Slashwhores
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Joined 02-19-04, id: 542085
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Newsies.
BIOISHNESS: (which sounds remarkably like ‘Bishieness!) Mmm….bishies…
Sorry. Sidetracked. Where were we? By the way, you should be prepared for a lot more of the slightly random tangentishness…also overuse of the word ‘ishness’. Or ’ness’. Or ‘age’. Like KISSAGE! Which is probably our main hobby, not to mention favourite word. But mainly between boys. Pretty ones. Obviously.

Okay, being serious now. Well, as serious as we ever are. ‘We’ refers to us two, Ellie and Lyzi. More commonly known as the Slashwhores. Hence the penname. We write collab. stories mainly, as it’s a lot more fun than reading something you wrote yourself. (Ellie writes the best kissage) Occasionally Ellie will post up some of her own stuff, Newsies probably, which will be non-slash. Just so’s you know. Oh yeah, if you ever got any anonymous reviews from someone called Spider Chick then it was Ellie. And in case you were wondering, we’re English. So ‘colour’ means…y’know…colour. Deal.

Wanna know something depressing? You have no idea how much fun we had writing this….

Likes: Boys. Together, mainly. Slash, kissage, (between boys), pretty boys, beautiful boys, femme boys…anyone picking up on a theme here? Aside from that, we like bandslash! Yeah, that’s slash too. Should probably go in the list…Oh, and coloured hair gel. Yup. And boys in eyeliner. And boys’ hipbones. Oh, and tattoos. On boys. Occasionally piercings, too. But only kinky ones. On boys. Oh, and Converse shoes! Especially non-matching ones. You’d probably know us two in a crowd on account of we’ll both be wearing one bright pink and one bright turquoise shoe. Oh, and the word ‘Armstrong’. As an insult. Also, in case you hadn’t guessed, we like reading and writing fanfictions. Generally slashy ones. Although they can be about pretty much anybody…

Dislikes: Erm…socks! During sex especially! Seriously, what is with that?! Oh, and signing skin…what’s the point of that, either?!

That’s pretty much it. We like the majority of things. But mainly boys.

Also, we both have Livejournals if you want to come and talk to us. Mine (Ellie) is totally_loca and I'll ask Lyzi when I next see her if she wants to put hers up.

However if you want to read any of my (E) other stories (which are mainly band slash) then have a look at my writing journal, frozen_chaos.

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Voyage to Tortuga by llemun reviews
A series of pseudo-drabbles concerning Will and Jack's voyage to Tortuga. Now UPDATED. Aren't you glad?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
His Legend by otherhawk reviews
What does Jack think when he puts on his kohl in the morning?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004
Vertigo by Ryuuza reviews
In which Harry is dizzy, Draco is smiling, and life doesn't go the way it's supposed to. Slash. Slightly dark. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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When Stars Collide reviews
Shounen-ai DH (Warning: this summary is utter rubbish.) Set in Sixth year, sparks fly when Harry and Draco, amongst others, are selected to learn to become Animagi. As the lessons progress, there’s something going on that wasn’t in the plan…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,464 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Save The Last Dance reviews
Title may be subject to change Basic boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love etc, etc...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004