![]() Author has written 5 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Warriors. Hi it's Varghul!(Formerly LorreVarguhl) Here's a little about me; Birthday: February 4th, 2001 Gender; female Hobbies; reading, learning in school, writing, and drawing Stories currently being worked on: A Night Fury's Tale Dreams Come True Stories on Hold: A Decepticon's Sorrow (I plan to continue this after A Night Fury's Tale is completed) Random Transformers Drabbles (I plan to eventually add another chapter, although, I don't know when) Completed Stories: Favorite TV shows- Dragons; Race to the Edge, Riders of Berk, and Defenders of berk, TFP, TMNT 2012 Favorite movies- How to train your dragon 2 & 1, Predacons rising, The Croods, Rise of the Guardians, and Divergent Favorite Songs- For the Dancing and Dreaming (HTTYD2), it's time to die(FNAF 3), It's been so long(FNAF 2), and Welcome to my Life, Wolf, Little Fang, How Could This Happen to Me, Haunted, Stay With Me, Sorry About Your Parents, My Eyes, and Dead Hearts Favorite Apps- Dreamworks Dragons Rise of Berk,Family Farm Seaside, My Horse, and Dragons World Favorite Online Games- School of Dragons, Howrse, and Animal Jam Favorite Dragon Classes- Strike class and Tidal class Favorite Dragons - Valka's Bewilderbeast, Toothless, Stormfly, Smidvark, and Cloudjumper If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like How to Train Your Dragon, copy and paste this on your profile. If you LOVE How to Train Your Dragon, copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! Copy and paste if you're on team ASTRID! Copy and paste if you're on team HICCUP! Copy and paste if you're on team HICCSTRID! Copy and paste if you support Hiccstrid. What DOTD really means: Don't Offend The Dragons. Put this in your page if you support dragons. How to Train Your Dragon lover! W Please If you've ever wished that dragons existed in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, AkariWarriorofSoul, LaurenJr,CareBear0309, The Whisperer of Death Phoenixthefirebird, Varguhl I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!) Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder. The Ferret bird exists right? No body move! I dropped my brain... Gingers have souls, Their just not theirs.. Turaaaash bags! I want turaaaash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em!...Trash bag? Gimme Trash bag! I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you. What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!! Person 1 "What have you been eating, rocks?" Person 2 "Why? Is your head missing some?" when you're 5,your parents want you to learn and share with them, but when you're older, they just don't want to hear what you learned, unless if it's about your grades... If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!) If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile. (I so wish for that!) If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Then how will we see the How to Train your Dragon TV series, and the sequel, and the third movie?!) If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.) If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (Yes! And the Cutest!) If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. (I can't help it! They're so good!) If you think Toothless is cute as a cat. Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah I do that alot.) Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (They're so yummy!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Umm I think I know if I have.) If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (We so are! Am I right girls?) If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!) If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.) If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!) If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. If you would vote for Vanellope copy and paste this on to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this. Girls I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL Things to think about! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? In the How to Train Your Dragon book series, the Green Death is Green and the Purple Death is Purple. So in the movie, why is the Red Death Blue?!?! (Maybe for it's red horns?) 50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals 4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around') 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6). 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off 12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself 15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys). 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet 18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them. 20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and 21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, 26. Climb things. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo. 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing. 45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at 47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to 98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. |