Lexie the Dreamer
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Joined 02-16-04, id: 540021, Profile Updated: 05-07-15
Author has written 10 stories for CSI, Chocolat, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.

Name: Alexandra

Year of birth: 1987

Languages I speak: English, Portuguese, French, basic German, basic Spanish, basic Cantonese.


Favourite books: the seven Harry Potter books (J.K. Rowling), the Hunger Games trilogy (Suzanne Collins), the Lady Julia Grey Mysteries series (Deanna Raybourn), Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion (both by Jane Austen), Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Seth Grahame-Smith), The Prince (Niccolò Machiavelli), The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry), Le Silence de la Mer (Vercors). I'm also obsessed with several comic book series and my favourite character is Deadpool.

Favourite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, South Park, Game of Thrones, Agent Carter, Gotham, Community, Sherlock, The Following, The Big Bang Theory, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Cyber, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Veronica Mars, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pretty Little Liars, Frasier, Blackadder, Titus, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Little Britain, MASH.

Favourite films: Too many to list here but my favourites are musicals and Marvel movies.


My first username was TheBlackPearlIsFreedom. Savvy? ;)

I have written three 10-page essays on fan fiction as university work.

I read the first HP book when I was 11 (I waited for an owl to come... alas, none came) and the books are a huge part of my life. I first visited Platform 9 3/4 at King's Cross Station back in 2008 and then again in 2014 to see the new HP shop and Platform. I've also been to the Harry Potter Warner Bros. Studio Tour London and my dream is to one day visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando.


UPDATE APRIL 2009: About Astoria Greengrass

Ever since JK Rowling revealed the family trees Astoria Greengrass has intrigued me. Who is she? Which House was she in? How did she meet Draco? Did they marry for love?

All we know about her is that she's Daphne's younger sister and that she's two years younger than Daphne and Draco.

Personally, I believe that after the War the Malfoys would have wanted to keep a low profile and the best match for Draco would have been a pure-blood witch who was discreet and had a good head on her shoulders. That's why in my fics I'm making Astoria a Ravenclaw. Draco wouldn't have married some bimbo to be a trophy wife, he would have wanted an intelligent person to talk to and someone who hadn't been in direct and frequent contact with the smug, obnoxious brat he was in school (like the Gryffindors and, to some extent, the Hufflepuffs) because otherwise she wouldn't have given him a chance.

And that brings me to another point. The Astoria I see in my head married him for love because no amount of money would have been enough to erase the social stigma of being married to a former Death Eater. No wonder they seemed so isolated during that small part in the Epilogue; in the new world order the Malfoys are not the "royalty" they once were. Either she was a greedy little bitca (any Buffy fans reading?) and didn't care, or she loved him enough to withstand the whispers and dirty looks.

I see Astoria as a smart, sarcastic, strong and loving person.

Physically, "my" Astoria looks like a cross between Elisabeth Harnois (Morgan Brody on CSI) and Amanda Seyfried, but with blue eyes. "My" Daphne looks like a cross between Kristen Bell and Taylor Swift, but with green eyes.


UPDATE DECEMBER 2012: I joined Pottermore and I got sorted into Ravenclaw, WOO HOO! If you want to add me as a friend this is my username: DraconisElm14008


UPDATE MAY 2015: As you can see I haven't posted anything in quite a long time. I still have plenty of ideas for my OTP Draco/Astoria but struggling with depression and adulthood issues has put a strain on my motivation for writing, though I remain an avid fanfic reader. Also I just noticed that I've been a member of this site for 11 years lol!

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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,947 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Traveling Soldier by Zarrah reviews
AU...SB...Based on the song 'Traveling Soldier'. Buffy meets William on his way to war. Share their growing love through letters. Come inside for the complete summery! Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,115 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Don't do so well alone by lordhellebore reviews
On the way to the Wall, nothing quite makes sense to Theon. Not the way Sansa keeps staring at him, and certainly not the way Podrick keeps fussing over him. He doesn't get it and just wishes they'd stop. Falling ill doesn't help, either.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Jon S., Sansa S., Theon G. - Complete
Losing Control by StupidLeeches reviews
"Let Love In" series, story 1. Embry Call isn't interested in an imprintee; or a girlfriend, for that matter. Enter Lillah Hunter, a Forks native returning after years of being away. She's the last woman Embry wants to meet. So why cant he stay away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 410,578 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Embry, OC - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,700 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Jar of Hearts by KittyGoddess415 reviews
"Who do you think you are? Running 'round leaving scars..." Puck is locked up, Rachel seems to be the only one who cares. What does "unknown" mean? Rachel aims to find out. Finchel b/c it's canon, Puckleberry b/c it's me. AU, one-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Whatever Makes You Happy by BSparrow reviews
She's not their usual type but that's not going to stop her from trying to find a way into their life. Murphy/OC/Connor, no slash. Rated for smuttiness.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,285 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - [Murphy M., Connor M., OC]
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
The Quiet Plains by Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
One Of These Days by Kit-cat99 reviews
He's got it figured, one of these days, she isn't going to want to be with him. Hell, he didn't even know why she wanted to now. Maybe he should just accept that she does and go along with it, who knows how long it'll last. Daryl/OC. Expanded from One-Shot. Complete
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Daryl D., OC - Complete
Running Up That Hill by DeDe324 reviews
"And if I only could... make a deal with God... and get him to swap our places..." Daryl had always known that the end for Merle would be ugly. But he never thought it would come to this... DEFINITE SPOILERS FOR 3X15 "A Sorrowful Life"!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Ashes & Wine by DeDe324 reviews
"Is there a chance you may change your mind? Or are we ashes and wine?" 8 years ago, Kherington Harris' life was turned upside down by Connor MacManus & his twin brother Murphy. Since they left, she & her best friend have struggled to pick up the pieces. What will she do when they come back? Will she be able to let Connor back into her life or was his leaving too much to forgive?
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,064 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Connor M., OC - Complete
Heaven's Full Of Hippies by BooBaLooPants reviews
Cartman gets hit by a bus. Kyle gets confused.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Make This Go On Forever by DeDe324 reviews
"The final word in the final sentence you ever uttered to me was love..." A girl came to Boston looking to start a new chapter with her best friend with no expectations... little did she know that they would meet Irish twins that would change everything. Rated M for language and adult content.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Connor M., OC - Complete
I Still Feel Him by PopcornChicken66 reviews
It has never been so painful for Kenny to die; not until now. Not until Stan Marsh. Slash; One-shot; Song-fic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Crush by shadowglove reviews
There were many things Mindy Macready had yet to master handling when it came to "normal" life issues...Todd Hayne's crush on Hit-Girl being one of them. One Year Post Movie
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Todd H./Ass Kicker, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Tutor Me by Oxyidiot reviews
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Blind Leading the Blind by LillianMW reviews
He sees Glenn cross the yard and figures, 'ah hell'.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Daryl D., Andrea - Complete
Wishful thinking by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Kim just wanted to be noticed... but only by him... Jared.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Jared, Kim] - Complete
Wake up and smell the coffee by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Paul wakes up after another night on the town. AU, NM world, MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 236 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Inseparably Entwined by Blackbirdox reviews
One hundred moments shared between Daryl and Andrea. Post 2x07.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Daryl D., Andrea
I Get Off by cindysark reviews
Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Puppet Master by Vanillasiren reviews
There are times when Esmeralda wonders if Clopin is more than he seems. One-shot for now.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Clopin T., Esmeralda - Complete
1,215 by LillianMW reviews
He wants to touch her, but he's scared she's going to burn him. FutureFic.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Daryl D., Andrea - Complete
Inventory by Aownr1669 reviews
Waking up next to a sleeping Daryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Daryl D. - Complete
Sweet Animosity by Stevie Maertens reviews
Murder, Werewolves, Vampires, and a man that Bella can not stand to help her through it all. La Push will never be the same. Adult Language and Lemons, so Please.. 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,210 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Celtic Knot by Ivory Novelist reviews
A detailed look at Connor and Murphy's life and relationship, up to their time in prison. Aromantic/Asexual Twins as platonic life partners.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
How the Mighty Fall by Ninadoll reviews
Wolf Territory - He was notorious amongst those who did not know the real him. He was known as the poor boy who made it good, a sinner in the eyes of many, a bastard both by birth and character and mostly an animal in the bedroom. I invite you to get to know the real man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,336 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Embry - Complete
Wanna Bet? by mellyb6 reviews
JUST A KISS ENTRY: He's using her to win a bet. She's using him to make the ex jealous. In the end, they're both going to win much more than expected. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Paul, Angela - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by RainbowSparkli reviews
A year after Kyle and Cartman get together, Kyle starts to wonder how Cartman really feels about him. Multi-chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Think About Change by CrisisOmegs reviews
Genuinely smiling where Kyle could see was something he needed to get used to. Kyman, fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rachel takes one for the team by Nova802 reviews
As it turns out, Rachel will do just about anything to win Nationals. Especially if it's something she already wants to do. Puckleberry with a strong side of Kurt/Rachel friendship. M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Feel the Burn by Paceismyhero reviews
A Puckleberry smut story that started as one part and now will be five, covering the five senses in one way or another. Everything on the show that has happened can be assumed to be true here, too, though it is not very relevant. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
You can owe me by Nova802 reviews
Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Almost Like Loving by nicalyse reviews
Maybe this is what happens when two hot Jews are forced to co-exist in the same space.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Noah Puckerman's Guide to Orgasm Denial by KittyGoddess415 reviews
How to Show Her You Really Care Puck tells y'all how it's done. How to keep your woman satisfied but coming back for more, Puckerone style. VERY MATURE THEMES. Takes place in "The Games They Play" universe on my LJ. References to kink within!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
A Bad Romance by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Call by SheeWolf85 reviews
On a blind date going horribly wrong, Paul steps outside to smoke. A payphone rings. Against his better judgment, he answers. What follows might just be the best night of his life. Entry for the Passionate About Paul contest. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
Humble Beginnings by Captain Hilts reviews
Before they were Saints, they were boys. Hyper, dirt-magnet boys. And the only way their mother could get them to behave was to teach them another language. "Our mother insisted on it."
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ma - Complete
Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay by Choice reviews
How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Bright Particular Star by Nova802 reviews
Somehow Rachel Berry turned out to be his pole star, the thing that gives him direction and when Noah Puckerman really needs someone, it's his truest instinct to go to her. Rated "M" for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
I Am A Rock by cell12 reviews
Cartman's POV SongFic based on the classic Paul Simon song.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric Cartman
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Knowing and Hoping by Athenian Grace reviews
Because she loved him. She knew she loved him. But she saw him staring at her. She saw it. AU starting with Mash-up. Rachel/Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Several years later, Kyle finds he still needs the comfort of his first true love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Latent by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Kyle still has a lot to learn.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Messages from No One by uninspired me reviews
Rachel has a secret admirer. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
FINALS by Loony4moony816 reviews
They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Guilty Obsession by Soul's Angel reviews
Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
My Life is in Shambles by Timid Wild One reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,871 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Vida en Muerte by ecaniaga reviews
Following a slip-up in his diet, Jasper returns to school after six weeks to regulate his control around humans. However, an encounter with the new student Bella Swan leaves Jasper truly questioning his vegetarian lifestyle. Full Summary inside Jasper POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,601 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Conversion by Au revoir Amour reviews
He isn't gay. He just isn't. But maybe Kurt can change his mind? Kurt/Puck slash; please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Impulse Control by boysinperil reviews
Written for an LJ prompt: five times Puck & Kurt touched, more or less. Standard disclaimer applied. Some fluff, some angst if you squint, some romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The air that inhabits you by Nova802 reviews
Puck and Rachel slowly find that they have become necessary to each other. Set post Sectionals. Now with an epilogue from Rachel's POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
A Whole 'Nother Language by uninspired me reviews
He’s not like a normal person. In fact, he speaks a whole ’nother language. PuckleBerry Three-Shot. Mostly AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,198 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Messages to No One by uninspired me reviews
The clock is ticking, and Puck is running out of time. This is one time he can't afford not to score. One-shot. Sequel to Messages from No One. But was written before I decided to expand it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sandbox Psychology by alien09 reviews
Because while other boys got a girl’s attention by pulling their pig tails, Puck had opted for a more modern method of mental warfare. One-shot for Shealtiel. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
What Happens At Sectionals Stays At Sectionals by PurtFiend reviews
I have really enjoyed everyone's stories since discovering this site so I decided to write one of my own. It's a one shot written before the fall final so there are no spoilers. You're welcome to comment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Unspoken by uninspired me reviews
Sometimes more words can be shared in just the briefest of glances. Drabble-fic set during 1x13 – Sectionals. So spoiler alert kinda if you haven't seen it. Puck/Rachel
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Sexting by TveitsBoyfriend reviews
Kurt inadvertantly gets a taste of Pucks texting skills.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Surprise in the Closet by Soul's Angel reviews
Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Notice by daisychains123 reviews
Puck doesn't realise, but Kurt notices a lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Dumpster Fetish by Choice reviews
A collection of vignettes, from Kurt and Puck's points-of-view, on Kurt's near-daily trips to the trash. Slash; Kurt/Puck.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Whit A Bit Of Lock by gangsterdorothy reviews
*For The Love Of Jasper One Shot Contest Entry* Doc Whitlock and Easy E are hosts of a late night radio love/life advice show. It's a typical night until they get a call from a woman in a prickly situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Starlight, Starbright by DragonSapphire reviews
Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Compelled by Twisted Root reviews
A Rorschach one-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Completely Obsessed by TripleS-18 reviews
Oneshot, one-sided K/C. Cartman expresses his thoughts over the Jew he supposedly despises. R&R Rated for strong language and slight sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 282 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
dance with the devil by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Tempest Rising by Princeps Invidia reviews
Only when a mild demeanor is paired with a hot temper does Valentine's Day become an impending disaster. Angela and Paul's antagonism for each other increases through a war of letters, but how can either resist the call of fate? Angela x Paul. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - [Angela, Paul] - Complete
He Loves Me Not by Luna C. Starque reviews
Eric Cartman is in love, and has been for a very long time. He can't help it that his crush is the person he's supposed to hate more than anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Stuck with you by Luinwathien reviews
Ellen got stuck in the Louvre. When she manages to open the locked door, she gets dragged into an adventure she never wanted to be part of. A SilasOC please review.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2008
Moog by Foxieglove reviews
Series of oneshot fics starring Pintel and Ragetti, known fondly as Moog. Warning: Some chapters contain slash. UPDATED: New chapters! Pintel avenges a cruel prank on Ragetti, has a chat with Elizabeth about fathers, and risks Calypso's terrible wrath.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Ragetti
Play It Again, Rags by Lauren Wagner reviews
Set during the second movie: Ragetti reveals a hidden talent for music!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
The Little Mermaid by Wambachjr2 reviews
What if the little story that Gillette told to the Commodore was true? What if a little mermaid did flop on deck and tell him the whole story? Oneshot. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - James N. - Complete
You Have To Say It Right by pirateoftherings reviews
Did he love her? He wasn’t sure. Respected her, yes. Feared her, certainly. But love? Being perfectly honest, Ragetti had to admit that he had no idea what it meant to experience love. Not from a flesh and blood person, leastways.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Musical! by xoxolovebug reviews
Jack feels unloved...so the crew sings him a song! From there, chaos and more singing ensues! Please R&R! Inspired by the fic lord of the rings, THE MUSICAL. Warning: no plot whatsoever! IMPORTANT UPDATE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2004
Looking Out For Us by Foxieglove reviews
pre DMC .. Ragetti and Pintel are in prison and life is not good. Until a major event throws the guards into complete disarray of their watch duties, leaving the duo alone with a dog, a bit of luck, and a whole lot of blasphemy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Council of Shadows by HayNet reviews
Silas survives and is reluctantly pursued by Criminal Psycologist, Chloe Blanc who would rather solve another, more personal case. But will the two collide and send Chloe into the hidden world of upstanding Bishops responsible for the deaths of thousands.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,598 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Implied Relationship. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blinded by the White Light by Miroslav reviews
Five ways Hodges didn't freak out after Fannysmackin'. HodgesSanders
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Play the Game by mishy-mo reviews
First in the 'Play the Game' Series. House issued Cameron a challenge, after thinking it over she accepts. But nothing is ever that simple. House/Cam.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - [G. House, A. Cameron] - Complete
This Impossible Love by marcasite reviews
Because needing her this much scared him beyond reason
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Dark Heart, Bright Soul by goldnote reviews
The team can't stand House and his toxic attitude... Will a day off show him what he really wants? HouseCameron. Rated T because it's House... COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Outsider by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Percy always thought of his siblings in pairs: Bill and Charlie, Fred and George, Ron and Ginny, being him the only one left alone. Now he must face his siblings again, Percy thinks he's figured out why he's always been an outsider in his own family
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,272 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Percy W., Bill W. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Taking a Page From the Gnomes' Book by Seaouryou reviews
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Through a child's eyes by Lycanthropia reviews
An unusual day for Silas in London. Takes place some years before DVC. Don't know why I wrote this. I was tired. Silas could therefore be rather OOC. Oneshot. Simple reviews and constructive criticism are both appreciated.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Earth and Heaven by DarkBaralai reviews
SLASH! Have you ever wanted to see Percy and Baldrick sing? Well here you go. Percy has been acting very odd lately, ever since that time Blackadder outright called him ugly, Baldrick may be stupid but even he hasn’t missed Percy’s obvious brooding.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by Shuggie reviews
Graduation is fast approaching. Everyone is under lots of stress with exams and deadlines. The only thing that can make Wendy's last few weeks as a high school student more aggrivating is Eric Cartman. WendyCartman, slight StanKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
An Exercise in Spontaneity by jaygoose reviews
Can I get some fries with that shake? [David HodgesSara Sidle]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sara S., David H. - Complete
GoodBye by Shuggie reviews
Eric Cartman has had enough. He says his final goodbyes to those close to him. Rating for a bit of language, just to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love, Thy Name Is by AmazinglyMe reviews
Alicia has what she considers to be hopelessly romantic ideas concerning George, and proceeds to rant. I don't know what happened to this, it just kinda lept out of my head, twisted itself around, and wound up on the page. I kinda like it though. Oneshot,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
Blackhaired Posy by The Documentor reviews
What if there was one survivor left from the push who was left with the only thing he could connect with the past.... Oneshot set a few years after Goodbyeeee
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
Gred and Forge Ambush Interviews! by Pottergirl101 reviews
Fred and George walk around Diagon Alley interviewing our favorite HP characters. What will they find out? Who will stop them? Short fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
War's a Horrid Thing by dudmoore reviews
Baldrick thinks things over before the Big Push. Complete.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
Long Black Leather Duster by Brynhild GoUrL reviews
Spander Slash Warning. A remix of Little Red Riding Hood.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Xander H., Spike
Prologues by girliedragon reviews
A beginning. Oneshot, if you take it that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Isolation by Is0lde reviews
Songfic. Andrew and Jonathan have fled to Me-hi-co and Andy misses Warren. A lot. The lyrics are from "Lemon tree". [Andrew x Warren]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004
Flushed by pseud0me reviews
One shot Nick is mad, Greg is bad... It's the shortest thing I've ever written. Please read & review.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Birthday Suits by SMKLegacy reviews
On a slow night in the lab, “Dear Abby” sparks a conversation in the break room. . .
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Confessions of a not so dangerous mind by Is0lde reviews
Andrew confesses. How will a man of the church react to what he has to say? And will it help him in any way? Post "Storyteller". READ & REVIEW PLEASE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
Come Back to Me by TimeAsunderQ reviews
One-shot Greg fic. Scenario: Sara leaves at the end of "Burden of Proof." How does the lab take it? Well, our favorite lab rat takes it very badly... Poor Greg!
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Greg S. - Complete
Guessing Greg’s great accident by Dusk Jane reviews
Greg comes in looking a bit worse for wear and won’t tell them what he’s been up to. So a round of crazy guessing from the CSIs ensues. Oneshot. please R&R Rating is a precution.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Greg S. - Complete
Confession by DiabloCat reviews
Skinner has a confession. Just a short little fic on a fact that intrigued me.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/3/2004
Blackout by WarricksGirl reviews
Lights aren't the only problem for the night shift. Greg thinks he's from a different country, Warrick's delusional, and Nicky just won't shut up. Another one of my funny, pointless, balls of fluff. READ & REVIEW!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by WarricksGirl reviews
Greg wants a girl, but he ends up getting a little more than what he wishes for...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Greg S. - Complete
Skinner's Lament by DiabloCat reviews
A short fic that looks inside the mind of one very grumpy invisible man. This is Skinner's thoughts on the League.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2004
A Charming Sort of Elegance by Something Tookish reviews
Diamond of Long Cleeve was never anything remotely close to ladylike, nor does she possess any amount of elegance. However, to a certain Took, there is something oddly charming and irresistible about the lass... (PD, no slash or profanity)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Peregrin T.
Who Am I? by Sethoz reviews
Dr. Jekyll reflects on the nature of the beast inside of him, of the difference between good and evil and tries to answer that all important question; Who is he really? -Fin-
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2004
Bets by Uncertain Hope reviews
A sweet, fluffy little piece I was challanged to write about Pippin's relationship with Diamond. About how they met and came to be married. Please don't flame, this is not my usual style, after all. This should be obvious, but NON SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Peregrin T.
Journal of an Apocalyptic Virgin by mommanerd reviews
Season 7 BTVS - Andrew faces his last 2 days on earth. What is a virgin nerd to do?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004
Of Black Leather and My Boyfriend by Stevie Malfoy reviews
Ever wondered what a day in the life of Draco Malfoy would be like? Black leather and his boyfriend pretty much sum it all up! But if that's not detailed enough for you, add in a little vanity, a lot of witty comments, and some unabashed snogging and you
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happy in a Land of Us by Shona aka Mara reviews
Excerpts from the journal of Andrew Wells
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004
falling literally by jade-radcliffe reviews
What happens when everything’s perfect, you’re in love with the boy who lived and he likes you (although he’s not making any moves..yet) …then suddenly you fall for a stupid, sodding, freakin’, dumbass, insensitve, insane, juvenile, git like Dra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Draco M.
A Sorta Fairytale by street scribbles reviews
‘I remember everything. I remember when we first met... I didn't even know a Ron Weasley or Harry Potter existed...’ Hermione reflects back on her time with Draco, a time nobody even knew existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Conversations by HomemadeMagic reviews
Fred and George have a short, semi serious conversation the night after Percy leaves. Takes place before OotP, but matches with all new canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/3/2004 - George W. - Complete
IRC Hogwarts by Dragoria reviews
a fanfiction I wrote, pretty funny..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004
The Prankster and the Princess by TimidOne reviews
COMPLETE George needs help and holds a forum to get it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Lover's Gone by Anelen reviews
My interpretation of a song by Dido, including Jack and a certain OC that he does NOT fall in love with! Better summary inside. Short n' sweet, complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Complete
Quite the Charmer by DestinysFate reviews
COMPLETE FANTASY-Chapter 8 up! In her life, it seemed the more she didn't want, the more she got. But now that she wants something.... she can't have it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Crappy Story by A Rogue Slayer reviews
This sucks. On purpose. Feel free to use this as a guideline on how NOT to write Buffy fic! This is my slight parodyjoshing at some fictions I've read. No offense intended, just pointing out some things that irk me or tickle me.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
A Year Ago Today by Spikes Bint reviews
A one shot fic, based on a song. Set a year after "Chosen" It's a year since Spike died, Buffy goes to the church to light a candle in rememberance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Going Through The Motions Spike Remix PG by Spike-1182 reviews
Spike sings his own version of "Going through the motions" from "Once more With Feeling"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
Interview with a vampire Spike's style by spikesoul666 reviews
A little funny thing to keep the depressive thought of BtVS's ending at bay...Spike answers the questionnaire of a Watcher...What can go wrong?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
Like Gold by Collie reviews
Geoff's real reasons for heralding William, and what inspired his speech at the stocks.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2002
Feelings by TraceAce reviews
Spike POV fic....Spike muses about his past deeds and the people who tell him he can't feel...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Spike
In Twilight and Shadows by cyberwulf reviews
"...it's hard to sleep when you can hear someone going so completely to pieces just up the hall." Spike hears things he'd rather not hear.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/23/2002 - R. Giles, Spike
Hatred, What have You Done To Me? by PikaCheeka reviews
*sigh* Sorry I haven't written in so long...This is another Draco Malfoy angst monologue, written much like DROWNING IN LONELINESS(this is a semi-sequel)....He's older this time, and darker, and he's finally realizing what hatred does to a person, and wha
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2001
Nobody's Heroes by PikaCheeka reviews
end of 3rd year- Cho, Cedric, and Draco meet at the Astronomy Tower at the end of the year. Though they talk of seemingly meaningless things, as one delves deeper into their words, they may discover the friendship all 'losers' share and never knew one had
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2001
Enemy of the House by PikaCheeka reviews
Draco had a lot of free time and discovered something strange about Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2001
Broadway's Dark Tonight by PikaCheeka reviews
This is just Draco wandering around London being depressed and feeling worthless and missing Lucius. ...song removed though...::very twisted fic::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2000 - Draco M.
Drowning in Loneliness by PikaCheeka reviews
Just after the Second Task, nightmares erupt in Draco's mind and he learns one of the cruelest aspects of life. Not death, not love, just plain loneliness. Draco POV, angsty. Very strange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2000
You Will Soon Live in a Voldemort World by PikaCheeka reviews
The sequel to 'I Want to be the Very Worst'. Voldemort learns a new song [the second Pokemon one], changes it, and terrifies Lucius once again. This time, he fights back with rudeness and mockery!!!!!!!!!! heh heh
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2000
Lucky? Me, Draco, lucky? HA! by PikaCheeka reviews
A Draco Malfoy monologue using that dumb bs song. He is growing ever more angry with the image people create of him....Hard to explain. PG13 for language and very powerful angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2000
I Want To Be, The Very Worst...... by PikaCheeka reviews
Voldemort is getting bored. So he sings to his wand. What, you may ask? a spoof of the pokemon theme song! Then Lucius walks in...ok. enough of that. Just read it! heh heh It's not really Pokemon, so don't worry if you dislike it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2000
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The Story of Us reviews
A collection of random facts about the Greengrass sisters, Daphne and Astoria, their lives, and their husbands Theodore Nott and Draco Malfoy. Drabble series. Draco/Astoria, Daphne/Theodore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] [Daphne G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Second Best reviews
He's the second best Seeker. She's the second best sister. Neither knows they'll never see the other as second best when they grow up. One-shot. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
Three Months Later reviews
It's Christmas break and Draco and Astoria are waiting for Scorpius. From the Platform until they return home they face old acquaintances, new friends and a ton of memories. One-shot. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] [Daphne G., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Curse of the Albino Peacock reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
We're naming him WHAT? reviews
One-shot. Was Draco the one who came up with his son's name? Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Kinda Magic In Everything We Do reviews
Willow wakes up and admires the goddess that is Tara. Set in season 6, the morning of the day Tara is shot. Willow's POV.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2005 - [Willow R., Tara M.] - Complete
The Innocent reviews
One-shot set in the 1880s. Drusilla gives Spike a gift... an innocent girl.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004 - [Spike, Drusilla] - Complete
I'll never have Freedom and Love reviews
One-shot. A girl's thoughts on Vianne, freedom, and the man she loves. Orig. character's POV.
Chocolat - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Someday we'll be together again reviews
Her life was perfect until he was taken from her. Will grief take over or will she be able to find hope?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004 - [Sara S., Nick S.] - Complete