Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, and Harry Potter.
The new name is Jean-Claude Iscarot, which shall be my pen name for the rest of my life. If I don't think of something else. I love anime/manga, paintball, und martial arts. My fav anime/manga include Inu Yasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Pilot Candidate, NOIR, Hellsing, all Zoids series (except Fuzors, GOD that series SUCKS!), Akira, Yu-Gi-Oh, DBZ, DB, and Outlaw Star. I'm also a fan of the HP book series. U got a problem wit dat? No? Good. I'm currently living in the US of A. I'm a relativly new writer, although I have read fic's for a few years. I may have only one story down online right now, but give some time. I have (hopefully) many grand story ideas. I might be offline for a few weeks on end. That's cuse my folks kick me off because of my "failling" grades (Is a C failling?). So updates might be slow.
Fav Pairings (For ALL stories!)
nything else I dont generally like. But that could change! Important note, I will not write slash fics. It's not because I dont like them (Hell read Parallel by Stormy1x2, that is one HELL of a fine slash fic!) , it's only because I cant write them.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."
Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop: 1. Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay-away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Last night I was looking at the stars and then I wondered, where the hell is my ceiling?
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Money and looks aren’t everything... but it’s all I got!
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?
What a shame – looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
You’d be pretty good looking if it wasn’t for your face.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities - but we don't agree with that.
They say that a right kind of person will come along - I think a truck hit mine.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
If you don't like the way I drive - stay off the sidewalk.
Well there’s your lesson for today children, and don’t forget to look both ways before crossing the street. Oh yeah, and hold hands. It gives the cars more targets.
If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
I have very simple tastes. I am only satisfied with the very best.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know So. Why learn.
"Anger is only one letter short of danger."
"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.”
"If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever."
"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night."
"A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever..."
"It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."
"Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile."
"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions."
"Only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it."
"Just 'cause you can make me come doesn't make you fucking Jesus." Tori Amos
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something." Plato
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." Dick Gregory
"If you have a job with no aggravations, you don't have a job." Malcolm Forbes
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." Napolean
"Do not needlessly endanger your lives... until I give you the signal." president Dwight D. Eisenhower.
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Alfred Hitchcock
"It is perfectly American to be wrong." Newt Gingrich
"There they are-- See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Evil." Bob Dole, on a gathering of ex-presidents Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, and Richard Nixon
"Go away." Barcelona travel agency
"Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it." Benjamin Franklin.
"Always obey your superiors. If you have any." Mark Twain
"Life is a sh--sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you can't taste the sh--." Jonathan Winters
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than ugly." Oscar Wilde
"It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you." George Orwell
"I always advice people never to give advice." P.G. Wodehouse
"I Came. I Saw. I Conquered." Julius Ceasar
"Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them."--Sticker
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes."--Leia Organa of Alderaan, Senator
"Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try."--Peggy Noonan
"In the absence of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras."--Tom Nolan
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."--Robin Williams
"Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep."
"Money is not everything There's MasterCard & Visa."
"I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain." Carol Leifer(Found this off of Sea Chelle's Profile, just to let you know! ^_^)
"Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity." Remy De Gourmant(Ditto from the first quote above this one)
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." Marlene Dietrich
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!"
"Not everyone can be heroes, some people have to be those sitting on the sidewalks clapping as they go by." - not sure who said this
"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care." Richard Pratt, Pacific Computer Weekly, 20 July 1990
I may be fat but you're ugly - I can loose weight!
My child beat up your honor student!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
No radio--already stolen.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Give me ambiguity... or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
There are three kinds of people: those who can count... and those who can't.
i suuport publik edekashun
Make it idiot-proof and some- one will make a better idiot.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
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