SLASHAPALOOZA
"You know what I notice? There's slash all over fanfiction.net. I mean, there's not a single fandom that doesn't have a slash pairing somewhere. Just look! Here's slash, there's slash! It's a freaking slashapalooza!"

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Hello, I am known as Slashapalooza or, if you will, Slashy-chan. I prefer the -chan because it makes me feel that much closer the Japanese culture that I know nothing about! Anyway, I guess you could call me a writer if you can call what I do writing. I am obsessed with the video game Kingdom Hearts and all its sequels. I am most obsessed with its characters, the best of these being Riku.

12.29.07

Love On A Rotten Day is being edited so much it's almost a completely different story. It's finished up to Chapter 6, so I would suggest you not read past that until the edits are complete. Otherwise, consistency is just a distant memory as far as that story is concerned. I'll be updating it with a new chapter once the edits are done, so I'm going to warn you from now that when I update Love On A Rotten Day, you should probably read it again from Chapter One. Otherwise, you're going to be very, very confused. Sorry for the inconvenience, Merry Belated Christmas, and Happy Early New Year!

11.14.07

Oh, has it been over a year already? Hm. Apparently it has, especially as far as some of these stories are concerned. Between my plays and my college applications and my scholarship applications and my laziness and the fact that my laptop breaks every other week, I guess my mind put all these stories in the vault again.

But, of course, I still check my email and I still get that little guilty pinprick whenever I see a review. I don't even need to open it. The YOU HAVE A REVIEW FOR (INSERT STORY HERE) is enough to make my heart break. So this is basically me saying I'm working on the next chapter of Love On A Rotten Day as we speak, even though my laptop is pretty much permanently gone, and I will finish these stories no matter how long it takes. Even if I'm pushing fifty. Even if... well, hopefully it won't take that long.

Does anybody even really read these profiles? Uh, if you do, spread the word, por favor? Gracias!

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INCOMPLETE

Love On A Rotten Day: Riku thought it sounded so simple. Seduce Sora. Get it on tape. Instant popularity. Of course, some things are easier said than done and Sora wasn't the kind of guy to take that lying down. Pun fully intended.

Separate Lives: Sora has always been taught that the rich and the poor shouldn’t mix. Then, he flunks out of his prep school and gets sent to a public school in the ‘slums’, where a certain white-haired boy sets out to change his mind. Meanwhile, Tidus' obsession with dancers puts him on the wrong end of a gun. Twice.

Born To Be Wild: Sora Harada absolutely can’t stand that arrogant rich boy Riku Masaki. Then, Sora’s best friend Kairi blackmails him into putting himself up for auction at the school fund raiser. Unfortunately for Sora, it’s Riku who buys him.

The Matchmaker's Handbook: Sora Harada is the leading expert on love, even though he’s never gotten a date in his life. Then he receives a letter from someone who has a huge crush – on him! Tidus and Selphie have a bet that lands them both in the lead roles of a drama in which all the drama takes place backstage. Leon and Cloud just hate each other. Um. Right?

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COMPLETE

A Few Redeeming Qualities: Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him.

Twas The Night: My Christmas 2005 Special. Sora just wants his boyfriend to have time for him, Cloud wants his boyfriend to say ‘I love you’, and Selphie wants everybody to have a happy Christmas. Will Christmas be ruined for this group of friends, or is there still hope?

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And Remember: You don't have to write evil bitch!Kairi to think she's an evil bitch!