Totchii
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Joined 02-17-04, id: 540814
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

She rang my bell before my sex operation got botched...and now we all must pay the taxes!

Also, sorry I suck at updating?

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Before the Dawn by Lizbian reviews
Harry loses his memory after Sirius' death - he remembers nothing but his life at Privet Drive and the magic he's learned. Once he re-meets everyone, his life is turned upside down... Rated R, BoyBoy love, Language, Violence, Blood play, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,411 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agapi by Lone Butterfly reviews
A drastic choice made by the Great Dumbledore has consequences after his death. Begins 10 minutes after Book 6 ends. Chapter 32 up! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006
The Bet by Aki-Hoshi reviews
AU. HDOC. Post-war. It all started with a little bet. Draco Malfoy’s never been one to back down from a perfectly do-able bet. But when that bet involves Harry Potter...? Draco’s realising that this bet isn’t as cut and dry as it seems, nor as easy…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 287,930 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fight School by arcadie reviews
Ch11[AU]Eden Hall is a warzone of politics and fighting. Charlie is invited to the top of the social hierarchy by Adam, the leader. But, like everyone else at the school, they both have ulterior motives that the other does not know.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 3/25/2005
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Malfoy finds Jesus by herringprincess reviews
NOW COMPLETE An evangelical Christian preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy. Contains jokes, smiting, and slash. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Barbarella reviews
Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Hardship That Brothers Face by G-21 reviews
[AU"It's hard to confess your love to someone, especially if that someone is your brother.-Draco [incest HarryDraco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Harry by Passo reviews
{FINISHED!} Voldemort is dead. But Tom Riddle is alive... sixteen, alone, and in Hogwarts. Now it's up to Harry to befriend his former enemy. Will they find friendship or something else? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
All Kinds of Healing by RagnarokSkurai reviews
David and Christopher sleep together. Denial and angst ensue.
Everworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,300 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Physical by Trephinia Cealyn reviews
[completed] HD set in fifth year. Non-convential ending? Well I've heard lots from my reviewers about how great this is. But it's up to you to decide for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
They Say That Opposittes Attract by anne918 reviews
JUICY Chapter 4up! What will happen when Portman has to turn to Banksie for help.SLASH!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Rifts by Nemati reviews
To Harry the three months of muggle school are a refuge from everything, even the Gryffs. He is finally free to be a normal teenager and he flees from his horrific memories in his artwork, and his new Slyth roomies. DARK. Abuse, rape, cutting and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Absence of the Heart by Kay the Cricketed reviews
(Finished!) Heavy SLASH - C/J -- spoilers for Book 5. ^^;; ... written for twisted amusement. Christopher, Jalil, alcohol, doorknobs, and hormones are *really* an interesting mix.
Everworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 5/3/2002
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Lizard2 reviews
Finished! - *SLASH* Love or Hate? Why do Darcy and Wickham loathe each other so much? This is my take on what *really* happened during those most tender years...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by Sea Chelle reviews
Here's another epic about how Harry goes back in time, but there's a drawback. Draco Malfoy goes with him. They meet the Marauders...but what if Harry is sorted into Slytherin? And Draco into Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Harry P., James P.
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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In the Moonlight reviews
When mistakes are easily made...who can handle the consequences? Eventual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Meeting of Manners reviews
Gryffindor!Draco...possible slash?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Something Wholly Unpredictable reviews
HPSS Slash! Snape shows up for summer vacation...to see Dudley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Rose Bride reviews
What is this preverted form of a dueling society, anyway? (Definate SLASH)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gay Men Have Godmothers Too! reviews
A Cinderella story...done HP style...Or rather, the story of Harry Potter, his Prince (Draco), his Fairy Godmother (Snape), and…?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cloudy With a Chance of Malfoy reviews
Harry has finally realised what he wants..(Cliche, I know!)(DMHP)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shades of Blue Between Another Two reviews
Who else is blue? GWHG Femm Slash (Rather short, fluffy, and pointless!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Shades of Blue reviews
HPDM slash...Am I blue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kay the Cricketed (211)
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Ryuuza (60)