Femme aux Mille Visages
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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Hi Guys!

I'm Femme aux Mille Visages, and translated into English that means "Woman of a Thousand Faces." I'm a huge lover of both Harry Potter and Axis Powers Hetalia, but I also belong to some other fandoms. I love Sherlock and Dr. Who, and I can get behind some Asgardian stuff. My guilty pleasure animes are Magical Lyrical Girl Nanoha and TMOHS. My favourite subjects are AP Literature and AP European History, but I'll study pretty much anything that has to do with linguistics or the humanities. I speak French, German, Latin, and a little Italian; I'm always interested in learning new languages, new history, and new genres of literature, so if you are knowledgeable in any of those areas, PM me.

So for any of you who were curious about my silly little FACE ficlet (Sugar and Spice) here is the photo that gave me the inspiration:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/090/b/1/sugar_and_spice_page_02_03_by_hetalia_canada_dj-d4k1ad7.jpg

Yes, it is baby Canada in a dress.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[ ] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature (believe it or not)
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(3/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[ ] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[x] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x] You're very affectionate (at least, to those I am close to)
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[x] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You say you're a gourmet

(7/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities (depending on how well I know you)
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[x] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard
[ ] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(5/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[ ] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[x] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses

(8/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[x] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgewise (once I get to know you, I can be quite the chatterbox!)

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[ ] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[x] You're very serious (if I don't know you too well)
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier

(3/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[x] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[ ] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[x] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[ ]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot. (only in private. If I don't know you, or if I'm ever really angry, it's kind of like talking to a glacier.)
[x]You like to order people around.
]You're a scaredy-cat. (
[x]You curse a lot.
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[ ]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(4/10)

So I guess I'm Poland when I know you, and Austria when I don't? Cool. I can live with that.

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A Nation of oneshots by Kitten1313 reviews
A series of mostly random one shots, drabbles and song fics on the states, provinces and some countries thrown in. OC's are based off my state stories, rated for swearing, alcohol use and character deaths. Will update almost daily
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 450 - Words: 353,445 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 14h - Published: 7/10/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, OC
Despite Our Imperfections by Immortal x Snow reviews
Family: it stands for "forget about me: I love you." They struggled sometimes with the first part, but the second part? They had that down perfectly. 100 Fics Challenge for the FACE Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,200 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/17/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,220 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia
La Vie Boheme by Ameriphobia reviews
At age 15, Alfred Jones was rescued from the streets of New York by aspiring author/stripper Arthur Kirkland. Since then, Alfred has managed to find a place among Arthur's misfit friends. But Alfred's new life, as well as the lives of his friends, is turned on its head when Alfred's brother finds him after 13 years of separation. Fruk, Gerita, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 151 - Words: 156,241 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Promised to Me by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
For his loyalty General Winter had promised Russia a mate; one who could stand beside him, not lay broken under him. But the old ghost was always so cruel. While keeping his promise he had never promised that said mate wouldn't fight back with a strength equal to Russia's. If it is meant to be then why does the promised one resist? Historical. RusAme. GerMerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 315,229 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Russia
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,690 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29781 - Favs: 16,041 - Follows: 14,334 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Frozen Hearts by sakume reviews
Hans begrudgingly returns to his kingdom to take responsibility for his actions. Met with ridicule and hate, and desperate to escape the memory of his haunting past, he takes on a journey to thaw the "frozen heart" he's been accused of, to seek forgiveness from a woman he never really knew, only to find an adventure he could not imagine. -eventual HansxElsa (T to be safe)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,898 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hans, Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5213 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 4,204 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Promise of Sunflowers by ScarlettAngel2 reviews
Russia wants to become friends with America, but he gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 129,790 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Russia, America] - Complete
Rising by Bluesunkatsuri reviews
Ireland, 1914. Still struggling to get Home Rule, Ireland discovers secrets his people are keeping even from him. And as Europe plunges into chaos and war, he finds that to gain his independence, he is indeed left with no choice. The only way he'll ever be free... is through a Rising. *Part 1 of my Historical Hetalia series. Rated T for language and violence later on in the story*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,933 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/6/2014 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales, OC - Complete
Standing at the Edge of the World by Myathewolfeh reviews
When the whole world goes to hell, the surviving nations must unite to restore order and stay alive. As they struggle to stay together and out of the hands of an Organization that wants them dead, they fight not to lose who they are, and discover love and strength in each other as only ever an apocalypse can bring forth. Contains violence, character deaths, lemon, and lots of drama
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 126 - Words: 520,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013
Bitter Tea and Burned Roses by ChaosDisclosed reviews
Bitter Tea and Burned Roses (Modern FrUK AU): Francis Bonnefoy moves to London to begin a new life with his little boy, Matthew, after his wife dies in an accident. He meets and later works for Arthur Kirkland, a local pub owner and fellow single father. Arthur's boy, Alfred, quickly becomes friends with Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,178 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - France, England/Britain
Army of One-Shots by CarolinaRhodes reviews
State OCs, randomness, and everything else! Just a bunch of one shots I write. Will update as much as possible. Open to ideas for stories. R&R (genres will vary depending on story)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 260 - Words: 149,610 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - America
Greater than the Sum by de-anon reviews
When a disgraced soldier strikes an unlikely friendship with a thief, he realizes that there's something strange about his acquaintance. However, as Gilbert begins unraveling the mystery locked within Lovino's lost memories, he uncovers a sinister plot to put an end to the world as they know it...and Lovino is the key. Steampunk AU (Steamtalia), Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,317 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
High School Never Ends by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
When the anonymous pranksters known as the Pictonians pull pranks on eight people at Hetare High that supposedly ruins their reputations and lives, the eight seek revenge. The Axis and The Allies are ready to prank the school, the Pictonians, and each other; after all, what's the worst that can happen? Well, an overload of UST, for one. As well as maybe a bit too much insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
International Relations by Francesca Monterone reviews
"Arthur, there is no power in the world that could have stopped Ivan from entering that room. I had the choice between letting him see Matthew and watching him kill Alfred and I thought you might prefer the former." - Companion Piece to Crimson Skies, PruAus, US/UK, France/UK, some GerIta and obviously Russia/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Prussia, Austria]
The Price We Pay For The Sun by Charli Petidei reviews
I love you. There's no other way to put it. I can't shorten it to a simple offbeat sound that won't let you know at all, and I can't lengthen it, wrap it up in meaningless words until what I'm really trying to say is lost, and I can't tell you with my body language, blushing and turning my head and murmuring it under my breath because you won't see, and you won't hear. Not now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Under the Rowan Tree by Blood Dark Sun reviews
Neither England nor Romano is looking for a new partner. Chance encounters, however, lead them into a tentative buddy relationship. As they grow closer, will they learn that love means more than just gift-giving and sex? Several side plots including America's and Prussia's search for a partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 181,651 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] - Complete
Study Buddies by IsThisPhantasy reviews
-On Hiatus!- Alfred Jones is good with people, but bad at math. Arthur Kirkland is good at math, but bad with people. Isn't it just natural for them to help each other out? High School AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Doppelganger by Jenni N reviews
It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 199,788 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012
Change of Heart by SearchingForMercury reviews
Gilbert just wants to go camping with his friends. Unfortunately for him, he seems to be perpetually stuck with the one guy he could care less for. Gilbert thinks he might just lose his mind. And then he finds out that Roderich, who has had the map ever since embarking on their hike towards the campsite, hasn't been using a compass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by Demonic Charm reviews
After a wild night in Vegas, two completely different people wake up to find themselves married. Condemned to live together by court for the stake of 3 million, Francis and Arthur will do whatever it takes to make the other back down and take the money for themselves. [Based upon What Happened In Vegas script] [FrUK] [Human AU] [Hinted Asakiku in first chapter]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [England/Britain, France] Hungary, Prussia - Complete
How (NOT) To Fall In Love by WalkingCatastrophe reviews
A long time ago, Arthur and Francis stopped believing in love. (Un)fortunately, love still believed in them. FrUk with a side of PruCan and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - England/Britain, France
Challenges of Living Together by orangepencils reviews
100 themes challenge story. This story looks at the evolution of the relationship between Canada and Prussia, the ups and downs, the good times, some bad and everything in-between. Fluff. Human names used. K to T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 29,355 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Quidditch House Rivals by Zeplerfer reviews
Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,627 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
Scars by Shadedfeather reviews
Alfred and Ivan are forced into a school project together. At first they're unwilling to work together, but everything changes as they learn more about each other and about the scars that both of them tries to hide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - America, Russia
The Housewarming Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Theo needs to find a muggle gift for Draco's housewarming party. He finds a little something else. WARNING: Theo Nott/Piers Polkiss rare pairing with a side of Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N., Piers P. - Complete
Psycho by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,597 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia
Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,820 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hetalia Resumes and Job Fails by RulerofAwesomeness reviews
Ever wonder what the Hetalia characters would write down for their resumes if they applied for human jobs or college? Or how they would epically fail at certain jobs? Now taking requests.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013
Amsterdam by Espresso Yourself reviews
After Greece chooses to default and revert to the drachma, Spain is taken seriously ill due to an economic collapse. In wake of his sickness, a stream of heartbreaking secrets come to light. Songfic - Amsterdam by Coldplay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - France, Spain, Denmark, Netherlands
Blindsided by PhantomMemories reviews
What If' AU- England doesn't shoot at the critical moment in his last battle during America's revolution, but one of his men starts up the battle again, and changes everything. Kink Meme De-anon. Leaning towards US/UK. Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,194 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - England/Britain, America, Canada, France
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
We're Hijacking This Thing by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
After England insults Spain's running with the bull's and bull fighting, the Bad Touch Trio decides to get some revenge. How? By hijacking the school paper to prove that everyone else has a far more stupid or dangerous past-time! Gauken.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Spain, Prussia
A Turnabout Toast by snags reviews
Post-GS4. Phoenix and Edgeworth, awkwardly and with a lot of help, realize that missed opportunities don't have to stay that way. PxE/EdgeWright/NaruMitsu, eventually. Incidental AxK later on. R&Rs more than welcome; I'm new to this.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,044 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Alleluia by I Am Sweden reviews
Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 187,269 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Stray by Lavender Kiss reviews
Prussia didn't have a place to go. And drinking probably hadn't been the best way to deal with the problem, especially since his drunk induced mind had apparently decided that London was the place to go. On hiatus for an indefinite amount of time. Sorry guys. Don't worry though, I haven't given up on it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,043 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain
From the Ashes by Streamingwords reviews
When tensions finally break, every nation falls under the shadow of destruction. Is it even possible to rebuild that which seems beyond repair? Rated for dark situations and some foul mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,290 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Triple Dog Dare by crocious reviews
Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,128 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Marukaite chikyuu by Europe28 reviews
The cry grew louder. The child lay on his back in the middle of the storm, flailing his tiny fists. He screamed, turning red in the face with the effort, but all the reply he got was a mouthful of sand. Mainly FrUk, list of other pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 168,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
X by Lady Charity reviews
Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Lovers' Spat by Darkfire75 reviews
Another dysfunctional family fic based on my own family ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Comedy of Errors by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
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Children Born of Ice reviews
Alfred is a figure skater training for the Olympics. The rink he trains is where Matthew's hockey team trains. Most of the team looks down on his figure skating, and his fathers don't help with the stereotypes. Co-captain Ivan Braginski in particular enjoys tormenting him, until Ivan confesses that he is an ex-ballet student who misses the arts. FACE family, RusAme, AmCan brotherly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [America, Russia]
Rose Tinted Photographs reviews
"There were a few sentences, Arthur realised, that he hoped he would never have to say as a parent."Alfred?" he questioned, striving to keep his voice level. "Why is Matthew wearing a dress?" Little snapshots into the daily lives of our favourite Hetalia characters. Pairings included are FrUK, USUK, and FACE family, as well as LitPol, Gerita, Pruada, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - England/Britain, America
The Troubles of Being a Government Employee reviews
Harry Potter is Head Auror, and quite satisfied with his life. Although he's currently wrapped up in cases, he likes to think his life is rather stable after the war. That is, until Malfoy gets elected Head Unspeakable, and the Ministry is at once thrown into chaos between the warring department and an international smuggling ring case that they must cooperate on to bring down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dad, Can I Talk to You? reviews
"I...don't really know how to say this...I wanted to ask you for some help with-with dating," he finished lamely. "Don't fall in love with an axe crazy murderess?" Phoenix deadpanned. Apollo asks Phoenix for some fatherly advice regarding his love life.. Cue sarcasm, cross examination techniques, and general hilarity. Familial Fluff. Originally a kink meme fill.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Apollo J. - Complete
The Super Secret Not-Diary of Alfred F Jones reviews
How you spend a morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. From this, we can conclude that Alfred F. Jones leads a life that is equal parts disastrous, brave, and entertaining, because he starts every day with British food for breakfast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - America
Bitter Coffee Grounds reviews
"I miscarried," she says in as much of a matter of fact as she can muster. The woman gives her a blank look. Clearly, this English expression is outside of the woman's rudimentary grasp of the language. She forces herself to tell it in the cold, scientific reality that it is. Saying the truth won't make it any worse. "My baby died."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Hermione G.
A Sweet and Sad Romance reviews
"Francis Bonnefoy finds himself very much alone, staring into a glass of wine at half past two in the morning, wondering if all those taunts, if all those snide remarks, if all those barely concealed innuendos were worth the empty bed, the empty bottles, and his very empty heart."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
hole
to love is human. to err is human. to lose is perhaps most human of all. but Draco can never forgive himself for throwing something away-something precious, something extraordinay-only he wonders if he threw it away at all or if it was something to be taken from him or if he had it in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Draco M.
What Could Have Been reviews
A kiss to one is a broken dream to another, a wistful fantasy that never will and never can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete