queen of the imps
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Joined 02-18-04, id: 541648
Author has written 12 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Lost, and Harry Potter.

Well, I finally figured that I ought to have a real profile, rather than just a bunch of quotes.

Pen name: queen of the imps

Age: 19

Gender: I think my pen name would indicate fairly well what my gender is. Actually, my pen name probably makes me seem like a transvestite. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not. Erm, anyway...female. Most definitely female. Wow, that was long.

Current Location: StJ/SJU campus

Fandoms: Red Eye, Phantom of the Opera, and Batman Begins. I'm a former writer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Yugioh.

Info: There's really not that much to say. I'm an art major, and will hopefully be minoring in English. I'm from New York and of Irish desent, and am extremely proud of those two facts. I like movies and art and, obviously, fanfiction. I like darker stories rather than fluffy ones, so be careful if you decide to read any of my stuff (unless it's of a humorous bent). I'm a bit of a geek for grammar and spelling, and if you pay attention to both those things, I'm much more likely to read your stuff. I like crossovers and AUs, and I have a tendency to lust for villains.

Email: ckthephantomess@yahoo.com

And, just because I still love them all...

Quotes:

"I took the gun, thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a bear!" -Sawyer, LOST

"Oh, how wrong we were to think
That immortality meant never dying."
-'Our Lady of Sorrows'

"And we'll love again
We'll laugh again
We'll cry again
And we'll dance again

And it's better off this way...
So much better off this way..."

-'I Never Told You What I Do For a Living'

"Just see how virtue repays you
You turn and someone betrays you
Betray him first and the game's reversed."
-'The Riddle'

"Watching McAdams kick Rippner's ass is like watching someone beat the crap out of Elmo. Toughness is kind of the essence of a good bad guy. I mean, Christ, I was surprised Rippner didn't get a spanking. "
-'Mr. Cranky'

"Whatever female-driven, emotion-based dilemma you're going through, you have my sympathies. But for the sake of time and sanity, let's break this down into a little male-driven, fact-based logic."

-'Red Eye'

"Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments. Now, it's probably not very frightening to a guy like you, but these crazies? They can't stand it.

They scream and they cry...much as you're doing now."

-'Batman Begins'

"That's right! You should blame God! First He makes hangovers, then half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, GOD!"
-"Red vs. Blue"

"Some of the side effects to the medication I take are either nightmares, and sometimes diseases, and sometimes diarrhea, constipation, bleeding from the eyes. My ears ache. Sometimes, I get headaches, migraines, death. But I got pills to cure the death, so I take those and it... and it off-sets the death effects."

-'Ill Will Press'

"No buts! For once, Monsieur le Vicomte is right!

Seal my fate tonight,
I hate to cut the fun short
But the joke's wearing thin
Let the audience in!
Let my opera begin!"

-The Phantom of the Opera

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Blood Runs Vicious by kinnoth reviews
They've been doomed from the get go. Walburga, Orion, Sirius, and Regulus Black. Sirius x Regulus if you want it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Comparison by The Emmanator reviews
Sirius will argue with a brick wall about anything. Especially his little brother being involved with someone of questionable, at best, sanity. Heavily implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Sirius B. - Complete
And He Plays by coleygirl reviews
Sirius Black oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
End of Story by emication reviews
Desmond shares more than his alcohol with Sawyer one night by a campfire. Jawyer and DesPen with S3 spoilers and speculation.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sawyer, Desmond - Complete
Black & Blue by SparkOfShadow reviews
Red vs Blue fanfic! The background of one of the only RvB characters that HAS a background, Tex. Chapter 4: First Sign of the Morning Light
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
The Perfect Con by emication reviews
SawyerBoone piece I've had in my head for a while now. Kinda dark with spoilers for Season 1.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Sawyer, Boone - Complete
Secret Bruises by toestastegood reviews
[Slash] They don't cuddle. Sawyer's not the cuddling type [CharlieSawyer Chawyer]
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Charlie, Sawyer - Complete
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
Newspaper Word Cutouts by FalseEyelashes reviews
He’s been playing the name game for as long as he can remember. She of all people should understand that. SawyerKate.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Aversion by Saturn Bracelet reviews
It is during these moments that Lisa thinks she could fall in love with Jackson.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Regression by sunnycouger reviews
For some reason they brought the worst out in each other and Sayid just can't work out why. Slash. Complete.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sawyer, Sayid - Complete
Less Than Our Breathing by Adison reviews
Sawyer wants to help. He wants to ease.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Sawyer, Sayid
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When We Were Innocents reviews
I was a Gryffindor, you were a Slytherin. We weren't supposed to have anything to do with one another. But dammit, we were lonely. Sirius Black / Barty Crouch Jr., implied Sirius / Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sirius B., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Intervention reviews
We weren’t meant to be together for very long. Fate has made that clear time and time again. A SiriusRemus oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Twisted Kind of Brotherhood reviews
Two brothers grow up together, never realizing that one will become a renowned psychopath, while the other becomes an assassin for hire. What secrets do they hold, and how will they react when reunited after 13 years apart? BACK FROM HIATUS
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,915 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
Warm Tears, Hot Blood reviews
The only times she seems to love you are when you’re near death or covered in blood. A vignette in Sawyer's second person POV. Spoilers for 3x06, I Do.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Trickle of Crimson reviews
An encounter at night leads to disastrous consequences. My first attempt at a drabble.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Jackson Rippner's Answering Machine reviews
Jackson sure is a popular guy. Imagine the kind of messages people must leave on his answering machine. WARNING: Pure silliness ahead.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Did You Think You Were the First to Fight Back? reviews
Lisa is horrified to discover that she, not Jackson, will be arrested for the Keefe attack. Ch. 8: Sleep is a luxury when you're running for your life.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005
Salome's Dance reviews
Someone begins to stalk Lisa, taking photos of her and sending threatening letters. Assuming Jackson is the culprit, Lisa takes measures to protect herself. But then a package arrives that both horrifies her and forces her to reexamine her assumptions.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
The Lesser of Four Evils reviews
[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
When Mary Sues Attack reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul have been running from Mary Sues and have taken refuge in the house upon the lake. So what happen's when they're trapped there with one of the most nonsensical, uncanonical Sues out there?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
High on a Hill reviews
PotO AU: PotO meets Secret Garden: Misselthwaite Manor has always been an odd place, where ghosts wander the halls, a disfigured man controls all, where you can hear crying at night that cannot be explained, and a 10 yearold girl must go to live.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
The Phantom of the Opera vs The Scarlet Pimpernel reviews
It’s the ultimate musical match-up! Two murderous villains pining for an unrequited love! Two singersactresses with lives like soap-opera characters! Two foppish aristocrats! French-ness! (No knowledge of SP required)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005