I'm a woman in my late 20ish and I live in Sweden.

I love writing even if I'm not the best at it. xD I'm better at coming up with fun plots then actually writing them out. xD

I apologize for any grammar and spelling errors in my stories =P But English isn't my first language and I have dyslexia (not a good combination) but I am working on getting better all the time =)

When I'm updating a story I try to keep to a steady schedule of one chapter each week on a specific day, can't always keep to it due to work, but does my best to do so. =)

Some of the Anime/Manga I like is :

Haikyuu
Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
Yuri!! On Ice
Fairy Tail
Naruto
Bleach
Free!!!
Bakugan
Bayblade
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Fruits Basket
Ouran High School Host Club
High school of the Dead
Shinrei Tantei Yakumo
Saki
Air Gear
Beast Master
Bloody Monday
FullMetal Alchemist
Rurouni Kenshin
Rosario Vampire
Samurai Deeper Kyo
Soul Eater
Inuyasha
Yu Yu Hakusho

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN AUTHOR IF...

you talk to yourself a lot. (a lot meaning all the time...) - I do... (and I just realized it)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself - No... but my mom asked me if I'm talking to myself or if I'm talking to the dead... xD

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else - Yes... I do...

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..." - Have said something similar at least...

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) - Sugar, Yes... caffeine, yes... don't drink coffee... but drink a lot (and I mean a lot) of tea instead...

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth. - Have done that a few times yes... Scared my friends pretty badly the first few times they experienced it...

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it - I have to... or my boss would fire me... xD

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper - Don't need to... always have in my bag xD and I mean ALWAYS

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off - Have a new one... so not yet...

your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome - no... my work forces me to move my wrists too much for that to happen xD

people think you have A.D.D. - sometimes...

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D. - No... because I have ADHD xD And having both would have been too big a a pain in the ass

you constantly start talking in third person, past or present tense - not that much... but I sometimes I start talking or writing in English despite English only being my second languish... it drives my parents nuts... xD

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason - I do that a lot... I can stare at something for a few minutes and then start laughing my ass off

your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago - They stopped doing that before I even started school... xD

The difference between Friends and BEST Friends...

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

I sooo want to do Nr. 3 xD

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!