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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 131 - Words: 673,293 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,829 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Hanna-Barbera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,137 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/4/2013
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 80 - Words: 139,125 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Fairly Odd Angles and Other Stories by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How the Sage of Toads and I would write Timmy Turner's ascent into manhood. Here's a hint: He ain't played by Drake Bell...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Timmy, Vicki
MVC Scrap Book by Redrangerpower reviews
*Formerly the MVC Halloween Special. Changed to One-shot book, which includes it.* For all the little random thoughts, snippets, and other goings on in Amorously Minded's version of the Marvel Vs Capcom World.
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2013
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,848 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
Blasto: The Dogs of Tartarus by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
During some downtime, the crew of the Normandy helps out with the latest Blasto film...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Blasto - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Pyrotechnic Princess by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Jubilee tries to get some respect. It all goes down hill from there. Crack, oneshot. Rated for naughty implications and dialogue but otherwise clean.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Tendologic by The Sage of Toads reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Moving Violation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
One shot crossover.
Crossover - Back to the Future & L.A. Noire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Titans, NO! by The Sage of Toads reviews
A slice of life series circling around a group of friends all living under one roof. These friends also happen to be superheros, who have adventures. Hijinks will ensue. Rated M for foul, foul language and ribaldry, and some violence. Read and reply!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/16/2011
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Spare Parts by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Shinji I.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Nobody Dies: The Omake Files by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
Omakes for the Evangelion story "Nobody Dies" by Gregg Landsman. Mostly with a Metal Gear twist. Mostly humorous, with a dramatic twist. See my profile for the universal disclaimer. Latest omake: Metal Gear EVA #0-18.
Crossover - Evangelion & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,043 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
Ranma's fused loops by Tornado Ninja Fan reviews
For unknown reasons Ranma's life is repeating over and over again. Attempting to escape he and others accidentally create repeats that are changed in bizarre ways or fused with other universes. Based on the "Time Loops" by Innortal. Ch.6: nextWAVE!
Crossover - X-overs & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Ranma - Complete
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
A Little More Warning by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/27/2010
Suit Up! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Seeing Setsuna depressed, Negi decides to give his student tips on how to pick up girls like he does. Wait, WHAT? Setsu/Harem, Yuri, shoujo-ai, crossdressing, Stinson-ness, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Setsuna S., Negi S. - Complete
A World Gone Mad by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Snapshots and snippets from the world of Love Ronin Solid.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Walls of Jericho by SamJaz reviews
This is what happens if Shinji thinks. He should do it more often.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2005
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
Raising Rei by Chris Oddland reviews
The ultimate self insertion from hell. What happens when an unwilling fic writer is forced to become the parental figure of Rei Ayanami? And considering the fact that he's a weirdo to boot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Rei A.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 211 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 953 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something New by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
To Alice, Sora is her rescuer in more ways than one. Oneshot, SoraAlice Solice. R&R, it's my first KH fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sora - Complete
I Do by Innortal reviews
A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
Same Old, Same Old by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Night Ocelot Was Conceived by Greekhoop reviews
Ocelot meets a stranger in the forest. Stranger than anyone he's ever met before. Cowritten with EAG.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Ocelot, T. Boss, T. Sorrow - Complete
Tap Dancing Freaks! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The reply to Silver's challenge. Keitaro and Talon try to teach a goldfish to tapdance, but when they drop some harzardous material into it's bowl... Well... Can you say 'B' Movie? R&R, please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete