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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Top Ten reasons why Harry should brush his teeth...

1. When your teeth get blown out by a well aimed 'reducto', if they are bright-white they are much easier to find.

2. Smirking at your opponent in a duel is much more effective.

3. Lying is much easier with an attractive smile.

4. Who doesn't hate the taste of your own mouth in the morning?

5. Witches appreciate clean teeth.

6. Famous people can endorse hygienic/dental items and make tons of galleons.

7. People will yell at you if you don't.

8. That clean minty fresh taste!

9. British dental insurance is outrageous!

10. Cavity prevention.

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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,299 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 6,004 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Eternal Guardian by Quillian reviews
An ancient wizard with a hidden tower sanctuary takes Harry Potter in as his own; AU to the entire saga. Please inquire inside for more details. DONE - PLEASE READ THE NEW NOTICE! (December 14, 2013)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,171 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Lord's Lament by Selena Silvermoon reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born. AU HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,973 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 4,037 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No More Strings by Ginnyfan99 reviews
Set after Order of the Phoenix, Harry, tired of sulking around after Sirius' death decides to take matters into his own hands. Independent Harry...Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 215,318 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14851 - Favs: 7,988 - Follows: 7,087 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Superhero by ckil reviews
Harry Potter wanted to be a superhero. He really did. This is his life as he learned to harness the power and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8549 - Favs: 10,392 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
First Steps by stowfords reviews
AU 4th year A child like none other. With the power to perform a corporeal Patronus. What could have happened with a few steps in the right direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Harry Potter and the Runespoor Shield by Ms Spider reviews
Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,895 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 5,487 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Memory by M.E.S 50 reviews
AU. What would happen if after an accident 5 year old Harry remembered about magic? Moreover, remembered all about his parents changing SecretKeepers. How would his family change? Warning: some Dumbledore, Ron, and Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,810 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,216 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and A Grandfather's Gift by MadScribbler reviews
A week after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry receives a gift, which might hold the answers he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,200 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Primal Magic by Sutenhotep reviews
After the DoM, Harry finds blocked powers, new abilities, and a sudden need to marry Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 4,838 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Let's Kill Harry reviews
AU. The Dursleys decide their freakish nephew is an abomination. Furthermore it is their sworn duty as members of The Church of England to put him down. Permanently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P.
The First Task reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Wizard Down reviews
I just hacked Scholastic's servers and downloaded parts of book 7 that she has completed. This is a cut and paste of the final battle. Don't blame me for the results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete