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Foe Yay by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 185,550 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Medic, Sniper, Spy
Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,962 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Prometheus by BrokenArrow411 reviews
The Collectors didn't fail. Unbeknownst to Shepard, they had already succeeded. A new Reaper. A human Reaper. And now, the men, women, and children of six colonies must face a choice: to fight or to succumb to their new sinister purpose.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,643 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harbinger
Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
Beyond Aperture by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Warmth by renegademechanic reviews
Chell and Wheatley spend a snowy Christmas Eve together. Post-Aperture NSFW Chelley fluff with core Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Snowfort by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
When Teufort gets blanketed with snow overnight, Sniper is delighted. Spy's not sure what to make of Sniper showing a positive emotion in front of him for once. It's actually rather endearing, which can't be right. But such thoughts must be put aside when there are snowball fights to be won. (My half of a fic exchange with Chaosandmayhem!)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy - Complete
That's Not My Waterloo by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
'I know you're trained to resist torture. I also know you're the one with the answers I want. You'll break eventually. But I think a little extra incentive might be required.' When an organisation wants answers out of Spy, they turn to hurting a team mate to get results. Except, they might have made a small mistake with the team they chose to kidnap someone from...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Complete
Each Usgie by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
The BLU Sniper keeps disappearing off into the sewers every evening. BLU Spy wants to find out why. The answer isn't one he could have ever hoped to of predicted.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Sanguine by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
It really shouldn't have come as a surprise that is was the enemy Sniper who was the first to realise that something was really wrong. It was his job to watch out for the Spy after all. Except this was one time when his careful vigilance would get him into a whole world of trouble, not out of it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Digital Influenza by renegademechanic reviews
After an exciting trip to the supermarket, Wheatley comes down with a bad case of digital influenza. Friendship Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Wheatley, Chell
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Trek by The Fanfiction Core reviews
It was time for her monthly trek, and time for him to face his fears.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Strain by The Fanfiction Core reviews
The road to recovery is not an easy one, and when the path gets rocky, relationships can become strained.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Cake and Lies by MVTK42 reviews
Last wishes should always be fulfilled. Sometimes, this is easily accomplished. Other times, not so much. Human!Wheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,413 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS, Adventure Core, Caroline - Complete
Spark by renegademechanic reviews
AU oneshot in which an android!GLaDOS is acting as the captain of the Axiom, having taken over and launched it back into space after its arrival on Earth. She now means to become better acquainted with her Autopilot.
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - AUTO, GLaDOS - Complete
Rust by The Fanfiction Core reviews
Chell wasn't the only one still having nightmares.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
A Little Test by The Fanfiction Core reviews
He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Research and Development: Wheatley by carolnegate reviews
Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Wheatley's First Christmas by chickens reviews
Back in the days of yore, The Aperture staff enjoy a holiday themed laugh at Wheatley's expense.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
The Langelaan Countermeasure by DemonFox38 reviews
It was his fault that it had happened in the first place. He had to fix it. Still, does he have the conviction to kill his teammate, even if it will restore him to his old self? What monster was that poor man turning into?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Engineer, Sniper] - Complete
Boy Do I Love Sweating by honezuki reviews
Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Debuggen' by DemonFox38 reviews
Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Daisy by thepunishment reviews
Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Crush by Jaswinder reviews
A year's passed since the final battle of the Gurren Brigade. Viral's having trouble adjusting to civilian life, and a restlessness he's never felt before is driving him mad. Viral x Yoko
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,362 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Viral, Yoko L.
Tabula Rasa by lookitallthecolors reviews
The wheel-shaped autopilot activated with a start, feeling distinctly unwell. A/N Another Auto rebooting story, but with a twist. Oneshot. Warning: Nightmare Fuel
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2009 - AUTO, Captain McCrea - Complete
Not Possible by ArmoredSoul reviews
He used to be human. AUTO centric.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - AUTO - Complete
Paradigm Shift by lookitallthecolors reviews
paradigm shift : n. a fundamental change in approach or assumptions. Oneshot.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - AUTO - Complete
The Wake Up Call by Queenbean3 reviews
AUTO wakes up to meet a self-proclaimed roboticist and two rogue robots from his past. Their mission? Robot rehab. Note: Because the readers demanded it, this story is now a series!
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - AUTO