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Joined 02-18-04, id: 541766
This bio was modeled after Miss Cam's. Enjoy.

Random, Slightly Interesting Facts:
Writer/actress/musician who's 14. Goes to a private school. American, and ashamed of it. Fandoms are ASoUE, LotR, Peter Pan, School of Rock, and LXG. Is addicted to Mountain Dew. Thinks Oscar Wilde had a good taste in men (Lord Alfred Douglas). Is minion of Lady Norbert. Proud owner of Emo!Louis. Thinks Everett is a right bastard (grins to Lady Norbert). Favorite characters from fandoms are Rodney Skinner, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, Klaus Baudelaire, Peter Pan, Quigley Quagmire, Ron Weasley, and Merry Brandybuck. Supports the Good Ship of LXG (again with the grins). Loves croutons, digital watches, microwavable hamsters, quotes, and the CMC.

QUOTES (From LXG, you blooming twits)

"Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?"-Skinner

"That's the last time I ever play with matches." -Skinner

"If that'd been permanent, I would've been very upset."-Dorian

"Auotmatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?"
"Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian."
-Quatermain and Club Patron

"How many times do I have to kill these cretins?" -Moriarty

"Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target." -Quatermain

"I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally."
-Dorian

"Skinner, I want you dressed at all times, eh? Or it's my boot up your arse."
-Quatermain

"This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?"
-Skinner

"To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep."
"Growl."
-M and Dorian

Come visit me at my livejournal if you're bored.
Ta-ta, my freaky darlings.

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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
21 and Invincible by Nuwanda reviews
When Zack told Freddy that he would take the blonde anywhere for his 21 birthday, he swore that he really meant ANYwhere. So where does Freddy want to go, and what kind of crazy things happen as a result? Slash, FreddyZack.
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004
Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ by Lady Norbert reviews
As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,266 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol IV: Only in America by Lady Norbert reviews
The League heads for America and the hometown of Tom Sawyer. Along the way they go to a ball, somebody's heart gets broken, somebody gets blackmailed, somebody gets his life threatened, and there's a wedding nobody wants to see.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering by Lady Norbert reviews
Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ: The Movie Trailer by Lady Norbert reviews
What if The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain was made into a movie? Bored and high on caffeine, the author dreams up a trailer for her LXG fanfic.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
While She Was Sleeping: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene by Lady Norbert reviews
An outtake from the original "Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain." While Elizabeth recovers from her misadventure in Paris, the League discusses her future, and learns why Nemo wants her to remain. One shot.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle by Lady Norbert reviews
All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Complete
The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain by Lady Norbert reviews
The start of all the insanity... After the events of the film, Allan Quatermain's daughter works with the League to solve a mystery her father left behind. Rated for later chapters.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,102 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
More Natural Than Breathing by Nuwanda reviews
As a 15 year old punk drummer, Freddy is basically in like Flynn with any girl he wants. But what if he doesn’t want any of the girls? Freddy POV on the one he truly wants, slash and possibly one-shot, let me know what you want.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Morning Comes by Batdz Angel reviews
And then there was only lips, beautiful lips that were the same but different, even as the morning finally came. Slash, TD.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Complete
Cloud Shadows by Majokai Yukiko reviews
Sequel to Raison D. Tom tried to recapture what he had lost in a small port town. But who should he meet but Dorian Gray once more? Slash
LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2003
Raison D’être by Majokai Yukiko reviews
A soul can be a beautiful thing, may it be a trap or a dream. DorianTom slash.
LXG - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Zippo in Hand by Lassiter reviews
A portrait of the pyromaniac as a twelve-year-old kid.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete