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(Difference between friends and best friends)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -bitch- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too
FRIENDS: Stay away from Angel dust
BEST FRIENDS: Will be your suppliers
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Normal people: Say, "That was awesome!"
RC9GN fans: Say, "That was bruce!"
Normal people: Say something is boss when it's awesome.
RC9GN fans: Say something is the cheese when it's awesome.
Normal people: When something bad happens, say, "That sucks!"
RC9GN fans: When something bad happens, say, "That's wonk!"
Normal people: Will call stupid people idiots.
RC9GN fans: Will call stupid people shoobs.
Normal people: Probably think ninjas are cool.
RC9GN fans: Know there's only one ninja left and think he's THE STRAIGHT-UP CHEESE :D
Normal people: Won't react if green mist comes out of the air vents.
RC9GN fans: Will frantically check to make sure they're not feeling any negative emotions so they won't get stanked.
Normal people: Would run screaming if a monster suddenly showed up at their school.
RC9GN fans: Will wait for the ninja to show up.
Normal people: Will keep calm and carry on.
RC9GN fans: Will keep calm and consult the Nomicon (I found one that said that on google images, lol so funny XD)
Normal people: Wouldn't really care if one of their friends showed up at school with a fake mustache.
RC9GN fans: Will immediately rip it off of them and yell, "Dude do you want to get your eyebrows shaved?! They'll know you're a fakey! THE ROBOT THAT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU ISN'T WORTH IT!!!"
Normal people: Would freak out if a robot suddenly went berserk and tried to kill everyone.
RC9GN fans: Will check to see if it was made by McFist Industries.
Normal people: Best riddles came from the Sphinx.
RC9GN fans: Best riddles come from the NinjaNomicon.
Normal people: Frankenstein.
RC9GN fans: Krakenstein.
Normal people: Will just suck it up and climb the freaking rope.
RC9GN fans: Will go looking for a golden doctor's note, even though Julian ate them all...
Normal people: Won't care if a fart box and a potato are in the same room.
RC9GN fans: "Let's just put these in separate rooms..." *Moves fart box and potato*
Normal people: Would think a history pavilion with robotic exhibits would be cool.
RC9GN fans: "ROBOT UPRISING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Normal people: A sword can't cut through almost anything.
RC9GN fans: The ninja sword can cut through anything... except stupid.
Normal people: Would be excited if a foreign exchange student came to their school.
RC9GN fans: Will not, under any circumstances, say "hallo" to them.
Normal people: In a rap battle, anything that rhymes goes.
RC9GN fans: Will never ever use the words "earth attack" in one.
Normal people: What's a skunk pine?
RC9GN fans: Will cover their nose when going near one.
Normal people: Have something better to do.
RC9GN fans: Check the TV schedule to see when RC9GN comes on and make sure to watch it every time it comes on, even if it's a rerun.
Normal people: Their best day ever was probably the day they got a puppy or went to a concert or something.
RC9GN fans: Their best day ever was the day they first watched RC9GN.
Normal people: Will ignore this.
RC9GN fans: Will post this onto their profile RIGHT NOW before the Sorcerer gets them.
If you like Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja up this on your page with your fanfiction name
I have alektorophobia. I am Randy.
I am Allergic to Dust. I am Howard.
I have a video show the whole school sees. I am Heidi.
I love everything that is dark and mysterious. I am Julian.
I play the flute and nobody calls me by my real name. I am Flute Girl.
I watch this show every time it is on. I am a fan.
I love the show show and i think about it everyday. I am a fan.
I record every single episode. I am a fan.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
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