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Joined 12-29-13, id: 5417121, Profile Updated: 01-16-16
Author has written 6 stories for Lorien Legacies, Caster Chronicles, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi. I'm not really sure what to write here but I've seen other profiles so... yeah.


(BOLD THE ONES THAT DESCRIBE YOU.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'
m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so THEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion so I MUST have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I
'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be GINGER and wear KILTS. (No-one does by the way.)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (I feel obliged to underline- I'm not bi, but I'm panromantic and it's the same point they're trying to get across)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I have a HIGH METABOLISM AND LIKE FOOD so I MUST just be eating to spite those who can't burn through food as quickly.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

I HATE stereotypes with passion, just wanted to let you know!


Check out my friend Ashley Sky's fanfics! They're amazing and so is she!


My profile is kind of empty at the moment because I've deleted a lot of it as I was 13 when I first made it...


Feel free to message me about anything anytime!

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A Divergent PJO story by E-saw-bell reviews
This is a crossover between the Divergent series and the PJO series. This was something I came up with and thought that it would work well. So lease enjoy!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Lauren
We're Supposed to be Dead by TheBookWorm3 reviews
This is what you could call my legitimate family. Thalia—she's the oldest. Always telling us left from right. Next, was Jason and Percy. Bianca comes only a year younger than them. A year after her, Hazel. And then, there was me. You might be wondering why a bunch of random names are some family. I can tell you one thing we all have in common. We're supposed to be dead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G.
Melting Ice by Ashley Sky reviews
(This story occurs after the Fall of Five) After the loss of Eight, Six, Nine, and John are desperate to regroup after being split up, and Ella is struggling by herself in enemy territory. Before they can find each other again and save Ella, however, Marina starts receiving mysterious messages in her dreams that suggest the impossible. Dare she hope?
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,210 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Sam G., Six] Marina/Seven, Ella/Ten
WIZARDS AND DEMIGODS TRUTH OR DARE by TheOriginalADHDKid reviews
WELL, IF YA'LL ARE TOO LAZY TO READ THE TITLE... It's a simple, insane game of truth or dare with four demigods and four witches/wizards. The hostess, a crazy, Demi-Witch named Alex.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,986 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Rain, Coffee, and Roller Skating by Ashley Sky reviews
GoGo and Tadashi both enjoy each other's company more than they are willing to admit. While they bond over successful inventions and warm beverages, Tadashi remains the caring nerd that he is, while GoGo remains in denial. (This is a Tomodashi story) [GoGo, Tadashi Hamada]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Baymax, Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Ninley by im-a-freaking-spy reviews
short Ninley (NineXStanley) fanfic **No TRoS spoilers, but will not make sense unless you've read it!
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Nine
California by HauntedSilver reviews
In which the war is over, and Adam drags the gang to the one place that will always remind him of One. Adam/One, Sam/Six
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Adamus S.
The Night A Drunk Guy Broke My Window (And Several Moments Afterward) by LazySundayGirl reviews
Exactly what the title says. Narvina AU, with some Nix that could be implied if you look very, very deeply. Possible to read if you haven't read LL.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2014
We Did It by meganace reviews
"We did it, Henri. We won. Welcome home." Takes place after the war when they return home. Based on an edit I made.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2014 - John S./Four
To Mum and Dad by thewarlockandtheshadowhunter reviews
Teddy Lupin is about to leave Hogwarts. He decides it's time to write to his parents - at least Harry thinks it's a good idea. Written for round 6 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter. sammy-is-a-sassquatch created the cover graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
The Fight of the Remaining by scone104 reviews
This story will follow the events after Eights death in the Fall of Five. Will he be revived? How will the others cope? Read to find out. (previously called sorry, I changed the name!)
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,621 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Marina/Seven, Eight] John S./Four, Six
The Reunion by thewarlockandtheshadowhunter reviews
Caleo reunion. Leo returns to Ogygia and makes good on his promise to come back for Calypso and save her from the island. This is the first story I've posted, so reviews would be greatly appreciated. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Heroes of Olympus Series or any of the characters in it. sammy-is-a-sassquatch created the cover graphic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Calypso, Leo V., Festus
The Second Chance (sequel to The Fall of Five) by thesecondgarde reviews
The Garde are scattered. One of their own, a traitor, one taken and one gone forever. Joined by Mog traitor, Adam they are now faced with an even more daunting task. But they are not as alone as they think, for a long lost ally has returned. Will the Garde rise to this second chance? Or will Lorien's saviors meet their ends? NOW COMPLETE! (SEE CHAPTER 30 A/N FOR DETAILS ON SEQUEL)
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,672 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
It's a Statement by Breelin reviews
Marina and Eight just don't understand the importance of clothes… even when what you wear can send the completely wrong message to your teammates. One-shot. Plenty of Navrina with hints of Nix.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Marina/Seven, Eight] Six, Nine - Complete
The Problem With Stolls by apologiesforthebadfic reviews
In which Katie and Lou Ellen discuss the various problems that come with dating a Stoll Brother. Short one-shot, Tratie and Connor/Lou Ellen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Travis S., Katie G.] [Connor S., Lou E.] - Complete
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My Eight reviews
A Navrina (Eight and Marina) story. WARNING- Contains spoilers from the Fall of Five (BIG spoilers) and character resurrection ('cos I still can't bring myself to accept the saddest book death of all time) and other such entertaimtment! On hiatus because I can't think of anything and my brain is annoying me.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Marina/Seven, Eight - Complete
How To Fix Thalia Grace? reviews
Thalia's had it tough. Her brother was taken, she was literally a tree, her friends all depended on her. But those things were all resolved: Jason was fine and they met again, she never had to look at that tree again, her friends grew up an learnt to fend for themselves. The only thing that hasn't fixed itself is the luck (or lack of) she's had with love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
Room Number Seven reviews
Marina is a maid at the student rooms of a fancy collage. Everyday is the same repetitive monotony of folding and dusting- until she opens up to the student in room number 8 and allows herself friends for the first time since middle school. (I'm sorry, how do you summary!)
Lorien Legacies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015
Bonding with Stanley the Cat reviews
Random Ninley because they're awesome. Stanley the cat and Nine. Not really any spoilers for The Revenge of Seven, or any of the books- but if you don't know who Stanley is then you probably shouldn't read it. Everyone else has no reason not to read it though!
Lorien Legacies - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014
The Deaths of Seven reviews
A short will-be seven chapter fic. Each chapter is about one of the seven dying in the Giant War. All are completely unrelated one-shots! Rated T for deaths only.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014
Not Too Far From Perfect reviews
One-shot set 12 years after Beautiful Redemption. Ethan, Lena and all the rest have kids and it's Lena and Ethan's youngest daughter Rose's 4th birthday. I made up the children's name's so they aren't official. Pairings- Ethan & Lena, Link & Ridley, Liv & John.
Caster Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Lena D., Ethan W., OC - Complete