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Joined 12-15-13, id: 5388551, Profile Updated: 10-03-15
Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Once Upon a Time, CSI, Arrow, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Flash.

We are 3 teenage girls from southern Europe, from ages 15-16, from different countries (3 Greece, Albania, Serbia), different appearances (curly brunette/brown eyes, brunette/hazel eyes, blond/blue eyes). Although we are so different, we get along and have been friends for the past 5 years.

We've been reading ff for a while and decided to write our own.

Flor:

-She has watched: CSI, CSI NY, NCIS, NCIS LA, Castle, The Mentalist, The Big Bang Theory, GLEE, Grey's Anatomy, Arrow, The Flash, Once Upon A Time, Scorpion, Agents Of Shield, Marvel's Agent Carter, House M.D., Naruto.

-Ships:

NCIS - Tiva (Tony & Ziva)

NCIS - McLilah (McGee & Delilah)

NCIS - Brimmy (Jimmy & Breena) ~Our creation~

Castle - Caskett (Castle & Beckett)

NCIS LA - Densi (Deeks & Kensi)

NCIS LA - Neric (Eric & Nell)

The Mentalist - Jisbon (Jane & Lisbon)

Grey's Anatomy - Japril (Jackson & April)

GLEE - Klaine (Blaine & Kurt)

Arrow - Olicity (Oliver & Felicity)

Agents Of Shield - Fitzsimmons (Fitz & Simmons)

The Big Bang Theory - Shamy (Sheldon & Amy)

Once Upon A Time - Captain Swan (Captain Hook & Emma Swan)

Once Upon A Time - Outlaw Queen (Robin Hood & Regina)

Listens to:

James Arthur, The Fray, Fun, Kelly Clarkson, One Republic, Pink, The Script, Hozier, Imagine Dragons, Muse.

Will find her on tumblr here:

Mil:

-She has watched: NCIS, NCIS LA, Castle, The Mentalist, GLEE, Once Upon A Time, The Flash, Agents Of Shield, Merlin, Nikita, Arrow, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Marvel's Agent Carter, Grey's Anatomy, House M.D, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who.

-Ships:

NCIS - Tiva (Tony & Ziva)

NCIS - McLilah (McGee & Delilah)

NCIS - Brimmy (Jimmy & Breena) ~Our creation~

Castle - Caskett (Castle & Beckett)

NCIS LA - Densi (Deeks & Kensi)

NCIS LA - Neric (Eric & Nell)

The Mentalist - Jisbon (Jane & Lisbon)

Grey's Anatomy - Japril (Jackson & April)

GLEE - Klaine (Blaine & Kurt)

Arrow - Olicity (Oliver & Felicity)

Agents Of Shield - Fitzsimmons (Fitz & Simmons)

Agents Of Shield - Skyeward (Skye & Ward)

The Big Bang Theory - Shamy (Sheldon & Amy)

Once Upon A Time - Captain Swan (Captain Hook & Emma Swan)

Once Upon A Time - Outlaw Queen (Robin Hood & Regina)

Nikita - Mikita (Michael & Nikita)

-Listens to:

R5, The Fray, One Republic, 30 Seconds To Mars, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, All Time Low, 5 Seconds Of Summer, Green Day, Blink 182, Bring Me The Horizon, Hasley, Taylor Swift, My Chemical Romance.

Mary:

-She has watched: The Big Bang Theory, GLEE, Austin&Ally, The Flash, NCIS LA, Pokémon, Arrow, Shaman King, Marvel's Agent Carter.

-Ships:

NCIS LA - Neric (Eric & Nell)

NCIS LA - Densi (Deeks & Kensi)

Austin&Ally - Auslly (Austin & Ally)

The Big Bang Theory - Shamy (Sheldon & Amy)

Arrow - Olicity (Oliver & Felicity)

GLEE - Klaine (Kurt & Blaine)

GLEE - Niff (Nick & Jeff)

GLEE - Samcedes (Sam & Mercedes)

GLEE - Brittana (Brittany & Santana)

GLEE - Kurtbastian (Kurt & Sebastian)

GLEE - Sebtana (Sebastian & Santana)

Pokémon(Anime) - Pokeshipping (Misty & Ash)

Pokémon(Manga) - Specialshipping (Red & Yellow)

Pokémon(Manga) - Oldrivalshipping (Green & Blue)

Pokémon(Manga) - MangaQuestshipping (Gold & Crysta)

Pokémon(Manga) - SoulSilvershipping (Silver & Soul)

Pokémon(Manga) - Franticshipping (Ruby & Sapphire)

Pokémon(Manga) - Commonershipping (Diamond & Platinum)

Pokémon(Manga) - Agencyshipping (Black & White)

Pokémon(Manga) - Corruptedshipping (Rakutsu & Faitsu)

Pokémon(Games) - Originalshipping (Red & Green)

Pokémon(Games) - Hoennshipping (Brendan & May)

-Listens to:

R5, GLEE Songs, The Fray, Train, The Script, One Republic, 5 Seconds Of Summer, All Time Low, Simple Plan, Nickelback, Skillet, Anime Openings, 30 Seconds To Mars, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy.

Thanks for stopping by!!! We hope you like our stories!!! Feel free to follow us on Tumblr : 2-huge-tiva-shippers-and-mary.tumblr.com, marys-corner.tumblr.com and ncis-special-agent-tiva.tumblr.com

When you review one of our stories, PLEASE, keep in mind that English is not our native language and we don't have an official beta.

Judge me for any of the ships I like and I won't even acknowledge your existence. I ignore judgement, criticism and most importantly hate. I like who I like, I support who I want and I ship who I ship. It's as simple as that and my mind can't be changed. Live and let ship people!


Reposts

95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!"


There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.


...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop Pokémon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!!...It shows you care..


You say Edward, I say Green
You say Bella, I say Blue
You say Jacob, I say Red
You say Washington, I say Japan
You say Vampires, I say Pokémon
You say "How Romantic", I say, "I CHOOSE YOU!"
add this to your profile if you LOVE Pokémon.


REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?


Hidden deep within me
Are words that I should say.
But I'm far too distracted
By the words across the page.
A new story means a new adventure,
I'm transported every day—
Because I am a bookworm,
And that will never change!


I Pledge to Forever Being a Pokémon Special Fan:

When I think of Red, I’ll remember to fight.
When I think of Green, I’ll train with all my might.
When I think of Blue, I’ll think of mischievous plans.
When I think of Yellow, I’ll think of healing hands.
When I think of Gold I’ll remember that I belong.
When I think of Crystal I’ll remember that completing something will take long.
When I think of Silver, I won’t let the past affect me.
When I think of Sapphire, I’ll set my wild side free.
When I think of Ruby, I’ll keep up with the fashion.
When I think of Emerald, I’ll make my height my passion.
When I think of Platinum, I’ll remember my grades.
When I think of Diamond, I’ll remember the friends that I made.
When I think of Pearl I’ll be stubborn as ever.
When I think of Black, I’ll hold onto my dreams forever.
When I think of White, I’ll remember to be strong.
When I think of the Dexholders, I’ll remind myself that there’s nothing wrong.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


(Mary, Flor, Mil)

Your Guy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or SEGA.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13

TOTAL: 16

TOTAL:8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 5

TOTAL: 12

TOTAL :9


Pokespe Quiz

(Mary, Flor, Mil)

Red

1.You don't give up easily.

2.Your quick on your feet, as in, you have a plan prepared when put on the spot.

3.You tend to be awkward or silly without realizing until it's too late.

4.If you lose, you just work that much harder.

5.You stand up for other people's well-being more than your own, usually trying to help them.

6.You have/had a Poliwrath as part of your main team in any Pokémon game.

7.You blush around a person of the opposite sex often.

8.You're generally a nice, easy going person

9.You're very popular with people.

Green

1.You tend to take things very seriously.

2.You're annoyed easily.

3.You're always calm and collected, given any situation.

4.You're very wise and mature.

5.You're seen as a jerk, when really you're just going about your own business.

6.You think two steps ahead at all times.

7.You tend to keep a wide variety of Pokémon with you at most times.

8.Your parent or grandparent is well known.

9.You've gotten 2nd place a lot of the time.

10.You seem to have a "care less" attitude, but deep down you truly care about your friends.

Blue

1.You're very cunning and tricky.

2.You are/were a bit of a thief.

3.You're good looking, which you can use to your advantage.

4.You take advantage of people.

5.You like the color pink.

6.You don't like birds.

7.You mostly keep "Normal" Pokémon.

8.You like/love cute things.

9.You like to mess with people.

10.You have blue eyes.

Yellow

1.You're shy. Very shy.

2.You have been mistaken for the opposite sex.

3.You usually wear a hat.

4.You can connect with people easily.

5.You like to fish.

6.You just can't seem to tell that special someone how you really feel, huh?

7.Most of the Pokémon you have are/were from other people.

8.You dislike Pokémon evolving.

9.You blush a lot. Even when there is nothing to really blush about.

10.You absolutely love Pikachu.

Gold

1.You're very obnoxious, to the point where people wanna punch you.

2.You're very good at pool/billiards.

3.You ride a skateboard or scooter often.

4.You're very arrogant or full of yourself.

5.You like animals and/or have a house full of them.

6.You like to show off.

7.You tend to hatch Pokémon Eggs a lot.

8.You like to hit on people.

9.You like the Pokémon Aipom or Ambipom.

10.You give people nicknames.

Silver

1.On first impression, you're very distant and cold.

2.You're very quiet.

3.You take things almost too seriously.

4.You seem angry a lot of the time.

5.You'd rather keep a low profile.

6.You think your best friend is annoying.

7.There's this one person that you would do anything for.

8.You have/had a Sneasel/Weavile as part of your main team in any Pokémon game.

9.You're quick to anger.

10.You choose a Pokémon based on power rather than the Pokémon itself.

Crystal

1.You're a hard worker.

2.You work more than you play.

3.You tend to rely on your legs more than your arms.

4.You can kick pretty hard.

5.You like stars.

6.You've actually completed the PokeDex in any game.

7.You're never a violent person. Even when mad.

8.You catch a lot of Pokémon, as opposed to trading, breeding, gifts, etc.

9.You've worked with young children at a school once in your life.

10.There is one person that you can't stand, but can't be without them.

Ruby

1.You have a scar somewhere on your body.

2.You love Pokémon Contests.

3.You've suffered a near fatal accident as a child.

4.You're attracted to the "wild and crazy" type.

5.You wear glasses.

6.You like to dress up your animals.

7.You sometimes forget things that are important.

8.Your birthstone is the ruby.

9.You tend to hide things from people.

10.You can run very fast.

Sapphire

1.You dislike clothes.

2.You're wild and dangerous.

3.You prefer Pokémon battling over anything else in the games.

4.You're attracted to the calm, relaxed type.

5.You're a tough person, but you're still sweet and bubbly deep down.

6.You make a lot of bets.

7.The person you like doesn't show any interest.

8.You have an outfit someone made for you, or at least an article of clothing.

9.Your birthstone is the sapphire.

10.Someone you know suffered because you were scared to do anything.

Emerald

1.You're short.

2.You have a past you like to keep hidden.

3.You love Pokémon battles.

4.You use a lot of machinery or technology wherever you go.

5.You tend to borrow things from your friends.

6.Your favorite color is green.

7.You're older than you actually appear.

8.You wear long sleeved clothes.

9.You have/had a Sceptile as part of your main team in any Pokémon game.

10.You enjoy the Battle Frontier in any Pokémon game.

Diamond

1.You like to eat...a lot.

2.You're protective over certain people.

3.You're quiet sometimes.

4.You make puns at inappropriate times.

5.You tend to be the follower.

6.You're very laid back, not caring what people do.

7.Most of the Pokémon you use are slow and bulky.

8.The person you like is out of your league.

9.You're kind of a dimwit.

10.You can cook.

Pearl

1.You're very hasty at times.

2.You like to make jokes, preferably with a partner.

3.You're very bossy and like to take charge.

4.You usually hit your friends.

5.You call people by their full name when you're serious.

6.You see stand up comedians as an inspiration.

7.You wake up earlier than your friends.

8.You have mostly fast Pokémon on your team.

9.You've learned a lot from your mother/father.

10.You've known your best friend since first grade.

Platina

1.You're family is very rich.

2.You enjoy to travel.

3.You like to try new things.

4.People often worry about you.

5.You tend to lie every once in a while.

6.You're a much better writer than speaker.

7.You like get dressed up for special occasions.

8.You dislike the cold weather.

9.People take care of you more than you take care of yourself.

10.You have been called a princess/prince.

RESULTS:

Mary: Silver(8)

Mil: Green(7) & Blue(7)

Flor:Green(7)


Have You Ever...

(Mary, Flor, Mil)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head.

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself.

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand.

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull.

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push.

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion.

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.

22. Have fallen out of a barbie car meant for barbies.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a water gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.

29. Have tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.

39. Walked into a pole.

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye.

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while doing your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny.

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa.

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it.

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.

73. Ran into a door jam.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.

76. Have purposely licked playground sand.

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people.

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off.

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again.

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

(Mary, Flor, Mil)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.

I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

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Crowded House by kellyb321 reviews
All of your favorite Warblers and a few new faces, too. Follow our boys as they start their lives in NYC, each couple facing their own challenges, heartbreak, self-discovery and redemption. Stick around as they realize support, acceptance and most importantly, true love can all be found in one big Crowded House. Heavy on the Klaine and Niff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 107 - Words: 785,661 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Jeff, Nick
Hunted by SpicyPepper-SweetSugar reviews
"Supernatural hunter Oliver Queen's latest mission's name is Felicity Smoak; a new born hybrid who has gone rogue and left her master." (Full summary inside!) Rating might go up, depending on how brave I'm feeling. R&R. COMPLETELY AU Olicity slow burn! [Nominated for All-Time Favorite DC Fanfic in the Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards 2016!]
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,905 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] John D., Roy H.
The Usual Story! by Cynthia03 reviews
What happens when the hot guy Emma yelled at in Starbucks for spilling her coffee, is her devilishly handsome and rich playboy new boss Killian Jones?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,627 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Between the Pages by DonJohn23 reviews
AU - Jeff wanders into a bookshop to get out of the rain. He comes out with a new book, a new friend, and a new crush.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,897 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jeff, Nick
Felicity's Sweet Revenge by TinaDay3W reviews
Olicity AU - After six years as Oliver Queen's secretary, Felicity is finally quitting her job at Arrow Architecture. And now that she's finished being the stony architect's office slave, Felicity has decided to go out with a bang (hee hee!) and get some fun-and-sexy fantasy fulfillment before she walks out of his life for good. But nothing ever goes the way you plan, does it?
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,035 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
The First Time by milner reviews
Meet-cute prompts. A bunch of one shots done for fun on the different ways Tris and Tobias could possibly meet in the modern day. To be updated in between stories.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Do you wanna kill an a-hole by yumi2482 reviews
This is a parody of Do you wanna build a snowman set in Starling City with various characters singing to each other and eventually reaches Central City.
Crossover - Flash & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Oliver Q., Felicity S., Roy H.
Wonderwall by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
Ally mentors at a local teen shelter, helping homeless teens with their problems. She has always been good at listening and offering advice, but after a while, she even decides this may be too much. That is, until Austin comes stumbling through the door late one night, begging for help. Instantly, she's drawn to him. Austin is in the need of a lot of help. Can she handle it? AU.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 162,386 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Now Do I Have Your Attention? by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian wants Kurt to agree to go out with him, but Kurt keeps turning him down. How far will Sebastian go in an attempt to get Kurt's attention? Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Because of You by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt finds a journal wedged between the books of the Dalton library, and even though he knows he shouldn't, he starts reading it. Before too long he's fallen in love with the journal's owner. Things get complicated when he finds out who the owner of the journal really is. (If you read my one-shots from tumblr you've probably already read this, but here it is all in one place :D)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
The story of my life by Emiily.23 reviews
Nick is bored and gets into social networks, his sister just reblogged a pic from a handsome blonde that calls his attention more than expected. Will the brunet be able to get to meet Jeff, the stunning blonde? Niff!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
A Thief's Heart by NiffAreForever reviews
For Jeff Sterling, London is somewhere to start anew, but when he falls in with the wrong crowd and finds that there are dangers and duplicities around every corner, his illusion of a happy ending seems to be shattered – and can the love he longs for even exist in real life? A sort of Oliver Twist!Niff AU set on the streets of Victorian London
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Jeff, Nick, Dalton Academy Warblers, Wes
Her Life by Probie girl1717 reviews
Ziva David's sister has just been killed. She doesn't know who to turn to and who she can trust. Tony shows up and shows her the joy in life. TIVA. A high school FanFic. This is my first ever one. This story is for the memory of Ziva, we will miss you.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Ari H., Kate T., Tony D., Ziva D.
Time After Time by x.keepingthemoon.x reviews
A few drabbles starring the two loveliest boys on Glee. Niff!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Robin Hood Klaine by ronnyangel88 reviews
My version of Robin Hood legend. It will have a bit of the Disney version and a little bit of the Men in Tights version. But more of the Disney one. Blaine the hero of Sherwood Forest, and his band of men plot one daring adventure after another to outwit the Prince Hunter and his partner Sheriff Sebastian as they put the tax squeeze on the poor. Cover by @BadBoyKlaine on twitter.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Jeff, Nick - Complete
the one with broken noses by thezol reviews
"Well… I had a car accident, got into a fight with a guy with the body of a Spartan, there are parts of my body I'm discovering thanks to the pain… why not also get arrested tonight?" ... This was all Clarington's fault!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
To Sit In A Poppy Field by NiffAreForever reviews
It's hard to imagine that the peaceful graveyard was once No-Man's Land; now, the white crosses instead stand witness to the chance meeting of two boys mixed up in it all… WW2!Niff AU Warning: Major Character Death
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Blazing by LizzeXX reviews
Arthur/OC - Merlin and his sister, Marayna, face another challenge when Arthur, through their own actions, forgets their magic. With Morgana as an ally but Morgause as an enemy, they will face many dangers and threats when Uther's reign comes to an end. As the time of Arthur approaches, what will they do? Will Arthur remember magic can be good? Fourth in the Draconian Prophecies.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,993 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Arthur, OC] [Merlin, Morgana] - Complete
Special Delivery by kellyb321 reviews
It's Warbers Week! Here's my take on Nick and Jeff's first meeting - involving a pizza, a drunk guy and a break up...and Nick's beautiful smile! Rating changed as things heated up a bit...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Jeff, Nick
I Dare You by shadowsontherun reviews
6 months into their bipolar partnership, Black Widow and Hawkeye are still trying to figure each other out. Coming from completely different worlds they work through missions that define who and what they are to each other. Set 9 years before "Avengers", watch Clint and Natasha build a partnership to surpass all others.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 678,030 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Close your eyes and see me by French Dreamer reviews
Sebastian Smythe spends lots of time in a sex shop where for a few dollars, he can watch strippers through a one way mirror. One of them happens to be Kurt Hummel. Will they find a way to each other over their hidden secrets? Well, I think I just wrote a very kinky story. If you might be triggered, ask for the warnings. Also, Blaine's definitly not the good guy here.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] [Jeff, Nick] - Complete
On The Home Front by NiffAreForever reviews
When the Second World War breaks out on 3rd September 1939, 17 year old Nick Duval is evacuated from London to the Kentish countryside. Nick must learn to adapt to country life, and, despite resisting it at first, he discovers that maybe everything won't be too bad when local boy Jeff Sterling falls, literally, into his life! Evacuee!Niff AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,883 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Jeff, Nick, Thad, Sebastian S. - Complete
Sun, Sand and Siblings by NiffAreForever reviews
It's summer and Nick hasn't seen his boyfriend Jeff in nearly two weeks. With only his younger sister and her tea parties, or feeling like a third wheel with Sebastian and Hunter as his options of entertainment, Nick decides that he needs to see Jeff, and he needs to see him soon. Fortunately, it seems that luck is on his side for once. A oneshot prompt from R5 Girlo
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Can You Imagine by OliviaR5Warbler reviews
Nick's little sister knows that Jeff is the perfect Prince for her brother. There is just one tiny problem. Jeff is her imaginary friend and to Nick, he technically doesn't exist. This may be just one of many bumps in the road of the two proving that Nick and Jeff need each other. As a side note, I wrote this before 5X02 was aired so this is actually my own idea thank you xxx
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Jeff, Nick] Kurt H. - Complete
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Fire With Fire by mmerainbows reviews
Badboy!Blaine (S2/3 AU) William McKinley High School has its jocks, its geeks, its preps, and its skanks. It also has the one kid even the bullies stay out of the way for - Blaine Anderson. No one crosses him, and Kurt knows to keep out of his way and do what he wants, whether that's supplying Blaine with a pencil for French class when it's demanded of him, or just staying quiet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 198,842 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Gangnam Style by Squiggle.giggle reviews
Jeff breaks his arm when he tries out the Gangnam Style dance and Nick is there to help his drugged up boyfriend. Morphine!Jeff. Hilarity ensured. Niff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Jeff, Nick, Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Second Star to the Right by NiffAreForever reviews
At night, Nick dreams of a strange blonde boy, and during the day, he converts these dreams into stories. But he never would have imagined that one night he'd find the same boy in his room, searching for his lost shadow; for this is Jeff Sterling, the boy who never grew up... Peter Pan!Niff AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Jeff, Nick, Sebastian S., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
For King and Country by NiffAreForever reviews
Best friends, Nick and Jeff, have been thrown headfirst into the front line of a battle that is not just for their king and country, but also for their own freedom and future. A knight!Niff AU prompt from Kiwi
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Thrill by Janeiina reviews
Jeff is just a regular guy, but his world turns upside down when the new transfer student lays a hand on him.. badboy!Niff
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Boy Scouts and Band Aids by Carbon65 reviews
Of course Jeff feel in a stream and lost his pack. Of course they skidded down the side of a mountain into a cave, breaking themselves and their smartphones int he process. Of course it's up to Hunter to save the day. Now, if he and his only-destructable-in-Sauron Nokia can hold it together long enough, they might just get out of this alive.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hunter C., Jeff, Sebastian S., Nick - Complete
Of Christmas Trees, Kittens and Captain America by embrace-the-deception reviews
The little bauble has hung on the Christmas tree for as long as the Sterling-Duval kids can remember. Why does their daddy hide cute notes in it for their dad? What makes it so special? After an accident involving a crazy eight year old, a superhero and a Christmas tree, their parents finally reveal the story behind the tradition. Daddy!Niff, fluff, slight suggestiveness. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
If That's The Way You Need It by embrace-the-deception reviews
Dalton and Crawford, as part of tradition, are putting on a joint production and it's none other than Rock of Ages. Nick is playing lead opposite the most awful girl he's ever met and he dreads rehearsals. That is, until someone has to take over her part for a few days and a sexy blonde boy steps up to help out. Niff, also Thadbastian. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
The Antics Of Niff by SergeantGullible12 reviews
Niff craziness. For all you warbler lovers out there. Dedicated to kaitykatwarblerlover, my pally. Series. FINISHED.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Bad Enough for You by skyenotdaisy reviews
Jeff wants Nick. Nick likes Bad boys. Putting two and two together seems like a pretty good idea right? Maybe not. Slightly mature content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Annual Warbler Bonding by CurlyGleek reviews
The annual Warbler bonding exercise is paint balling. The losing team must perform a song chosen by the council to the winning team at the Warbler party. Who will win and who will lose? Klaine, Niff and OC X OC. Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers, Jeff, Nick - Complete
Farming Bullets by NatashaKay reviews
Being best friends with Jeff was never easy. Like tolerating and keeping up with his ever-changing hobbies, for one. This time, through the World Wide Web, Jeff purchased something online so absurd that poor Nick has to comply. But what happens if one of their little pets were to escape? What exactly did Jeff buy from Nicaragua, anyway? Niff friendship. One shot, R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Inside The Hauted House by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
AU: Nick is a vampire and Jeff is human. At first the vampire uses Jeff to only feed, what could be better than a tasty hot blond for feeding? Jeff hates Nick for that. But things will change. Warning: A little dark story. Trigger warnings: Death, suicide
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
My Worried Starfish by SyiqahShikah reviews
Nick could see that his best friend was worried about something as they made their way to their shared dorm room. He wonder just what the blonde boy was thinking about.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Lets get the party started by Squiggle.giggle reviews
Kurt is throwing a party at Blaine's family's holiday home. A few Warblers have been invited along with all of the New Directions for one hell of a party. Things do not go as planned and Kurt will be damned to make his party a success. Klaine, Niff, Brittana, Finchel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,602 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
Boyfriend Application by simplynotmyselff reviews
Just when Nick thinks to have a quiet afternoon at Dalton's coffee shop, his boyfriends comes up with the craziest idea ever.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
The Window Across the Way by grrawr reviews
When Nick looked through his window, he didn't expect to catch a glimpse of his half-dressed neighbor, nor did he expect to befriend and fall for him. But then again, when did anything turn out the way he expected? Twoshot for Rebi. Unbetad. Mild smut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Deck the Halls by Nalasan reviews
Little did Nick know that organising a Christmas party for the Warblers staying at Dalton for the holidays would turn out to be so much work - and so much fun. -Niff, Klaine and lots of adorable Warblers-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12330 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Boyfriend, The Space Alien by littlemusings reviews
"I'm an alien, Jeff." "No, you look like a wannabe Ghostbuster with a strange fetish for antennas. You just need the extermination gear, big-ass goggles, and then you're already set." Nick and Jeff get ready for Dalton's annual Halloween party. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Body Heat by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
With no air conditioning, it's way too hot at Dalton. How will Jeff and Nick decide to cool down? Jeff/Nick Oneshot. Fluff abounds.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
A Nice Distraction by flylikeathreesix reviews
Jeff comes back to the dorm after a long day of working on campus. Nick is busy reading a book and not being the best of company. Naturally, Jeff has to find the perfect way to gain the other boy's attention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Secrets Agents 0036 by Don'tThinkAllDay reviews
Nick and Jeff are bored one day and decide to play a prank on their friends...said prank leads to a revelation...r&r please! it's ten times better than the summary!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Hold a Lover Close by CrazedHumor reviews
Their plans were to get back into Agent mode. All they had to do was get their solo auditions prepared and instead it turned into a hot mess on Jeff's bed leaving both of them in an awkward, turned on, heap. Niff. M just in case.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Marco Polo by pursuitofreality reviews
One day Jeff gets lost in the mall before a performance and Nick knows just how to find him. Dalton Warblers - Nick & Jeff friendship. Slight crack.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
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Everything is actually a mess reviews
Cisco gasps when he sees Laurel getting stabbed in the stomach by a blond middle aged man. And then the scene before him changes and he's transported to a hospital room, Laurel flat lining on the bed, doctors working frantically over her, Felicity and Thea sobbing on the other side of her.
Crossover - Flash & Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30 - Cisco R. - Complete
Everything I Didn't Say reviews
AU. Less than a decade has passed and he still thinks of her. One night he decides to stop that stupid tradition and pic up the phone and call her and tell he everything he didn't say. So he pics up the phone today because tomorrow may be a little to late. Full summary inside.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Rule 12 reviews
One year had past and nothing had changed. Tony had been trying to forget what had happened between them, but he couldn't. He had lost the one thing he loved the most. Actually it was not a thing, but a person that he loved more than his own life. (Two shot -for now- Tiva obviously, set one year after PPF).
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
The Piano Man reviews
It takes him less than a split second to register his legs moving or his hands shoving Nell out of the way. It takes him less than that to feel the bullet make contact with his torso- excruciating pain spreading all over his chest. It takes his brain even less than that to register Nell shouting his name, just before darkness claims him.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,820 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Home Sweet Vegas reviews
Wendy Sims had been living in Portland for several years, but she couldn't let her past behind her and move on. Then one day, she received a phone call that required her going back to Vegas...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014
Frozen By Desire reviews
Set after 3x22. Elsa comes in Storybrooke and everything goes downhill. Read to find how and why.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Elsa
What I Did For Love and then some more reviews
Just the sequel to my one-shot "What I did for love" so you may want to read that one first if you haven't already. Neric. One-shot. Complete.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Nell J., Eric B.] Hetty L. - Complete
Stolen Moments reviews
A story based on this general prompt from Tumblr: "AU IN WHICH TONY GOES TO ISRAEL ON TALI'S BIRTHDAY AND FINDS ZIVA AT THE OPERA AND JUST QUIETLY GOES AND SITS NEXT TO HER AND HOLDS HER HAND. THEY DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, JUST TEARY EYES AND KNOWING GLANCES." A One-shot. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Love Don't Die reviews
Just my take on what happens after "The Climb". A story for those who are looking for something to read before the premier. First Arrow story. Olicity. One-shot. Enjoy!
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Complete
What I Did For Love reviews
Eric Beale and a gun. That's all you need to know. One-shot.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Playing House reviews
Deeks, Kensi and a baby. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently everything. This is NOT a pregnancy fic, but somehow our favorite couple ends up babysitting. Is this going to be just another assignment or something more? COMPLETE.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,191 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] Hetty L., OC - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Winter Wonderland reviews
AU- This is my take on Elsa's story and how I would have wanted it to be on the show.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Elsa
TWO HEARTBROKEN DUDES reviews
So after Kensi left I thought it would be nice if Deeks and Tony met and talked about their girls. So today I sat my butt in front of the computer and wrote a one-shot about them meeting. This is my first ever solo fanfiction so please give it a try. NOW COMPLETE. Four-Shot
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] - Complete
Moving on reviews
This is a one-shot kind of based on the promo for 11x13. After Delilahs death McGee struggles to cope with the pain and the loss. A random encounter and some wise words might help him move on. *We suck at summaries but PLEASE give it a try*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Complete