Dead Alchemist
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Joined 02-19-04, id: 542295, Profile Updated: 02-16-14
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Pet Shop of Horrors, Naruto, and NCIS.

Name - Call me Dead.

D.O.B. - 30th April, 1990.

Looks - 5ft 7in, long, slightly curly, dark brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin.

Live - Somewhere Habitable. I Think...

Hobbies - Reading, Writing, Wandering, and Daydreaming.

Favorites:

Books - Anita Blake, Meredith Gentry, Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring, Wolf Moon, Blood and Chocolate, The Sight, and much more.

Anime - Naruto, Inyuyasha, Petshop of Horrors, Demon Diary, Crescent Moon, Fake, Rave Master, Vampire Game, Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakesho, Chobits, and much more.

Movies - Voyage of the Unicorn, The Never Ending Story, 10th Kingdom, The Princess Bride, Liar Liar, Rush Hour, and much more.

T.V. Shows - Supernatural, Sherlock, Torchwood, NCIS, Doctor Who, CSI:NY, Beyond Belief, Iron Chef America, and Red Dwarf.

I can now also be found at my other site The Alchemist's Journal. I was on this site for several years but than lost my hotmail address and when I had to get a new one, didn't have access to my old account, so I made a new one, this time, I promise to update more often on it.

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-Gets dragged away by guys in unnaturally clean white shirts-

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Tales From the Marvel Universe by shanejayell reviews
Tony Stark has decided to make a documentary about the forming of the Avengers! How will the team react to how they appear on film? Expanding this to general movie and comics drabbles. Short, drabble length chapters.
Crossover - Avengers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/14/2012
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
When Silence Falls by TheHatterTheory reviews
In which Tony ignores most of the seven stages of grief and goes straight to denial. He's got a right to anyway, considering he's the one that died. FrostIron -prologue re-written-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,301 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
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A Day in the Life reviews
A series of drabbles all apart of NCIS, not all are a part of the same universe and they aren't in any particular order. More drabbles added based how many ideas I get, both from myself and the reviewers.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
How Did He Do That? reviews
During the lesson on hand seals at the academy, Naruto notices something mind boggling. Very much in the humour slash just plain weird category.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Discovering the Magic of Magic reviews
Harry discovers a mirror in his vault that was left by his father. The unique properties of this mirror are, let's just say, explored. Warning – Involuntary cross-dressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Youthful Crack Fic! reviews
Stuck after falling down a hole into a small and dark cave, what will Gai, Orochimaru and Deidara do? Warning! CRACK! Written with sesshy-stalker-kendra and kyeira chan. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Gai M., Orochimaru, Deidara - Complete
Finding Eyes reviews
Leon gets stuck in the rain and finds something in the trash in an alley that should never have been there so he takes it home. Takes place before the manga, so no D. Prologue to another story yet to come.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Leon - Complete
A Hippo for Christmas reviews
OneShot.Sirius has a song stuck in his head before Christmas and it has bad consequences. Warning: Slight mostly implied Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Meow! reviews
OneShot.Sirius has always been a heavy sleeper. Remus finds a way to wake him up and get a good laugh while doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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