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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

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Age: I'm a writer, so I'm immortal

Why I Write Fanfiction: If you have ever wanted something to be real, this helps you reach one step closer to your own creation.

Credit goes to Kenchi

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

this student received the only "A"

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The First Male Nin REBOOT by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
There comes a time when an unlikely being ascends the restrictions of what's cemented normalcy and is given an opportunity to become great. What if Naruto was the only male who can use charka in the world? What enemies will he make? What friends? What lovers? Care to read the tale? Genius, Skilled Naruto. MASSIVE HAREM! Don't like, don't read. Cover art was done by MegaDarkly. REDO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,433 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
Dark Echoes by megamatt09 reviews
Lily uses a dark ritual to protect her son which has long term ramifications for him. Not that he's complaining about the perks of the matter. Harry/Multi, obviously. Very dark and may offend delicate sensibilities. More information inside.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,364 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Harry P., Illyana R./Magik, Emma F./White Queen, Selene/Black Queen]
Pokemon Reset Bloodlines by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Going back to save the world is tough; its tougher when the process ends up radically altering your reality. When the new world Ash wakes up in differs from the old one in many ways, Ash will have to adapt his battle experience to a new world, and what are these mysterious Bloodlines that everyone fears? AshX Harem, Anime world with some Adventures and Game canon. Now beta'd
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,242 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 105,674 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/19/2014
Twins by Angles of Death reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister, someone who grew up with him as they ventured through life together, instead of him facing the world by himself. And Malfoy has a sister as well, which makes life even more chaotic. Sequel to Battle of Wills, with AU elements. Story begins with Harry's 4th year. Harry/OC/OC/Fleur. Warning: wincest, BDSM, harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,649 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 6/3/2014
Immortal by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Shinto Goddess of Hope, Kushina, changed the fate of her beloved Son so he would have a better life. That however is against the rules & both are punished. Naruto is punished w/ immortality yet is stuck on the mortal world, never to live in the heavens w/ other gods. Join him on his journey of immortality as he kills demons, fights kingdoms, sexes beautiful women, & defy the gods!
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,175 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U.
Olympus Will Fall by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Mutants aren't freaks just people with gifts. But for decades if not centuries, humans can't see that. Some mutants want to have humans understand peacefully; Others just want Mutants to rule. Naruto, a multi-talented mutant just wants Mutants and Humans to coincide. But for that to happen he must play the bad guy and the good guy. Either way, this human Olympus will fall. Harem.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Rogue/Anna Marie, Jean Grey]
The Elemental Casanova by reallyfreakingnerdy reviews
Inspired by The First Male Nin. Massive harem, massive genderbends. After an attempt on his life Naruto finds himself gifted with new powers in a world dominated by women. Watch Naruto conquer the kunoichi world (in more ways than one) on his journey to legend as the Elemental Casanova! First fanfic so constructive criticism welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Throne of Shadow by Xenter reviews
Betrayed and killed by those he thought were his friends. He thought he had died, but found himself in the grassland of Essos. He was confused, conflicted, depressed but managed to pick himself up and gained an army. Like a plague that swept across the land, the house of Uzumaki will unify Essos, crush Westeros and invades the Frozen Land. Nothing shall stand before his might! AU!
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Naruto U., Daenerys T.]
The Sorcerer Prince by milky0candy reviews
What if Cersei decided against aborting her first baby, the Baratheon trueborn? What if he turns out to be nothing anyone expected? Not a warrior like his father wanted him to be, but a scholarly child with an unhealthy interest in the arcane? Follow the story of Durran Baratheon, heir to the 7 kingdoms - the one that would defy fate and Gods. Starts a few years before GoT events.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Daenerys T./Dany, Sansa S., Stannis B., OC
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
He remembered being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a creature borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the 2nd son of the King, a spare, but that changes when things rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming... but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 99,762 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 5,257 - Follows: 5,765 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Young Lord by jCOOLn reviews
The night Lord Voldemort killed Harry's parents a piece of his soul latched onto Harry's and merged with it. Now Harry has fifty years of memories from the darkest wizard of all times. How will Harry grow up with all the knowledge and powers that lord Voldemort once had. Powerful/Multi/Harem/Parselmouth/Smart/Grey-Dark/Animagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.]
The Second Son of God by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born with the power to analyze the bodies of every human in the world, and with his powers he thrived to offer salvation to all suffering people. But before his ambition could even begin, Naruto was warped into a torrent of Devils, Angels and Gods. All the young man ever wanted was to be a doctor, not some sort of Knight. Naruto x Rias x Akeno x Gabriel
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,590 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Naruto U., G. Rias, H. Akeno
The last 10 days of Robbie Shapiro by Djuro reviews
15 years after they all graduated, Robbie returns to LA to visit and change the life of his eight closest high school friends before finishing his plan and ending his life. He visits Sinjin and his sister. Andre and Tori, Beck and Jade and even Trina. But what happens when he visits Cat again after 15 years? Rated M for content. Read and Review.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Robbie S., Cat V. - Complete
Pokegirls: Red Version by that-guy-with-that-name reviews
A young Tamer named Red goes off on his pokegirl journey, this is NOT pokemon, this is POKEGIRLS...and that means that in this story are HEAVY lemons.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,309 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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Harry Potter Activates God Mode reviews
Harry Potter has died, waking up he finds himself looking into a screen that proclaims GAME OVER. Only, he hasn't been the first Harry through the video game. Once, their was a real Harry Potter. Come watch as we travel with a new Harry and discover everything about the First. Discontinued...for now
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P.
Truly Devilish reviews
Harry Phenex, a man of few rules, and even fewer morals has his past come back to haunt him when he meets the girl he is destined to marry, regretfully it just so happens it means he has to meet all his old acquaintances, both enemies and friends. Harry/Rias/Gabriel/?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/14/2014
One Destiny After Another Abandoned reviews
Harry Potter has unwillingly became the Master of Death and in doing so he initiated something only 2 other unwilling participants have ever done. Those 2 were Merlin himself and a man by the name of Loki Phenex. Harry, in a race against his deadly power took extreme measures to ensure it never taking over. Will it be enough to escape the godly power of being the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P.
Destroyed reviews
The day Naruto Uzumaki is born, the Kyuubi attacked. Wanting for the Kyuubi to destroy Konoha for as long as possible, the only baby to be able to hold it, Naruto, had his entire Chakra System crushed by the masked man. However, Minato unknowingly put the Kyuubi in him anyway. Thinking Naruto is a worthless tool, Hiruzen put Naruto in the Red Light district to die. Powerful Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Naruto U., Samui
Harry Potter and the Flames and Shadows Abandoned reviews
Have you had limitless power at your finger and let it slip. Have had a real influence in the world and did nothing with it. Harry Potter has had all that and is done. letting go of all his own set limitations he is unleashing himself. He is tired of being manipulated and controlled. He is ready for action against this injustice. Are you? Redo of Harry Potter and the Book
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Book reviews
Can you imagine the whole world at your finger tips and not changing a thing. Having near unlimited power and staying weak. Well Harry Potter is done with all that. He is going to make a difference and a certain book will allow all that. REDO MADE. BASIS IS THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
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