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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy.

hey, i go by insouciantmouse on this site. nice to meet you.

my tumblr is @yourstrulymouse if u wanna check me out

here's some advice from a wonderful writer on this site whose name I cannot remember.

1. People having conversations use contractions like I've, don't, won't, we're etc. use them in your stories. Otherwise, it feels like someone's reading off a cue card. very stiff.

2. Go back and reread your story. I know sometimes you get caught up in writing and put some minor detail in the chapter...then it turns out that that small detail contradicted with an earlier detail making your readers either confused or annoyed.

3. Flesh out your characters. I know JK already built the foundation for the characters we use, but in our stories we take artistic liberties and there are certain nuances specific to how we envision them. Let your writing reflect the quirks.

4. Write your chapter, save it and let it sit for a day and then go back and read it again. You'll prevent typo's, missing words and grammar errors this way... unless you use a beta then never mind.

5. Tenses. It's sometimes difficult to keep the story in the appropriate tense. Think about when an event is occuring and write it. Then reread.

6. Remember the human condition. Three people can watch the same event and remember it differently; write those deviations. It adds depth to your characters.

7. (these outstanding additions are courtesy of Severus49) Writers should know the difference between: breathe (to inhale and exhale) and breath (a singular inhalation); cloth (a piece of material) and clothe (to put on apparel); and Its (meaning ownership) and It's (the abbreviation for it is).

8. (more tips from the gracious alliehatescats) There, Their, and They're. there as in, it's over there; their as in, it's a persons posession (sp); They're as in, they are going to do something.

The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.

-Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

-Albus Dumbledore

You could give me diamonds, but I wouldn't wear them. They burn far too prettily for that. You could give me money, but it wouldn't last. I would buy a book to get lost in. You could sing me a song, but I wouldn't remember. My mind's far too scattered for that. You could read me a poem, but the time wouldn't be right. I prefer poetry readings at night.
Just give me true love and I will be grateful.
Give me a story to write.
(If you know a person this should be credited to, tell me.)

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The Guile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 480,435 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 8,667 - Follows: 9,571 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Draco M., Lucius M.
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 187 - Words: 216,949 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 8,825 - Follows: 8,489 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Have you ever been in love? by themarauder94 reviews
James Potter har bjudit ut Lily stup i kvarten sen deras fjärde år. De har nu börjat sitt sjunde. Men något verkar ha hänt med James. Han verkar inte kär i Lily längre - Och Lily börjar sakna uppmärksamheten från honom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 66,939 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12011 - Favs: 9,935 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Singular Symphony by Terrence Rogue reviews
A Hermione-centric series of oneshots. Several unusual or rare pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Kingsley S., Adrian P. - Complete
Two and a Half Men by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M.
Error by trollnexus reviews
Theo Nott is a fool. That's all there is to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Theodore N. - Complete
Paint It Black by nani'anela reviews
Dean finds his car missing, and a leather-jacket-donning human sleeping in her parking space. A sharp-jawed, scruffy, low-voiced DUDE. And Baby's meant to be a CHICK, right? Baby struggles to learn how to be human, and not embarrass his boys in public with phrases like 'inside me.' Destiel. *UPDATE* A few chapters have been revised, plus new content! COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,300 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Impala - Complete
Colourblind by Someone aka Me reviews
"She says the colours will come when he is finally touching the person he is destined to fall in love with. She says that everything will change in the matter of a single moment." He is fourteen when the world goes sideways. ::: CharlieDraco, colorblind/soul mates of a sort AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Charlie W., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Hands and The Heart by tristanackerly reviews
Dysphoria is the hardest struggle Remus has ever faced, but Sirius is determined to show him the hands and the heart of his situation. [Trigger Warnings: Gender Dysphoria, self-harm, brief alcohol mention.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Surprisingly Magical by Lissy Stage reviews
Justin hadn't known what to expect when he'd woken up from his long, overdue return to consciousness after the Basilisk Incident. Then again, he hadn't quite expected Colin Creevey, either. Written for various challenges, and the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. Pre-Justin/Colin slash. AU. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Justin F., Colin C.] Poppy P. - Complete
Count On Me by NeonDomino reviews
There was only one number Sirius Black wanted that night, and that was the phone number of the cute stranger. Remus' friends take him to a gay club for the first time, and he finds himself gaining the attention of the gorgeous barman, Sirius Black. WolfStar SB/RL, JP/LE. Bartender AU! Muggle AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Lady Moonwolf reviews
Scorpius had fallen in love with the broken girl in the mirror. His heart was shattered as he confessed everything to her. He laid his soul bare for her. He longed to hear her voice, to feel her touch, to kiss her lips. He felt extremely vulnerable as he told her these things but he couldn't keep it bottled up any longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hermione G., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hexes and Despondency by Lissy Stage reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, punished to send a letter to each other once a week. The inevitable is quite inevitable. HPDM slash. Eighth-year AU. Written for round 8 of season 2 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Severed by Yulliah reviews
What happens to a Veela when an angry mob cuts his wings? Veela-fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Falling Away by NeonDomino reviews
The Blacks are disgusted to witness their son kissing another boy, but they have six weeks to 'fix' him. Sirius shares his first kiss with Remus at the station, before they part ways for the summer holidays. Set after 6th year. SBxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Warning Signs by asebi reviews
Seeing ghosts isn't Harry's biggest problem. Non-magical!AU. Slight implications of Drarry. Written for R7 of S2 of the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Albus D. - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 320 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Being Stubborn Pays Off by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. It doesn't matter what McGonagall says or anybody else. Harry knows where he belongs. And it's not as the Girl Who Lived. Trans boy Harry story. Warning for transphobia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Lemon-Scented Sunshine by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. AU. Based off a hiddenhogwarts headcanon. Luna finds a door in the closet. What could be waiting on the other side?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Luna L., Penelope C., Mandy B. - Complete
Drifting In To Consciousness by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition's season 2. Round 4 prompt: "This time, your task is to write a fic that starts and ends with the same word." Hermione struggles to find her place in the post-war world. Luna tries to help. Harry/Hermione/Luna. Implied polamory, bisexuality, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
In Which Shagging cough Love conquers all by Bertram Wooster reviews
Dialog only. Oh no. Warning: crack-fic ahead. Approach with extreme caution. I started off trying to write something nice ( Seriously, a pun, you say? Happy coincidence.)… and this just sort of happened. I think I may be high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
True Heart's Mate by The Loyal Executioner reviews
GE Samhain Challenge inspired... When Hermione is invited to Ron's wedding, Harry issues a counter-invite... To Luna's Samhain 'Girls Night Out.' That's when things went just a little bit odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Span by trollnexus reviews
In which Percy misdiagnoses the warm feeling in his chest several times throughout the course of his life before finally realising what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Percy W., Audrey W.] - Complete
gunshots and dead men by Someone aka Me reviews
WWIII!AU. When Sherlock is drafted, John is furious. But in the end, there isn't much he can do, so he goes with. Because Sherlock is Sherlock, and John will protect him any way possible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Marion Hood reviews
The summer before Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes an unusual friend in America. And of course there's only one way for the son of a hunter and a witch to keep in touch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Two Hearts That Bleat As One by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Distraction by trollnexus reviews
Oliver just wanted to watch the Falcons vs Harpies match in peace, but it was impossible to do so with Percy Weasley next to him, of all people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Oliver W., Percy W.] - Complete
Iron Closets by RZZMG reviews
Someone once said, "The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid." Draco Malfoy is about to learn this lesson the hard way as his Vampire heritage awakens & he's stuck choosing between Theodore Nott & Hermione Granger. Romance triangle/Drama/Angst/Slash & Het. 2013 HP-Creatures Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 432 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Different by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Luna's not a girl and not a boy, and what can fae be, really, when it comes down to it? Faerself, that's who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Luna L., Poppy P., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Witchester by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione discovers a family she never even knew about. But there isn't a length she won't go to to keep them safe. Accompanying fic to "Heels"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
THE POWER OF LOVE by Lady Merope Riddle reviews
TR/HG AND EVENTUALLY LV/HG. A VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL. TIME TRAVEL STORY, WITH A SLIGHT TWIST! IS THE POWER OF LOVE SO GREAT AFTER ALL?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Martyr in Blue Starlight by Effrinae Trinx reviews
Effie Trinket quits her role as Escort to district 12 tributes for personal reasons and gets replaced. For Haymitch, that just wont do! After an altercation with the new 12 escort he heads back to Panem in search of Effie who, unbelievably for him, he realises misses. Hayffie friendship/ romance. T for language
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Abnormal behaviour by DeannaReadX reviews
Hermione knows its a risk when she takes Draco Malfoy on as a patient - especially when she's still in recovery herself. But as they start to make progress as psychiatrist and patient, their relationship develops in other ways as well. Ways neither of them had ever really anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heels by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione is trying to sneak out. Castiel catches her and drags the Winchesters into it. Linked to Witchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Flatmates by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world and moves in with an old friend of her parents. Imagine her surpise when she learns who her new flatmates are.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 457 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Listen! by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts365: Big and Beautiful by RZZMG reviews
"Chasing society's ideal of beauty only ends up making you sick!" ... Millicent Bulstrode has recently lost a lot of weight due to a nasty hex, but she's not happy about it - and she's about to tell her fellow Syltherins (Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Daphne Greengrass, and Draco Malfoy) why. Entry for Hogwarts365 Challenge on LJ (365 word drabble). COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z., Millicent B. - Complete
As You Wish by Alydia Rackham reviews
Irene Adler was dead. And my friend Sherlock Holmes refused to eat, sleep, speak, or do anything at all besides stand by the window and compose. Until Molly Hooper braved the steps of our flat, bringing the one thing no one thought he needed: a fairytale.Tag and AU for Scandal in Belgravia
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Don't Close Your Eyes by Lady Moonwolf reviews
He sliced her forearm and then sliced his own. He pressed them together and chanted. He was sharing his lifeforce with her, his very soul, binding them together for the rest of their lives. If one died, then so would the other. They were irreversibly linked. He only hoped that she wouldn't hate him for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mobius Strip by trollnexus reviews
She is exactly what her name suggests: the moon, the love, and the only good left in the world. Ginny/Luna, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 7,496 - Follows: 2,192 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Misapparition by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione keeps apparating to land on top of an amused Aidan Lynch. But Hermione's known how to apparate for years! Is an odd quirk of Veela blood what's actually causing the problem? Or is it just a malicious spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 244 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., A. Lynch - Complete
Seeing Bovine by Eric Crow reviews
A rewrite of Libba Bray's Going Bovine, set from the nurse Glory's point of view. One of the first fanfictions I ever wrote, now posted for the first time. Oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Push and Pull by RZZMG reviews
"Sometimes when you push, you accidentally pull." That particular play on words is something Charlie Weasley had never expected to experience, himself... but when he gets stuck in a Ministry lift with Pansy Parkinson one afternoon, he'll discover the truth in that old wives' tale. Charlie x Pansy. Romance/Comedy/Drama. 2013 Charlieficathon entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Pansy P., Charlie W. - Complete
Chrysalis by Someone aka Me reviews
The maturation of Dudley Dursley. Unrequited DudleyPiers, mentions of harsh bullying. Free-verse-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Dudley D., Piers P. - Complete
Reflection by trollnexus reviews
Albus/Scorpius slash. All Scorpius wants is the right to walk around the house shirtless, but no, his Papa just has to be the most unfair hypocrite in the world. Well, at least he has his good friend Albus Severus to help him out! One-shot, crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Amplified by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hey, Potter by SunseticMonster reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 10,062 - Follows: 9,221 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Not Going Back by regularuser reviews
Harry has just finished his first year of Hogwarts, but that isn't exactly a good thing for him. At least someone is there to help him. Non-slash oneshot. Extremely fluffy. This was a request so don't blame me for all the fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take Me Home by fionasank reviews
A year after Sherlock's death, his closest acquaintances gather to mourn. He feels he has to point out the irony, so lets them know that he's alive. (John's POV. Johnlock reunion.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Lies of the Beautiful People by AirmidM reviews
AU. Ginny is taken in by Bill to stop her parents from sending her to St Mungo's after the events of her first year. This is the story of what happens next... Draco/Ginny/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,845 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tangent Lines by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. Draco built himself a cottage by a forest after the war in order to distract himself from his circular thoughts and provide himself some shelter from a world that does not want him. Not all circles are bad, however. The circle his arms made around Potter's torso as they escaped the Fiendfyre was nice, for example. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darker the Night by Amledo reviews
Set after the end of Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts. Vernon is never happy to see Harry come back from school, and expresses his displeasure. Dudley Dursley, a wizard of Harry's own age, does his best to put his cousin back together. A Harry/Dudley family fic that also includes an adoptive Severus, Harry/Draco relationship, and a surprise involoving Voldemort and Petunia Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
More Things in Heaven and Earth by Wild Magelet reviews
There were few things that Hermione Granger would not do for a chance to view the book collection of the late treasure hunter and philanthropist Begonia Madden. She was even prepared to accompany the habitually surly Professor Snape on an overnight trip to the Highlands. Really, how awful could it possibly be? (SS/HG; epilogue of DH disregarded.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When They Ask You Why by ProfessorSquirrell reviews
"...what will you tell them? That you love him and he loves you? It is the truth, after all but... it doesn't encompass everything that is the two of you. Albus and Scorpius." / For BlueEyes444
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A New Kind of Sleeping Pill by ForeverShippingJohnlock reviews
John is awoken by another nightmare, only to discover that Sherlock's melodious voice works just as well as any sedative...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The First Time by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
The few times that Harry Potter has ever seen Draco Malfoy cry, and what he does about it. Almost a Christmas one-shot. Almost, I said! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
just fade away by TamariChan reviews
"Ghosts are made by tragedy, and for tragedy, and all their lives and deaths they are doomed." / The Gray Lady and the Bloody Baron, after everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Helena R., Bloody Baron] - Complete
The Story of Annie and Finnick by LRoseC reviews
The entire journey of Annie and Finnick, starting the day that Finnick is reaped for the 65th Hunger Games to the aftermath of the revolution. True to books. Happy (albeit bittersweet) ending that doesn't have to do with the son (entirely).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,162 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by MaryRoyale reviews
Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fabian P. - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Stop the World, I Want to Get Off by Terrence Rogue reviews
Luna causes destruction, the twins cause mayhem and Hermione and Ginny discuss relationships. What more could our group of intrepid heroes expect on a lovely Tuesday afternoon? Well, lovely if you overlook the smell of burning flesh...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] Ginny W. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
Alex hadn't seen the assassin in years, but Yassen was back now and he was determined to stay. Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Morning After by Paimpont reviews
The Dark Lord wakes up with a hangover and finds someone unexpected in his bed. HP/LV slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 342 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Problems With Ventriloquism by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
John Watson was well known for his ability to get girlfriends. The problem was, he wasn't quite so good at keeping them - especially when his flatmate employed his rather strange skill-set to scare them off at inopportune moments.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
A Laughing Matter by SweetlyDesolated reviews
A new idea has arisen with the pureblood families – continue the magical lines with fertile partners, rather than arranged marriages. So when Harry finds himself blindfolded and led off during one of these pureblood, Slytherin nights, and finds himself pregnant the next week, what's a boy to do? Slash, HP/TN, mPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Hope by TwistedTale reviews
Marius Black, age ten, is infected with the worst kind of disease. Hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Marius B. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Time for a Change by Savva reviews
He, Draco Malfoy, sat there, in his flat, shirtless, restless and already extremely randy, counting seconds before the witch would show up on his threshold. He was pathetically in love with her. That much was obvious even to him. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Romance/Humor. AU. EWE. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets by AirmidM reviews
AU since it only takes a few things from DH into account. What happens when Harry finds out Ginny's secrets, secrets that include a lifelong friendship with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini? Will he ever learn that the hero doesn't always get the girl? One-Shot Draco/Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In the end by AirmidM reviews
A fic made up of drabbles, each chapter is a scene between Draco and Ginny. Later hints of DracoBlaise, GinnyBlaise, and DracoGinnyBlaise. Rated, as usual, as a precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Six by Broken Boys reviews
Dean struggles with anorexia. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Sir Gwaine Tried to Win the Girl of His Dreams and Merlin Finally Realized That She Was In A Relationship. (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen; Lancelot/OC)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Set The World On Fire by BlackRosePoetry reviews
I'm Back! And this time, I've brought a canon-pairing with me! In this world, TVK lives! SQUEE! But, injured and drugged beyond all comprehension, how long will it take for "life" to return to normal for Their Vampiric Majesties?
Icemark Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - His Vampiric Majesty, Her Vampiric Majesty
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 285 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rick's Past Midnight by April-in-the-chair reviews
Set post-film One-shot. . Rick sits in his cafe, gets a bit drunk, and has a meaningful conversation with a wineglass. Rated T for alcohol and copious amounts of angst. My first fic, please read and review!
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Signs of Waking by hangedfire reviews
The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,901 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Bear Named Watson by nicknack22 reviews
At five, Sherlock knew many things, but chief among them was that Watson would always be his best friend...Part of the You Were My Life Universe, but can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Laugh of the Detective by Lady Heliotrope reviews
"What makes Sherlock laugh?" Apparently Mr. Jabez Wilson, who described how he'd been performing a data entry job advertized on Craigslist, for which he qualified because of his Medical Secretary certificate and, as he was told, due to his long fingernails.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Morning Suprise by Pandora80 reviews
Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Don't Jump by FireyFreedom reviews
Alex/Yassen Yassen finds himself facing a broken Alex on a rooftop currently stand alone, I'm thinking of doing a sequel
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Cereal by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Alex eats breakfast; Wolf can't help but watch. Drabble. Light slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Better Than Flying by Cmdr. Gen. Marasco reviews
Pointless Deryn/Alek fluff. It's snowing in Glasgow, and Deryn decided to relive some of the feelings she lost when she left the Leviathan. Of course, even the best plans go awry when you've got a bored Clanker watching...
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
40 Days by BlackRosePoetry reviews
Her Vampiric Majesty and Oskan are subject to rumors & scandals. Housecarls, ghosts, and silver...all these things revolve around one night in their new life. But will the Queen be able to stand up against everything?
Icemark Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Her Vampiric Majesty, Oskan W.
Shattered by BlackRosePoetry reviews
Her Vampiric Majesty has finally got what she wanted: Bellorum dead at her feet. But will the final moment be too much for her to bear? How is she going to survive without her consort there for comfort? The answer to that is this: Oskan
Icemark Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Her Vampiric Majesty, Oskan W. - Complete
Shirt-Lifter by picascribit reviews
1976: Sirius has a theory, and Remus is reluctant to help him confirm it. Fluff and boy-kisses. Check out sequel "The Secret Girlfriend". Written 2011, edited 2016. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Bachelorette by Savva reviews
She, Hermione Granger, was overwhelmingly ashamed of herself. Never before had she done something so reckless. As a responsible girl, Hermione wasn't about to let the wizard take ownership for something that was her own doing. Hermione/Kingsley AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"Though only a pretense, he saved a million lives." Gender Bender fic. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Amortentia by Paimpont reviews
Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 191 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8931 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 6,992 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
VS 2: Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is seeing things from inside Nagini. What's a boy to do, faced with the Christmas holidays, trapped inside the Order's headquarters? HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 318 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Above the Waves by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Slight Little Mermaid crossover. Coral is cursed to live as a mute human for saving a sailor's life. Still possessing some of her mermaid powers, Coral finds herself taken in by the very sailor she saved, Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,927 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bully by darklight1601 reviews
"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tactile Species by Aldora89 reviews
Jim is suffering from touch starvation, made even worse by recent difficulties with the ship. Someone can't help but notice and come up with a logical solution. Oneshot from a kink meme prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vindiciae Nuptia by marksmom reviews
AR-After destroying Voldemort, Harry discovers a plot to keep him under the control of the Ministry. What can be done and how can Bill Weasley help? Rated M for slash, language, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,580 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 12,943 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Are by Julia456 reviews
The big reveal... with a little twist.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,571 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Deryn S., Alek F.] - Complete
I Never Told You by ladyodium reviews
Takes place at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione runs into Scabior on the bridge and conflict rises within her as her memories and emotions finally come together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Thousand Cranes by Bambeah reviews
They say that if you fold a thousand cranes, your wish will come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 559 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Night by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
Asa finds Manfred after Dr. Bloor has yet again forced his son to use his powers for evil. Can Asa make Manfred smile again? Manfred/Asa slash. Songfic. Cutting!Manfred.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Manfred B., Asa. P - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 8,450 - Follows: 1,384 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Memory To Forget by jessica499499 reviews
The potion was made to let the drinker relive a random memory with a strong emotion behind it. When Harry's made to drink the potion he's forced to relive a memory he would give anything to forget. Draco/Harry. Slash. Currently on hold, but will be finished someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
This Lifetime by Svelte Rose reviews
The journey is difficult, immense. We will travel as far as we can, but we cannot in one lifetime see all that we would like to see or learn all that we hunger to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers: Draco's Thoughts on Her by Acara Whitefox reviews
Based on Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar. Because all that Potter would ever see when she looked his way was the son of a Death Eater. DracoxFem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I bid him! by elfinmyth reviews
Captured by the Order, the Dark Lord awaits his execution. His lover isn't planning to let it happen though, and finds a loophole in the plan. HPLV, warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
VS 9: Death of Twelve by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Number Twelve is a little bit obvious when it's missing from the lineup of 11 and 13. It looks like the Fidelius Charm isn't as foolproof as it seems. HP/LV. Slash! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Is That What They're Calling It These Days? by On-A-Dare reviews
Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 1,170 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Restless Mornings by SweetlyDesolated reviews
It’s the following morning to a full moon, and Harry won't go to sleep. Fenrir needs to figure out how to resolve the young werewolf’s energy so he, Fenrir, can catch up on some much needed rest. HP/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
VS 8: The Seventeenth Wish by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
VS 3: Vinewood by SweetlyDesolated reviews
After the nightmare in the Ministry, Harry is informed of the true prophecy and he has a breakdown . . . in the arms of the Dark Lord Voldemort. HP/LV pairing. Oneshot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 285 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/1/2009
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 6,020 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
A Christmas Drawing by xoxphoenix reviews
Alice looked at the stranger before her. "I wish you could remember me," Neville whispered sadly. Alice hated seeing the boy look so sad, but didn't know what to do to make him feel better. So she did what she could... She drew a picture. R/R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Scars by The Creatress reviews
Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 8,795 - Follows: 1,362 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 1,078 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
The wolf is hungry, and Remus knows what it wants. Slash. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,209 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Do I Love Thee Let Me Count The Ways: Drabbles by sparkley-tangerine reviews
A collection of drabbles, each 100 to 200 words, showing the many sides of a HarryDraco romance. The good, the bad and the weird are bound to happen. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Journal by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Remus decides to give Sirius a journal for his 16th birthday. Sirius thinks it's the most unmasculine thing he's ever recieved, but he soon finds the most secretive pieces of himself on the journal's once blank pages. Gets kind of angsty later on. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Role to Play by jandjsalmon reviews
A new game at Hogwarts is meant to develope more Interhouse relationships... but Draco just wants the extra credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
A mix of chemicals and fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus remembers the very first book he read entirely on his own in just one night under his bed sheet by torchlight: Peter Pan. When Remus turns eleven he meets Peter Pan in person. Except he goes by the name of Sirius Black. SiriusRemus. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dragon's Tears by eliana-moran reviews
If Draco Malfoy has a weakness, it's tears. So what happens when he finds Ginevra Weasley crying without anyone to comfort her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Call of Freedom by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Formerly a oneshot. A girl, soon to be married, longs for one small night of freedom. She finds it, and much more, with a man she least expects it with. JackOC, rating up for possible harsh language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,133 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Pretty Boy by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Alex has a plan. Artemis does NOT like it. Crossdressing and slash ensue. AA crossover. No idea what happened with the title XD.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Conversation on a Broom by inell13 reviews
Hermione and Viktor have a talk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cloak by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 261 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Defense of Honour by eliana-moran reviews
Ginny Weasley wants to kill her exboyfriend for starting rumours about her and it's all her brother and friends can do to stop her, that is, until a certain Slytherin steps in on her behalf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dress by Suchan and Twelve reviews
Slash warning! Asa finds an old dress in his attic... It's a tad on the weird side so if crossdressing offends you in some way, you may not want to read this...anyway. This summary sucks, so you'll just have to read the story.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Asa. P, Manfred B. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 700 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 10,106 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He Loved Her by eliana-moran reviews
Every month he goes to visit. Every month he asks the same question. Every month she gives the same answer. Nothing will ever changes, because he loved her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
What No One Knew by eliana-moran reviews
COMPLETE Ginevra Weasley surprised everyone she knew. She became a death eater. Was there more to her story than met the eye? Warning:contains reference to selfinflicted wounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,621 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 606 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Revelations by xx.mischief.managed.xx reviews
[one-shot] “Potter, the revelation to you finding my hand so warm is because you’ve been too busy sticking your hands down girls’ trousers to enjoying the simple things in life.” A humorous one-shot about James and his obsession with woman body parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 478 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like Glass by Penguin reviews
FINISHED! War is over and Voldemort defeated; Harry has been used and thrown away. He lives in Muggle London, lost, confused and destroyed. But Lupin and others want him to return to the wizarding world, and Draco Malfoy is sent out to find him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,728 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Like You by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Jade fire, sparkling diamonds, and bloodred rubies. How can these three things floor Draco Malfoy, unless they are somewhere they shouldn't be? COMPLETE. ONESHOT. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wedding by louise4 reviews
The outside world sees the wedding of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter is seen as the perfect ending to the story of the Boy Who Lived. However, things are never as they seem. GW? HP? Hint: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snapshots of the Moon by Miss Puppylove reviews
The longest one-shot in the history of the world, concerning Sirius, Remus, childhood, Hogwarts, and not really growing up. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Dare You? by Annymc reviews
Sev and Harry are in love. What happens if their relationship is found out? Warning Slash. SSHP. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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These Things Happen reviews
Draco has a Quidditch accident in which he becomes a quadriplegic, and needs an aide to help him in the aftermath. However, when Harry Potter comes to care for him, will he be able to stand it past the first week?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
sleepless nights and painted walls
after the war ends, harry doesn't function very well (sorry, shitty summary. just read it & tell me what u think)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Exception to the Rule
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Rule No. 4 : You must never let a boy take off the pants (although you may take them off yourself while in his prescence). The exception to the rule. SOTTP/A Wrinkle in Time crossover. Set first book of The Sisterhood, idk when in Wrinkle in Time.
Crossover - Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants & A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Published: 1/24/2015
Florae Ad Usum Vindicus
Oh, I don't even know. It's slightly cracky, I hope it's well written, and it has Harry/Ginny a bit...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete