
What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so frightening, Sirius so bizarre, James so triumphant, or Remus so wordy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Awkwardly Crazy by TamTikitigo reviews
Percy Weasley knew that he was awkward, and he even knew that he was a tad bit crazy. He just didn't know HOW awkward and crazy he really was. PWOW oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
It's a Wonderful Burrow by grangerinvestigations reviews
Ron's annual selfpity fest takes a turn when he is offered the chance to view what the world would be like if he'd never been born. Future fic, twoshot. RWHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Boredom at its Best by Ollec reviews
Well...there's an extensive explanation at the beginning of each chapter. Please read it only once and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006
Rules, Rules, Rules by MiSSxMELON reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins of Snape's Potion's class are driving Snape crazy! Absurd rules are posted on Filch's list...exactly how did these come about? (No gum, frisbees, matches, ect.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004
Title: Use your imagination by screwthestandard101 reviews
A collection of oneshots with random pairings from Hp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Faint by Pantz reviews
The lines of friendship steadily became hazy. The border between colleagues and something else were redefined and Beverly became his best friend and most forbidden desire all at once... In then end, there was no choosing between them. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
This is a story based on fact by Mog-everything reviews
It has very little plot but you will be laughing I bet. Fred and George are left to babysit HH&R. What couldn't go wrong? CHAP2 A disco at Hogwarts! CHAP3 is up. Fred has godlike powers? Chap 4: The chapter about EmO's, Ponchos and party games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 3/25/2005
Will You Be My Valentine? by starry night blue reviews
[COMPLETE!] James is terrified of his first date with Lily, but with Sirius tagging along under the Invisibility Cloak to give him instructions, he starts to feel a lot better about it...or should he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Untitled Story by Autumn's-Smile reviews
This is what happens when you overreach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2006 - OC - Complete
The Death Eater Club by Pikachu the Conqueror reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Death Eaters got their name? Was it just another one of Voldemort's twisted ideas, or was it something else altogether?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Quite Certain by 2NiteItBeginz reviews
Harry Potter is quite certain Luna Lovegood is a genius. Others would beg to say otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Trembling Hand by saywhat.ROn n h3rmione reviews
RANDOMNESSSSSS Ron and Hermione overcome all obstacles including severe nostril flaring problems brought on by harry. tampons....awkward sensations..... grays anatomy...snot bubbles of wisdom and fortune...yeah, you cant pass this story up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Seven Ways I Cry by The Steppy One reviews
Seven chapter fic. Hermione looks back at the seven ways she has cried throughout her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fate Worse Than Death by crystal h reviews
Ridiculous oneshot. Harry Potter discovers exactly what Dumbledore meant by a fate worse than death, and sets out to use it against Voldemort. Much hilarity and insanity ensues. Very OOC, and very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Florean Fortescue? by Snape's Nightie reviews
Why is the Dark Lord feeling so emotional? And why on earth have the Death Eaters kidnapped the ice cream man? Bellatrix and Severus know. Silly! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 260 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The New Me by spooflover reviews
Ginny gets fed up with always being seen as Ron’s little sister, and so decides to change her image. Will she like the consequences? Who will she end up with? Way funnier than it sounds. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Unadulterated Sue by antijuicy reviews
The Real Sue is threatening Fandom as increasing hordes of readers settle for this disgustingly perfect OC. But all is not lost. The Campaign Against Real Sues have set out on the mission to educate readers on how to recognize a Sue when they see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I Am Afraid of Dr Suess by Aubrieanna NeonBlack reviews
Sirius Black can do anything. Even a 200 point Muggle Studies project in 18 minutes, 15 seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the HalfWit Prince by Aerakine reviews
Who is the strange new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher? Can an angsty Harry withstand his constant urges to kill himself and everyone around him? And will my bad writing be hidden by this strange, plotless parody? Read on and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P.
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The tale of the tail by zan189 reviews
Ginny is tailed by Draco. Why? She saved his life [and virginity]. Now that Voldemort's gone, they're back at Hogwarts. Will Ginny lose her patience? Will Draco survive her tantrums? Humour and lots of fluff [maybe]. HBP spoilers. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Chronicles of Bob by BasketKiwi reviews
This is the story of a first year with a really deep voice and a yellow sparkplug named Louisiana. A tale of Wild Hermione, Ron with Words O' Wisdom, BananaAttacking Draco, and Harry Potter, who may have had SOMETHING to do with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Many Jobs of Sirius Black by Chilibob reviews
This is a gathering of some weird, Corny, Kraft dinnery, and amusing if you like that kind of thing, tales about the charming, attractive and dimwitted Sirius Black!And Snape, Remus, Harry, Mysterious man, Steve the violin player. And many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Get Out of the Posies! by Shalarean reviews
Oneshot. After the downfall of Voldemort. Also, just a random thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dogs, Werewolves, and Stags, Oh My! by made.unmade reviews
Lily Evans has the perfect life, full of charming boys and nice hair. Er, maybe not... Lily's sixth year and all it's dramas. ABANDONED. nb This fic will not be updated. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Guardian Angel Romsca by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Romsca died in Pearls of Lutra, it looked like she had become a Reformed Vermin. Does that mean she goes to the Happy Place where only good woodlanders get to go? Well, yes, sort of...but before that, she has to become...a guardian angel first...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3087 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Time is a Mysterious Thing by LunaDea reviews
Traveling through time isn't as complicated as it seems. The long, long awaited 10th chapter: Fred and George have their hands full with Sirius, while Hermione has something important to tell Harry and Ron...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., George W.
Save the Last Dance For Me by Two Drunk Elves reviews
A Christmas fic featuring Lily and James. Will Lily finally accept James?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love is a Funny Thing by LuckyGirly reviews
Lily and James are rivals, plain and simple. But over the course of the 6th year, will their feelings differ? In between falling into the lake, opening kissing booths, magic carpet rides, snowball fights and more, Lily and James find out all about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,645 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
C'est La Vie by Sathia and Meghna reviews
“Awww.. don’t be like that! If you would just open your mind to the possibility that I’m not as bad as you think I am,.. I’m actually..”“A horrible, no good, egotistical, sanctimonious pig?”“A horrible, no good, egotistical, sanctimonious stag actually”By
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Resolution on the 14th of February by Millia reviews
Lily is avoiding James, James is getting desperate, Sirius is . . . well, who knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You're My Bertie Botts by Hermione-Granger17 reviews
It’s the fifth summer holiday for the trio and spending it with a troubled Ginny at The Burrow leaves Harry wondering about the littlest Red Head and Hermione about the next oldest. A light fluffy HG RH. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus SnapeBy Sirius Black by Chilibob reviews
Sirius' Poem from The Many Jobs Of Sirius Black! You might not get it if you hadnt read the story...But there's nothing realy to understand so NEVERMIND!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
We Were Here by TeenTypist reviews
Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P.
Rules for Dating Lily Evans by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily gets into a fight with Petunia and says she has a boyfriend, when she really doesn't. So, she's forced to turn to none other than James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Was That Title? by Valarauko reviews
A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
Hog Wars: The Phantom Parody by HorribleFishBoy reviews
Chapter 3: In which I lied about the puffins, Harry becomes even more angsty, and Sir Cadogan is arrested!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Switched by TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lets Play Families! by Jaizar reviews
Lily hates the foster homes she has to go to- until she gets to stay in a mansion for two months! Guess who the lucky family is? Lily never counted on having James Potter as a sibling, but hey- its not like they have to share a room or anything, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,659 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Gloves, Toaster and Toilets by Sylvia Snape reviews
What happed when Arthur Weasley returned to the Ministry of Magic after Harry's disciplinary hearing? Includes a pair of impatient gloves and an unimportant toaster. Background through OotP, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Arthur W. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Unleashed! by NaughtyTautology reviews
Crabbe and Goyle: wildly out of character and loving every minute of it! When Malfoy injures himself and is laid up in the hospital wing, his two friends are left to prank, matchmake, and raid the kitchen by themselves. bit of DMPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Gregory G., Vincent C.
House Elves Documented by The Sacred Feminine reviews
Just a oneshot I came up with... I think it's funny... I'll probably make up a bunch more oneshots after this... All about house elves... I think house elves are cool! Especially sophisticated ones...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
The Marauder Adventures by whatitdobootydoo reviews
Randomness, biscuits, pansies, curvy knives, pidgeons, talking walls, elevators, cakes, twigs, vaccuums, puppets, and conquistadors? What's this world coming too? A collection of the Marauder's Hilarious Adventures
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004
Paradise Island by odyssey1 reviews
The Weasleys ( Hermione) & the Dursleys (Harry). Two families winning a trip to a tropical island where they're forced to share a bungalow. Neither family will ever be the same again! Let the fun begin! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Catastrophe by Smenzer reviews
Have you ever tried to pill a cat? Harry may be a great wizard, but he soons discovers that pilling a cat is much harder than defeating Dementors or killing giant snakes! All the characters get involved, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stalker by Queen of Zan reviews
When the drought in Privet Drive bores a girl to tears, she decides to stalk someone in her neighborhood. This is the story of Monica, a sixteen year-old girl who stalks Harry Potter, and what happens when Tonks gets happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P.
The Search for the Missing Apple by Panthergirl reviews
Harry has lost his apple and Ron and Hermione help him look for it. Can they find the apple with the help of Martin the Warrior? Best read when you're feeling silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
TwoWay Mirrors by Lady Taliesin reviews
The Marauder's year one at Hogwarts, involving a few rather, erm, peculiar incidents “You turned Snape into a, into a worm?” including...now, did you really think I'd tell you? :P Please R&R! ::ON INDEFINATE HIATUS::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Harry Potter and the Cheese of Sanity by Gharienne reviews
Harry Potter is now deorphanized, lives with a teacrazy father, a leech mother and a constantly drowning mugger cousin. Join Harry as he tries to finish his first year while remaining insane. Rated PG for insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by PiperX reviews
Boys behaving badly! Harry and Ron make a bet on who can score a date to the Ball first. (HPGW and RWHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Really Long Book by Philosophi Lapis reviews
Harry and his friends are back for their sixth year at Hogwarts. And this time they know they're in a book. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Cohorts and Competitors by le manchot du destin reviews
Just a little story about two people who hate eachother...and how they someday end up married with a kid...that's right, Lily Evans and James Potter, school days, what happened there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Public Eavesdropping by CreativelyCrazy reviews
A little collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of my local paper. Nutritional facts: Silliness: 67 Fluff: 13 Funnies: 15 Bizzare: 5
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,364 - Follows: 419 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Muddy Puddle by Freak91 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk into the Great Hall in their 3rd year to hear a hideous children's choir. What will Fred and George make of it? This is just a really short stupid thing, no need to R&R Disclaimer: I own no one and nothing. Yes, I'm broke. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Am I The Only Sane One Around Here? by Hawiian Girl reviews
Everyone always says talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. What about talking to the voices in your head? Inside Lily Evans' head, three friends are trying to convince her she likes James Potter. Songfic. Oneshot. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Nearly Headless Parody: Decapitated by Firewolf2 reviews
A parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne. Please R&R&Njoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
A Lesson in Humility by NotYourAverageSchoolgirl reviews
Blaise Zabini is the typical pureblood Slytherin- and proud of it. When a certain muggleborn Ravenclaw comes crashing into his life (literally), will he amend his ways? Or will he simply aggravate her until she stabs him to death? Blaise ZabiniLisa Turpin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
Monty Python's Flying Christmas by MorphManiac reviews
Original Christmas Songs Monty Pythonized. Does include spam. PG for British cursing...or something completely different.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
Fred and George: A History by maraudette-kim reviews
Property of Fred and George Weasley WARNING: chapters ahead may contain some seriously funny stuff! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND ANY PERSON WITH A HEALTH PROBLEM. lol jks just R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - George W., Percy W.
Harry Potter and the Search For The Plot by pop the bubbles reviews
WARNING: this story may contain strange, random occurences, no plots, and rabid purple donkeys. Those of u with young children may want to stop reading now, before things get insanely.... insane. NOT by Paintedsecrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Voldemort Got Run Over By A Thestral by Anodyne Letham reviews
Another Christmas song got stuck in my head while reading the fifth Harry Potter book (again). Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Voldemort, Sirius B.
The Toad by brinabean reviews
A silly little one shot that I wrote for English class. Neville entrusts Ginny with his toad for the week and chaos ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
Not Your Ordinary Love Story by LondonWitch reviews
A bet on how long til Ron and Hermione get together, a dare for Harry and Ginny to date, and a plan that involves truth-telling candies. Add a crazed Draco, a lovesick Cho, and a bunch of scheming Gryffindors - it's not your ordinary love story! Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Those Pressing Little Questions by elvengirl9 reviews
You know those pressing little questions that bother you and never get answered? Well, here's your chance to find the answers! A series of one-shot fics. Find hilarious answers to some questions you've been dying to know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Marauders Where Are You? by HappyDappyDrunk reviews
A parody on Scooby-Doo and various other things. When Lily Evans goes missing, it is up to the Marauders to find her! But what do house elves, Lily's atrocious spelling, and apples have to do with anything? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Daily Prophet, Lonely Hearts by Padfoot Prongs and Moony reviews
Various Characters from the Harry Potter Books advertise in the Lonely Hearts section of the Daily Prophet. Funny, I promise![CHP8UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,348 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
Quidditch Players Don't Mix with Flowers by CrystalBallerina reviews
Lily and James hate each other. But not for long, if Sirius's plan works. Of course, Sirius is the worst matchmaker ever... Are Lily and James beyond any matchmaking help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
When Hogwarts goes berserk by lazy-hobbits reviews
...Draco attempts to look sexy but falls over, Ron turns into a pig."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004
The Really Crazy HPLOTR Crossover by Esmarelda Gamgee reviews
Sirius falls through the veil and now its up to Harry and the Fellowship to save him! May be too random for a normal person! Rated PG for teensy language!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004
Hogwarts: A Musical by Kaelinacoop reviews
When two authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... SINGING! Oooh boy... As always, reviews, flames and popcorn welcome! Includes the smash hit, "What a Wonderful Sock!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
Internet Survey by Slytherin Girl Gryffindor Girl reviews
Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
Are you Serious? by Notice-me reviews
Summery: Lily meets the Marauders in her first year… James is star struck, and Sirius is confused, Remus amused. Peter tries to fix things, fails and Lily is sure their all crazy. One-shot, Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry and Luna's Answering Machine by michelle-31a reviews
What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Famous Last Words by Queen of Zan reviews
OotP spoilers One-shot Sirius Black, as he fell through the veil, said something, his last words. Only Bellatrix could hear him, and she didn't care. What did Sirius say, what were his last words?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Crazy Pills, Orange Juice, and Evil Gophers, Oh My by Lazarus Risen reviews
The Insanity at Hogwarts strikes when Dumbledore puts crazy pills in the orange juice! Pyscho gophers, Kiddy Corralls, and an insane Snape follows! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Complete
Fifty Ways by Philosopher reviews
How to properly dispose of your Mary Sue after she dies saving the world from Voldemort. Set to the tune of “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Attack of the Plastic Cows! by Aurora's Light reviews
Plastic cows? Where? Oh well, guess you'll have to read to find out! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Miraculous Life of a not so Black Sheep by Chairman of the bored reviews
The life and madness of Andromeda Black, a Hogwarts 5th year. doesn't really work along the timeline of JK.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004
Ha Ha, Suckers! by She's a Star reviews
. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Can't stop bugging you! by gryffindorgirl08 reviews
Lily and James are in their third year at Hogwarts and never have been able to have a civil converstion. But this year James just can't stop bugging Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Confessions of a Drama Squid by whatitdobootydoo reviews
Have you ever wondered about him? Well now the Giant Squid tells his story..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
S'mores by Crystallic Rain reviews
The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed - Remus ate him -, a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, Peter likes chicken, & Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet - yay inbred purebloods! J/L, SB/OC, RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Im a hero, GET ME SOME PANTS! by Scaz85 reviews
Reality TV show Ron with no pants Waterproof sheet Draco. Read and Review me because I am a lonley recluse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P.
Weird by Sierra Sitruc reviews
You're so weird." Luna couldn't help but feel flattered. And as we all know how flattery is, you always want more. NevilleLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
With A Little Help From My Friends by Offending Shadow reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny thought they were safe. Little did they know that in the adult world, things could only get wierder, as they struggle to keep their jobs, avoid killer land-ladies demanding rent, and promote S.P.E.W.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
What's in a Name by star.flash.17 reviews
When Hermione claims she hates her name, Ginny helps her see it's not as bad as she thinks it is... Especially with all the words that crop up. RHr One shot. Summer of 5th yr, OotP outtake. -REVIEW!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
She's The Girl Even Draco Wants by flyingpurplemoocow reviews
To the tune She's the Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup sry if it is messed up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Philosepher's Chamber by therunaway reviews
Tons of books all meet at Harry Potter World... Sounds dumb but it's kind of funny.This is a story mostly based on comedy though it is a little moral...also my first fafic so please don't kill me
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004
There's A House Elf In The Shower: Song Parodies by Pennfana reviews
Not the most original idea out there, granted, but (hopefully) worth a chuckle or two. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004
Ceiling by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I don't want a boring ceiling,' she said, lying flat on her back as she stared up at the ceiling. Godric and Helga talk about what Hogwarts should be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Instead He Took The Bus by Neon and Mali reviews
Mumbles incoherently Yeah, we'll take the bus if we wanna! VEIL LIKES PUBLIC TRANSPORT! Chapter 2 UP! Like the Shania Twain song. Flamers welcome. We luv you. Yez we doooo.... hahahha.....
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
When Pigs Fly by LJ Fan reviews
A cute little fic where everyone is OOC, and Ron has some funky dreams! RH Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Day the Marauders Died by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Parody of American Pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can I be Fred, too? by lunatyme reviews
Yes, it's true. I've written a story that might possibly have a point. I might actually write one with a plot sometime. Anyway, this is a (imo) funny story about the Weasley twins and some other boys. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2002
Harry Funnies by HermioneTwin11 reviews
You will laugh! Trust me. R and R!/ There are two chapters now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
Werewolf? THERE WOLF! There castle! by Aurora Lynn Rose reviews
A very insane and random fic for METMA challenge 16. I found it quite amusing while writing it, so hopefully you will too. Tis very random and absurd, about Hagrid adopting a new werewolf as a pet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2001
Enthalpy by Rhi Marzano reviews
Ginny goes for the purely physical... but is that really all she wants? D/G Smut, beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Someday by Rhysenn reviews
Sometimes all you can do is watch from a distance, and the wait is wistful and agonising. A romance POV fic -- from who's perspective? Read to find out :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2001 - Published: 1/9/2001
Ours Is Not To Reason Why by Amberdulen reviews
After failing to capture Redwall, a rat sails home ...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2000 - Complete
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Patriotic Insanity reviews
Five years' worth of post-fireworks 4th of July one-shots. A showcase of how drastically my writing has changed is only a click away...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2004
Bittersweet reviews
A series of short snippets of James and Lily... well... being James and Lily! MWPP era. Based around 'Just the Girl' by the Click 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pumpkin Pie reviews
Bits of Maraudery goodness floating in a sauce of random dialogue. Serve fresh with whipped cream. When finished, review! Bon appetit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Tagg: the Musical reviews
Song parodyish thing. First bit of the plot of 'Taggerung' set to a tune... I'll let you discover exactly WHICH tune on your own. You know you want to! oneshot as of right now
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol reviews
I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist! Several ghosts visit everyone's favorite potionsmaster in my rendition of A Christmas Carol. slight AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Severus S.
Stone Cold reviews
No matter how much stolen holly you string around it, an ancient, deserted cottage is a horrible place to spend Christmas. Just ask Draco Malfoy: Death Eater, fugitive, and deep thinking extraordinaire. Oneshot. HBP SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Out the Window! and other random tales of Redwall reviews
Campbells: mmmm, good. This story: random goodness. No Cale feet allowed, even if you have dandruff. As you might can tell, this is just a series of random oneshots. This is my first Redwall fic, so please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
Ranting and Raving in the Room of Requirement reviews
Nice comeback' 'What comeback? I didn't even make a comeback' 'My point exactly' 'You never have a point' 'Well, neither do you' Another scheme to get James and Lily together. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We Will Rock You reviews
I was listening to "We Will Rock You" by Queen when I thought, this SO suits Malfoy. So I revamped it a bit and here it is! one-shot, plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
GaryPaulsenish Sentences reviews
Are you sick of Neville being the little oddball without a girlfriend? Well, I am, and that inspired this story. Step right in for the NevilleOC romance of a lifetime! {a very G-ish PG, PG only to be safe. Title barely has to do with the story.} R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Neville L.
The Revolt of Vincent and Gregory reviews
Crabbe and Goyle find a copy of GoF, and are outraged to see that they're described as Draco's cronies. I tried to be loyal to canon, but please don't murder me if I made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
Lily's Dream reviews
Lily has an odd dream... no, scratch that, a VERY odd dream. More randomness from dobbyfan18, this time with a good condition for randomness. PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
Breaking the Vow reviews
Ginny and her best friend Clarissa vowed never to like a Slytherin. Then.... well, look at the title! NOT a GWDM fic! GWHP, OCDM. My first try at DramaRomance, please R&R! (not PG yet...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004
Surrey reviews
A short poem about Harry's neighborhood that I wrote because....well, because I had the idea! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Boredom Chronicles reviews
The Marauders are bored. What strangeness will occur? BETTER THAN THE TITLE MAKES IT SOUND! Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004
The Marauders' Summer Party reviews
Response to a challenge by Myra Black. PG for some inevitable LJ. Other than that, the title should explain it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Long, Winding, Purple Road reviews
We all know what happened to Sirius at the Ministry. But what about afterwards? It's decidedly possible that Sirius is thrown in to the Land of the Heroic Dead --- where everything, even the squirrels, is purple....and Ali Conklin is mayor....and THAT'S
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Sirius B.
Almost an Ordinary Saturday reviews
Just a very strange fic I wrote because I was in the mood. Involves a very well-educated goat, the trio in Elvis wigs, and Snapple. Do not read if you like stories that make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Lions' Cheering Section reviews
When Lavender Brown, a Muggle-born, tries to organize a Gryffindor cheerleading team, hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
What if reviews
A collection of.... interesting questions I've come up with. I'll try to put up their corresponding fics soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Alternate Ending reviews
Alternate ending to OotP. It's most definitely impossible in the real books, but it's kind of a "pain reliever" after 's death. Warning: CONTAINS MAJOR OOTP SPOILERS (well, kind of)!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2004
My Strangest Fic Yet reviews
Just a very random fic...funny, but it'll make a lot more sense if you watch SpongeBob...Dobby has an identity crisis, George calculates with pi, the Malfoys breakdance...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004
A Play Involving Neville Longbottom and Two Strang reviews
ers... a very weird, very random, and very short story I wrote for lack of anything better to do -- but still very entertaining! My first "published" fic, please excuse the nonexistent paragraphing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004