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Joined 12-31-13, id: 5422698, Profile Updated: 02-11-21
Author has written 7 stories for Fate/stay night, Harry Potter, Dungeons and Dragons, Shadows of the Limelight, and Naruto.

Update 2021: This is basically out of date now and i'm on ao3. hope you're all doing well, reach me there or on tumblr :)

I do not own any of the base material for which I write fanfictions. All fanfictions written are for non-commercial use. Any fair usage of copyrighted material are for parody, critical, and transformative purposes only.

I write one-shots often, and publish them occasionally. To get a sense for what I'm into, check out my favorite fics. Fix fics and time travel are a guilty pleasure for me, but what I really like are well-written AU fics. A good fic should scale up the challenges the main character faces. There should be tension and fear in your heart. Seventh Horcrux the exception that proves the rule.

Active Fics:

Lost Root - A Naruto AU SI. The stars fall like snow, like hail, like tears. Ripped away from the harsh embrace of life, I find myself adrift in a realm-between-realms, an unworld of disorder, a soup of consciousness and memory. Dark leaves blow across a blood-red sky and the keenly wailing dirge keeps rhythm as they flip and tumble. A Naruto AU Self-Insert.

The Shadows Cast - Harry Potter AU. It's 2001, and Voldemort has finally seized control of Great Britain. With the Order broken and the Wizengamot bent to his will, who will dare oppose him?

Inactive Fics:

Divine Grail - Fate/Zero AU. The Grail grants knowledge, not wishes, and The Fourth Divine Grail War is coming to a close. Emiya Kiritsugu has fought long and hard to make it this far, gradually growing his expertise and knowledge of the other combatants, trying to find the perfect time to strike. Everything would have been going according to plan, but with each passing day, each hour, his servant's memories are fading...

My Favorite Fics

Read Seventh Horcrux and Applied Cultural Anthropology for good times. I admire both of those authors and the work they've done.

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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 1,149,911 - Reviews: 10426 - Favs: 11,362 - Follows: 11,167 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
The Optimised Wish Project by GanHOPE326 reviews
When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 343,191 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Goku, Bulma
Victoria Potter by Taure reviews
Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. AU world with a canonical tone. No canon rehash, no bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. Second Year complete as of Chapter 27.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,979 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P., Susan B., Daphne G.
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 7,897 - Follows: 8,339 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 188,169 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 10,071 - Follows: 11,052 - Updated: 7/19/2020 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24460 - Favs: 20,068 - Follows: 19,763 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Color Psychology by arenavanera reviews
Ruby is a neurotic prodigy who thought Beacon would teach her to kill Grimm. Instead, she's dropped into a world of schemes and secrets. Hopefully she'll figure things out before anyone's agenda catches up with her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,158 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Ruby R.
Quietus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Kyuubi rewards Naruto for its freedom. Oneshot. AU. Diverges between p. 13 and p. 14 of Chapter 439.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Unriddle the Riddles by melmonella reviews
Continuation of "Harry Potter and Methods of Rationality" by Eliezer Yudkovsky. What if Harry allied with Professor Quirrell instead of attempting to kill him through what amounted to sheer dumb luck? What compromise might have been reached?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2018
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 6,776 - Follows: 8,323 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Heinz Dillema by mugglesftw reviews
What is morality? To whom do we owe aide? How much is a human life worth? What is the price of doing the right thing? These are not easy questions, and they have no easy answers. When confronted with a moral dilemma that has no good solution, what is Ron Weasley to do? He must not only decide what is morally correct, but also what is best for himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,810 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Brynden T.
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
The Praises of Nayru: Link's Awakening by constructFaun reviews
The bearer of courage finds himself on an island he cannot leave. Here he must confront the loss of identity, the construction of identity, mismatches between mutually alien mindsets and true intimacy, in all its horror. This work was written under the rationalfiction methodology. epub available here: /praises.epub
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Link, Marin, Nayru - Complete
Lies Bathilda Bagshot Told Me by Qoheleth reviews
Or, why Hufflepuffs understand History of Magic better than Ravenclaws do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Hannah A., Fat Friar - Complete
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 316 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Three Shades of Gray by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with Gray Boy's power. She reunites with Emma Barnes in the aftermath of an Endbringer attack. The two old friends and old enemies have to come to terms with their new relationship.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Skitter, Emma B. - Complete
The Way Back Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kiritsugu summons Heroic Spirit EMIYA instead of Saber. AU. Gen. Spoilers for Fate/Zero and F/S: UBW
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Kiritsugu E., EMIYA, Irisviel vE. - Complete
Worm-Style Chocolate by Thinker6 reviews
Worm one-shots like the best chocolate, dark and semi-sweet. Stories with varying mixes of humor and horror. Lots of appearances by creepy fellows like the Slaughterhouse Nine.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Slaughterhouse Nine Power Taylor: One-Shots by Thinker6 reviews
Short stories in which Taylor Hebert gets powers from the Slaughterhouse Nine. Some are short and lighthearted snippets, others are longer and more serious.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Skitter
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 10,163 - Follows: 4,758 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,719 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 12,999 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 9,245 - Follows: 10,767 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 367 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 317 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Peter W., Cersei L.
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sasuke Fan Club by jacobk reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Study in Velvet by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
After the exhilaration, nail-biting terror, and sheer adventure of fighting alongside Iskander in Heaven's Feel, Waver's return to the Clock Tower has been...well, dull. But when a fellow student is murdered, Waver must call upon the same ingenuity that took him through everything that Fuyuki could throw at him. A oneshot murder mystery.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Waver V. - Complete
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 585 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 433 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Shion Means Remembrance by Arashi Leonhart reviews
To delay the use of Blood Fort on the school, Issei and Rider come to an accord.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Issei R., Rider - Complete
elia martell: they kill us for their sport by dance-at-bougival reviews
"You need only remember this. We are Martells. And we are not weak."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 235 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Anatomist by rosa acicularis reviews
"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 5,454 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fire Omens by chase glasslace reviews
TMR. Gen. 'Incendio is the first incantation that Tom ever learns.' Europe in the eye of the storm. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 841 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Goblet of Fire: Viktor Krum by SiriuslyPeeved reviews
Before the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire judges the hopeful competitors. Canon-compliant, Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Viktor K. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 556 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 8,682 - Follows: 1,168 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 919 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
No Way Out by Wraithfighter reviews
Jim Raynor enters the belly of the beast, with one goal in mind: Bring down the leader of the Zerg, Kerrigan, the grim shadow of the woman he loved, wiht minimal fire support and no way to fall back. Oneshot.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - James R., Sarah K. - Complete
Blood Brothers by so caffeinated reviews
Sirius and Regulus wanted to save each other. In the end, neither brother could even save himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
I'm Here to Help by Mark Doherty reviews
It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,045 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11660 - Favs: 23,167 - Follows: 8,231 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hall of Heroes by Pavonis Mons reviews
In which Severus Snape finally gets his just deserts... or does he? Contains Valkyries, meat, mead, horned helmets, singing Giants and The Ballad of Severus the Small and his Tiny, Tiny Stick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Taller than God by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Brotherly Duties by Perse reviews
Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/7/2005 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
The Tangled Web by Nomad1 reviews
Oh the tangled webs we weave, when we practise to deceive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Complete
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Lost Root reviews
The stars fall like snow, like hail, like tears. Ripped away from the harsh embrace of life, I find myself adrift in a realm-between-realms, an unworld of disorder, a soup of consciousness and memory. Dark leaves blow across a blood-red sky and the keenly wailing dirge keeps rhythm as they flip and tumble. A Naruto AU Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - OC
The Shadows Cast reviews
It's 2001, and Voldemort has finally seized control of Great Britain. With the Order broken and the Wizengamot bent to his will, who will dare oppose him? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Gellert G.
Divine Grail reviews
With only four combatants left, the Fourth Divine Grail War is coming to a close. Emiya Kiritsugu has fought long and hard to make it this far, gradually growing his expertise and knowledge of the other combatants, trying to find the perfect time to strike. Everything would have been going according to plan, but with each passing day, each hour, his servant's memories are fading...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015
Free reviews
Hyuuga Nishi has been kidnapped in an attempt at Bloodline Theft. With the terrible Caged Bird Seal on her forehead, and enemies around her, all paths for her are bad. What can she do to find her way out of this terrible situation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2015 - OC - Complete
Breaker of Chains
Never forget the Breaker of Chains, and why each night we whisper his name. One-shot.
Shadows of the Limelight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Complete
Story and Rules of Wyweria
Some background reading for a D&D campaign setting I'm working on.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,355 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Complete
The Gone Day
It's just another crime scene, just another job for this Boston Auror. Today, though something is different. One-shot. Post series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete