Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
I'm a student from Bristol in England and I am currently studying in Scotland. My passions in life include reading, swimming, writing and archery, not always in that order! I write mostly long stories of my own invention, but as these aren't fanfiction you won't see them here. When I write fanfics they'll probably be Tolkien or Harry Potter. In both cases I tend to try and be true to the books, not the films. I don't have much time to write, and most of the time I do have goes to writing my books so updates may take a while, sorry. I hope people enjoy my fics, beause that's what I write them for; please read and review. If they don't like them, oh well, I had a laugh writing them anyway!
Wow! I can't believe the response I got when I posted this. Big thanks and extra cookies to all my reviewers! As there won't be another chapter on this I'm going to answer a few things here:
Several people said that it made them uncomfortable that many of the jokes were at the expense of one person. Yes they are, but that isn't my fault, it's J.K. Rowling's fault. Reason being that I made some jokes about Snape because of the chapter in book 5, Snape's Worst Memory. Parts of this fic are heavily based on that chapter.
The same goes for Fredscrazyloverwoman, who pointed out that Snape's name is Severus, not Snivellus. I know that, but in Snape's Worst Memory they call him Snivellus.
Obsessed-with-random-theories-about-Harry-Potter: I don't particularly support Sirius/Remus ships but I have a friend who is adamant that those two love each other. I just had to put that in for her!
Shaumeimei: No, I'm English and I really can't work out where you got that I'm Canadian!