Baby Jenks
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Joined 03-29-01, id: 54052
Author has written 3 stories for Heathers, Invisible Man, and Labyrinth.
I AM BABY JENKS
DEATH TO DAVID!
Now thats out of the way, lets have fun!!! Im eating a hot dog right now! The ketchup is running down my arm...unto the keyboard...damn! Be right back. *goes and gets paper towel* I hate Heinz...NEway, what are YOU doing? I like wierd people, so if your out in left field email me! Or is it right field? Damnit, I can never keep those straight. Whatever. Now I sound like a Valley Girl. Which is bad, especially sience I live in California. And im a lifeguard. I live next door to Christian Slater, and across the street is Brad Pitt. He lives with Tom Criuse, but sometimes they fight, and the little girl who comes over (she looks very similar to Kirsten Dunst) runs around screaming and chopping off her hair with another woman who always wears Kackis.
But then, I killed the little girl, the woman, and the tan guy with a british accent, and Brad Pitt and Tom Criuse lived happily ever after with that damn dog who craps in my yard.
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Misplaced Trust reviews
Jareth, Sarah, Hoggle, Ludo, and Sir Dimydus on a bed for a couple days. Hmmmm…
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2001
Off to Naughtyville! reviews
I was watching Peter Pan...and my mind was wandering...
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/4/2001
Ding-Dong reviews
JD and Veronica have company...X-over!
Heathers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4/29/2001