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Joined 02-19-04, id: 542068, Profile Updated: 11-22-11
Author has written 26 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh, Azumanga Daioh, Xenosaga, Disgaea, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

UPDATE 11/11: I've abandoned this place for nearly two years, but believe irt or not, I'm not dead. And even more astoundingly, I do still plan on cotinuing my stories. One of these days. : )

Stories In Progress:

Reenactment: Just what is Cell's plan for his version of the recreation of the Cell Games?! Stay tuned to find out!

Dear Santa: What is Santa doing in hell?! It's been a while since this last update, but I promise that one is coming!

Happy Hikari: Three yamis for 72 hours?! How's that going to work out?! Next chapter hopefully to come soon!

A Tale of Two Egos: Vegeta kissed Hiei?! Was is really just to appease the blasted woman and keep her from ranting at him? Only one way to find out, stay tuned!

Dood: I do have another drabble in progress, and many more ideas, dood!

The Next Big Project(s):

Untitled: Our bored hell mates get more entertainment than they bargained for when somebody tries to hold hell hostage! Finally adding a new hell mate into the mix!

My Bio Thingy

Name: Amy B.

Gender: Female

Birthday: June 23, 1989

Country: Canada

Instant Messenger: MSN (PerfectCell17@hotmail.com)

I couldn't resist... These are just so true:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'eh?' after every sentence.
I'm a LONER, so I MUST have social problems.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a whimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST be suicidal or looking for attention.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Hello? by Rannaty reviews
AU. Deathshipping. Ryou is an introverted lonely boy with a horror fetish. One night a mysterious caller calls, saying that he got the wrong number and they start to talk. Has he finally gained a friend? Maybe even something better... or worse...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,495 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 2/24/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Marik's Guide to World Domination by Karasu's Angel reviews
Marik and his assistant Bakura present an easy to follow simple step by step guide to world domination based on their own failures..I mean, experiences...UPDATED Nov 05! After a whole year! Yea!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,555 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 8/11/2003
The Prince and the third class warrior by Ringo1 reviews
Goku and Vegeta switch bodies! Now they must find the dragon balls and wish themselves back. Can they do it without killing each other?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Bright Young Things by Hikari M666 reviews
Marik and Bakura hate each other, and they aren't afraid to use their other halves to further fuel the hatred. And a dark and dirty bet involving seduction is only going to make things more interesting. YAOI, language, lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Damn Bakura by Sakaiya reviews
Kleptoshipping! Bakura just simply doesn't do virgins. He simply refuses. So how the hell did he wind up in bed with Yugi? And why has he gone back more than once? Rated M for Chapter 5
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M.
The Long Awaited Sequel by Angel of Misery reviews
The sequel to 'It's not your fault'
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Cell
Eat, Anzu, Eat! by ShayL reviews
Reposted! The men of YGO decide that Anzu is way too skinny and devise some brilliant stupid plans to 'plump' her up! Warnings: ProAnzu, OOCness, language, etc.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
The Scientific Method by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Enter Wilhelm: Divine Fortuneteller? by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
Welcome one, welcome all! Come into the mysterious tent of Monsieur Wilhelm and have all your questions answered by the greatest answerer of all time! And yes, all questions WILL be ANSWERED and are 100 percent bogus! Request today!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Loving Chiyo by gman2006 reviews
My first Azu fic! Osaka discovers that she's in love with Chiyo-chan, but Chiyo gets the impression that Osaka is mad at her for something. Chiyo-chan starts drifting away from Osaka when Osaka realizes that she just wants Chiyo-chan to be closer.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,425 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Chiyo M., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Comprehension by Invader Sah reviews
There has never been a relationship as strange as their's - everytime Yami is around Bakura and Marik, they do something to leave him utterly floored. A series of Psychoshipping One-Shots, main pairing Psycho, maybe Yamishipping in the future
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
What If? by cheetana reviews
What if Jason Voorhees hadn't drowned? What if Pamela Voorhees had moved to Springwood with Jason? What would Freddy Krueger do when presented with an autistic, frightened, vulnerable boy? Warning; AU & Slash
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Rotting Secrets by Hikikomori reviews
Bakura has a dark secret hidden under his bed. YamiMarik is about to find out what it is... WARNING: Contains Necrophilia and mentions of SelfHarm, Cutting.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Accidental Marriage by Shadena reviews
Sometimes a joke can go a little too far. But when emotions also get caught up into the mix, how will our two favorite alchemist handle this?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Trading Yamis by The Lunar Rainbow reviews
Ryou and Malik swap Yami's for a week. Sounds like a good idea.. right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,813 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Great Sayian Vocation Venture by ProjectSynapse reviews
Goku and Vegeta have so far lived in blissful ignorance of applications, interviews, and the job market in general. Leave it to Chi Chi and Bulma to fix that. Now the sayian duo is about to find out that earning a living isn't all that easy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Goku, Vegeta
Welcome to the Weenie Hut, Can I Take Your Order? by StainedLace reviews
After nearly destroying the food court at the mall, Goku and Vegeta are forced into work at the local Weenie Hut. But when a new company buys the Weenie Hut and threatens to shut it down, can they save it and deal with customers without blowing it up?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Ed & Jerry by Madhog thy Master reviews
Hamsters and microwaves, don't fit.
Maniac Mansion - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
The Chibis Go To Kindergarten by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
OMFG I UPDATED! Chibi Cell, Bulma, Chi Chi, Goku, Vegeta, 18, 17, Piccolo, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Launch and Krillin all go to kindergarten and drive their teacher crazy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,173 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Cell, Vegeta
Merry Christmas, Trunks by Satu-D-2 reviews
My second entry into the DBZ-Friendshippy Dec. contest on DA. Trunks and Goten meet up at Bulma's annual Christmas party. So why is Goten so upset? Oneshot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
How Bakura Stole Christmas by LariaKaiba reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and all Bakura wants is for this damn holiday to be over. After Marik drops by with some holiday cheer, the spirit thinks of the perfect way to get rid of it... He's going to steal it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Everybody Loves Goku! by The Behemoth reviews
After a series of bizarre circumstances, Goku and Vegeta find themselves living together. Goku wants to be best of buds, and Vegeta…doesn't. Ghosts, love, and awkwardness galore! Goku/Vegeta yaoi. Complete. And now there's a sequel!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,944 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - [Goku, Vegeta] - Complete
Sick by Spontaneous Combusken reviews
Yukari and Nyamo always seem to be off school due to illness on the same days… the Azugirls wonder why. Yuri.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Reflection on a gift of being Absorbed by Wasabikitty10 reviews
Juunanagou's journal he kept while absorbed. WARNING: Contains extreme stupidness. on my part.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Android 16, Cell
Fading Colors by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
[URTV centric] They changed their names, trying to forget the past.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Marik's Guide To Becoming A Sexual Conquistador by Her Sweetness reviews
To improve love lives and his financial predicament, Marik's coming out with a video on how to woo the opposite sex. With the help of his sarcastic cameraman Malik and his best friend Bakura, this is sure to be a best seller.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I.
Lost by Sunchaser55 reviews
I see you're having that demon child of yours...imagine how the village would treat it...Just like you.' I glared at him with a pain twisted face, 'How would you know about that' 'That doesn't matter right now. you'll be coming with me.' SasuNaru mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,422 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When did your heart go missing? by Ynnep reviews
It's been for years since the fight between Freddy and Jason. With no way to escape how will 4 years stuck together change the slashers?
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Problem With Perverted Minds by Iced Blueberry Tea reviews
A quirky little oneshot. Those who don't know about this anime can read anyway, characters don't really matter to you people. Syp: Matsuri overhears something that he thinks he shouldn't hear and thinks perverted...
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Sin by Blu Rose reviews
[EtnaxFlonne, WARNING: YURI!] To her race, this was one of the ultimate sins, liking one of the same gender as yourself...but the forbidden fruit is always addictive. [First yuri fic! R&R please!]
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Holidays By Bakura by Hikari of the Moon reviews
Bakura teachs Marik and friends about holidays and some major events in the year. That wouldn't be a problem if Bakura wasn't the one teaching them...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,430 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Yami Bakura - Complete
The Tall and Short of It by Rayne-kun reviews
For Ed's whole life, he's never been attracted to anyone. No girl or boy has ever caught his attention... Until his school gets a new headmaster by the name of Roy Mustang. [RoyEd, yaoi, onesided RussellEd, EnvyRussel don't ask, AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,245 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Control by Song-of-Insanity reviews
Marik seduces Bakura, but is he really in control? Sort of humor. Rated M for yaoi, MarikXBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Fetish by Karen Hart reviews
chaos shares a passionate interlude with a Xerox machine. Rated T for sexual themes.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
It's not your fault by Angel of Misery reviews
Cell, the evil android, threatens the world. But why does one girl believe he can change?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,643 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Cell - Complete
Skeletons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Everyone has skeletons in their closet... and Edward and Alexander Elric are about to discover their grandfather's. [Elricestx2!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,266 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Force of Habit by Spontaneous Combusken reviews
Nyamo’s out on a date with a rich, attractive guy her mother set her up with… so why the hell can’t she stop thinking about Yukari? Shoujo–ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
I Will Get You Back by thegreenpuma88 reviews
Cell has been defeated and Gohan has been saved. Chapter 6 poasted!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Gohan, Goku
Ki Ring Kink by Chibi Hoshi reviews
Drabble Snapshot in time, during the Majin Saga. Implied Yaoi, GxV
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
A Cunning Revelation by LadyLefaye reviews
Gohan confesses his feelings for Piccolo, but things aren't quite what they seem. Mild GohanPiccolo
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Gohan, Piccolo
Opinionated by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Ever want to know what Yami Bakura thinks of everyone else? Well here ya go! Warning for character bashing and morbid, violent Bakura swearing XD COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Shortcoming by mhmartini reviews
It happens to everyone once in awhile.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Trouble of Emotions by Necromania reviews
My first Star Trek ficcie. Picard is unable to sleep, Data notices he is 'troubled' and decieds to investigate, leading to something akin to love, and an abrupt ending.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - J. Picard, Data - Complete
Gutter by xxagent182xx reviews
Goku... Vegeta... sweat dripping down both of their bodies... and they were just trying to get a tan.... my first attempt at a comedy... Let's see if you can keep your mind out of the gutter? ya bunch of hentais!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
The Way it Goes by Pysche reviews
ONESHOT Living underground your whole life can really wreak havoc on your social skills. BakuraMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
If You Were Gay by Yami hitokiri reviews
Malik feels that he and his yami need to have a little talk but it doesn't exactly go the way he had planned. ONESHOT
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Yami Imitations and Other Ways to Get Out of Class by Hikari of the Moon reviews
Ryou's zoned out in class and the teacher asks him a question. How can Ryou get out of answering it? Now with a second chapter!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - R. Bakura - Complete
Knock, Knock by Tea.T reviews
Little Master has a crush on someone! Guess who it is! It's a yaoi story! Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? I'll give you a hint: dark skin and silverwhite hair.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Invasion of Canada by Blitzwing reviews
CC funds trips to various countries for Gohan's world studies class, And Bulma personally invites Gohan's group to join her going to Canada (Chapter 2 Edited, New Chapter 13)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Gohan, Videl
Something Stupid This Way Comes by Her Sweetness reviews
When Marik, Yami and Bakura are left on their own for Halloween, a night of passing out candy turns into something weird as they discover an utterly sick and disturbing new way to terrorize kids. DONE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Asexuality At Its Best by Sierra's Darkness reviews
[Malik Ishtar speaks out about fanfiction, pairings, and his thoughts on it all.] Because I wear jewellery that is tradition to my family, doesn't mean that I suddenly have piercings on my eyebrow or 'down there'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Marik I.
Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From? Version 2! by fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V Obaa-chan reviews
(Reposting)The ancient scriptures have taught Malik about the Sennen Item's, the Pharaoh and his destiny...as for babies and other things...well, that's what Rishid is for! NEW STUFF ADDED! NIGHTLY RITUALS! (r-r)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004
Cotton Candy by DJ Nox reviews
[AlbedoxRubedo] Because with all the angst these two have to deal with, they could use a little [slightly AU] fluff. A series of fluffy andor humorous drabbles dealing with the U.R.T.V. twins. Slash and twincest warning.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005
Call On Me by Her Sweetness reviews
To win their trust, Marik and Malik are enrolling in Yami and Yugi’s school complete with disguises and fake names. With yamis and hikaris running amok, High School never tasted so sweet. COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I. - Complete
Disease by Sierra's Darkness reviews
(Geminishipping - Thief King x Yami Bakura) Touzoku was nothing short of amused at the other’s confusion. “Did you enjoy your sleep?” he purred, deftly unsnapping the button of Bakura’s jeans.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2005
Proposal? by mkh2 reviews
She wasn’t particularly attractive... But it's not like that would stop Guldo of the Ginyu Force. Sorry Zarbon... [joke fic]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Dodoria, Ginyu Force - Complete
The Tushie Pincher by Stef-chan reviews
CH 3 - When Bulma and her father leave for a business trip, Vegeta is left alone with a psychopath that would one day become his toughest (and scariest) adversary: Mrs. Briefs.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Vegeta
Why Did The Saiyan Cross The Road? by cupid-kid reviews
Kakarot lost in a struggle for bacon.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Goku
Boo! by Chuquita reviews
Happy Halloween! Thanks to Bulma's ingenius inventions, West City is having a townwide Halloween Festival! Meanwhile, Veggie's having a birthday, the fusions are preparing for mischief night,and Raditsu and Turles are finding out just what halloween is,
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Goku, Vegeta
Abhor by xxagent182xx reviews
Vegeta has a drinking habit. After a night of heavy drinking, Goku shows up, then everything blurs out and he can't remember what happened. Goku is acting strange and he seems to be gaining weight. VegetaXGoku Ch. 13 is up!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Vegeta, Goku
Family Reunion by Peacenikky reviews
When Ryou's father is sent home from a dig with a broken leg, Ryou has to worry about more than telling him he's gay. Because his relatives are coming to town, and they're not too openminded... MalikxRyou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
Yami Bakura's Birthday by wild-filly reviews
Something's bothering Yami Bakura and it's not just the stupid pharaoh... how are you supposed to throw a birthday party for a homicidal tomb robber?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
New Resident of the Puzzle by Spirit of the Ring reviews
*UPDATE* Bakura now lives in the Sennen Puzzle after Yami Malik defeated him. He intends to find out all of Yugi's and Yami's secrets, though they turn out to be a little stranger than expected....PG 13 for language and other things...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Unforgivable by the Prince's Jewel reviews
And to think, this started out as a one-shot..... a series of traumas makes Goku Vegeta's willing slave. COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 91,488 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Innocent Revenge by thegreenpuma88 reviews
After being found raped and beaten, Gohan becomes the target of two old enemies. Chapter 2 up!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Gohan, Goku
I Still Need You, Daddy by thegreenpuma88 reviews
Driven by his guilt and anger, Gohan rashly kills himself. But nobody said dying would kill the pain...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Gohan, Goku
Kakasitter! by BlackDragonFury reviews
Bulma is tired of Vegeta breaking things in the house. So she decides to get him a babysitter! Will he survive his new babysitter and the embarrassment? COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Sons by Kiarene reviews
[Yaoi, incest] For the affection of a certain prince. (Vegeta x Mirai). Complete.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
There's something about Kakarot by Zogeta reviews
While trying to hit bugs with his car bumper and avoid cows, Vegeta gets inspired, and armed with oreos and chocolate milkshake, he sits down and pens a letter to Kakarot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
Vegeta Goes to Daddy Camp by Amisha N. Smith reviews
Vegeta a bad father? Not if Bulma has anything to say about it. Read and see how a very bad choice on a weekend morning prompted Bulma to send the Saiyan Prince to the seventh layer of Hell... otherwise known as Daddy Camp.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Vegeta
When I Grow Up by Tanta Green reviews
Nothing is ever as you imagined it when you were little, and for Gohan it's no different, especially when it comes to his feelings for Piccolo. Shounenai Not shota.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Net Naughtiness by Jo-chan3 reviews
Bejiita manages to get himself lost in CC, and ends up talking to Gokuu on the internet. The thing is, he starts to like him in THAT way...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Vegeta, Goku
VooDoo Goku by Dark-T-K reviews
Vegeta gets angry at Goku for winning, AGAIN. So in order to make Goku pay, Vegeta gets into VooDoo.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Goku, Vegeta
Short, Dark, PointyHaired Man Banned From Disney by Elbereth in April reviews
Disney World would like to thank the Vegeta Family and friends for visiting our park, agreeing never to come again, and donating money towards repairs. *COMPLETE*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,781 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Vegeta, Piccolo - Complete
The Very Last Lemon by Frozenflower reviews
The DBZ gang's days of fruitless lemony romps have come to an end. See how they find this out, and their struggle against the greatest of all evils, the NC-17 ban on ff.net! (One-shot. Coauthored with Burenda.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Be Careful For What You Wish For by Sawnya reviews
*COMPLETE* Master Roshi romance. Master Roshi wants a woman (big surprise), so he gathers the Dragonballs together and wishes a fashion doll to life to be his girlfriend. She is everything that he has asked for, but nothing like he expected.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Master Roshi - Complete
Bring Your Father to School Day: Revived! by Frozenflower reviews
This deals with the comic atrocities that our poor demi-saiyan Gohan is forced to endure during bring your father to school day. It now also deals with the aftermath of that day. Trust me--Gohan isn't suffering alone this time! Ch 25 9/21/02
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,736 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Goku... a lesbian?! by Autobot Princess Arcee reviews
Goku wants to be a lesbian! But can Bulma tell him why he can't be one.... with Goku understanding why?!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Goku, Bulma
One For The Veggie Lovers by DarkDragon1 reviews
Are you a girl that can't get enough of Vegeta? He can be yours for a day! Just come on in!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Vegeta
The Torment by Larania Drake reviews
Piccolo is turned into a woman. Gohan finds love.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 11/3/2000 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Saiyan Swim wear by b-chan reviews
Bulma's bored one hot steamy day and decided to take a dip in her new swim suit. The saiyan prince seeking relief from the intense heat happens to stop her, which leads up to an interesting conversation.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2000
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A Life for A Life reviews
Gohan's really depressed about Goku's death in the Cell Games, and an argument with Chi Chi pushes him over the edge... Warning: Suicide
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Gohan, Goku - Complete
Reenactment reviews
After finding a certain video recreation of his beloved Cell Games, Cell decides to rope the hell mates into making a reenactment that is more to his liking!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Cell, Frieza
Regret reviews
Sensui and Itsuki await final judgement in Spirit World, after the failure of the tunnel, giving Itsuki a chance to reflect on his relationship with the other man. Very slight hinted Itsuki/Sensui
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
A Tale of Two Egos reviews
Wanting Vegeta to have some companionship, Bulma sets him up on a date. Yusuke and Kuwabara play a trick a Hiei, making him the Saiyan's date. What will happen? Will they get together? Read to find out! (VegetaHiei)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Vegeta
Dood reviews
Random drabbles of the Prinnies' daily lives, dood!
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Prinny
Happy Hikari reviews
Well our two favourite yamis, Bakura and Marik, get themselves sent to Happy Hikari Mental Institution! What will happen? Will they survive, or go even crazier?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Slumber Party reviews
Takes place three years after Luck of the Draw. It's time for hells slumber party, what will happen? Something entertaining, since a certain prince is there, too!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,243 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Cell, Frieza - Complete
Yamis of the Caribbean reviews
Our two favourite yamis have a little role play... Psychoshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Caution: I'm A Boozer reviews
Captain Matthews' drunk antics turn into a confession of love... chaosxMatthews
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2006 - chaos/Yeshua, Matthews - Complete
Dear Santa reviews
Well, it's that time of year again, Christmas! Heh, Goz and Mez have something special in store for the hell mates this year too...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Cell, Frieza
Love Letter reviews
Kaorin writes a letter to Sakaki, confessing her feelings anonymously. However, Sakaki finds out who it's from... KaorinSakaki
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sakaki, Kaorin - Complete
What's A Girlfriend? reviews
Chibi Goten uses his naive nature to get with Trunks. Fluff. Shounen ai.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Goten, Trunks
Mr Cuddles reviews
The story of how Cell came upon his plushie, Mr.Cuddles. It's about time, eh?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Cell
Hell Mates Christmas reviews
After Slumber Party. Well, it's that time of year! The hell mates get to experience the 'joys' of Christmas! Will they like it? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Cell, Frieza
Veggie and the Ouija Board reviews
Basically, Vegeta's first time using a Ouija Board.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Vegeta
Property of Cell 2 reviews
Sequel to Property of Cell, but this time he's writing about his first 10 days in hell!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Cell
Hell Mates reviews
This takes place right after the Cell Games. It's basically when Cell first gets to hell and makes friends with Frieza.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Cell - Complete
Ring Pop reviews
Have you ever seen Chi Chi with a wedding ring? Well, I haven't, so it's about time she gets one! Hehe, but what will happen when it's Vegeta and Kakarot picking it out?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Just a little fic about what happened to Vegeta under Frieza's rule. Warning: Mentioned rape, yaoi. FriezaVegeta, VegetaKakarot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Vegeta, Frieza - Complete
The Book reviews
Vegeta finds a book... an embarassing book.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
Property of Cell reviews
Basically, Cell's diary during the 10 days until the Cell Games!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Cell - Complete
Luck of the Draw reviews
Frieza and Cell win a 24 hour trip back up to earth, what will they do? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Cell, Frieza - Complete
Guilt reviews
Gohan's fellings about Goku's death in the Cell Games.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Gohan, Goku
Free the Future reviews
Trunks returns from the past to find out that the androids have killed the only family he has left . What will he do? Read to find out! Warning: Suicide
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Trunks
Automatic Doors reviews
It's kinda hard to explain. Basically Vegeta's first encounter with automatic doors.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Vegeta - Complete
Saiyan Style Camping reviews
What happens when four Saiyans, including the Saiyan Prince and a certain third class ray of sunshine, go camping? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
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