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Joined 12-30-13, id: 5419996, Profile Updated: 10-12-16
Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Maiden Rose/百日の薔薇, Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る, and Final Fantasy VII.

About me:

When I did a personality "Sorting Test", I found that I'm a Slytherin, followed by Ravenclaw.

I can also be found on deviantArt, where I am SessKag110200.

My friends (exactly two in number) named me: Muffin Jean Zero the Third. A name with power, obviously. I am the great Muffin-sama after all.

Thoughts

Naruto Uzumaki = Immortals by Fall Out Boy

Favourite Quotes:

DI Robert Lewis: "Hathaway, find me some dead people!"

DI James Hathaway:" Sir?"

DI Robert Lewis: "Crime! Now!"

-Lewis

Toushirou Hitsugaya: "I didn't come here to fight you. I came here to violently kill you!"

-Bleach

Kit: "They said I should just enjoy one of Nature's most talented singers... I'm gonna kill it."

Failure To Launch

Favourite Quote By Someone I Know

My Sister: "Dinner! Mummy loves me!"

Five seconds later*

Sister: "It's not served! Mummy doesn't love me!"


Sister: "You're really weird!"

Dad: "I know."


Sister: "Don't get tipsy, Mum! Tipsy Mum is not funny. Well, actually, Tipsy Mum is very funny, but..."


Sister: "Yep, you can tell it's an old movie all right. No one does psychedelic like that anymore, they have flashing lights instead of flashing people."


It occurs to me that most of my favourite quotes are things my sister has said. Just attribute it to that fact that, a) I live under a rock, and b) I don't think that anyone I know who is not her is as funny as I find her. Maybe that is just because she and I are as smart as each other. Or as dumb. "Quiet as two little mice, until they get another stupid idea into their heads."- Lydia, Brotherband. Funnily enough, that quote is about another pair of twins. C'est la vie.


Just a Thought...

Sometimes my ego bothers me,

But then I stop to think and see

How very silly it is to be

Disturbed

By a pride with no reality.

(I kind of swing back and forth between extreme arrogance and very low self-esteem.)

Favourite Anime/Manga

Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Gundam Wing/AC, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Maiden Rose, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Blue Exorcist, Kyou Kara Maou, Noragami, Haikyuu, KnB, GATE, Parasyte, Nanatsu no Taizai, Arslan Senki, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Magi, Library Wars (Toshokan Sensou), Skip Beat, Kekkai Sensen, Nora: The Last Chronicles of Devildom.

Favourite Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean (don't matter which one,), Lord of the Rings (ditto), For Greater Glory (The True Story of Cristiada), Beauty and the Beast, Labyrinth, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and The Desolation of Smaug and The Battle of Five Armies, Sweet Home Alabama.

Favourite Books:

The Modern Fairytale Series by Regina Doman, Manalive by G.K. Chesterton, The Lord of the Rings- J.R.R. Tolkien, Halo

Music:

Classical, Romantic, European, Bing Crosby, Billy Joel, Michael Buble, Imagine Dragons, Owl City, Lindsey Stirling!, Yiruma, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, OneRepublic., NicoTouchestheWalls, One Ok Rock, Anime Music in general.

TV Shows

Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who (Long live Superwholock!), NCIS, NCIS L.A., Bones

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot se

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu,Sweet Midnight Kiss, TheGreatAnimeYoukai

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, edwardsrealbella, ILOVEYOUcullen,Vampire.Addiction, Sweet Midnight Kiss, TheGreatAnimeYoukai


Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish did'nt come true )adeadlyrose

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar. sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, CatDragon726, Rainfire Of Riverclan, TheGreatAnimeYoukai

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one
of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.


random sayings

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.


"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Favorite quote's:

1) It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

2)If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

3)"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

4)Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (so true)

5)Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

6)If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

7)Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

8)If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! (Oh yeah!! But what befuddles me is HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK?! IT'S ILLOGICAL)

9) (this one is mean but still funny as heck, and no i dont mean this when i post this qoute... atleast this one)People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.


ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Fun things to do in an Elevator

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Vongola Style by Ourliazo reviews
(A series of unrelated stories.) Ch 34: The Vongola host a game of paintball. It gets boring competing as famiglia groups too often, so they decide to mix it up and pair flames instead. The Clouds dominate.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,826 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
Kyouya, The Gamer by Ourliazo reviews
We are all fu-ked now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,033 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 5/3/2016 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Disciplinary Committee - Complete
Human by Ourliazo reviews
AU. In a world full of dangerous supernatural creatures, Kyouya is simply a human. Except he's still Hibari Kyouya so everyone is terrified as he takes it upon himself to fight every type of supernatural creature there is.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,146 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Byakuran, Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8508 - Favs: 15,945 - Follows: 17,037 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 6,703 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Attracting Trouble by RabbitofJade reviews
In which even when Sawada Tsunayoshi is not the heir of a mafia syndicate, he still attracts the same amount of trouble and craziness. A sky is still a sky after all. Drabble series. AU-kinda. Slightly crack, eventual plot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,344 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Slip Up by wolfsrainrules reviews
REWRITE/EDIT OVERHAUL FOR THIS FOUND IN "Slip Up Revamped" . (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,502 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 5,084 - Follows: 5,406 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
The Many Facets Of Kyouya by Ourliazo reviews
One-shots revolving around Hibari Kyouya. Ch 22: Short moments featuring; OP Kusakabe and Dino's unfortunate life.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,075 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 4/25/2015 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Vongola 10th Generation, Disciplinary Committee - Complete
Lightning Guard by Ruinous Crow reviews
In a world where magic doesn't exist, a normal Harry Potter goes to Namimori in able to escape from his relatives. But then he meets the crazy baby Reborn and Sawada Tsunayoshi... Varia Arc now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Forged In Flame by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's encounter with Voldemort in the graveyard in fourth year went differently and a split-second decision changes everything. An old bloodline awakens, memories clash and a new Harry Potter is reborn. Crossover with KHR. Mild D.N. Angel Crossover. Not by much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,489 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 8/16/2015
Like a Kurosaki by amba gurl reviews
Ever wondered why Tsuna's favourite colour was orange? Of course, it has nothing to do with his favourite uncle's hair colour... Yuzu-is-Nana, Uncle!Ichigo
Crossover - Bleach & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Ichigo K., Yuzu K., Nana S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
All Over Again by RabbitofJade reviews
In a world full of magical boxes, parallel worlds, rainbow colored flames and talking babies- Tsuna thought that things couldn't get any weirder. He was sadly proven wrong when he dies and well...doesn't actually die. AU. In addition, Reborn is actually in his adult form? Hiiee! Being 'tutored' has never been more painful! Also where inactive characters get more time to shine.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 7,126 - Follows: 7,239 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
It's Been A Long Time by Ourliazo reviews
Harry finds himself in a new world and somehow wanders into the home of a Skylark. Then the mafia happens and Harry dives into the thick of things, despite Hibari trying his best to keep Harry a secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Harry P., K. Hibari - Complete
Black Cloud by yulchii reviews
Where he didn't remember and then suddenly did and wished to forget again. Or where Regulus survives, hits his head and becomes the Cloud Arcobaleno.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Regulus B., Skull
Varia Vignettes by InsaneScriptist reviews
Various vignettes about and from the Varia. #12. Appeal and Ideal #13. A Quiet Affair (in theory). #14. Skeletons in the Closet #15. A Wish for Success #16. The Power of Love
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Varia
Xanxus' Babysitter by Starchains reviews
Harry was starting a new life. Xanxus was drowning in his. Harry wasn't going to let another child break under the adult's expectations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Harry P., Xanxus
Sephiroth Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry remembers his life as Sephiroth. It should make things easier for him, right? But the slightest change can make things so much worse. New and old allies surface, as do current and ancient enemies. But, are the enemies of my enemies my friends? Or are they still enemies? Rated for language, blood, violence, teen awkwardness and anything else that might be in here.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,262 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Sephiroth
Bite To Death by Ourliazo reviews
It's the zombie apocalypse for about an hour, and then Hibari Kyouya happens. During the terrifyingly efficient takeover of the world (by the Disciplinary Committee, not the zombies) some familiar faces trickle in to the Namimori safe zone, starting with but not limited to, a couple of Estraneo escapees and a whole bunch of mafia weirdos.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,142 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Vongola 10th Generation, Disciplinary Committee - Complete
Skylarks by Ourliazo reviews
The Hibari clan is large and widespread, soaring on wings of unimaginable power. Honestly, its less that they don't touch down and more the ground won't dare touch them. (Xanxus wakes up not six months since being frozen and finds himself with an overabundance of relatives.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - K. Hibari, Xanxus, Kawahira, Bermuda - Complete
The Rings by wolfsrainrules reviews
The Rings were not a place Tsuna wanted to be. But he'd found his Elements there, so there was that. (AU. So AU.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Without Reserve by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Kobayashi Hari, newly of Namimori, is a simple man with simple needs who'd really rather be left alone. Unfortunately for him, no one ever listens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Lesser Sanctuary by nightloch reviews
Everyone needed a home. If these so-called "great" hidden villages wouldn't change their ways, then Harry would simply take matters into his own hands—starting with that little blonde kid who won't leave him alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 989 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Odd-Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,116 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 5,771 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Epic Rivalry of Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kyōko S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Duelling with a Glass Sword by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen has a chance to fix everything. If he can figure out just how he's going to return to his homeland that is. Female Harry Potter DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 57,281 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Harry P., Rhaegar T.] Sirius B.
Canis Major by Nyodrite reviews
Sensei looked at him, "Who is that?" - "He said to call him Inu no Taisho," Kakashi answered. "He's the Boss ninken summon."
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Inutaisho, Kakashi H., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Varia Next Door by RenegadeWarrior reviews
AU At the sound of loud noises, five-year-old Tsuna gazed out of his bedroom window only to see several moving trucks with an unfamiliar emblem. Follow along as Tsuna grows up with his strange terrifying new neighbors. Familial!Varia
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus, Varia
Slice of Life by wolfsrainrules reviews
Oneshots/Drabbles inspired by different quotes. Now: "Most species bare their teeth as a sign of aggression, of leadership. It's a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat. I want you to remember this, think of that the next time I smile." (No one was allowed to comment on Tsuna's family. Even if they could protect themselves. Ever.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Under Wing by reighost reviews
Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,697 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Albus D., K. Hibari
Welkin by Shivani reviews
Not all of Byakuran's powers were sealed, and not every guardian always saves his boss. Tsuna is given a second chance, with different circumstances, of course, and gains more than just two new friends.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade, Romeo, Arcobaleno - Complete
Frozen Flames by yulchii reviews
Because one frozen assassin was not enough. So when they found the one-armed Xanxus, they apparently couldn't resist. Scum. Xanxus only wanted to go home.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 274 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Xanxus, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Shadowblayze reviews
A slight change in one world's Kawahira's dealings with the Arcobaleno drastically affects the fates of two pivotal young men. As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished"!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,487 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3937 - Favs: 11,786 - Follows: 13,517 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Didn't Want to Dance Anymore by yulchii reviews
Where the Sage is a meddling old geezer and Madara is a Kurosaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Madara U., OC, Ichigo K.
Cross My Heart by livinglouder reviews
After rescuing 5 year old Kuroko from a fire that took the life of his only living relative, Kagami Taiga takes the responsibility of raising him upon himself and soon undergoes the troubled - and often hilarious - life of a single father. Multi-pairing.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Kagami T., Kuroko T.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 8,358 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
NewfoundHope by WizardsGirl reviews
He should have known something bad would happen when the Dursley's took him to America on Vacation with them. Now, trapped in what he guessed was his Animagus form in Miami, what's Harry to do? Besides pray the vets don't neuter him, of course... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Difference Between by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
What if Xanxus wasn't the reason for his brothers' deaths and the cradle affair wasn't exactly what it seemed. What if, instead, it was Iemitsu with all the power, over Nono and Vongola. What if Xanxus was trying to save his father and his famiglia? What if he started the coup to protect Vongola from the son of the man who was destroying it? AU. Varia!Centric. Rated for language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,756 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Iemitsu S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono, Varia
Red and Blue by ZakuroU reviews
Amestris as a nation is renowned for its military strength and the intense exercises it puts its soldiers through. So it's no surprise to the troops that the Fuhrer has announced another crazy scheme in the form of a martial father-son team contest between the five Amestrian jurisdictions and some allied countries. But what are Roy and Ed doing in the competition? ! Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,261 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
As the Days roll on by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Mismatched by Kimberly T reviews
In Season One, when Prince Zuko unexpectedly becomes Papa Zuko, he rocks not just the cradle but his entire ship... and eventually a lot more! Chapter 11: Forewarned
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 166,297 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, Iroh
Indebted by breather reviews
Fearing for his future and status as a wizard in the wake of blowing up Aunt Marge, a panicking Harry decides to strike out on his own. There must be somewhere in world he could safely hide without anyone knowing his name, right? Too bad the rest of the world never got the memo. No pairings, but some implied slashiness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014
Tall, Dark, and Dead by Dante Morose reviews
Elicia Hughes frequently took the dark alleys to get home, but despite the dangerous route, something always kept her from getting hurt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Elysia H., Maes H. - Complete
Scorched by RenegadeWarrior reviews
Tsuna has a feathery friend and Hibird thinks she's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. "Does this mean that we're going to be in-laws?" "Only if Hibird can prove that he's not an herbivore." Eventual HibirdxTsubird(OC).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,147 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Hibird, OC] K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Now What? by Captain of the Seven Skies reviews
Allen and Neah wake up, in separate bodies, in the Naruto world. Hijinks ensue. One-Shot, Crack. Gen for the most part. Warning: Cursing, Possible OoC Behavior, Crack.
Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Gaara, Tsunade S., Allen Walker, Neah - Complete
AbNormal by Deader than the Doornail reviews
Based on "Crazy Things to do on an Elevator". Summary: Mukuro creates a list of things to entertain himself with while Kyoya is in Japan. Tsuna finds the list and discusses its contents with Mukuro; the talk comes too late for Mukuro's "victims".
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
we follow our own steps by Dandelion-san reviews
Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.]
I Saw My Lady Weep by Magery reviews
"I'm pregnant. Suzaku doesn't know. I'm going to die in six hours. And I don't know what to do." Eighteen years after the Zero Requiem, Leloucia vi Britannia's final message has been uncovered.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Lelouch L., Suzaku K.] Kallen S. - Complete
Blazing Sky by MangaFreak15 reviews
Tsuna isn't stupid. He knows construction workers usually aren't gone for years at a time, and they usually don't go to the South Pole to take pictures with penguins. And normal people can't conjure fire at will, but he can. All that's left is to wait and see, watch and learn. When Reborn goes to Namimori, he expected an idiot student, but found Sawada Tsunayoshi. Gen fic. REVISING
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,731 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Forever As One by RenegadeWarrior reviews
Ieyoshi, the younger twin of Tsunayoshi was a surprise, but a welcome one none the less. He is the complete opposite of his brother, smarter, stronger, braver, and much more confident. The perfect child. Now if only he would show some sort of affection to anyone other than Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - K. Hibari, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Line of the Fang by fringeperson reviews
A stranger that his father calls 'Uncle' interferes at that crucial moment, and maybe Kakashi will find out why his father got the nickname of "White Fang" of Konoha. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Sesshōmaru, Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Maiden and her Protector by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
Once upon a time, hidden in the darkest of woods, was a little cabin where dwelled a beautiful maiden and her protector. Join me in this journey of exploring a scorching love and how it came to be. 100 words drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
21st Century Superhero Phone Problems by Xnasha Minstrel reviews
SHIELD should really have taught Steve how to properly lock his phone screen. One mistaken phone call in the middle of battle ends up with a Delivery God and his Regalia in the fray. Fortunately, they were just what the doctor ordered. "Damn it! You gotta start charging more than five yen per job!" One-shot.
Crossover - Avengers & Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 209 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Yato, Yukine - Complete
Chasing Ninjas by RenegadeWarrior reviews
School is one of the least pleasant places for Tsuna to be. So the natural thing to do would be to skip. Unfortunately, he goes to the same school as one Hibari Kyoya who would never allow such a thing on his watch. Tsuna must push his pitiful brain and body beyond their limits if he ever wants to escape. Full summary inside.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 653 - Published: 4/23/2014 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC
To Shape and Change by This is not a FanFiction reviews
After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,065 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Minato N., Itachi U., Lee R., Kakashi H.
My Father Is A Hitman by axervii reviews
AU – Kuroko Tetsuya refused to talk about his home life not because his parents neglected him or he was abused. It was just because no matter how much he loved his parents, he didn't think mentioning how one was an assassin and the other a hitman would go over well. After WC.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - T. Yamamoto, Kuroko T.
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Providence by axervii reviews
AU – Kuroko's darker days in Teikou marked the beginning of unpromising days ahead. With a lot of things on the line, perhaps, meeting the Seirin team earlier on a more different circumstance would pave for a greater direction.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,053 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Kuroko T., Kiyoshi T.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9532 - Favs: 8,636 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
If You Give Winry a Wrench by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Shadow of the Dragon King by Lunatique reviews
In the months before Zuko's exile, he and Azula are locked in a battle of wills for the soul of a nation. Lives are caught in the crossfire, and the Fire Nation will be changed forever. An in-depth look behind Zuko's exile, sequel to "The Alternative."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 159,810 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Delivery by Catsitta reviews
Cloud Strife never made it to Midgar to become a SOLDIER. In fact, he disappeared completely. On the same day he vanished, a mysterious stranger begins delivering cryptic messages and bizarre packages to those bound by a destiny that they didn't even know they shared. To matters weirder, only the recipients seem to see the delivery boy! Very AU. Implied Time Travel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sephiroth Potter and the Goblet of Fire by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry's got a Past that will come back to haunt old Voldie. Rated M for a bit of language, deaths and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Sephiroth - Complete
Conundrum by Ochibi-chann reviews
AU – Tsuna was just grateful that Teddy Lupin was his friend. He didn't want to be on the receiving end of those conniving smiles. Paradox-verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 501 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Teddy L., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Beauty and the Shrimp by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A possible series of song parodies from Beauty and the Beast, all about the world of alchemy's most famous hobbit. One: As Ed walks through Central, the soldiers sing about his short complex, his temper, and other things. Mustang is a jerk, Hawkeye is not amused by her superior's stupidity, and Pride is creepier than the Human Centipede.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Edward Elric Song by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wonderful parody of "Baby Got Back", all about Edward Elric and his bishonen awesomeness. The product of my demented mind and boredom in art class, along with caffeinated protein bars...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Useless In the Rain by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
How to Banish Fire Demons by Catsitta reviews
Gift for MuffinLordLionsGate: "Do explain...why is he chasing Reno with a water gun?"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 548 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11848 - Favs: 10,581 - Follows: 4,319 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Don't Mess With Liechtenstein! by littlecatspaw reviews
She might be small, but her big brother's got enough ammo to make up for it. Heero learns this the hard way.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Heero Y., Switzerland - Complete
Neglect by littlecatspaw reviews
Five colonies, five children - the Nations never realized what they had done.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,186 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Worlds Apart by Mieren reviews
Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 488 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Stowaway by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short, complete. Mal ain't sure he much likes his newest stowaway.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Duo M., Mal - Complete
Come Here Often? by KimberlyJane reviews
A beautiful stranger from the U.S. enters Middle Earth. With hair and eye color that changes with the seasons and a smorgasbord of special powers, the only thing we can say is Add to Favorites!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Fire Demon by Minnionette reviews
AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,348 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Harry P.
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 217 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 597 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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In A Small-Town Tavern And Variations reviews
A series of one-shots based on the title picture. Look forward to romance, friendship, drama, humour, possible angst etc.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Cid H.
But, Or, If, Someday reviews
Lubbock thinking about Najenda, and how he's going to marry her someday. A daydream that's bound to come true, right?
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Najenda - Complete
When a Prankster Lord Did Something Right
When Sesshomaru is turned into a dog by his annoying red-haired cousin, it may take a certain princess to distract him from his plans for the Prankster Lord's sudden and painful demise.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014
Safe reviews
Taki and Klaus thinking about each other in Chapter 24. Yaoi. T for language and angst. One-shot.
Maiden Rose/百日の薔薇 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Taki R., Klaus
Fare Thee Well reviews
Just a very short conversation between Sesshomaru and Kagome. One-shot, although it might be continued if I feel like it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru