Merry Sparrow
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Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and X-overs.

Last updated: December 17, 2008 at 4:48pm

Update:
The Lord of the Pirate Potthead: The "No Plot" Plot has been devided into 4 volumes, which has books. Kind of like the Lord of the Rings setup.

Volume One:

Book One: Merry and Jack
Book Two: Pippin and Mel

Volume Two:

Book One: What doesn't kill you only makes you . . . Crazy?
Book Two: Male Pregnacy's?

Volume Three:

Book One: Sparrow kids
Book Two: Minamino kids

Volume Four:

Book One: Elder years for Jack and Merry
Book Two: Elder years for Pippin and Kurama
Book Three: Elder years for Fox and Hiei

Eplologue: Afterlife and Reincarnation


I've drawn up what some of the characters look like for "Lord of the Pirate Potthead: The "No Plot" Plot.

Pippin
Mel
Fox
Jack - This one I did not draw. It's one I had found on the net and decided it would be perfect. It belongs to tifachan.
Merry

Others will be coming soon.


Um... Let's see... I like rainy days, messing on the computer, writing, reading, listening to the radio... oh and watching "My Hero". It's the funniest Bristish comedy I've seen yet.

My Favorite Movie Quotes

"I must tell you, I do not wish to fight you. Violence is no longer in my nature. But if you want it you got it, sister!" - Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calles

"Holy Monkey." - Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calles

"Believe in the butterflies" - Little Nicky

"Even in Hell I get no respect!" - Lucifer: Little Nicky

"We're gonna die, we're gonna die, I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!" - The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

"... symphony of nasty not-niceness." - The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

"The sleigh! The presents! They'll be distroyed! And I care! What is the deal!" - The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

"Ron: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance. I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron." Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"I'm sorry, I ate alot of sugar today." - Hannibal King, Blade Trinity

My Favorite Movies

Pirates of the Caribbean; Curse of the Black Pearl(One of my all time favorite movies 'swoons')
Pirates of the Caribbean; At World's End
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Blade trilogy (Blade Trinity has to be the best one though)
Interview with a Vampire
Van Helsing
Sleepy Hallow
Shanghai Knights
Finding Neverland
The Corpse Bride

My Favorite Books

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Year 3)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Year 5)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Year 6)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Year 7)
Eragon (By Christopher Paolini)
Eldest (aslo By Christopher Paolini
Interview with a Vamipre
Running with the Demon
The Dollanganger series (By V.C. Andrews)
The Bone Collector
A Wrinkle In Time
The Hobbit
The Vampire Diaries: The Struggle, The Awakening, The Fury, and Dark Reunion
Twilight saga: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn

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Harry Lives! by teachersnape64 reviews
Complete but bonus chapters will continue to be added 8/2024 - Sequel to Harry's Last Hope. Sirius comes back through the veil, putting Harry into danger. Can Snape bring Harry back from the dead? A fancy Ball, Quiddich, a kidnapping and twists & turns! Harry Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Severus, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Remus, Draco Malfoy COMPLETE! Thank you for the 1,000,000 hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 275,267 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 10/3/2021 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
A True Family by mandancie reviews
This story is adopted and given permission from Severus Addicted. Albus has kept a secret about two people for eleven years. The time has come for when the truth should be announced. Can Severus be a father? Severitus. Warnings: small mention of abuse/foul language/corporal punishment. No slash. Be kind, leave a review. No flamers please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,538 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Hurt and Help by Eternal Verity reviews
After the events of Harry's first year, the eleven year old decides to write a letter to Professor Snape. The results are certainly not what either of them expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Severus' and Harry's Family Experience by Teddylonglong reviews
Severus and Harry are de-aged due to a Potions accident and spend the summer holidays as six-year-old children in the care of Albus and Minerva. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus/sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always III: A Twist in Time by MusicMelis reviews
Harry's third year is full of danger and surprises as Sirius Black is on the loose causing his father to be overprotective, Dementors are making him relive his mother's death, his friends are fighting, and most shocking of all is the Malfoy's changing sides. Severitus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,485 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
it's complicated by Mall1 reviews
You and your friend move to LA and you end up meeting Markiplier. You guys all become friends and as expected some drama happens. Btw, this is my first fan fiction
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015
Always II: The Secrets of the Serpents Den by MusicMelis reviews
After finding out that Snape is his father, Harry gears up for his second year of Hogwarts. But with mysterious things happening and his peers looking at him suspiciously, will Harry finally realize that he is not alone and trust Severus to truly be there for him? Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,457 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always by MusicMelis reviews
Harry Potter receives a mysterious package on his birthday that will change the lives of two people forever. Set in the summer before second year. Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mirror's Edge by CaptainCrimson reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow fears death . In his pursuit of immortality he draws toward him the mystic and strange . When in his wanderings he crosses the path of the woman who could hold the key to eternal life he begins to question his sanity, what little he has left .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC
Hiding at Hogwarts by Teddylonglong reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Have A Father by Jollybird reviews
Harry found out that Snape's his father after being rescued from the Dursleys. Warning: OOC, Severitus. Abandoned. Rewritten - To Die for Rebirth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
You could by WittchWay reviews
HPSS An old wizard tradition, class cloaks similar to class rings, calls for the bonding of HarrySnape. Only Harry refuses to complete the bond at the price of his friends lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,152 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Boat by Yasona Black reviews
When Harry dies as an old man, his hated childhood professor is the one who comes to take him to the after-life. Can the unlikely pair finally understand each other in death? And what if they're not actually dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Knew Father by ImperialJedi reviews
AU6th Year. Sevitus. Harry is a natural Occlumens and has hidden the fact that Snape is his father since he was 10. Harry must deal with many unique attempts at his life and the ongoing war while studying to become a Healer and keep his parentage secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Ferratilis Potion by Arualcopia reviews
Rescued from Privet Drive by Severus Snape, Harry deages himself during a rash plan, retaining his 16 yr old mind. Can Harry trust the only one who seems to understand him now and who is brewing the potion he needs to recover? AU 6th year. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,601 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
It Starts as a Summer by breannatala reviews
A Snape adopts Harry fic. 12 year old Harry is abandoned when the Dursleys go on vacation and Snape is persuaded to take harry in. From there, everything slowly changes. IN PROGRESS. Temp. Hiatus so I can finish planning and rewrite parts of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,448 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Son of the Death Eater by Urania reviews
Response to Severitus's great challenge. After Harry accepts his new father, he must overcome the consequences: What do you do when you're the son of a death eater? He also must face his ever-changing identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,991 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/2/2002
Lucky Boy by Corbin Slate reviews
Snape goes to the Dursley's to check on a young Potter. He's five years old in this story, hehe!. What he finds is something that even he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Trapped Together by breannatala reviews
Snape has to stay a day at the Dursleys' in Harry's room because the Death Eaters are watching the house and Snape is injured. Then something unexpected and bad happens. More to be added later. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,459 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Remembrance and Renewal by Avatar Arkmage and Nigel T reviews
When the negligence of the Dursleys nearly leads to Harry's death, his disembodied form wanders, and learns truths about Severus Snape, his true biological father. Can they unite against a common foe, or do their wounds run too deep? No pairings. Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 260,371 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
What Might Have Been by leggylover03 reviews
What might have been if Harry had never gone to the Dursley's but instead been raised a wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,038 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Stowaway by kawaii-kuroi-neko reviews
[OneShot][ReaderInsert] You are a girl found aboard the Black Pearl. Ho Ho That is all I'm gonna say! Don't wanna spoil it for you! YouJack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
My Dad by Sever Us1 reviews
Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Dad but not how you think! Scenes in the life of a suprised potions master forced to raise his cousin's son. Follows Harry's life from age two on if he'd been raised by Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,173 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Late Understanding by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT Because of ward problems, Harry had to live with Snape for the summer until they were fixed. Everything was going fine until there was a little misunderstanding, though . . . NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Caribbean Pie by SeriouslyWierd reviews
A story about the Pirates of the Caribbean characters in high school in the modern day. Just a fun peice of writing I did a while back. Being editted and there WILL be more to come.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 2/17/2004
Solitary Confinement by GuTTerArT reviews
In an effort to make them get along, Dumbledore locks Snape and Harry in a classroom for 72 hours. How will they survive one another? [AU] [PreHBP] [No Slash] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shake on it by Laume reviews
AU, sevitus, sort of. Just before leaving Hogwarts, Dumbledore sees fit to share a secret about Harry's and Snape's past. Harry is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Last Hope by teachersnape64 reviews
The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Harry needs to rely on someone and Severus is "compelled" to be there. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! A Ball, Quiddich, A kidnapping, A Battle and so much more! Over 3,ooo,ooo hits! Draco, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Snape, Dumbledore, Seamus, Dean, Dobby, Voldemort, The Dursley's
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 250,250 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Vernon D. - Complete
Gingerbread by Nicks-and-Tics reviews
Is being rewritten. Harry, a gothy teen, working part time at a body art shop endures the mundane insanity of summer life with the Dursleys. Until something happens...dun dun da! Update: Less whining now, but still angsty. Now with a wee bit of drug actio
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,907 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Harry P.
The island! by kioba reviews
A crossover between Lost, LOTR, POTC and Harry Potter and many other things. Because of a mix of plane, ship and uh...broom.... crashes all our favourite heros end up on a mysterious island, and all think there the only ones there. Prepare for mass panic
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dude! Where's my leg! by Loser Princess reviews
A caffeine inspired two a.m. spoof of your fave film. Jack wakes up and finds his leg is gone! With the help of a selfobsessed Will and coquettish Liz, will he get it back? Rated for swearing and just plain rudeness. Best read when very hyper
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Children by El Tejano reviews
Sirus Black and Aragorn argue over who is the better 'dark hero'. Oneshot
Movie X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Manners by AllisonSlytherin reviews
Harry is abandoned after his second year. He's taken in for the summer reluctantly by Snape, but would a summer with the Dursleys been better? Mentions of abuserapeoverall unpleasantness. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snow Wars by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT. Christmas holiday, Hogwarts, the Order, Harry, Snape, and . . . SNOWBALLS? What happens when Harry decides to start a snowball war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Unlikely Raven by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
AUYear2Severitus. Gryffindor turned on Harry when his Parsletongue abilities were discovered. Family discoveries are made and what’s with the Mages and the new Merlin House?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Parvulus by Spork or Foon reviews
After OoTP, Severitus. Sent a package from the past Snape finds that he has a son, who unfortunatly is being abused without anyone knowing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Nightmare by Trisana Kara reviews
OneShot. Jack lives through his worst fears.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete
These Tears We Cry by kidarock reviews
Severus Snape goes back to Hogwarts to visit the headmasters' tomb and grieve
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Jack Sparrow and the Seven Dwarfs by Rita Hill reviews
A spoof off the Disney movie in Pirates of the Caribbean form.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005
The Jack Sparrow Commandments by Rita Hill reviews
Ten Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
The Secret by Tia Evans reviews
NOW AU: COMPLETE! Another Severitus Challenge! Lily and James kept a secret from everyone about Harry. But what does one Severus Snape have to do with it? HPGW RWHG PROLOGUE AND CHAP. 1 REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,380 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Miniature One by Heather68 reviews
Will's a toddler and Jack comes to visit
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Learning to Spell by Nattish reviews
--Alternate Universe-- A very young Harry Potter has been sent to live with Snape. He finds it easier to make friends with the forest creatures than a scary old man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Dreamer-3041 reviews
Harry Potter is faced with yet another crisis. Voldemort has discovered secrets within Harry that not even Harry knew about. How will Voldemort use this information and what has it got to do with Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Path Once Chosen by MaireadInish reviews
Vignette. A man must make choices that influence his life and the lives of those he loves. An introspective look at how taking a mark of slavery influenced Snape's life. Sevitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Absence of Unhappy by Gillian Middleton reviews
This is a sequel to the two series, 'Mine' & 'Snape's Vocation' & the standalone story 'The Owl & The Puppydog'.Severus Snape gets a glimpse of another time and place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry's father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
My Father the Greasy Git by sosevvy reviews
Response to Severitus' challenge: Snape is Harry's father, how will Harry take the news? Will he survive having to live with Snape for the summer holidays?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Owl and the Puppydog by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to Mine and Snape's Vocation, where Sirius Black returns to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The tale of the lost son by scap3goat reviews
[ON HOLD No plans to continue yet] The coverversion of a prophecy makes everyone a little bit jumpy. The original prophecy was made a long time ago. But are prophecies always true? And do they lose their truth during the ‘centuries’? 6th year, severit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snape's Vocation by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to 'Mine'. Snape and Harry settle down and learn more about each other. These chapters can be read as individual stories, but I have further chapters written and planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,982 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Biologically Tainted by Black Padfoot reviews
Just as Harry is coming to terms with himself, A shocking revelation is bestowed upon him, rnhow will he ever cope, and most of all, how will his father? (Not sure when writer's block will leave so i welcome any tips)rnyes i know what was corny... i try..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
So Far Down by Captain Morrigan Savvy reviews
Jack reflects on his loneliness. One-shot, Jack POV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Congratulations, Harry! You're a Snape! by Lisa Lovegood reviews
What would you do if you woke up looking like Snape? Response to Severitus Challenge! No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Pirates of the Carribean Meets Inuyasha by LilHobbitBookWorm reviews
inuyashaPOTC crossover Jack sparrow is in search for something and so is Inuyasha, will they be able to help each other , this is my first FanFic so please review FINISHEDrnDisclamer: I do not own Inuyasha or POTC, tear tear
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Complete
Two's Company by Beckeh reviews
A Snape adopts Harry fic. After being tormented by the Dursley's and rescued by Remus and Severus, Harry is 'adopted' by Snape, and Snape remembers his own childhood and just how alike they are...(no slash, sorry. ) Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Guiding Hand by MochaChocaLatte reviews
Sequel to THE NEIGHBOR! OotP SPOILERS, just in case you haven't read it yet. - It is now the summer before sixth year and Harry has a lot on his mind. Will an important discovery help him to get through the tough times? Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,308 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 611 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Uncovered by Kalysia reviews
Will returns to Port Royale, with a surprise guest. Jack&You.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Lost and Afraid by AngedelaMorte reviews
Tormented Harry rescued from an abusive Dursley household by a mysterious character. My take on a Severitus fic. Read and review! Warning mentions of child abuse. Slight (VERY SLIGHT) HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Once upon a windowsill by Cheshire-Poison reviews
A you&Jack fic! One night, you meet Jack Sparrow who then manages to save you from the grasps of hell. I know, sounds old and done, but I promise to make it unique! [Complete!]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Adventure of a Lifetime by Moonbroken Chaos reviews
One Chapter Left. You-Jack You'v always wanted an adventure, and hearing about Elizabeths and Wills some years ago doesn't seem to help much. But you have to help them find their daughter-even if that means meeting Pearl's Cap'n
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
A Different Life by Charma1219 reviews
Severus Snape reluctantly saves 5-year-old Harry Potter from his relatives
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,564 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
HARRY POTTER FILKERAMA! by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
Do you like filk? Do you like Harry Potter? Then HARRY POTTER FILKERAMA! is for you! "Who Let The Screwts Out?", "Wizarding Pranksters", "Pretty Fly (For The Bad Guy)", and MUCH MORE!! R&R, and sing along!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet Love of Mine by TawnyBloodyValentin reviews
Sequel to Love and Hate at Sea! You&Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
Only the Truth by Jacksrumrunner reviews
A Jack You fic. A miserable girl (you) who cannot tell the truth, is taken on an adventure for all she believes in...a cure. She meets Captain Jack Sparrow along the way, after saving his life. Could their friendship bloom into love, or shatter because
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
The Neighbor by MochaChocaLatte reviews
Five year old Harry Potter is watched by a new neighbor who is anything but friendly, but for some reason wants to get to know Harry better, perhaps even save him from his miserable life with the Dursley's. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
High School Life by zoomzoomzuppa reviews
{AU} Complete AU. Jack is our Mischevious Bad-Playboy; Liz is the Beautiful Popular Girl; Will is the Good-looking Nerd that likes Star Trek; and Norrington is the Football Captain, and most Popular-Guy in School. Anyone know where this is going?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Complete
Project Eve by Avatar Arkmage and Nigel T reviews
Complete. When Voldemort places a bounty on Severus Snape and Harry Potter's heads just weeks before Christmas, they are forced to seek the protection of The MOM AsiaPacific. Cho assists their transition. Part of the Remembrance and Renewal Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
A Snape and Potter SingAlong by Kayla Rudbek reviews
Crossover between Harry Potter and Sesame Street. Casting Severus Snape as Bert and Harry Potter as Ernie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
Love and Hate at Sea by TawnyBloodyValentin reviews
Another You&Jack fic. You are Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow, that could make things interesting, eh? what adventures are in store for you? Read and find out!- REPOSTED NOT UPDATED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Breathing by Raven of Glen reviews
A You-Jack songfic sort of thing. One shot. So very not my style so please- no flames, only constructive critism. Thanks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Complete
Chibi's Of The Caribbean Curse Of The Spooky Ship by Miss Sparrow reviews
Will wakes up to relize he's a chibi! He then notices Elizabeth has become a whiny little chibi herself. Now Jack is an entirely different matter, coz he's loving the fact he's now chibified. What cute horror will ensue? you have to read to find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2003
Harry Potter the Musical by FinnsKeeper reviews
By all rights, this should be illegal. PG for.....umm....I'll get back to you. It's a humorous response to Severitus' challenge. LOL.....I am so ashamed........*sighs* It is finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
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Jack and Will's Holiday Special reviews
Jack and Will have decided to do a series of specials during the holidays. Starts with Christmas. Contains some violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Lord of the Pirate Potthead: Volume one reviews
HP, LotR, PotC crossover but other ideas come from other movies or shows. This is The first part of the series, The No Plot Plot it has a lot of ramdom things, some funny, some serious. You'll just have to read.
Crossover - X-overs & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2005
Parley Forever, Savvy? reviews
Songfiction. PG13 for mild violence and possible language. The guys from Pirates have fromed a group and recording their first album. Character apperances are from Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, and Lord of the Rings
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
There's A Tear In Me Rum reviews
Jack is depressed about something, and sings about it. Not for people with little or no sence of humor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Lover's Quarrell reviews
A girl is left in Tortuga after spending some time aboard the Black Pearl. Sucky summary, but just R&R, please? (My Immortal is previous title.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2004