Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Sherlock.
I'm going to come out and say it - I'm a slash fan. Nothing delights me more than two tasty guys getting it on. So as you might expect, this profile will be full of slash fics.
If you don't like it, then bugger off. Simple as. Any flames along the lines of 'you homos will burn in hell' will be ironically used for kindling. I could rant about the rampant stupidity of mankind, but I won't.
There's not much I don't read (aside from badly written, grammatically incorrect, or plain ol' OOC stories) so you can expect to find a wide variety of reading material here. I'll post some of my own stuff, but I can't guarantee it'll be good. I have ADD, and am freakin' awful at sticking with one story at a time. Hence I have 60 fics in the works, and not many of them near completion. I'm trying to get them done before I post them 'cause I know I hate waiting for a new chapter, and don't want to put anyone else through that. Two Halves of Safety is the exception - it was originally a one-shot, but encouragement from reviews meant it got turned into a WIP multi-chapter fic.
I've taken the new policy of trying to write shorter stories - that way they get posted quicker.
Anyhow - relax, enjoy, try not to trip over the carcasses of haters.
My Stories - Update: Jan 2014
Two Halves of Safety - Chapter 9 is up, and one of my lovely followers has agreed to be my beta. Thank you to all you wonderful people who offered! Chapter 10 is on its way.
Cake and Death - Pure HP crack-fic goodness. Voldemort finally invades Hogwarts... but everything goes to Hell as the frosting hits the fan. Starring Black Betty, comfort eating, perverted rats and Satan. Oh... and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Two out of 3 chapters completed, one to go before posting. Check out my AO3 for the first chapter!
Friends in High Places - Three people. Three situations. Three times homicidal idiots get their asses kicked by unimpressed lovers. Slash. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel, Bobby/Crowley. COMPLETE. Sequels/companion pieces in the works.
A Non-Verbal Thing - Sherlock slash fic. Sherlock/Moriarty - The mouth and tongue may work in unison to perform one conversation, but the eyes say something else entirely. Maybe it's time they worked together. POSTED will possibly be continued.
Fruit Punch - Take an unarmed Boy-Who-Lived, a wandless Slytherin bastard, seemingly endless bottles of fire whiskey, a locked broom closet and a healthy dose of sarcasm, mix well and this is what you get. Mentions of slash, underage sex and drinking, past Draco/Oliver Wood and future Draco/Weasley Twins. COMPLETE.
You can find the full explicit versions of various stories (clearly marked) on my- (silver-penn. livejournal. com) or on under the name where you will also find all my works in progress in their unfinished states.
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