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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Stargate: Atlantis.

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After having the stupid peaches message up for half a century, I've decided to update. I've changed so much I frequently scare my friends and parents.

Anyway, I'm the future president of the United States. No, I'm not going to tell you my name, but if you every hear a candidate say something along the lines of 'the country's screwed and we're all in a very deep pile of crud. Let's get to work!', that'll be me.

My favorite SGA character is McKay, simply because he's a fascinating enigma. It's like their's a war between two different personalities. He was my case study for Psycology, or however it's spelled. Maybe I'll post that at some time.

I proudly support McWeir! C'mon people, it's so obvious! I don't think Major Sheppard could get into a stable relationship with anyone at this point, though if Teyla works at it, she might have a good shot...

Hmmm... I think that's it.

Nope wait, one more thing. My brother. I freely admit that I'm the one who got him hooked on fanfiction. I even encouraged his writing. Heck, I'm his beta, so I'm still encouraging it. But I will not be footing any bills for therapy. Sorry, but I'm only .000175223 millimeters away from being broke, so I'm telling you right now, jumperpilot's stories are disturbing. Don't read them, and if you do, don't blame me. You've been warned.

Oh, and one more thing. Been is pronounced BEAN not BIN.

Updated: Febuary 20, 2005

I found this really, really, cute video on the web. If you're a McWeir fan, you must see this! The link is here:

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Umm, just as a disclaimer, it isn't mine. It's Azar's, and it's on the McWeir Fanfic site, if the link doesn't work.

Updated March 13 2005

Just thought I'd share with you the odd little things that happen in my life

"The one who get's his lance out first normally wins... which is why...this stupid...little...friggin' yellow power ranger won't stay up!"

Corey, giving a report on jousting

"Here, for example, it's not exceptable for me to take of all my clothes and running screaming through the halls. In the Brazilian rainforests, people can go around with no top or bottom and no one will think to look twice.

But wouldn't they get cold?

No. It's the middle of a tropical rainforest. They aren't going to freeze their gazoobies off."

Mrs. Duncan. my English teacher, and Ryan, a fellow classmate, discussing the social confines of Starkfield from Ethan Frome. Sadly, I'm not making this up.

Updated March 16 2005

Just another odd little thing said today.

"I will now conduct using only my eyebrows."

Mr. Lawlor, my conductor. He actually says this quiet often interestingly enough.

Oh, and on another note, it looks like Every Stargate Fan's Dream will be back on April 15th. Due to a severe case of writers block, I'm only about halfway through the fourth chapter. I'll poster a teaser on April Fools Day though.

Updated March 30 2005

Okaaaaaaay, the teaser got up early, I've started another fic, have ideas for to others, which is the good news. The bad news is that I don't think I'm going to be able to finish writing the Harry Potter Fic. If anyone wants to take over, e-mail me and I'll send you the notes. Be prepared for a long hual though-I've got alot of notes on that story, but my plot bunny died, so...

Updated April 26 2005

Since I couldn't afford to buy seperate cages for all my plot bunnies, nature's taken it's coarse and they've all multiplied! Here's what coming out of the hutch:

Works in Progress:

Universal Constants-my crackfic, futurefic, and kidfic! Humor and Fluff galorewhen kids from the future end up on Atlantis's past, or something like that. I'm pretty much writing whatever I feel like so I'm not so random in school. Not that it's working or anything.

Family Matters- An HP/SGA crossover fic. Rodney's family isn't conventional. Then again, neither is his life.

Coming Attractions:

The Enemy You Know: An answer to Slayersgrl's challenge thingy. There's a traitor on Atlantis, and he's helped the Genii take over the city. Only problem is, who is it?

Judgement Day: Someone is trying to kill McKay. And they aren't giving up until he's dead...

Utter Randomness: My brother been complaining that I don't spend enough time with him. Hence, we're joint writing this fic, where a puddle Jumper carrying AR-1 crash-lands in our backyard. Warning: This will be strange.

The Alliance: AR-1 encounters a planet where survivors ofthe recent Wraith cullings have banded together to form a resistance movement. I actually like this one.

On Hold:

Every Stargate Fan's Dream: Emako gets sucked into Stargate Atlantis. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a Mary Sue.

On a completely unrealated note, I saw this poem and just couldn't resist sharing.

JUST LIKE YOU

Just because I've tentacles,

And my skin is ocean blue,

Don't think I don't have feelings

Just the same as you.

Everytime I fall in love

My knees are filled with bliss;

I pucker up my eyebrows

To give my girl a kiss.

The times we have a lover's spat,

My liver's always broken;

Many times I've cried my ears off

Because harsh words are spoken.

When I am suspicious,

My feet can smell a rat;

I try to eat nutritious,

Lots of sugar, salt, and fat.

My nose runs and my feet smell-

I've heard that yours do, too.

I sine my ears with gobs of wax,

Just the same as you.

When scared, I feel my skin crawl,

The way you humans do.

Mine comes back when I call it

(I hope that yours does, too).

Though you're rarely eight feet tall,

I don't look down on you;

I know we're really much the same-

Even though you are not blue.

BY BRUCE COVILLE

Just one last thing- DOES ANYONE WANT TO ADOPT MY HARRY POTTER STORY?

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

Updated June 21, 2005

No, I haven't died-I've just hit a rough spot on my HPXSGA story, and come up with a few new ones. Anyhoo, school's over now so I have time to wrok on this-hopefully. I've also updated my story list (above).

My last day of classes was odd...I jumped out a window in Spainish and screamed in the middle of History for no apparent reason. It must be noted that I did raise my hand first. I also walked around with a Post-It note on my forehead reading "Is it summer yet?" until lunch when my friends tied me down and ripped in into little piece, telling me on no uncertain terms that I needed to stop acting like I was stoned.

History is after lunch, which sorta says something about my listening skills, eh?

IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS A HARRY POTTER STORY?

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

TO ANY AND ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THE ROUND ROBIN:

GET A MOVE ON!

Sorrry- I spent three hours of a perfectly good day cleaning, and I am NOT in a good mood.

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Confessions of a Stranded Jedi by Kipling Bunny reviews
A Jedi stranded in the Pegasus galaxy meets up with the Atlantis crew. Throw in a few angry Wraith and a Sith just to keep things interesting. ::Stargate Atlantis, Star Wars:KotOR crossover::
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8688 - Favs: 11,124 - Follows: 8,442 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
So I Married A Chair by HyperCaz reviews
Dr Beckett has a secret. It involves a chair. CHECKETT AU season 1. Now with bonus action. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
The Assistant by dietcokechic reviews
Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Truth and Consequences by Jen Rock reviews
AU for Critical Mass. What if Dr. Kavanagh hadn't fainted? Some spoilers for that episode.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - P. Kavanagh - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by twinklet26 reviews
The Disciple decides he is tired of people knowing him as the boring Jedi historian, and thus begins his socalled path to redemption and ultimate scoundrelin’…and of course, Atton is always ready to share and give his—ahem—aid and wisdom.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
I'm a doctor, not a by CrystalXanadu reviews
An amusing Carson moment. The things they bring to sickbay . . . Chapter 5 added, now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
One Day by LittleKnux2008 reviews
She sits by his infirmary bed, as always, waiting for a sign that he'll be okay. And as soon as she gets it, she leaves...and he'll never know. [McKayWeir]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Lay Me Down by Grav reviews
This went beyond failure, and now there was no home left to go to.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Anybody Home? by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
A New Arrival by Chance2 reviews
Rodney McKay, a father? Surely you jest. McWeir, slight Sheyla. Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by Donna Lynn reviews
It's been five years since the Atlantis expedition came to the Pegasus system. How have things changed for everyone?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - [John S., Teyla E.]
The Sharing by Pairatime reviews
What John Sheppard saw and learned during the sharing at the end of Sanctuary. Re-uploading parts 1-13 cleaned up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Attention to Detail by PurpleYin reviews
Written for fififolle. A Kavanagh is an axe murderer fic, because if people think he's so evil he might as well thoroughly be that at least once. Also has a little KavanaghSimpson in a twisted way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Centre Ice by Commodore Norrington reviews
Two sons, two fathers. Twenty years before he's even heard of a Stargate, Rodney has a chance encounter.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Death Toll Rises in the Name of Ship by HyperCaz reviews
The bizarre sequences of ship return with a little help from character death, reality TV and the supernatural. Sequel to The Many Ways That Elizabeth and Rodney Hooked Up
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
The Many Ways that Elizabeth and Rodney Hooked Up by HyperCaz reviews
Involves absolute bizarre sequences of ship and...other...situations. Truth serum, chocolate cashews and pillows abound.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
An Element of Truth by HyperCaz reviews
John has been hearing some wild rumours. mcweir, beckcadman
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Miscommunication by Porthos1013 reviews
A series of miscommunications leads to some confusing developments. McWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Mr Mom by b7-kerravon reviews
Spoiler Alert: 'Critical Mass' and 'Childhood's End'. Just what was Zelenka doing during the episode 'Critical Mass', and why did he look like that upon his return? COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Radek Z. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Get On Board by Seanait reviews
The first BeckettChair story ever! w.i.p.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Carson B., John S.
A Moment in Time Travel? by obsessedwithscifi reviews
The children of Atlantis find themselves in trouble when they arrive in the past and have no idea how to get home. (Sorry really suck at summaries) Please R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,912 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Lost and Alone by Icebox reviews
COMPLETE! A simple mission went horribly wrong and our favorite scientist has to learn how to survive on his own.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Vulcan Shadows by Loptr reviews
Spock’s dark past catches up with him and it’s up to McCoy to save him. But he’s just an ol’ country Doctor with no idea how deep or dark Spock’s secret past truly goes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,376 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy
Missing in Action by Belisse reviews
[COMPLETE]The Genii had a plan, they will get back at the people from Atlantis at any cost. Please R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - John S. - Complete
Battle Scars by LostMyPen reviews
Just how much can one person take? McKaycentric, team fic with Sheppard, McKay friendship. DISCONTINUED SINCE 8/21/2005
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Revenge, two sugars, no milk by Loptr reviews
Pay back time, Sheppard style. Sequel to Truth Or Dare. McWeir, Sheyla. Warning, this fic is seriously odd, I mean really. Read it and find out what I mean. [Complete]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
One Sick Puppy by Dr. Dredd reviews
Trouble of the four legged kind! A dog's eye view of the events in The Storm and The Eye. WIP
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - John S., Carson B.
The Geek’s Guide to Goon Warfare by likethekoschka reviews
Kidnappings, Druglords, Red Chief, Snickerdoodles... and Slash
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/16/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
The Solar Flare Saga by The Faerie Enchantress reviews
Those solar flares are interfering with gate travel again... Pairings Sheyla, McWeir, FordOC, BeckettOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Jeans and Genes by Starlite1 reviews
When Dr. Elizabeth Weir undergoes the ATA Gene therapy, she gets quite a bit more than she bargained for. Suddenly her home is under threat, and time is running out... Completed as of the 148!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
StarWars: Atlantis by Padfoot-001 reviews
John the farm boy must learn the ways of the GENE from Danny Boy on his adventure to stop the evil Lord Ba'al and save the beautiful Princess Teyla. ShWeir, Sheyla, McEyla, McWeir!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
Letters to Pegasus by emergencyfan reviews
Among the weaponry and other items sent with Colonel Everett by Stargate command, surely they would have included mail. I imagine these letters and tapes lay in the bottom of one of the containers waiting until their owners can claim them...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
To Walk on Water by nebbyJen reviews
Sometimes to heal wounds of the past, you must save the future. McKay centered fic with a healthy dose of Sheppard and Beckett.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
What Went Wrong by Strawberry Cupcake reviews
A girl shows up on Atlantis from the future who's had a haunting past. Can she get home? McWeir Sheyla FordOC changed title-used to be When Everything Goes Wrong
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
In the Blink of an Eye: Part I Alive by DevineM27 reviews
One event changes everything for John and Teyla. This is the story of their love, life and pursuit of happiness in the Pegasus galaxy. Sheyla,McWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
I've Never Part Deux by Cellar Door 26 reviews
Sequel to I've Never, obviously. Our heroes try to figure out what happened the night before. Includes hangovers, sexual innuendoes, and a violen. Hints of McWeir and Sheyla. You might want to read I've Never before this one.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Alien Devices by SlayersGrl reviews
The team finds an Ancient outpost on a deserted planet. Strange devices and an unexpected encounter may provide them with exactly what they’ve been looking for. But are they willing to pay the price?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Steady State by liketheriver reviews
Sheppard touches something he shouldn’t, McKay deals with the consequences, Kavanagh gets a new hair style and Zelenka sings! Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,637 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Impressions by Porthos1013 reviews
“Elizabeth silently hoped she wouldn’t have to work too closely with this Dr. Rodney McKay.” Weir’s first impressions and growing friendship with Rodney.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Board Room Madness by Tania-R reviews
TeylaJohn John is not paying attention at the briefing. He is to busy looking at HER!... What on earth is this man doing to Teyla!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Take My Hand by Loptr reviews
Just a few shots from Rodney and Elizabeth’s life so far. Don’t know how to describe this one except I think they have a hand-fetish. Mcweir. A little bit angsty but just a bit.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Nightwatch by eretria reviews
She has seen many rooms. Many faces. Many sleepers. They're all unique. (Entry for sgaflashfic's city exploration challenge)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
Compromising Positions by Kate McCaye reviews
Beginning of a new series, in which various members of SG1 find themselves in the position of uttering the phrase, "This isn't what it looks like."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Eternal Scars by Munchkincat reviews
The Borg have returned and have captured Data. Using very different tactics from their last encounter with the android, they sill stop at nothing to gain control of the Enterprise... and Data may not survive the ordeal. Chapter 9 is now up! :) My story
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004
Cold, Black, Dark by Donna Lynn reviews
John is forced to make a decision when he and Teyla are trapped in a sunken puddle jumper. Inspired by scene from the movie "The Abyss"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005 - [John S., Teyla E.] - Complete
Secrets by LittleKnux2008 reviews
Not all heroes are brave. [McWeir, missing scene for The Storm]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Angry Goodbye by Porthos1013 reviews
Kate breaks up with Rodney.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
I Missed You by Porthos1013 reviews
Elizabeth's reaction when the man she loves comes back from the dead. McWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Power of Trust by Cyberwraith9 reviews
Things have settled down between Kim and Ron just in time for a new threat to arise. Mysteries of the Ancient East are revealed, and all hope rests with an unlikely hero. Old friends and new enemies galore! Part Two of The Power Trilogy! Completed
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,804 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Feels like fading by Belisse reviews
[COMPLETE] Major Sheppard and his team go to a planet that is not one of Teyla’s trading planets, and finds something he never expected. An Ancient creation with unimaginable power. Please R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,300 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Last Witness by nebbyJen reviews
Arrested for murder, McKay manages to escape with the help of a stranger. Unfortunately, nothing can be as simple as it first appears.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,461 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Explosion by b7-kerravon reviews
Zelenka, McKay,and an unknown Ancient device add Carson Beckett and you've got trouble. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rodney's Science Fair Project by Livy1213 reviews
If you've seen 'Underground' you would know about McKay's 6th grade science fair project.:) I stink at summarys but please R&R!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
A Show of Trust by Tipper reviews
COMPLETE! An impromtu rescue on an isolationist planet leads to a rift in the ranks, and it all goes downhill from there.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,404 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
I'll Be Yours by PurpleYin reviews
Darkfic drabble that's an AU to the end of The Eye. McKayWeir and very bizarrely KolyaWeir too.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Tokens by liketheriver reviews
Tag for Hot Zone. John and Rodney discuss SG1, friendship, and a road trip to Vegas. SheppardMcKay friendship. Oneshot complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Chronicles of the Sleepless by T'Karish reviews
Rodney snores and Carson just wants to sleep. Nonslash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M.
Wavelength by ThePet reviews
After a tragic accident involving an Ancient device, McKay and Sheppard must work together in a race against time to save a life dear to both of them. And all they need is to be on the same wavelength...(McShep friendship, slash-free) (4 UP)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
One Last Idea by sgafan33 reviews
McKay comes up with one last idea before the Wraith hive ships arrive at Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2005
What Kind of Man? by sablecain reviews
Tagfollow-up to The Eye. Rodney is dealing... but not so well.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Intuition by Vana Telcontar reviews
Little ficlet based on a Liz moment in "The Defiant One" COMPLETE One-shot
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Lilith by PurpleYin reviews
Atlantis grieves for a major member.Gone for a month & with no idea of their location or status they must drop efforts for rescue & presume death by Wraith.There is nothing more they could do but then not everything depends on them...Darkfic,McKayWeir,WIP
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
The Dark by OXBastetXO reviews
Trapped in a hole McKay and Sheppard find that their worst enemy is each other dealing with: the dark, the snark and oogling.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Scooby Doo to the Rescue by Ellex reviews
Short humorous fic involving cartoon characters and human sacrifice...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Before I Forget by OXBastetXO reviews
(Complete)A little talk with herself teaches Elizabeth a lot about herself. (McWeir) (Missing Scene for "Before I Wake")
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
War of Wills by OXBastetXO reviews
Rivalry on Atlantis can be a deadly thing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2004
Come Unhappy Wanderer by MagpieDreamer reviews
[Rated for one bad word] Teyla goes in search of food in the middle of the night, and she and John, followed by the wrest of the team, bond over ice cream and nightmares. Kinda TeylaSheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Teyla E., John S.
Vindicated by MagpieDreamer reviews
A little episode tag for the end of 'Suspicion'. Teyla contemplates having to leave, and John offers her a leaving present, of sorts. Teyla&John Friendhship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
With Time Comes Trust by antea-aevum reviews
Sirius Black comes to get his 10yearold Godson from the Dursleys and uncovers what Harry was really dealing with throughout his ten years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,670 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The O'Neill Divide by JosephineLL reviews
Jack meets another side of himself --- Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Let Winterlight Come by fyre reviews
Of Western Stars universe With neutral’s authorization. Harry leaves Moor House for his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,123 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Universal Constants reviews
Time travel, Q-like beings, Clones, Kids, Wraith, Genii, Z.P.M.s, Pregnant ladies, Goa'uld, orgainized choas, the laws of the universe, and a woman just barely keeping it together amidst raging hormones and long-fought battles. Randomness Abound! Okay, no
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Family Matters reviews
The expedition attracted msny people scientists, doctors, diplomats, soldiers, and, hidden among them, people who were trying to forget that magic ever existed. People like Rodney McKay. Chapter five is up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
The Alliance reviews
Has anyone else wondered where the survivors of Wraith cullings go? Okay, so I'll end up taking it a bit too far, but that's okay with me! See inside for explanation of rating.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Every Stargate Fan's Dream reviews
Everyone who loves Stargate would love to have a chance to jump into that reality, right. Well I didn't have I chioce. I hadn't even seen all the episodes! This is my story. Chapters Five up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Just for a Moment reviews
This is up purely for revenge. This stupid little poem woke me up at three in the morning, and I'm sticking up here for everyone to laugh at so nothing like this happens again. Please read and flame.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/20/2005
100 Word Reflection of a Best Man reviews
The title pretty much says it all... My first McWeir fic, in honor of our 100th member. Congrats! (Sheppard's POV)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2005
The Experiment reviews
What would happen if you tricked two incredably sarcastic guys into a very large room, and then cut power to the lights. Assuming they don't have their radios, of course...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
Be The Hero reviews
Gaul's thoughts before he dies. Warning: This is very depressing. If you're looking for something funny, I suggest you look somewhere else.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/31/2005
Hero Complex reviews
Some of the thoughts of Rodney McKay
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005
The Wanderer or A Gross Understatement reviews
Every body wants to be sucked into the world of Harry Potter. But what would happen if it really happened? Follow the journey of Emma Rexi Uton through all 7 years at Hogwarts. Some torure and angst in later chapters. It's only year 1 folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
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