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Hi!!! Im Chise Sakamoto! My motto is Wô Shí Èzuójo shízao zhê. In english that is "I am a mischief maker. My two favorite harry potter quotes are "I solomly swear i am up to no good" and "Mischief Managed". I hope you enjoy my stories!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, Chise Sakamoto
If you're a Demigod copy this into York ur profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. (Brooke :D)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (But I don't remember...)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (PJATO)
(Uh... Um... Uh... Oh Yeah!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill
If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically in the background.
90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. (Sometimes...)
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh... Who hasn't?)
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. (For protection?...)
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Too many... I'm a murderer)
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (*Stop it. Is* not funny!)
How is it possible to have a civil war? (haha. Opposite redundancy... I get it...)
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... (Or nailing butter to a tree, or tried dribbling a football)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I wasBLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass this on.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England)
Know I'll Be An Author Because...
You talk to yourself,
You talk to yourself as if there is another person in front of you, but you know there isn't,
The Keyboard letters are fading because of over typing,
You love to read,
It's not hard to find paper and pen near you,
One of your Idols is an Author,
You spend most of your time on Fan Fiction,
If someone asks "What are you doing?" you'll answer either writing, reading or what not.
If the Library is one of your favorite places.
You want to be an Author when you grow up.
Normal People vs. PJO fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm downre sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Boomerangs can cast spells.
-It's possible to gamble moonlight.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
-Even plants can wage war.
-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.
-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.
-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.
-Most Fears are from you DNA
-You are not crazy if you are attacked by a dog bigger than a car, you just have to find that kid in school that LOVES enchiladas
-if you lose your memory, a goddess (*cough Hera cough*) needs you to save the world
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
Harry Potter is a Hufflepuff
-Harry HAS to have been either emotionally or physically abused at the Dursley's enough that he is crippilingly shy
-Mrs. Figgs must be like a grandmother
-Has to meet Nymphadora Tonks/Susan Bones/Hannah Abott on the train
-Must be paired with Luna Lovegood
-Has to have an ability NOT in canon
-Snape is not a jerk. Doesn't have to be best buds, but they are at least civil
-MUST HAVE TINY HARRY
Please PM me if you chose to create a story for this challenge! Enjoy!