Fooberman
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Joined 02-16-04, id: 540014
Author has written 8 stories for X-Files, Max Payne, Futurama, and Garfield.
Writing, singing, and dancing are things that ought to be done by us, not for us. If we haven't the skill to do them well (as I, quite clearly, do not), we ought to have the courage to do them poorly.
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The Last Straw reviews
You can only push a man so far, even a man like Jon. Garfield learns the harsh lesson of what happens when you push too hard. WARNING This is a very dark story
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Address Unknown reviews
Complete. The book behind the 90's cult hit Address Unknown. I always wanted someone to write this story, but I never found anyone having done it. This is the best I can do. . .The more I think about it, this is a high T as opposed to a low M.
Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Passion Exhumed reviews
A Harlequin Romance about Archeologists. At first the reviews were funny now they're annoying. I overestimated the Futurama trivia knowledge of the people here. Passion Exhumed is a book mentioned in Jurassic Bark. That is the connection.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The End of Seuss reviews
My third Seuss File (Story in rhyming couplets). This one is short, isn't really fun, and doesn't have a plot. More of a philosophical statement than a story, really. Enjoy. R&R
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - F. Mulder
Is this an MSR? reviews
I mean, when I started writing ff's, I swore I'd never write an MSR. Then I wrote one, swearing that I'd never write another. Did I just break another promise? Oh well. I couldn't sleep, so I wrote this.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/2/2004 - F. Mulder
A New Seuss File reviews
Complete. There comes a time when serious questions must be asked. There comes a time when a story must address serious issues. This isn't that time. This isn't that story. Enjoy. Please R&R.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Seuss Files reviews
Now Complete! This is the X-Files written in rhyming couplets. please R&R
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
The only MSR I will ever write reviews
Complete! I tried to do something good and different. Please R&R
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete